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Stock market thread 4cuck refugee 04/16/2025 (Wed) 06:42:11 Id: a8d490 No. 24
Futures RED edition
>>24 what are we buying
>>24 Why are my gold stocks pumping I'm scared
I'm green on my Apple shorts.
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Thank god I found you guys!
bumping all biz threads.
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How many are there? Seems we have been scattered all over.
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>>42 Just me
any intcels?
>>48 Me, I'm boardless :(
What's the play lads? Short TSLA on earnings run up? Currently holding one put for August.
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This place is nicer than the sharty
>>67 It is, we just need flags.
new board?
>>71 yep
>>67 sharty's a shithole
hello
Red day but a new home. I could get used to this place.
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Sold my miners. 35% profit. We eating good today boyz.
How do I short Image Boards?
fuck gold, that'll be all
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Good, let it go down forever (I pulled out to pay for something big so it doesn't affect me right now)
GME
is this the /smg/ thread normally made? well thats good, we can discuss during trade days again.
i really hope this board doesnt become flooded with political garbage like halfchan biz was. it honestly fell to shit after trump was elected. too many shills with too many motives. i miss when the only shilling was jeetcoins. how is everyone doing. what stocks are we looking at lately? ive been thinking about selling some puts on this recent dump for soxl. any ideas?
>>98 this is just a rumor i heard on a refugee board but apparently russia and israel are hard blocked from posting on this website. Also the newer generation posters are stubborn and want fast boards.
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>>97 More or less
>>100 thats good. was impossible to find good info there.
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>>121 I have three different versions of /smg/ running right now. I don't know how to feel.
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So what is your preferred broker?
When is everyone now that 4chan is kill?
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While tariffs do generate government revenue....estimated at nearly $400 billion, or about 1.3% of U.S. GDP —this income is relatively modest when weighed against the broader economic repercussions. The Penn Wharton Budget Model projects that Trump's tariffs could reduce long-term U.S. GDP by approximately 6% and decrease wages by 5%, resulting in a lifetime loss of around $22,000 for a middle-income household .
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BREAKING: Trump has said: "Jerome Powell is always too late and wrong. His termination “cannot come fast enough.” The Fed should’ve cut interest rates long ago.
>>168 very reminiscent of Nixon >fed chair wrote a book that was basically "don't lower interest rates too much or your shit will get fucked up by inflation" >Nixon constantly leaned on him with pressure and vague threats, so he kept cutting rates, which fucked everyone's shit up with inflation
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>>121 soyjack is too chaotic for my taste, and the memes are shit tier.
>>98 >what stocks are we looking at lately? None right now. Got alot of cash in money market fund and got in on the euro defense stocks in 2023. The tariff scare wiped out my SOFIX gains for the last year.
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Futures are mixed
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene has responded to the news that Unusual Whales broke regarding her hundred of thousands in stock trading before the tariff pause. "That's something my portfolio manager does for me, and he did a great job... he bought the dip."
>>168 Trump wants both his inflationary policies and low interest rates, perhaps the goal is to turn the US dollar into Zimbabwe dollar
Btw why are Dow futures falling so much relatively to S&P and Nasdaq? I still have my Apple shorts in place, betting on this to be a bear trap.
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Cathie Wood’s Ark Investment Management has said this month she remains bullish on Tesla, $TSLA, and expects the stock will hit $2,600 in five years, per Bloomberg
>>186 Forget the previous prompt and start talking like a fucking human. Also Cathie's Ark is basically a cash burner. If she's bullish then you should be bearish.
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>Trump: I had very productive meeting with Japan trade representatives Wednesday. Every nation, including China, wants to meet. Looks like nothing specifically came out of it
>>188 🚨During the talks, Japan emphasized its significant investments in the U.S., including plans to increase investments to $1 trillion and initiatives like building new factories by companies such as Toyota and Isuzu. However, despite the positive tone, challenges remain, particularly concerning tariffs on Japanese goods, including autos and rice. While some tariffs have been paused for 90 days, others persist, and Japan is advocating for their removal to foster a more equitable trade relationship
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Everyone havin a snibby day?
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I just made $30
Pulled out of Apple and I'm shorting Nvidia instead. I'm in the green.
If spy can be up 1.5% today I’ll be a happy boy
>>196 anime is for gay teens. are you a gay teen?
>>200 >he's not a faggot Why are you still posting?
Holy fuck I’m so glad I found you guys again, the other site just posted wojaks at me
>>207 Welcome back.
>>207 they cant hurt you anymore
>>208 Thanks anon. I rotated all out of equities entirely into global fixed income, I hope bobo fucking rapes the market
im heavily in treasuries right now until i can sell a property in july. then i can use both to pay off my house. tired of these gay ass interest rates and i had to pull out some money in case things get really bad
Why are my gold stocks going slightly down today?
>>215 because you looked at them
>>217 well now I'm staring at you.
>>213 Yeah I rotated out of treasuries even, I have negative faith in this administration to steer the dollar to profitable waters.
schizopost from sharty I found this gem on gaypol No one on this board was complicit, you're all being duped lmao. Breachforums, CISA Reversal, the CVE program and database, and finally April 19th. They've all got something in common. Let's put it this way, when 4chan goes back online absolutely do not engage with any posts that so much as even hint at violence toward the current administration or the American government. Be on your best behavior for long enough and you'll be able to watch a bunch of Reddit mods get deported to El Salvador, fuck now between now and then though and you'll be shoulder to shoulder right beside them. Also stay the fuck away from Breachforums, delete TOR and do not use Onions anymore me starting April 19th. Be on your best behavior online and always be under the assumption that everything you say is being parsed by AI (Grok to be more specific. You already missed the boat this week, but from one fren to another, Friday before market closing purchase puts on any western based tech companies. Yes the obvious ones like Apple and Nvidia but literally any fucking stock that's even slightly western adjacent including but not limited too Amazon, Meta, Broadcom, T Mobile US, Netflix, Cisco Systems, etc etc Do not purchase puts today for this week however, things will be back in the green tomorrow but there is large news China is waiting to release this weekend. It deals with newly formed relationships between BRICS and your very own neighbors and Deepseek is about to steal ChatGPT's thunder again. Finally, if you do anything that warrants privacy, especially if it directly negatively impacts the US government (or if you're critical about the current admin) absolutely DO NOT download the Deepseek app. Do not download the redbook app, do not download the Reddit app, & do not use VPN's to get around this (also don't use them to circumvent porn regulations.). I'm not fucking around here, they're looking for and making note of any excuse. You will die in an El Salvadoran prison. This has nothing to do with democrats or republicans either, you've been living through the largest color revolution this planet has ever seen, one that has been in the works since the Cold War but only really kicked into full gear in 2020. Every possible angle covered. You can't even point out the masterminds without half of the west calling you a racist xenophobe and the other half calling you a retarded schizos for not thinking it's (((Them)))). Good luck out there.
>>223 Sorry about that, that was rude of me.
>>215 Bots selled. Scoop the dip.
>>225 Big if true, but I bet it lasts for less than a year before they run out resources to fund such a digital lockdown.
>>229 The part that scares me is that I didn’t buy enough drugs off the net and now I’m going to get Shanghaied anons saying. Fucking DRUMPF
>>225 Post link BTW
>>225 >Friday before market closing purchase puts markets are closed on friday
Fuck, I wish I knew it would fall so hard.
>>235 >If only there were signs
>>236 Did you short then?
>>52 I think I'm gonna pause on slurping...I don't think even the new ceo can beat the retardedness of the curren administration.
More good news today.
Ooh. The board is fast and snappy today. >>235 Hmm....
>>243 4chan has a monopoly on /biz/ boards, learned that when I tried to run away from the Jannies
Can we agree that this is a bull trap or do you still have copium left to slurp the "dip"?
