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12/25/2022 (Sun) 02:26:26 No. 16909

>currently w/o internet <still have electricity merry christmas! t.blizzard haver

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12/25/2022 (Sun) 02:27:02 No. 16910

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12/25/2022 (Sun) 02:27:21 No. 16911

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12/26/2022 (Mon) 23:36:01 No. 16921

>Christmas at my elderly parents' house >friend got my name in the gift draw >friend knows I like to do miniature terrain >buys me some UV-activated resin for whatever >buys me UV flashlight >neat! >always wanted a blacklight >think about where I can try it out >parent's bedroom seems like a good bet >go in there with my adult son >brace ourselves, because they're both accident prone with food and beverages and have incontinence issues and we know it will be bad >we weren't ready >ofw >floor is full of more glowing patches than any three episodes of Dexter >go around to the side of the bed >entire patch of rug on that side glowing from urine spills >back away in horror >weird drips on walls >wut >send son as far away as possible so I don't get mutant grandkids >yell to my younger brother to come give me a hand with... something >he comes >repeat the investigation >hfw >realize we'll not only have to repaint, but actually replace the carpet when we go to sell their house >Merry Christmas, you filthy animals

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12/27/2022 (Tue) 01:29:39 No. 16927

>>16921 my mom was in charge of my late uncle's estate. for some reason she thought it would be funny if i inherited his penis pump

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12/27/2022 (Tue) 23:16:46 No. 16940

>>16927 Hilarious. Maybe it would be funny to coat one of her tampons in a light dusting of chili powder.

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