>about to get beheaded in tesco
>fuck it what do I have to lose, plus it'll piss off the saracen
>"I accept that Jesus of Nazareth was Yahweh and that Yahweh is the prime mover of the universe"
>laugh through my gushing throat wound as ahmed seethes that my spine is too difficult to sever with his Amazon assault knife 3000
>reach heaven, SA greets me with a hug (he died of gaids before I could find and kill him)
>look around, wonder why most of the faces are black or brown
>before I can ask, SA yells "get down" and pushes me face first into the clouds we've been walking on
>hear what sounds like sub machine gun fire
>in heaven
>SA begins telling me about the DEI in DIE policy heaven has
>violent hood rat niggers who die in gun fights get into heaven no matter how sinful they were, because dey needed mo money fo dem programs
>meanwhile most of the pious and devout Christians in China get cast into eternal fire because it would make the niggers feel uncomfortable, same with whiteoids
>ask why we're here then
>"that's the autism and, er, other things quota in action"
>autism, hey didn't that furry convention get bombed recently
>suddenly the shooting stops
>a chill goes down my spine as someone leans down and whispers into my ear
>2cl of blood, 2cl of piss, 2cl of shit
>scream for Yahweh to cast me into hell
>he obliges
>see that bishop Mar Mari
>you too, huh
>burn forever in peace