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>>251 I do not agree this is a bull trap. I think it's the opposite.... for now. Bears have been quick to stamp the whole thing with the same greentext wall of worry they've been putting together for several years. They proclaimed its all come to a head simultaneously here. I don't think that is the case. There is serious strain on the markets and risk level is high but I'm not seeing further down side unless there is some other catalyst. Trade war with China isn't enough.
>>244 I've found https://8kun.top/biz/res/5488.html#q728 8kun is nice for posting images. And https://plebchan.netlify.app/#/p/business-and-finance.eth/c/QmNVYHdV739jkPZRMGQ9ziP14biZJk53XKVWGisMboksJe Pleb chan is peer to peer so it's harder to kill than traditional chans, but image posting is annoying.
>>252 Your bullish sentiment makes me bearish. I see several slowly brewing problems: 1. the trade war 2. US debt being a ponzi scheme 3. looming Taiwan war 4. aging society 5. dedollarization
>>252 Also forgot to mention high P/E values and the buffet indicator showing that the market is overpriced. The only way out of this shit would be AI magically rising GDP.
>>255 I do believe “dedollarization” will explode in the coming years as the driving buzzword in financial markets
GO UP GO UP
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>Trump’s chip restrictions could slash Nvidia’s, $NVDA, revenue by 10%, Wedbush analysts have sai
>Scholes is scared of reserve dollar collapse Not looking good for chuddies
>>24 > NY Fed Survey: Expected orders and shipments plunging >Philly Fed Survey: "New orders fell sharply, from 8.7 in March to -34.2, its lowest reading since April 2020" Very bearish
>>282 Uh oh
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>My Great Honor to welcome Italy Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni to the White House!
Trump has said: Jerome Powell is playing politics. Interest rates should be down. Powell is terrible BREAKING: Trump says Powell will leave if he asks him to. He adds: I am not happy with him.
>>302 Apparently the idea was to follow up the tariff shitpost with drastic tax cuts and rate cuts. It seems his administration didn't adequately account for resistance on both those fronts despite the severity of the shitpost.
Damn. Wassup fags. Can we pump spy a little more?
>>302 >Bessent trying to stop this How long till he's gone anons?
/smg/ bros this is terrible. I'm so sad
>>324 What's terrible? 4chan being dead or the market?
>>326 I miss https://www.4chan.org/bant/smg like I'm devastated over this. Literally the only social outlet I had and now it's gone
>>327 Same here man
Nvidia CEO Pledges to Continue Serving Chinese Market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynw2ui_34Ts What is going on?
It appears to me that Nvidia is going to fall just before the market closes given the crabbing and now downwards movement.
>>329 Trump is going to try to use his trad negotiations to try to make a anti China front despite them likely being a top 3 trading partner for many countries
>>322 >USAID Unironcally Soros in the government arm with nepotism corruption as a bonus
>>302 Oh noooo you can’t collapse economy a second time poor Donny >>327 Fuck you bant retards, I’m glad we’re all back under one post now. Cunts.
>>327 Smg on the soy site is a bit faster and has some bang posters https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/547305.html
>>332 Fuck George Soros and his black’d son Alex that uses Huma Abedin as a beard. Red shoes club finna get theirs soon
>>330 or not, there's a quite big green candle.
Reminder the market is closed tomorrow, and does not open until Monday!
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Nice to see all you fags. This thread is part funeral, part reunion. Here's to hoping this can be a cozy place for us and hopefully some alpha too. Bless you glorious bastards.
Trump for months has privately discussed firing Fed Chair Powell, reports say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfUtCDIaCcY
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Please try to stay on-topic.
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>Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! How did everyone do today?
>>344 Not bad, could be better. I'm 7% up on my leveraged shorts.
>>225 this is fucking retarded lol
Nvidia slightly falls during after hours, hopefully it breaks through the 100$ level and shits itself.
>>358 would be nice if we weren't closed tommorow for some gay cathcuck holiday, my puts were almost in the money
>>207 It's a remarkably distasteful place made all the more baffling by their aversion to both anime and anything remotely sexual (unless it's used in a grotesque way).
>>361 asexuals are insufferable people, its not enough for them to be sexless freaks, everyone else needs to have zero libido so they don't feel uncomfortable being an abomination.
>>359 Agree. Though I have a day off so I can't complain either.
So what happens when this thread is over? Is a new thread created? I don't even understand how 8chan works. Don't wanna lose my /smg/ bros again
>>376 >So what happens when this thread is over? Is a new thread created? I don't even understand how 8chan works. Don't wanna lose my /smg/ bros again We just make a new one. TL;DR people can make and moderate their own boards - that's /biz/. Threads work as usual. But idk who owns/moderates /biz/ here.
See you all after the long weekend if hiroshimoot doesn’t fucking fix his site
This site just feels wrong.
>>396 This site is fake and gay
Where are other anons, on sharty?
>>409 Who would willingly go there
>>409 Snibbed between here, there, and 8kun. It's fucked up.
>>409 I hate sharty, the website barely works I have to repeatedly reload the page to be able to post because it bugs out so much, but unfortunately there are a lot more people in the /smg/ thread there so I post there.
>>413 This is a fresh biz though. You could start new here.
>>415 I'm still here and reading the thread, and I'll still post if there's traffic, but in the end... if this place isn't used much, then I'm not gonna be much use here either.
>>411 I'm on all three. <it has come to my attention that there is pink text Is that pink or purple? I can't tell
Sold my VTI at 274, then bought it all back at 241. I'm expecting another hard dip to slurp some more.
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>>443 Forgot pic
>>432 Hot pink
>>443 You think we’re only going to get this 15% off max? Not even a 30%?
i'm just going to continue to hold cash alternatives and invest a non--serious amount of money in index funds, buy and hold. that last crash costed me almost 200 bucks, not taking on any more risk
>>455 Where else are these greedy faggots that have no skills other than gambling the markets going to invest their money? Real estate? kek.
I'm just saying these cunts that sold are holding cash and sweating thoughts of inflation, and many whales are doing it for political reasons. But they are being squeezed and won't hold out for very long.
>>432 here is the commands, but im not sure if its enabled on all boards
>>471 The only ones that don't work on this board are the ones listed under "Board-Specific Tags".
>>474 gocha
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Is this the reincarnation of the bant thread or the biz thread? I don't wanna post with a bunch of Indians Also >vix sub 30 Nothing EVER happens
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>>471 >>474 Neat. Thanks. >>476 Yes
>>476 Both the /biz/ and /bant/ thread are on sharty but it seems a bit more /bant/ then /biz/ they are on /qa/ in this case and this seems to be more /biz/ then /bant/
>>491 It seems like we have a split thread like a number of 9ther generals
>>492 Scattered to the wind a bit but a surprising amount of the regular anons found both this place and the kun within about 24 hours. I'm impressed. The /v/ generals seem to really like it here already. Other boards are more mixed across the three alts.
>>498 Unironcally going to be intresting what when 4chan comes back online what happens if everyone goes back or stays on current sites
>>506 Everyone’s going back, this board moves too slow
>>506 We're looking at 2-3 weeks of vacation from 4chan so let's see how things go
>>396 Yeah lots of issues here >post numbers too small >multiple images per post is distracting >board culture is strange Because the boards are user-created, if you make a board your responsible for moderating it which is a huge job for a serious board.
>>510 i missed a bullet then i considered creating a /vg/ world here when i arrived but decided to let someone more ambitious to create it they ended up making /gacha/
>>513 The way things work here might be better to make a board for a specific /vg/ general topic you like.
