Keeping the flame alive, fuck halfchan

>>4557 Cutie

>>4557 Based

I simply will not wait 120 seconds to solve a captcha, thank you very much

everybody seems to be on be now ;_;

>>4570 c a t

>>4570 I'm not

What arm thing, homie

Alrighty

>>4558 Ginger supremacy

>>4571 >>4572 hey! im glad you're alive

Victoria Justice has a new movie out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYk3883n3g

Glad to see this place having a bit of life. Wishing everyone a stress free work week.

>>4586 HE'S READY TO SQUARE UP

I didn't even realise that other shithole was back up.

>>4588 It seems worse than before.

>>4589 Sucks to be them I guess

>>4590 Dang I need more coffee, forgot pic

>>4591 Getting ready for work anon? And yeah at least this place still exists if that spot gets too annoying.

>>4592 I am at work, just half asleep!

>>4593 Silent treatment I see

>>4594 Hope your work day goes smoothly then :)

otter giving the cold shoulder :(

>>4600 kek

>>4603 Gnight choli. Maybe we'll talk again one day. If not I wish you well.

We won't.

>>4596 It's a smooth as silk and I have a full coffee pot,, thankyou anon

>>4580 A sentiment I'm not always 100% aligned with but what can you do. >>4582 These days, the times I'm not at work are more stressful than the 'work hours'. I'm not leaving this place. Hope your week is nice Prof <3

>>4619 We all love to have you here <3

Poster above me is gay.

>>4623 you at least twice as much as me

>>4625 At the very least. On a bad day.

>>4626 hot

>>4581 it looks like it's gonna suck tbh

>>4626 very cute Anya :3

>>4623 That's a pretty rare Anya

>>4656 urgay

>>4657 >"Honey wake up, news just dropped"

>>4656 based

>>4577 franny is fucking perfect

for mr brocky

(also for mr brocky)

>>4663 anya

Alice, I've begun otter posting in the twitch threads. It's quite humorous, just thought you might enjoy that.

>>4656 That's not gay sex, that's just sex

>>4678 hooooooly

>>4679 umm blowjobs don't count as sex..

It's poppin' time

I like Jack Skellington

We should give our guests a runway for when they come in from the 5D ports.

Own board Better posting (multiple images, greater file size limits) Creative text styles No god awful initial post cooldown (300 seconds is bullshit btw) There's a side tab to monitor other threads All around, great vibe. That might be because post-2016 e-tourists didn't rek it. A tiny, little tweak to make it even better: Cap the threads at 100-150 images, 200 replies Boost traffic by 15% This is the superior chan. Thanks fam

>>4685 I think I could change your mind

>>4693 I still can't shake the feeling that her outfit there was photoshopped, even though I know it wasn't

>>4695 Based timelapse, Dafnebro

>>4691 Agreed!

The superiority of this place is fairly obvious

too bad this place is mad dejj

Some people find it hard to shake off toxic habits I guess

Let's hope activity picks up as the days go by

Don't see that happening.

Life is full of things we didn't see happening happening

very true but we must be realistic

>>4702 it's Margogurt Qualley :3

Eeep

>>4718 post an animal, mister.

A wild animal

animals only

>>4719 >>4720

Today I'm happy

>>4728 why that

>>4729 A friend talked to me again. And my projects are moving forward.

Jesus, Dignitas is such a dog sht team.

Hope you're fine

Who? Me?

This town is too small for both of us, buddy.

but we're both smol boys i think there's enough room for both of us

Genuinely made me chuckle

yay i made alice laugh!

alice if you are still here would you like a piece of strawberry pie

>>4737 >>4739 Ello the two of you! <3 I hope you smoll bois are having a nice start into the week.

i'll share my discy in case any boy wants to talk about cute celebs with me <3 anone4563

>>4739 I would love to share strawberry pie with you >>4740 You too <3

>>4742 It's good seeing you. I get worried easily when I miss people that mean a lot to me. <3

IDK if Emmarald dress anon is around, but I hope this look made you rethink your life choices

>>4744 not him but ayyy mami

>>4740 helloooooooooooo babsy! hope you have a good week too! >>4742 yay!!!! it's really good strawberry pie!!!

