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Big Guy 08/01/2018 (Wed) 22:23:45 No. 141343
How to we bring bane back to its former glory days? I feel most people have lost interest. Anyone with a plan?
>>141343 You know what to do, anon. Just think, what would be the next step of Bane's Master Plan?
We need a movie.
>>141345 For you.
>>141343 Any pilots among us?
>>141353 We had one guy, Andreas. But he filed the ultimate flight plan to help us a few years ago.
Nobody cared who we were till we hit top 25.
>>141353 Yeah but if it involves crashing anything with no survivors then you'll have to excuse me. (It's considered bad form)
We need a war, a great big war. A war that will jumpstart the economy out of this funk.
>>141500 Spoken like a true small guy. What would Bane think of you now?
There's a proxy war going on /animu/ right now. The fire rises.
Make some cool OC
>>141505 They expect one of us at the wreckage brother and small guys are perfect for that
>>141668 What do you mean?
It took a man hijacking a plane without a flight plan to bring me back and by god Ill stay four u
>>141730 He didn't hijack it as there were no other passengers or personnel. He stole it and went out joyriding. Though, he did crash it with no survivors. It shouldn't take plane crashes, power poses, Terry Davis' death, or new Tom Hardy and Aidan Gillen projects to keep this meme alive. >>141502 I agree that we need to jumpstart this baneposting economy somehow. First, we should gather up all of the hotheads and put them into labor camps. They can help start the fire by creating some memes. Next, we'll only live among other baneposters and have a renewed sense of pride in our meme and brothers. One Meme. One Master Plan. One Big Guy.
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>>144823 We need to finish The Tale of Big guys as a rallying cry. Irl baneposting on billboards, comment sections and shit. It's easy because baneposting is related to everything in the universe. Bring the uninitiated unto the path of initiation, use hot head cranial temperature as an infinite energy source.
Have a big movie stream for the whole board and website >>144672 I wonder if Masketta Man is still here to stream it, else some other anon will have to rise to the task
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>>141343 >>144825 for you my brothers
We need to try to blow up New York with a nuclear bomb and cut it off from the rest of the world.
>>144830 Isn't Gotham a stand-in for Chicago?
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>>144832 If you're talking Nolan, it was both. The Nolan Batman 1 & 2 were filmed in Chicago, but 3 was filmed in New York most likely because of the plot (nobody gets in or out of the city and they blew up the bridges – can't do that for Chicago since it's not an island). In the picture, you can see the One World Trade Center still under construction. https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/3370/why-was-gotham-city-moved-to-new-york-city-in-the-dark-knight-rises That being said, I think the creator of Gotham City did have Chicago in mind. >Neal Adams, who has illustrated Batman for DC Comics since the 1970s, says he's always thought of Chicago, with its 1940s mobster history and miles of dark alleys, as the basis for Gotham City. http://www.today.com/id/25774413/ns/today-today_entertainment/t/dark-knights-kind-town-gotham-city/ >>144824 >billboards Even a billboard in a midwestern city would still be expensive (at least $3,000 for 4 weeks). I wouldn't mind donating to a legit crowdfund, but I doubt any Brother could afford to make the fire rise like that on his own. And where would we try for anyway? Would we do a smaller and cheaper town first as a trial and then move on to a Big City like NYC? I guess we could afford bus stops, but that's so lame. That's what a small guy does. And now that I think about it, we probably couldn't do a crowdfund at all. As much as I hate to admit it, and I'll probably be called a hothead for it, Baneposting doesn't have as many devotees as it did in 2015 when it was at its peak. It's on life support at this point. A billboard might help bring about a second wave, but we'd need a rich guy for that.
Two words: >Featured >Threads Get some richfag to blow thousands of dollars keeping multiple baneposts on the king of the shekel thingy for a while. They should all have the same title. Better yet (but much more expensive and would require quite the master plan), get someone to make one thread for each word of the plane scene and have them play it out by putting it on there one word at a time, doing the next ten words in the scene every time someone else tries to feature their thread.
>>144835 >richfag Get Bruce Wayne, I'll call it in.
how about a stream like >>141474
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Billboards – can it be done?
Bane?
>>144824 >follow pic >/tv/ imposed a hourly thread limit to prevent muh raids >can't banepost because of all the low effort waifu posting
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>>144925 The question is what should it depict. We don't want copyright prosecution from Nolan
Three steps: 1. Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. 2. Get off the CIA sites and bring it into the real world. 3. Petition Aidan Gillen, Tom Hardy and others to get CIA Rises finally made so that the meme can peak and die in spectacular fashion.
Make a multiplayer plane scene simulator
Shoot up a mosque while baneposting.
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>>144976 Not a mosque. It'd have to be the antithesis to baneposting. Somewhere where hotheads congregate. Then again, I just realized that's the most hotheaded place I can think of.
>>144977 SHOOT UP AN AIRPORT SHOOT UP AN AIRPORT SHOOT UP AN AIRPORT
Crash a plane into a mosque?
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>>144979 >be American >hijack 747 in Saudi Arabia >fly it into Mecca >they invade the UK in retaliation
Last night I had a dream that baneposting was so widespread that it had a wikipedia page.
>>144984 This needs to happen. How do we get a 747?
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>>144984 >invade the UK Already happening
We need to get things rolling again before the plane crashes start.
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>>144949 Maybe local volunteers could recreate iconic scenes from the plane scene? This way it's not directly taken from the movie.
Either one, we do it again with another massacre, or we keep doing this until the sunset..
>>145023 You’re a small guy.


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