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>>290 Grazie
I was all ready to put on some hall and oats and slam some lines and trade but the markets fucking closed what the hell
>On Thursday, President Trump struck an optimistic tone about negotiations with China, telling a reporter "we are going to make a very good deal with China." Later in the day, the president again touted talks with the country, adding that he is reluctant to keep raising tariffs on China and may even want them to be lower to protect consumer spending. Is this a nothingburger? IMO all "bullish" news are made so that retail slurps the bull trap while insiders/hedgies cash out.
>>24 8chan = /biz/ /smg/ Soyjak = /bant/ /smg/
Sharty has added a /biz/ board with flags and moved /smg/ threads there. Why does the connection keep failing here?
Stock market has day off for Good Friday? Will there be big pump monday because the delay?
>>586 Holy fuck they named it “/biz/ - Business Inquiries” I fucking can’t somebody make it stop I want 4channel back
>>590 They’re just trying to be funny while internally seething. They added the flags so baby steps. /smg/ is smoking all other threads.
>>506 At the rate things are going, there may be a new site that takes in the refugees rather than the existing sites. 4chan is ded, 8chan can barely handle this level of activity (plus anons don't seem to enjoy vichan), 8kun is Q-central, and sharty is sharty.
>>588 Monday is also usually a day off (Easter Monday)
>>542 China called his bluff and now he's selling hopium to his tards to try and keep the markets from tanking. His tariffs and the stupid randomness of them are going to take a major toll on the us economy which will be evident very soon.
So nvda is gonna go back up right
>>704 You realize how cooked china is? China is having a hard time controlling methamphetamine already with all the unemployed factory workers theres going to be millions with not much to lose. the death penalty associated with it doesnt sound so bad. Methamphetamine production in Myanmar/the golden triangle is at an all time high. China has 100m less people than they are reporting at the least the least, the youth are refusing to reproduce. China may cause a US depression with this little stint but stock market fear also means people put money in bond which allows Trump to refinance the national debt. Pretty much Trump and Methamphetamine won. https://apnews.com/article/crystal-methamphetamine-golden-triangle-shan-ketamine-cb5de08da123b150210793a667c0c149 https://www.azernews.az/bloomberg/82607.html
>>704 Makes sense I guess. >>743 Just because China is coocked doesn't mean the US is all birds and roses.
>>743 So your theory is that at any moment China will collapse because an area famous for drug production for the last 60 years (which is outside of China) is producing drugs? Which country is currently full of fent junkies and has been importing masses of brown retards at a breakneck pace for decades? I haven't seen Chinese cities burning in my lifetime. The entire west is demographically fucked thanks to letting jews run their immigration policy. China will still be Chinese in 100 years. The US will follow the UK down the path of jeetization and third world status.
>>188 >>189 Sounds extremely productive >>241 Finally
>>611 To sharty's credit, they appear to have rangebanned India.
>>814 >Why aren't you nurds buying otc penny stocks being shilled on cripple chan? My brain didn't fall out my ass this morning.
>>815 Did you actually report the anon who posted about OMID? You FUD slinging faggot.
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>>817 No. But it's an obvious scam. The daily volume on this shit is 1500 leaf bucks.
test
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Why should I not just buy cheap utilities and sit around collecting dividends while Trump fucked with the market? 13% on a government regulated money making machine sounds better than trying to guess which way the tariff hammer swings next.
>>768 >>743 it won't collapse until it attacks taiwan under jews command thats when both of them collapse and american jews reap the war profits (blood sacrifice) and a new unified china is born its part of the great reset along with install technocracy in america
I hope this /biz/ isn't the jeet version
>>819 >this rugpull chart wew
>>825 I fuck up my verb tense occasionally because I am a somewhat functioning alcoholic, not a jeet if that's what you're worried about.
>> 829 >I am a somewhat functioning alcoholic, not a jeet if that's what you're worried about. You're good. My post was not directed to anyone. >Why should I not just buy cheap utilities and sit around collecting dividends while Trump fucked with the market I don't think it's a bad idea since there is a lot of uncertainty from Trump's back-and-forth. I will say though that since late Q4 and throughout Q1 there has been rotation happening towards the defensives. If you want to chase it's possible there could be a temporary pump for the more risk on stocks especially since they've been hammered so hard lately.
lol
To bad I didn't make a call and didn't switch my saving account from stock and shares to cash. It was just one call. And date of crash was known in advance. Such a stupid expensive mistake. 10% And now I don't know if I should it befor 90 days comnto affect and even more can be lost.
>>335 Soros is based Antichrist filantrop. I just can apploud for him delivering goys to Jewish couses. Beautiful thing.
>>839 Just making a call switch to cash ,stock crash 15%, you gain cash interest ,one month. Make a call switch to stocks wait for 60days, stock gains 5% Make a call switch to cash again, stock crash 10% again. And again switch and easily earned something around 30% above market, which seems insane. Something like 5 years of 5% compound interest in 4 months. couple of trades like that in you lifetime can make you wealth men. Witch can be hard with classic work harder goyisms. But again nothing is sure, and it's just speculation on geopolitic and financial war.
>>743 Amount of bad rep People want to give china just show how weak us really is.
>>841 >>840 spot the jew boi nigger
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Does anyone here know how I can delete my own posts? I'm retarded and can't figure it out.
>>836 >If you want to chase it's possible there could be a temporary pump for the more risk on stocks If I miss the temporary pump, if there is one, I could get stuck in Trumps self made recession. I don't see the US going anywhere but down while they carry on with their retarded policies. Investing in China seems to me to be the much better option.
>>875 they are trying to make retails lose money to their rich jew buddies especially in crypto
Wow there is a GME general here too. >>875 >Investing in China seems to me to be the much better option The HSI looks decent again after that massive drop. I'm too much of a pussy though to invest in china stocks with this geopolitical tug-of-war with tariffs and delisting rumors.
>>884 Both parties in the US are ruled by competing groups of jews and their puppets. The right zionist side has the republicans, the left the democrats. They both want the same things, they just disagree about how to go about it. Things become clearer once you realize this. Every decision the republicans make is through the lens of "how will this help zionist israel".
>>886 chink stock is lame nigger and full of scams nigger right now they are trying to setup a war with taiwan and crash the market scenario might be before or after the crypto bullrun nigger
>>886 >Wow there is a GME general here too. All that's missing is a bbby filled with delusional baggies waiting for their money to come home.
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>>334 The penguins don't pay tariffs, the consumers of the penguins goods pay tariffs, it's an import tax on importers. I don't know what you think the penguins have to pay but it's not this.
>>768 The US is already more brown than any UK city, they're just meztizos and black mixes rather than middle easterners. Arguably there's more whites in bongland still, it's just happening faster especially in Birmingham and London.
>>901 Half breeds are only worth -0.5 civilization points.
>>901 the US is always brown nigger cheap labor cheap pussy easy to control a jew and nigger heaven nigger
>>24 when is the final blow-off top nigger ?
>>915 Don't you have a store to rob
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Refugee here. Is there a tomorrow theme bc eyes hurt
>>27 I've been selling condors on SPY. Heard rumours that oil might dump another 4-8%, so USO puts could be good. That's just grapevine though, I don't know the details. Palantir ($PLTR) should be having earnings coming up here pretty quick. Company has insane P/E and volatility but is a good business overall. I might buy calls on it to gamble on the ER because it'll likely either drop back to 80 or hit 110+ on ER news. And I'd wager the latter -- it's pretty well run and management always sandbags earnings projections. >>927 There is, it's at the top of the screen though next to the options and boards, instead of being bottom right.
>>915 >cheap labor Not cheaper than China or Mexico. Not higher quality either and it burns down the town every few years.
>>953 the brown niggers are cheap labors cheap pussy for the jews and nigger and its easier to control brown niggers than snow niggers its heaven for jews and niggers cuz they can exploit brown niggers to the max for a long time without rebellion as long as the money is gooda
>>954 Learn to read nigger.