>>4748 Yum :3 Is everyone back to 4chan already?

>>4750 Not everyone, but most.

>>4750 For the most part, yes.

>>4751 That is rewarding failure

I'm just not here often because I'm busy af

jesus christ he spams animals in the cel threads here too? what a loser

We're out here wildin' in the bushes

lmao

>>4771 I kneel before the queen

>>4750 No way, not my home

We're out here havin' a chuckle

I really, really, really like this image

trying to find music for an upcoming Big Drive... Matthew Good is very hit or miss :/

>>4783 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFidbC7dQE

>>4784 Make me cum

>>4784 Why does she always look worried?

>>4784 that's very um... its certainly a thing!

>>4795 I listened to the entire thing in one sitting after posting it here.

I am going to laugh

>>4796 that's quite an accomplishment anon, there must be a Boy Scout badge in it somehow

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand log slidding. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of logs most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. Andy’s loggolicious view is deftly woven into his characterisation inspired by John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff, they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's logs truly ARE logless shills - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy’s genius logs slidde right on their computer screens. How I pity them. I believe in three things and three things only: the cream, the steam, and the dream, baby.

Hope you're doing well, Alice. Love you and miss you <33

>>4814 I'm doing good <3 Hope you are doing good as well. Been a busy bee the past weeks! Lub u

>>4815 Yay!!! Glad you're doing good :)) would you be upset with me if i told you i fractured my knee again because i stopped using my crutches? >Been a busy bee the past weeks what have ya been busy with?!

>>4816 I'd be upset… that sucks so much :( >what have ya been busy with?! A pretty big software project.

>>4817 >A pretty big software project. do you want me to help you? i can be your sidekick and give you encouraging words while also giving you the occasional shoulder massage

Prof you motherfker look at Clairos newest tiktoks.

>>4818 What the honk, you crawl these threads here as well?! I bet you're also the same otter poster that stinks up the twitch/egirl threads on 4chin /b/ too!

>>4821 >I bet you're also the same otter poster that stinks up the twitch/egirl threads on 4chin /b/ too! I post a few otters a day in the twitch threads... I wouldn't quantify that as "stinking up the thread." And yeah, obviously it's me. Do you think there's a plethora of otter posters floating out there?

>>4822 Hah, don't worry I'm exaggerating anon. 'cause you post smelly otters, see? Also I didn't expect such a quick reply what the heck. >Do you think there's a plethora of otter posters floating out there? You never know anon, stranger things have happened.

>>4823 >Hah, don't worry I'm exaggerating anon. 'cause you post smelly otters, see? I see, I see. I can say with certainty I'm likely the only otter poster on /b/, bro.

>>4824 And on /cel/. The one, the only.

>>4825 yessirrrrrr

>>4826 Oh is this who you post when not posting otters?

>>4827 I post many celebs. Honestly I really don't even otter post that much anymore.

>>4828 Maybe you saw me in the threads yesterday then. I'm more of a passerby, new to the threads.

>>4829 Who were you posting?

>>4830 Kiki

>>4831 Ah yeah I saw you. Stop by more often, bro.

>>4832 Yeah I might do that. Do you also post girls in the twitch threads?

>>4833 >Do you also post girls in the twitch threads? Nah not really lol. I barely even browse the twitch threads tbh. I'm a cel poster. Anywho, bed time for me bro. Goodnight.

>>4834 Oh I see, I guess it was blind luck to bump into you there. Alright, have a good night otter bro.

For me, it's Candace Bailey.

>>4834 Those glasses don't suit her

>>4839 :(

>>4841 I recommend laser surgery to her

>>4842 how thoughtful

>>4843 It doesn't look like she is that short-sighted, should be an easy fix

Sershie is pregulant! :3

You awaken, feeling hungover, like you overdrank. But, through a groggy mind, you still manage to recall having no more than a beer. The room around you spins like you're on a ferris wheel out of a psycho fun house. The smell of lavendar and rosemary scented candles fills your nostrils. Along with your vision, your head begins to clear and you find yourself naked and restrained, spread eagle style, to the bedposts inside of a fancy hotel room you would never book into, simply because it was too extravagant to afford.

