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Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:24:29 No. 20
I won't read nigger, kike, incel, perpetually online, wall-of-text, app-addled, muh dick, please think for me and decide what way my life should go, I'm sooo lazy, I have no motivation, what course do I pursue?, is it over, be me 18-80 is it too late?, subhumans who can't or won't do a search on FAQs, whining about muh feewings, goofy yellow fever nerd, basket case with laundry list of woes, how do I get picrel, threads. General reply to all such: no!, go outside, or register with the local euthanasia center and wait for the cremation van to collect you.
Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 20:12:15 No. 22
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In the absence of a FAQ I'll note once again the easily digestible YT clip, "Roy Cohn's rules of winning" (yes, I know he was an eminently-gassable, evil faggot kike, but my philosophy is one can learn something useful from almost anyone) as a response to helpless whiners and milksop nerds.
Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 21:57:12 No. 34
but how do i draw? i have adhd and cancer and aids and vertigo and the shakes
Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 22:06:50 No. 36
I won't read Howie, a well-known time-waster whose eternal theme is how to draw but who shows no evidence of ever attempting to do so.
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 00:05:16 No. 43
>>36 So no actual advice?
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 00:09:40 No. 45
>>20 I Won’t Read Guy and Euthanasia Van Guy were the same person? huge revelations today
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 01:59:31 No. 47
>>45 The euthanasia van has always been for the most unreadable cases. Nothing new there.
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 02:05:20 No. 48
>>43 >So no actual advice? You must be unfamiliar with the Howie case. He has a very, very long history on 4chan, referenced by many screenshots, many people's time wasted on what eventually came to be an obvious attention-seeking black hole. The post 34 here is either the Howie or a troll posting bait to trigger people exasperated by Howie.
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 02:18:48 No. 49
>>48 There is also the context: Namely that if poster 34 wants to draw then he would be better served asking on the very active /loomis or /ic boards on this site. But if he did that then he would instantly be recognized and wrecked. So instead he asks on this much slower to get started board where there might be naive "fresh meat" to give a run-around to. I shall now end my side of this discussion.
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 04:32:19 No. 55
>>48 i think he's jokingly quoting howie "So no advice?" was his catchphrase
Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:02:38 No. 58
HOWIE THREAD, ALL WHITES IGNORE.
Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 01:16:19 No. 65
Worst users of /adv/ no particular order >Howie >the stick figure thinking incel who always asked easilt answered questions and samefag he’s like a mf >the “chad” who always posts his replies with random stock images of women and calls everyone a pinnochio or autist and claims to be a 7 figure chad despite living on the board >the “I’m a neet but want respect how do I get this” spammer >the faggot who spans the same 3 photos of his oneitis and spams AI porn with vague questions. Probably a jeet
Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 17:32:06 No. 74
>>65 >the “chad” who always posts his replies with random stock images of women and calls everyone a pinnochio or autist and claims to be a 7 figure chad despite living on the board kek i’m pretty sure that guy is mentioned in the sticky
Anonymous 04/29/2025 (Tue) 01:00:04 No. 75
>>65 I'm fully convinced that 4/adv/ is like 80% idiot trolls pretending to look for "advice"
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