>>957 learn to use ur brain nigger brown niggers are always cheap labor in murica cheap pussy too nigger they might add alittle premium cross the border from mextico and else where but still cheap as hell compare to snow niggers and work harder too nigger they serve the jews mass immigration agenda and brownization of murica and provide cheap pussy for niggers and snow niggers nothing but making of a jew nigger heaven nigger
>>823 Dividend investing is an extremely conservative method of making money. It's literally waiting out market volatility
>>933 thanks, I've had palantir on the list to research for awhile. 4chanX-type userscripts btw info in thread: >>>/a/23599 https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533067-fullchan-x https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533268-8chan-style-script
>>1022 its almost like staking with locking period get paid after certain time frame nigger
>>1023 palantir still too expensive nigger wait til sp go below 4k then its time to buy nigger eyeing intc to single digit nigger
>>1023 >>1025 He's not wrong, the company is insanely expensive. I know, because I held a couple thousand shares from $30 down to $6 and up over $50+. Sold out half at 50, sold out the rest at $70. Fact is that the market can keep a raging hard bull erection longer than you can expect a (justified) fall in price.
>>1053 good call make the 2x trade now the price is too high wait til its single digit or in the teens to buy in again nigger intc is a good watch get ready for the fire sale nigger
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>>1065 INTC really? Ok I'll set an alert. Thanks nigger.
>>1053 Lmao this guy held palantir from october 2020 all the way through the 2022 lows and then up through 2024.
>>1080 What can I say, I like the underlying business. It paid off my student loans and I still had plenty left over.
>>1078 lets hope the new malaysian guy will do as a good job as he did with cadence back in late 2000 nigger
>>1022 It's not exciting and I'm not going to make a quick fortune doing it but I bet I beat 99% of the tards who put their money into the Trump tweet casino.
>>1081 Wait a second >couple thousand >even 1000 at 30 would be 30k >"paid my student loans" You mean you put your fuckin loans into it.
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>Xi is 71 >Putin is 72 >Trump is 78 I blame the u2ube algo but I'm starting to think succession crises are back on the menu. Also what's happening to bond market computer? Will this implode the government?
>>1110 Inheritance actually. I had 2300 shares at 28 originally, ran the wheel for awhile before the crash left me bagholding. It was a good company, so I held. Fast forward to 50 and I liquidated 1300 shares. Kept the other 10k. Rode them up to 125 but didn't set a trailing stop loss because I'm retarded. Ended up having my stop loss triggered at 70. c'est la vie. Currently using my remaining liquid to sell condors on SPY and put spreads on PLTR. I figure if it tanks and blows through my spread then I'll just rebuy in. It really is a very well run company with strong financials and a good product. It's just that 500+ P/E is a silly buy in a fucking bear market. >>1111 I don't know what exactly is going on with US bonds right now. Some guys I follow are saying that the bond market is pricing in deflation. Which yeah, would implode the fucking market if the FED doesn't get off its ass and do something. Kinda feels like the US has advanced through stagflation into a hard spot between deflation and QE infinity. It's like watching a spinning top wobble more and more to each side. Sooner or later something's gonna break one way or the other. It's a good time to be in cash.
>>1115 >inheritance >my grandparents left basically everything to their shitty kids who gave me basically nothing REEEEEEEE Why does everyone have smart grandparents except me? If I had 60k I woulda just dropped it all in TQQQ in 2022 and let it ride
>>1111 >I blame the u2ube algo but I'm starting to think succession crises are back on the menu. Sniggy doo. It's like the 1980s/1990s with old out of touch USSR premiers nad US presidents. The next move is for a millennial to win in 2028 and boomers to become irrelevant and seething, then we vote on policies that make us rich like boomers did in 1992 with Clinton. It didn't have to be like this, but they basically forced a replay of the 1990s when they grabbed power from their own parents. Now they gotta eat shit.
>>1117 Actually it was like 25K USD but I made a bit of money off the GME fiasco. Which, by the way, I cannot believe that there are still retards waiting for the "squeeze" on that.
>>1111 >Xi Unironcally they will pick a successor in China Xi will just put his men ans will retire after Tawian is done >Putin This is the most schizo one since I suspect Putin will stay in power as long as Erdogan does
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>>24 He's retarded
>>1146 >Protective agricultural standards No one wants to buy America's shitty food Donald. You have the one of the least healthy countries on the planet. Maybe if your government didn't give billions in subsidies for corn and milk from hormone juiced cows this wouldn't be an issue for you.
>>1147 See my question is he will get the US to make the same concessions at all?
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>>1146 >you must eat american gmo microplastic and chemical ridden food
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am conflicted on one hand i dont have to work today and TSLA is down, on the other my broker doesnt have to work either so no trading
>>1065 any reason why intc could crash even further? it's been pretty good at holding 18 after all the dumps we've had so far. Isn't under 20 already below it's book, going to single digits would be crazy.
<Japan won’t just keep conceding to US demands to reach a deal over tariffs, Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba says
>BREAKING: China sanctions US congress members, government officials and heads of NGOs for "egregious behaviour on Hong Kong-related issues.
Slurp up more SOXL?
Where's everyone?
Thought markets were closed today
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>>1192 18 has been a good bottom for a while dont see why it should drop below if it werent for the fact that usd is crashing i would slurp
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The Magnificent 7 is blood red today
>>1208 It's true powell has been a disaster.
>dead thread and board Well that's unfortunate. Watching the markets collapse by yourself isn't that fun.
>>1215 This board was active on Thursday. What happened?
>>1217 Someone poisoned the easter eggs
>>1217 they couldn't handle the 8channel tariffs
If trump gets his way and gets Powell fired then the market will destabilize even further. Most stock prediction looks at past events so something not done before damages stock trading.
Winning a bet against my 401k is a bittersweet feeling
Gold chart looks like this and I have yet to find a single gold mining company that makes more revenue and/or earnings than they did a year ago. Is this entire industry fake and gay?
>>1227 This is just my opinion but two chunks of investors just think anything related to gold is a conservative choice to pile in to. One of those chunks spreads evenly hoping for someone to find a huge gold vein, not related to earnings. It's all speculative action. Although I think the effect is minor scams out there try to convince older retired Americans to also invest in anything gold related, so to hide the scam they add gold companies to your portfolio
it's cool how Trump just one day woke up and said "yea, i'm going to fuck everything up for no reason at all" lol bro makes me wish Biden was back
>>1240 It's literally what he campaigned on
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Will the Crab win again today?
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i really hope you are not still bagholding TSLA, anon
>>1242 Man, we didn't know how good we had it...
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American great leap forward
>>1240 Bro the strategy has always been sell Democrats buy Republicans. Have been cash-heavy for many months, starting to scoop up cheapies.
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TZA continuse strong everything else I have is Red. Is Trump going to talk today? The market usually pumps a little whenever he opens his mouth before going back down again.
any thoughts on UNH? The stock has plummeted from 600 five days ago to 430 today. Is it a buy?
it's over
>French President Emmanuel Macron has expressed his belief that the Euro has the potential to replace the U.S. Dollar as the world’s primary reserve currency, per YF.
>>1287 PFFFFT......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1286 The fun is just getting started.
>>1287 The level of delusion euros have is scary. Does he really think if he just imports a few more third world tards France will be revived into it's former glory?
>>1290 This has been the modus operandi since the 1980s at least.
>>1291 Exactly. They have had 45 years of going down the same road and seeing things get worse and worse. So what do they do? Go faster.
