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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:34:07 No. 789
Size does matter after all
>>789 >my source? >a random poll I made on a corpo datamining website ok
>>789 Everyone knows that BBC is superior. This is a well known fact.
>>789 well yeah obviously. Too much girth and it's a pain in the ass, small is better for sucking and pornstar dicks are best for the eyes
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okay but how big is big? is 7 inches big? do women have a third eye that lets them know how big someones dick is? I get laid despite being an ugly fat sperg
>>789 Ah man I thought you assholes went to sharty
>>794 Yes they do, it’s how you carry yourself. If you’re typically unfazed by most things they’re aware you’re packing heat. (I.e. not a baby about your fragile dicklet ego)
>>789 You forgot to add the Tel Aviv weather report faggot. >size does matter "not during rape" replied the border jumping illegal invader. They have to go back, and so do (((you))) OP.
looks and height matters way more.
>>793 As someone that has been buttfucked by both white and black men in the past, you really can't tell the difference by feel or looking.
never talk to internet weirdos about dicks
>>793 >tfw 6'5" with a spot-on average penis This isn't fair. I wish I was only 6'2".
>>793 western ricecels are so buckbroken. I’m surprised they don’t commit more mass shootings and troon out more.
>>794 Three female hands cover the length of a big dong
>>789 ugh we getting he ragebait and racial slapfighting here now too? go away before I hit you with my massive penis.
I don't even understand why this is such an intense debate. Bigger = better is just common sense and applies to a lot of things
>>805 Retards coping about ths gspot dont realize a big dong applies more pressure to it meaning it still fucking feels better
>tfw gain weight and dick gets smaller I miss being skinny.
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Who does this own exactly? I feel like any fag who's "redpilled" or "blackpilled" has fully accepted this by now.
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>tfw you are unironically short and have a legit huge penis
>>810 Related greentext >be me >outside working on car >wearing sweatshorts >neighbor's wife who is friends with my wife comes outside >have quick chit chat >can see her eyes repeatedly flashing down to pants >interior_chuckle.wav >tell her i have to get back to work >finish up >fast forward about week >girls are out back having margaritas or whatever >hear argument break out >side gate opens and slams >wife storms in back door >absolutely_seething.png >obligatory whats_wrong_babe.exe >female_emotional_outpouring.dll >apparently after 3 drinks neighbor's wife says to my wife "you know you can see anon's dick in his pants?" >comments on remarkable size >asks what it's like >wants to know if wife will share >all_hell_breaks_loose.wmv >they never speak again >ever tl;dr: i ended a 5 year long friendship just by wearing sweatshorts
>>811 was the wife hot
>>812 Not hot. She was a cutie, but a li'l pudge because 3 kids. Husband was an absolute shitbag.
>>811 do you think they started arguing just because she saw the bulge?
>>814 From what I understand, my wife got uncomfortable immediately. The Hiroshima effect only happened after neighbor's wife dropped the 3some bomb.
>>815 oh I meant the other wife with her husband
>>816 Huh? I have no idea if they argued. He was a douchebag and they didn't get along very well anyway.
It's funny how ignorant most men are about this subject, as if it's up in the air or some great mystery. You can know from firsthand experience. Start putting dildos up your ass - men cum hardest from getting fucked good anyways.
>>789 Literally though the inforgraphic is suggesting size does not matter… >75% big-penis havers lost the girl >25% small penis havers won
The only way I can get women is by using a fetish website so I can show them my dick. Evidently I'm too ugly to be judged on my face and body, but I was surprised to find I have an above average dong. I didn't think I did, but society misleads you about how big is too big. Because not only does it attract them much more effectively than every other method, but but it turns out I'm big enough to hit the cervix and make many of them uncomfortable and complain. But they still like it and tend to come back a bit. That said, it doesn't make them stick around much. Eventually they can probably find a big dong that isn't attached to an ugly autist. Bit it gets me further than I would have gotten otherwise. And maybe the same strategy would work for you, because I thought mine was normal, but it turns out to be my only good asset. As for the faggots saying to just test with your butt, that doesn't work, because the butt is bigger than the vagina. What women like (though some complain about when they first feel it) is when you can push the cervix in. That's what makes them feel like you're really big. Can't do that with a butt.
>>820 >but I was surprised to find I have an above average dong. I didn't think I did, but society misleads you about how big is too big Measurements? I'm just shy of 8 inches (7.8) of length, 6 inches in girth. I used to think I was average until this cougar I was fucking told me I had a monster in my pants and then I went home to read up on penis size. Even now that I know what I have porn will still make it feel like I'm average.
>>821 Watch Japanese porn Same thing happened to me but I’d developed a SPH fetish before I knew and it was all ogre before it even started -_-
>>821 I can hit 8 inches if I use a cock ring and get super hard. Usually I'm probably closer to 7.5 or something. But I only got a cock ring recently and haven't had the nerve to try it with a girl yet. So yeah, you're above average. The only way I can get chicks is by going on Fetlife and taking good dong pics. Use Facebook angles and stuff. But don't make it your profile pic, because girls say they don't like that. Instead what I did was at the beginning of my profile, I said that the reason I'm using the site is because I'm too big and normal girls complain, so I have to use a fetish website to find girls that like big cocks. Of course, all girls like big cocks, but other girls don't actually know that. That said, I have actually had girls complain that it's too big, but they come back anyway. At least for a little while. If they complain, don't worry about it. Just keep going. Anyway mentioning it on the profile makes them check the pics, and since you're sounding humble, they'll believe you, and not think you're cheating by using facebook angles and such. Because this effect where we don't realize how big is too big? It affects women as well. Their eyes are bigger than their pussies. They watch porn too. So they'll think 7 inches is small, and then when they actually take it, they'll feel like it's too big. So the trick is just getting them to take it that first time.
>>819 big dicks pumped and dumped and the small ones got sloppy seconds for their beta bux
Most women can't judge size. 5.5" looks like 7" to them.
>>825 This is true, but it also works in reverse. They have no idea, and everything is relative. Also, if you're fat your dick will look smaller, because it's covered by a fat pad, but you can still get more in. So lose weight, it will look bigger. But it might be bigger than it looks.
>>789 >>791 >>799 >>818 Race baiters going unchecked
>>824 If the statistic was reversed you’d say they left him for the big dick. Typical scientific methodlet L. You may just like penises.
>>828 It's true, though. Sorry you're too much of a white knight foid-worshiper to accept reality.
>>826 Women are objectively terrible at spatial reasoning and gauging distances. It’s part of the female brain to understand the world through social consensus more so than individual perceptions (that’s why the trannies are winning at pool). Not dissing it, it complements its male counterpart. We’re supposed to be symbiotic to each other.
>>829 Do big cocks just not want to have waifu? Stop being such a bigcockist. Dicklets constantly undercut us and steal our women >heeeee’lll never be faithful with a dick that big anonette… >unlike me your bestie orbiter >I’ll be a good fatheru to your small dick children who will respect women and be good sons because their dicks aren’t cheater dicks like bigdick Anon’s
>>818 I agree I used to fuck myself with carrots and even though they didnt have the girth of most big dongs pulling out the carrot leff my anus having this weird hollow feeling like it needs to be filled up with something. I got lightheaded and my body trembled too. My ass is just a shit depositer imagine what a pussy feels from a big dick in comparison.
>>789 race bait spam
>>828 Yeah, because that's how it works.


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