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uuwaaaaaa Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:10:52 No. 857

Dicks are so cute omg ( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:23:36 No. 858

Why a horse cock tho

Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:28:42 No. 859

>>858 you got a problem with horse cock?

Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:01:50 No. 860

Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:08:06 No. 861

why can't girl cum be real

Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 12:23:19 No. 862

>>857 "Sperm sama" will never not make me chuckle. Good thread >>858 Because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs&list=RDh2dJ-JUzhVs&start_radio=1

Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:50:49 No. 863

my dick is a feminist. it raises for every woman it sees

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 14:23:32 No. 864

What a cute bunny

Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 19:06:08 No. 865

>>859 Horse cock is mediocre: Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it. Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why? Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot "But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure. Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners worldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE. And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some time getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite. Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect. And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex. Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".

Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 22:10:24 No. 866

>>865 Who are you, the cocktologist? Are your claims based off of field research?

Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 23:31:27 No. 867