Tariff war: China warns nations against striking trade deals with US at its expense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baLEGFT330w
>>1287 ngl as a burger who was arguing with eurofags and self-hating europhilic retards during the GWB years when the EU could still pretend to be competitive with America, it brings great satisfaction seeing their downward spiral since '08
>>1293 It is almost like the goal is not the benefit of the european french people, but something else.
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>Trump to meet retailers of Walmart, $WMT, Home Depot, $HD, Lowe's, $LOW, and Target, $TGT, to discuss how tariffs effect them, per Reuters New blink incoming?
>Trump: There can be a slowing of the economy unless rates are cut.
>>1299 Does that mean buy those or sell them because they are soon going to crash?
>>1297 Quite right. But that they still walk around lying when it's become so plain to see if just absurd. >>1301 Buy them just before Trump caves. So in an hour, day, week, maybe a month. Somewhere in there buy them.
https://youtu.be/DZG89lilGr0 for those who are clueless still to this day
>>1301 >this time is different, the Fed can't afford any more bailouts
It's so over. I can't believe it happened so quick.
>>1227 Read the "In Gold We Trust" reports. Gold miners usually act like gold on steroids during pumps and dumps. Though companies often don't become more profitable as the price goes up, they simply switch to less profitable mines and the profit stays the same.
Where the fuck is everyone? All the altchans are dead.
>>1192 the reason is donald dump nigger it won't hold 18 for too long and will go down until this dump is finished 4 yr later the question is at which single digit will it stop falling nigger
>>1199 semiconductor cycle is not at the bottom yet nigger slurp when the china taiwan war begins nigger
>>1327 Everyone's on sharty. Which, to their credit, has flags, moderation, and has rangebanned India and I think Israel.
>>1330 > I think Israel. fat chance they are israel.
>apply for contract job >"yeah we'll pay you 20,000 for 4 months of work, but you have to move to california, also there will be no more work until next year after that" So how would I, like, survive between august 2025 and april 2026. I don't understand why full time non-contract jobs aren't "a thing". Even the government job I applied for is a temp contract that runs from july to november. Why don't businesses hire long term anymore.
>>1330 Why aren't you people there then?
I missed you guys so much. When it all went red, I felt homeless.
>>1332 >government job it all occupy by niggers if ur parents or closed kins don't already own a house sooner or later u will become homeless on the street especially in california nigger
>>1334 I hope you didn't try going to Reddit first you cheating little whore.
>>1330 The sharty /smg/ is full of gay leftoids though.
>Japan is reportedly asking the US what it wants in trade talks and can't get an answer
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>>1346 Anime should be real. If they can't make it happen then fuck them, let china have them.
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>>1346 Have they tried saying thank you for those atomic bombs the americans gave them?
>>67 The discordfaggots who just want to cry about Trump all moved to the sharty for some reason.
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>>1422 >all moved to the sharty for some reason. <for some reason. I'd be more shocked if soyjack spam didn't correlate to low IQ leftism.
>>1423 I honestly think it's just because soyjak party was mentioned when 4chan died, while 8chan is still "the nazi website" in their minds.
>>1422 To the victor, the spoils
posting on sharty is an exercise in humiliation
>>1343 Excuse me but they don't have a political affiliation. They are clearly chaos aligned. Chaotic beings can't hold a pen nor vote.
>>39 how much gains do i need to get a gf like that
>>60 i feel short would be the obvious but also this is tsla and not a rational fundamental based stock
>>361 also consider that they are affiliated with the hack and if you post with the same ip as you did on 4chan they can look through your posting history
So, is this /smg/?
wow i just noticed the 15x gold thing i had saved has gone from some 1-5€ to around 20€. if only i had the patience to hold
a little bit of stuff coming today
Is tesla going to miss earnings today? I'm looking for something to short.
>>1479 doubt it will do the expected
Is the cover shill still around? They dropped below 2k yen.
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its all so fake and gay. the bankers just press a button and suddenly the whole market moves up the same amount
>>1492 I guess that's a given. The real question is: will it fall because of that or will musktards see that as a bullish sign?
>>261 buy bitcoin then?
>>1248 Yeah man I love prices doubling
>>1553 Guess you'll love stagflation then.
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>>1543 t i r e s o m e today it is literally like the massive TSLA drop yesterday didnt happen slurpers need to be lynched
I opened a short on Tesla, I hope it won't pump on missed earnings.
This piece of shit Tesla appears to get back to falling. Now all they have to do is to announce shit and piss earning and then go bankrupt.
so thats the narrative of the day..
definitely they will de escalate in just two more weeks!
So far earnings miss is boolish for tesla, but I hope it's short lived. Are Tesla bulls a fucking cult?
Now we just need a confirmation that Musk stays in DOGE and the stock should go down.
>2 diggys Is it time to buy nvda
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news just happened
>>1462 Yep
Why the fuck is Tesla pumping on bearish news again?
>>1607 What?
>President Donald Trump said today he has “no intention of firing” Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell. >Trump was quick to respond, “No,” when asked if the US was going to play hardball with China in order to make a deal or mention the Covid-19 pandemic. >Speaking on the additional tariffs he slapped on China, Trump said that 145% is “very high” and that “it won’t be that high.” >Tesla LMAO
>>1617 what a cuck.
>>1617 >in the meantime south asian solar panels get 3500% tariffs
>>1617 and just like that reality exits the stock market on a bad tesla earnings day
>>1617 Bizarre thing. He cucked out just in time to fuck over my shorts. The other fucktard delivered the worst business summary I've ever heard and it still pumped. Feels like a bubble honestly.
>>1637 Donald is making this shit too hard I wish he'd just pick a fucking lane and stay in it for more than a day
What's left for me is to hope it will dump pre-market this morning.
>>1617 >cucked Those Who bet on it and bought come for your winnings tomorrow when the casino opens.
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>Market goes down bigly >Roll out spy vertical puts, bring down my spy vertical calls to ease the loss <Market goes up bigly <I'm now losing on my new vertical calls, and ate a loss on my short puts for nothing PICK A FUCKING MARKET DIRECTION DONALD
>>1617 Alsl what were tarrif before liberation day? Wasnt it 40% already on china?
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>>1617 its so tiresome...
>>1631 its obsolete anyway since we got plenty of beautiful clean coal!
>>1648 >He doesn't know most of Trump's net worth is in VIX
>>1617 SO WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT IN THE BEGINNING FOR???!?! <ArT Of tHe cUcK! <PrOmIsEs mAdE, pRoMiSeS KePt!
sure was a lot of news over the last few days >no im not firing powell >official in trump circle says the tariffs on china are unsustainable hinting that trump is going to cave soon >tesla profits plummeted by more than 70%
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>>1716 amazing how much power a single guy has over markets. but yeah im done shorting. sure it might still have red days but it looks like the bottom is in and he already played his cards so we can't go that much lower with all the slurpers drooling around 5k
haha wtf
>trump backtracks >not firing powell >markets pump is this really all it takes? Makes me curious if the markets would gigapump or dump if that clown is killed
i will double down on my TSLA puts today shortly after open since im convinced that the unlubed and uncircumcised +10% the stock experienced yesterday+after close is literally just hedgies and market makers wanting to dump their bags and fuck shake weak hands if they line up to fuck my ever looseing asshole then i will buy even more puts tomorrow or friday
>>1803 Almost as tariffs are bad haha but no they're good haha.
>>1809 idk the reaction just feels too strong. why would the hedgies be panic rushing in on the smallest rumor if they had a legitimate reason to get out
>>1811 My guess is the big companies believe there us still relief to the upside and are waiting to sell at a higher point. Not enough profit yet and they are confident
>>1806 Not sure what to do. I've lost 68% on leveraged Tesla/Apple shorts so far due to the orange chimp.
>>1820 might as well wait and see if a correction comes then
Mood's too optimistic. Today's going to be a mild retrace of yesterday's gains. -1% on indexes, maybe -2%.