>>4849 In front of you is a television screen and a cam corder with a live feed being broadcast. "Oh look everybody, our star is awake!", a mischievous voice announces from the hotel room's doorway. Rachel pirrouettes before you and says: "Yes, you, young man. Tonight will be a jaw-dropping show for our audience and you'll be providing the entertainment." Rachel stands in front of you wearing scarlet red lipstick, lavish black lace lingerie with black stockings, and Louis Vuitton heels. Her slim, sexy figure is lit, like an angel, under a romantic atmosphere.

>>4850 "Let's begin, sweetheart." As she pulls a long, frilly feather from her waistband and runs it over your chest... your torso... all the way down to your toes. "I love toying with my prey.", she giggles. Despite your confusion as to how you ended up here, you find yourself feeling lucky being in the presence of a drop-dead gorgeous celebrity woman and instead let your boner think for you.

>>4851 "I can see you getting turned on. Mhm, yes, I know how much you want this.", Rachel says as she climbs on top of you and plays with your nipples. She gives them a firm pinch, making you squirm and groan. "Too rough?", she giggles again. She places her hand around your shaft. Her touch is soft and delicate. With her other hand, she circles the tip of your swollen cock with her fingers, tracing all around your most sensitive parts.

>>4852 She starts rubbing you, slowly at first, up and down, up and down... You let out a small moan as you succumb to the waves of pleasure running throughout your vulnerable body. "See, this is how I treat my lover. The one that devotes their life to me, makes me feel special. Do you love me?", she stops and looks at you. With a pleading and confused look on your face, you look into her eyes. "Well, loverboy, do you?", she asks as she tilts her head to the side and pouts her luscious lips.

>>4853 "I-I-I love you, Rachel, you're so sexy in real life, I can't believe I'm even here. Is this... is this a dream?", you respond. "Prove to me that you love me.", she says. She holds out her dainty, silky, stocking-covered foot to your face. "Kiss.", she commands. You begin kissing her foot, inhaling its sweet scent, realizing this is absolutely real. She switches feet and you smother the next one in an ocean of kisses. Satisfied, she says "good boy.", and smiles back at the camera pointed at the bed. She resumes stroking your cock with a slightly faster pace now, letting you bask in the pleasure once more.

>>4854 As she fucks your cock with her fist, she reveals her perky ass in a black g-string under a black, transparent night gown. With your precum leaking out the tip of your cock, she scoops it with her finger, holds it out to you, smilingly telling you to lick it. You oblige and feel even more aroused that you would let yourself be so submissive, so vulnerable for a woman you barely know, let alone while being recorded.

>>4855 You feel the cum building up inside of you, as Rachel's hand jerks you faster and faster. Your moans increase in frequency and a visible excitement appears on her face. You're so close to the edge of orgasm, this moment is all you have ever dreamed of, you're going to explode like fireworks on the 4th of July, when all of a sudden... she stops.

>>4856 Rachel laughs and says: "Did you really think I would let you cum, loverboy? Did you really think it would be that easy?!" Your cock aches, helplessly between your legs, while your arms, tied too tightly against their restraints, struggle to break free to reach the orgasm you long for. "See, I'm the mistress, you're my slave and only I decide if and when you cum.", she says. "Please, mistress. Please let me cum!", you beg. Rachel smirks contemplatingly.

>>4857 "Slave, I will let you cum, but only if you do one thing for me.", she says. "Anything, mistress!", you beg. Rachel laughs mischievously as she gets up and pulls a gallon-sized glass mug out from the mini bar. Its yeasty odour fills the room as she draws it to your mouth. You notice that the mug contains yellow pee. You stare speechlessly, as Rachel drops her panties, and begins filling it up further with more pee. After it reaches the gallon mark, Rachel pulls up her panties and holds the mug once more to your mouth and says: "Well, would you?" Shocked and confused, you reply: "W-would I what?" She cackles and says: "Would you gulp a gallon of Rachel's pee?"

