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how do i get rich Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 07:29:44 Id: 694390 No. 941
i have no money, im a neet and have no useful skills. how do i make lots of money. or enough money to buy anime merch. thank you
>>941 Fellatio
>>942 Is investing in kneepads even a fallback job these days when there are so many transvestites on dating apps willing to do it for free?
>>958 just be a mohel and u will get alot of baby jew dicks sucked and make tons of shekels nigger
>>973 Pretending to be jewish might be a legit way to make money. Think of all the jobs that are suddenly open to you if you're a jew.
>>941 >buy anime merch You've already failed at life.
gamestop
>>985 cut the guy a break nigger he can spend his neetbux anyway he like to satisfy his hentai fetish nigger the japs jews need to make money out off these weebs with hentai figures and pikajew cards to pump the jap economy nigger
>>993 Says the retard talking about >>973 >baby jew dicks sucked Unprompted.
>>995 buy anime merch is not failed u retard nigger and baby jew dicks sucked by mohel is a sign of ur tribe nigger
>>997 >baby jew dicks sucked by mohel is a sign of ur tribe nigger Oh look the D&C shills are already migrating to new chans.
>>999 retard maga lol nigger
>>1002 Faggot
>>1010 goylem
The lottery, I'm betting my entire life on it, I just don't want to do anything
>>1044 donald crypto dump will make sure all u neets get back to work at the end of his term nigger
>>1044 The odds of winning the lottery are astronomically low, literally throwing your money away for nothing. You'd have better odds by waiting for Trump to say some stupid shit and dumping your life savings into OTM same day expiration SPY puts.
Suck 10000 dicks for 100 each
>>1066 Hey now don't go telling everyone about the Trump cycle strategy. Best money maker since inverse cramer.
Jobcoin or >>1044 My powerball ticket didn't win, so sad. >>1066 Or you could wait for CRCL, which is IPOing in June. The company behind such successes as USDC. Just look at how WeBull pumped 3x from IPO to now (actually 8x if you count the previous top). Me? I'm putting at least 2000 dollars into CRCL when it IPOs in early june. Bull cases -bitcoin will likely stop crabbing in june and pump into july like it did last year (the bullrun will end in september, this is also when the stock market will dump to a new low and find a bottom). -ties to drumpft -umm -crypto related stock but not crypto, investors saw webull and will want to get in on that. But OP probably doesn't even have 2k to gamble on an 3x (or 8x). Also mentionable is KTA, mcap currently 50 million. Launched at 1 cent, investors got in at .5 cents before launch and own 40% of the supply but it is locked up for 6 months and has a low trailing release unlike AERO. KTA had a big run in March and almost no one noticed, going from 1 cent to 23 cents. Currently at 14 cents, in a symmetrical triangle pattern so it could quite literally go up or down (in the sense if it breaks out, it'll hit 30 cents but if it breaks down it's going back to 3 cents)
>>1075 >the bullrun will end in september why Sep? I'm betting that's when it starts I'd think we dump bad in July once worldwide USA tarrifs come back into speculation
>>941 >>941 If you have no skills, then you need to change that. There are no shortcuts. Otherwise enjoy staying poor.
Maybe oil industry or something idk. Used to be you could go get a degree but not sure what easy mode is right now
>>941 How about construction? There's also plumbing whose average age is getting older
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