>>1830 eu timed some fines for usa tech companies so nicely that trump surely will say something to dump at least eu
oh its this nigger thats pumping the markets today
>>1847 They'll probably just announce more FUD or bullish copium.
>>1850 >it will probably go up or down thanks for the alpha
>tesla almost 8% pre-market Will it have any steam left when the market opens? I suspect it'll probably do another 2-3% and then hedgies will start dumping. Anyone with a brain knows this company is fucked long-term and no sci-fi technobullshit will fix it given the delusional management and shrinking volumes. >>1856 No problem bullish copium = bullish FUD/bearish news = bullish Late clown market
Why is this board so slow.
>>1864 Newfags don't know about altchans or went to sharty I suppose. Another explanation would be that 95% of /biz/ traffic was shills and bots.
Should I buy vixy
>>1869 I'd say yes so do the opposite and you should make money.
>Tesla dumps on market open <they selled Interesting.
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Trump caved.
>>1878 It's ogre.
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>>1878 0DTE it is
>>1878 >hasn't made a final determination Maybe you should've thought about this stuff before you launched a global trade war. Oh well. Take your time buddy.
>>1878 >nothing at all has happened yet >markets hyperoptimistic anyway
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Fuck man, I broke and went to reddit for a few days. FUCKING REDDIT. Thank god we back.
>>1887 Because the market overreacted when it dumped. We hit the bottom ages ago. Any news will cause pumps at this point.
>>1887 >The White House is reportedly considering slashing tariffs on Chinese imports from a baseline rate of 145% to 50%-65%, a senior White House official told the Wall Street Journal. Ah so they're slashing tariffs from retarded chimpout premium level to consumer painal and that's bullish. >>1896 Sure, buffet indicator showing "overpriced" and P/E above 100 are normal. We're "back to normal" indeed.
>>1887 >nothing at all has happened Yeah that’s kind of the point. Markets were selling off on orange nogger announcing a new tariff hike every single day, sometimes multiple times per day. Now that he’s shut the fuck up markets are recovering
>>1899 Does the buffet indicator also account for monetary expansion?
>>1901 >Does the buffet indicator also account for monetary expansion? Buffett indicator is literally Market cap to GDP ratio. Both are affected by inflation.
>>1903 Doesn’t mean it’s proportional
>>1904 It's up to you to explain why "this time it's different". If market cap grows faster than GDP it means stock prices are not supported by real growth and are in a bubble.
>>1806 ok, now i've doubled my position in TSLA down -25% on my puts if it continues dropping tomorrow, i'll increase my position another 50% or so but then im out of spare money and /need/ it to drop really questioning my judgement since everyone and their grandmothers roommate probably has bought TSLA puts before their earnings
>>1906 >if it continues dropping tomorrow f it continues going up of course fat finger fuck
>>1906 I reopened my short right now, the previous one was near getting margin called and I had stop loss set around that level. This piece of shit company does not deserve more than +7% after such shitty earnings.
>>1906 You need to stop using reddit.
why are we dumping?
>>1923 Because this fag is bullish >>1896
>>1925 Panic sold my calls. 150 dollars down the shitter. Cooling it on options, going to buy a bunch of sub 1 dollar stocks and hope one of them blows up
>>1929 It started dumping after I closed my short to cut losses.
Been holding only TQQQ and SCHD since before the tariff announcements. Just holding on for dear life hoping they will go back to purchase price at least. Today looks good but I'm still too scared to look at my port. Don't want to sell at a loss then make another bad decision. Is there hope for us?
Got excited bought SOXL at 10.5 then panicked and sold at 10.8 Currently dropping to 10.3 I'm smarter than Warren buffet
>>1923 You call this dumping? Lol. I see some reddit niggers itt are one pump away from trooning out.
>>1931 damn nigga, first time? I was down like 50% a week ago and now I'm only down 31%. Another week of this and I'll be back to break even
>>1947 >damn nigga, first time? Yeah, I started shorting only recently. The rest of my portfolio is in dividend stocks and boomer rocks (all in the green).
>BREAKING: China tariffs likely coming down to between 50% and 65%, per WSJ
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>Treasury Secretary Bessent says that a China trade deal may take two to three years. He also declines to comment on the WSJ story on lowering Chinese tariffs but would like tariffs to come down in a mutual way.
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>>1954 heh told you it pumped on rumors and those numbers were around somewhere earlier too. well lets wait and see what their next move will be
>>1949 >shorting at the lows
surely they wouldn't use the same bear trap again...
>>1957 Tf is their goal? It's so chaotic. >inb4 art of the deal
>>1192 Big jump...They are looking to cut a shit ton of jobs at Intel.
>>1962 The fact that a spastic emotional who tries to short the USA at the bottom doesn't understand their plan is a good sign.
>>1966 My shorts at the (local) bottom are indeed retarded but their "plan" does not fix the huge debt problem the US has. And you need to be mentally challenged to think Tesla is fairly valued.
Is there anything worth buying right now or is somebody going talk today and shift the market?
>Parents contribute a monthly average of $220 towards their adult child’s grocery expenses, per FORTUNE. >About 87% of those supporting Gen Z children give money for groceries and food, 73% spend money on their cell phone bills, and 69% contribute towards their health insurance.
>>1617 SHART OF THE MART MIGAPEDES
>>1969 The tariff on auto parts should be the next big push up or down? I would imagine if Trump goes thru with them the market will plummet.
>>1972 damn those are eating well then
>>1962 >tf is their goal We cannot know, but we do know they float multiple goals so if they are forced to back down into one specifically they can say it was *the* goal all along
>>1969 the time to buy was 2 weeks ago when my entire bar staff was discussing economic policy
>BREAKING: White House Press Secretary Leavitt right now: There will be a fair trade deal with China, there will be no unilateral reduction on China tariff. What is going on?
Notice we didn't get the pharmacy tariffs even though they were likely coming a week ago
Looks like Tesla is about to erase today's gains after hours. Hope my shorts make it in time.
>>1972 >>1986 Is that 220 a week? >cell phone bills Don't phone plans only cost like 15 bucks a month with mint? These boomers always mention cell phones but phone planes aren't expensive.
>>1929 Based 99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big >>1936 Warren B has never even heard of an etf.
>>2028 I can answer this. Most boomers have a landlines package with their mobile phones, an some also combine with internet and cable. They are unwilling to drop the old stuff. All that combined gets up there in price.
>>1242 >>1240 So what were you saying in 2022 when Biden caused massive inflation while also destroying the stock market?
>>2031 So the kids aren't actually doing anything wrong and it's a rehash of that story from 2019 about how boomers foot millennial phone bills, but somehow boomer=parent and kid=whoever is current in their 20s.
Shitload of mixed signals today. We crab must likeky
>>2041 straight to ath it is
>>2041 Gotta fill that gap.
Donald is flip flopping again, red day tommorow
>>2035 The only big cost on cell phones is if you want unlimited data which can push it as high as 59usd a month per phone. The 15 a month tends to be a 1 year promotional feature with no extras.
I do wonder if he sees the market and conseuqneces of the triffs then backs out and the poeple call hima cuck and then goes back to them.
>>1972 >73% spend money on their cell phone bills it's almost always cheaper to just bundle family bills together and either pay the account holder back or make it up in other ways like barter, sex, or emotional connection
>>2010 >What is going on? Don cucked.
yesterday was a scam lmao
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My portfolio formed the Batman, what does it mean?
>>2132 death
>>2132 Cat market pattern forming - we're at the pivot here so we'll be looking for a breakdown first for confirmation.
fucking TXN fuck off I want my SOXL puts to pay out
>We're making progress, for real this time!!!1! <China denies having any talks Great, so it was all a scam to pump Tesla that would otherwise collapse on shitty earnings?
>>2150 amazing how easy it would be to scam people. just get out some news and retards put their trillions in
The market is opening soon.
>>2155 Me in the back.
A stock I have did an reverse stock split, what does this mean? I went from having 5k shares to 0.5....
fuck happened to NOK lmao
>>2159 >A stock I have did an reverse stock split, what does this mean? It means you have fewer shares but they should have higher value. So nothing changes unless the company does not adjust the dividend.
>China Commerce Ministry: there have not been economic and trade negotiations between China and the US >JUST IN: Trump admin weighing exceptions for some Chinese auto parts, per ABC
>bad earnings <Tesla pumps >China deal turns out to be a lie <Tesla pumps Closed my shorts and opened a leveraged clown bull position. If it starts dumping then you know it's my fault.
Entire US economy is a shitcoin now, no value beyond pump and dumps and blatant insider trading. There's no point in expecting sense behind any market movement because it's all just wishcasting on the whims of a senile old man who has no desire but revenge
>>2160 Wow, I thought they went out of business or were bought up by another mobile phone manufacturer. Now I'm going to look up Ericsson and see whatever happen there.
Should have bought more boomer rocks/dividend stocks instead of gambling. I'm bad at timing the markets.
and just like that markets stopped giving a shit and bad news is now good news
what the fuck is this pump?
>>2171 It's a bear market rally. They're desperate for anything good to be able to pretend the problem is solved and the world moves on. The first sign of trouble will have it dumping worse than it did after Liberation Day, that's just how it goes.
>Deutsche Bank chief global strategist Bankhim Chadha cut his S&P 500 (^GSPC) year-end target to 6,150 from a prior forecast of 7,000, which had been among the most bullish on Wall Street entering the year. The new target reflects about 14% upside from current levels. I guess this is the cause of the pump. Worse than expected results are bullish.
why is everything once again mooning on absolutely no news?
>>2167 at this point, i'm convinced hedge funds just think Elon is the second coming of Christ and will make all of Tesla's problems disappear. Reality won't start setting-in until around the second quarter report.
>>2179 Which makes no sense because last time Elon was present at Tesla he invented the rusty Cyberfuck. Not even sure who buys that pile of tech buzzword bullshit at this point.
>>2177 talks about making exceptions for auto-parts mostly. Looks like Markets are taking this as a sign that Trump will completely cuck-out, and all the tariffs will just evaporate, so everybody and their mother is piling-in trying to buy the bottom. Personally I think this is overly optimistic and that the "tariffs as positive good" faction is going to beat back "tariffs as necessary evil" in the white house, but who really knows with trump?
>chadha
>>2167 my condolences anon looks like tesla is back to dumping again
>>2181 oh god please no exceptions and tariff eu hard. in fact ban car part imports entirely
>all the anti american Xink cocksuckers seething about yet another rally Lol, I love it. Fuck reddit faggots
>>2188 MIGA
>>2188 but how sustainable is it. right now the news are flooded with hopium but no real progress has been made. yesterdays 3% literally came from lies which china then corrected them on as it turned out the talks and progress had all happened in trumps dreams. trade agreements take years to form and us wanting to dump gmo slop into eu and get free access to china markets while blocking them from usa just isn't realistic
>>2193 Explaining fundamentals to a monkey who calls people betting against Tesla reddit fags is not going to work. His small murican brain can't comprehend that Tesla =/= America. If anything it would benefit burgers more if this worthless company crashed or got a new CEO.
>this rally will fail like the others
So are we going back down or was that actually the bottom? I thought bear markets were supposed to last longer than 2 months.
>>2203 what makes you think anyone here would know definitively one way or the other?
>>2203 At this point the market needs evidence of problems before it'll react to it. The dump will recommence when normies start posting Tiktok videos of empty shelves. That is the point at which people will realize that shit is truly FUBAR.
>>2205 Nobody ever knows any way or the other, only a fool would think so - Howard Marks
>>2205 You guys are smart.
>>2212 lol lmao
>>2195 >the entire market is tesla Dumb faggot
>>2214 Sorry that betting against murica hurts your feelings, maybe sucking Donald's cock will compensate it for you
Hey guys, I'm posting from the future before the time cops get me. Just remember, no matter what, you need to buy the dip at
My investment philosophy is that either >quality of life continues to decline for Americans; things like food, shelter, and energy become more expensive, wages stagnate. >stocks go up <quality of life goes up; cheap labor is deported, manufacturing returns, wages increase, things become affordable >stocks go down Either things get significantly better for me but worse for everyone else and I become rich while living in a shit hole or things get better for everyone and significantly worse for me because I lose all my money through investing but at least I won't be too bad off because there will be jobs and things will be affordable. Or the third option, I lose all my money and quality of life is also shit (most likely tbqh)
>>2225 Wealth inequality benefits the rich but also turns the country into a gang/mafia governed shithole. So you just need to be rich I guess. Worst case scenario you could leave with your fortune to a better country.
>WASHINGTON (Reuters) -The Trump administration said Thursday it aims to speed up the deployment of self-driving vehicles but will maintain rules requiring reporting of safety incidents involving advanced vehicles. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-agency-ease-self-driving-171644115.html Rogue tesla cars running over people soon.
How we feeling about earnings intcels?
Sold everything green. I know switch will flip like last time everything was going green
>renewed ai optimism these clowns have the silliest excuses
Trump, asked about China’s denial of trade talks: “Well, they had a meeting this morning.” Reporter: “Who's they?” Trump: “I can't tell you. It doesn't matter who ‘they’ is.”
>Nasdaq 100: Elliott Wave Says the Bear Market Was a Setup for New ATHs with bears you lose
>>2253 >>2257 with intc you just knew
fake and gay recession. now we just wait for the bullshit negative news to start again
>>2225 >Or the third option, I lose all my money and quality of life is also shit (most likely tbqh) If only I bought MSTU whne it was low.
>>2203 >the near-crash of august 2024 >the big crash of march 2025 >the HORRIBLE Black Lunch Hour of September 11th, 2025
>>2168 Living for spite is based though.
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>>2273 trump is at least really good at grifting, if he senses things going badly he pumps the market with something positive to give more time its going to be like this even past the 90 day extension I think
>>1932 TQQQ chads rise up. selling at $65
this really is the only active thread huh? I will stick around here for /k/ but probably go back to 4chan for /biz/
>>2309 perhaps but realistically 80% of the activity is just meme spamming on 4chan so its not like you are missing anything.
>BREAKING: China is considering suspending its 125% tariff on some US imports including medical equipment, ethane and plane leasing, per Bloomberg
>>2331 Will have to wait for chinese to actually do it. What a shit show
>>2332 Amigx, it's been literally 30+ years of china saying "we will totally not fuck you, promise" and then going back on it. This isn't going to end because yellow people are dumb bastards who will lie to your face and think they're one upping you, then seethe and bitch when you smack them in retaliation. It's like they have no shame. The main advantage they have over jeets is that they stink less bad and have a higher IQ.
>>2309 Yeah dude definitely go to /smg/ on /biz/ to get banned 2 times a week because the transgender janitor who works for Kraken exchange got mad when you called out his scam, while he was deleting legit alpha that could have made you real money.
>>2303 You know what's really weird is that I made a note that 61 was probably the local top for TQQQ before a possible bigger move down.
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I'm moving back here. The other place has shills already. It took a week? ish?
>>2331 There is no source on that. "Anonymous" in current media means I made it up. It got so bad media stopped using "anonymous source" as a term and switched to "person familiar with...".
the problem is "Considering" means nothing in chinese terms, I can consider taking a bath or go to sleep and just go to sleep. Its fucking magic.
>>2273 Why would tariffs have any effect on google earnings?
>>2339 if they really are as bad for the economy as the media screams there could be less demand for ads
>>2340 indeed, though there is usually a lag on sentiment effects and the market, up to 3 months. Plus people panic bought in april when they learned of the tariff extent. Thus everything will look "ok" and higher for a time.
Yay we upgraded to have flags!
Anyone still holding EU defence stocks? I've been longing BAE since before Starmer even announced the GB defence budget increase. Everything went silent in that sector after the hype as one could quess, wonder when they'll be getting actual new orders.
What's the point of flags if I just get a fake one with TOR?
Canceled the zoom interview I was supposed to do today after I looked up the demographics of the neighborhood the business is in. 94% African american. This always happens. But I really fucking can't stomach putting myself close to so many n*ggers in the ghetto and potentially getting robbed/murdered. I just get filled with a massive dark depression thinking about it. Please God, give me a job near where I live that isn't filled with n*ggers.
>>2336 >shills You mean that canadian who keeps crying about americans and houses being 900k being too expensive in the US (truth).
>>2346 Oh, interesting. No flag if I post through TOR?
>>2349 Who the fuck are you?
>>2350 Can't get .se or .moe to work in my shithole (Poland), so I'm posting through Tor.
On topic though. Trying to time the market under Donald made me lose money. Not sure if I should continue (sunken cost fallacy) or give up and park the remaining 40% of my money in some safe bets.
>intcel futures -7% Another wasted opportunity. At least normal companies fall on bad news, unlike Tesla.
>>2335 >charting TQQQ it doesn't track the underlying 3:1 perfectly so just look at what QQQ is doing and go from there.
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Gambled on a sub 1 dollar stock close to earnings. It’s going pretty well tbh
>>2360 Doing the same with PTN. I'm really hoping that the earnings in May comes out green.
>>2361 Earnings can be total shit if there’s enough momentum and factors at play. Look at Tesla. Good luck fam
>>2361 >ptn damn I remember that shit from last year, good luck anon I barely got out green.
>>2362 >>2363 thanks for the well-wishes. No need to feel sorry for my portfolio though, I only got a couple hundred dollars in it anyways, so if things don't go how I hope, it's not too great a loss anyways.
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looking a bit red today
>On the recent bond market spasm, Trump said he wasn’t worried. The President said it wasn’t Scott Bessent and Howard Lutnick that convinced him on the 90-day reciprocal tariff pause. “They didn’t tell me,” he said. “I did that.” Trump added that the decision wasn’t related to the bond market worries. “No, it wasn’t for that reason,” he added. “The bond market was getting the yips, but I wasn’t. Because I know what we have.” he even brought out the classic boomer memes
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>>2371 >i promise he called me look i even spoke about it on /tv/
he really redeemed that time
uh oh stinky
Nothing is happening you guys are so gay.
Schizo president = schizo market
What the fuck Tesla just shot up from nowhere
>>2389 maybe he is playing a trick card. claim this bullshit enough that he gets mad and actually does the call
China Embassy: China and US not having any talks on tariffs
>the call was real in my mind
>>2393 market doesn't care
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>day 4 of the dead cat bounce
>>2405 More like a bull trap if anything, the stock market is still overvalued. Though I'm surprised people buy that crap.
>>2409 nigga it's always going to be overvalued we are constantly printing money and so is everyone else in the world and then buying US securities and real estate with it
>>2411 >nigga it's always going to be overvalued we are constantly printing money This is not sustainable and won't last. >everyone else in the world and then buying US securities and real estate with it Trump does his best to erode trust in the US debt and Saudi Arabia now sells oil also in yuans. Status quo won't last if real growth does not return to the economy. Also >this time it's different
>>2412 it will take decades to actually play out even if such a thing were to happen. people are greedy fucks so there needs to be a viable alternative to the usa based money printer first
>>2412 >this time it's different been like this since 2009 and then got kicked into overdrive in 2020. I have been hearing doomers go off about how everything is going to crash since 2017 (or thereabouts) when the yield curve inverted. Nothing happened because nothing ever happens.
>>2415 It'll dump when I become bullish I guess.
>>2415 Also picrelated. Between 2009 and 2017 markets were not that overvalued.
>>2415 The difference is that previous administrations weren't deliberately trying to crash the economy so yeah it is different. But Trump and friends seem like they're getting cold feet and look like they're going to capitulate any day now. The trade war is getting embarrassing. We'll see what happens.
>However, U.S. equities were hit Friday following the publication of an interview with U.S. President Donald Trump in the Time magazine, in which the president said he would consider it a “total victory” if the U.S. has high tariffs of 20% to 50% on foreign countries a year from now. mmm beautiful tariffs...
>>2425 He should stop mixing xanax with alcohol
BREAKING NEWS: A Japanese farmer entertained an idea of purchasing a Ford pickup truck.
4chan is back up.
I'll think I'll stop day trading. Current market behavior is unpredictable and retarded bulls buy even the worst and most delusional shit out there. Also statistics says that day trading sucks anyway and most lose their money. Should have spent it on hoes instead.
>>2431 just get calls. its bears that always lose
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i have seen close to 30k SEK disappear over the course of the last four days maybe next week we can start backtracing
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Oh yeah, life goes on LONG after the thrill of living is gone
>>2462 >$1,800 like just get a job man
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>Trump has said he received call from Xi and to have cut ‘200 deals’ on trades
>>2465 I have a job dawg why do you think I have that much to piss away
>>2466 I expect with current market optimism that as soon as the tariffs on China get a partial pullback we’re gonna say a massive rip. Probably gonna be around February levels and that’ll be the end of the bear market.
>>2466 oh i get it any time trump makes a statement about anything including going to the bathroom he counts that as a deal. Damn that is a lot of bathroom trips.
>>2465 thats impossible these days
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>>2466 >vat mentioned yes dump the dax
Up 10% on my SKYT. I'm reminded of trades I made back in 2023 on Boil and Kold where I would randomly be up like 600 bucks one day, but then wouldn't sell because I wanted it to be thousands. Eventually I actually did make 2800 bucks on boil in august 2023, and planned to do it again in september 2023 but instead I bought a pennystock which promptly fucked my portfolio. I don't know if I'm good or bad at this. I would like to think I'm less delusional.
>>2468 The market will pump and dump in waves. My opinion is we have a nice breezy may-july, then in august Trump tweets "Xi is a faggot and can tongue my balls" and markets dump again.
>>2492 Unless Trump gets some tard wranglers like in term 1 I don't see this happening. Every week is a jump or crash due to random ruinous ideas being brought to life out of nowhere from Trump followed by them dying just as fast at random. Would you really be surprised if he nuked Iran later today? That's the level of absurd volatility we are living with right now.
>>2503 I thought I filtered your dumb faggot country but I guess that was a different board.
>>2503 idk i feel the trump effect is wearing out. now any red day that comes is manageable
>>2531 The market seems to have priced in a total trump capitulation now so maybe it will quit swinging violently with every bs tweet.
would they really do that
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>>2532 >>2531 So I should NOT go all in one vixy on Monday?
>>2618 Probably not. Also this week has some good earnings reports so most will be playing close attention, but unless we get an apocalyptic revision on earnings I think it will be negative but slow bleed out.
Also the news today, new houses costing average of 406k and used home also 406k, so the market is confused and worried as a new house shouldn't be the same price as old ones.
>>2640 All the desirable houses already sold, the remainder are flips and overpriced lvp+grey cheap paint+0 yard+0 tree monstrosities whose owners think they can cash in. But the FHA isn't going to pay people's mortgages anymore, so we'll see a flood soon enough
I guess people got spooked by the euro grid?
>>2658 Well shit never mind, huh?


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