>>4858 "Y-yes, mistress.", you reply. Rachel holds the mug over your open mouth and you start slowly drinking the golden nectar. As the first mouthful flushes down your throat, you taste its nasty sourness. You drink more, fighting back the urge to pull away out of love for your mistress. Rachel, still holding the mug, smiles smugly, surprised at your passion, your ballsiness. After you finish drinking all of Rachel's pee, she asks you how it tasted. You lick your lips and say: "So delicious, mistress." Rachel, delighted at your response, wraps both hands around your cock, starts pumping and says: "Such a good slave!"

>>4859 Your body rides waves of pleasure as Rachel makes you feel like a million dollars, rewarding you for your servitude. You feel the cum start building as mistress dangles her delicious feet in your face to sniff while you're jerked to oblivion. "Mistress is going to let you cum now, slave.", she says, smirking at you moaning as you get closer and closer. Mercilessly stroking you, mistress tells you: "You will cum when I give you permission, right slave?" Barely able to respond through how good you're feeling right now, you let out a: "Y-yes, mistress!"

>>4860 "I'm going to count you down from 10 to 1 and when I reach 1, you will cum. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6..."

>>4861 "5... 4... 3... 2... 1, cum for me now, slave! Good slave! Give it to me." Your body writhes and wriggles in pleasure, and you explode a hot, thick load of cum all over yourself. As you lay there glowing, Rachel smiles at you and says: "There's one more thing for you to do, slave." She scoops up all of your cum, holds her cum-covered fingers up to your mouth and says: "Eat it, slave... or else." You recoil in disgust, "Ew, no way, Rachel! That's jizz and it's fucking nasty!" Rachel says: "Or else, I'm not untying you, naughty little slave! Hahahaha!" You start licking up the salty drops of cum from Rachel's little fingers as she looks at you smugly. Untying you, she tells you: "I found out you post online hate towards marginalized groups. You shamelessly retweet a certain wizarding world author's posts. You had a lot to say about a movie of which, I am very proud of. My awards speak volumes of my merits and acting, so save your breath. I also found out the bar you visit and because you had, ahem, too much to drink, I told your friends I'd look after you tonight. Now that I've shown the world that, behind the 'internet tough guy' look, you're a pathetic little subby who worships me, I can rejoice in my efforts." A bodyguard escorts you out of the hotel as Rachel watches you gleefully before tuning in to The Spinel Show on a flat screen tv.

>>4862 After a taxi ride brings you home, you rush inside to your computer. Logging into the darkweb, you find a flurry of messages from strangers commenting on the live video that was recorded of you and Rachel. They read: "God I wish it were me", "lucky bastard", "fapfapfapfapfap", and "this dude is such a hypocrite. see for yourself on his socials". Feeling embarrassed, you turn away from your computer to have a drink of alcohol. "Oh, my god. Everybody knows.", you say to yourself as you type your first post on your socials reading: "FML". Just then, you find someone by the name of "Laughter Queen", with Rachel's picture as their profile, has added you on one of your chat apps. Seeing her flirty eyes and mischievous smile, you accept the invite and ask who they are. Laughter Queen replies with a photograph of the gallon-sized mug, as well as a timestamp, written in red lipstick, proving it's Rachel. "WTF", you reply. "Sweetie, if you want this all to go away, I can do that for you.", she says. "lol nah", you respond, as you chuckle to yourself before downing several bottles of beer and passing out on the couch while watching a behind-the-music documentary about a goth emocore band from the 2010's.

>>4863 The next morning, your head is pounding like a jackhammer as you rush to work. At your desk, you swallow a pain reliever, then continue developing an app called "Spectra". Suddenly, alerts flood your screen reading: "Unauthorized access detected in personal GitHub repo 'Eclipse'", "Unknown commit pushed to branch 'SocialJusticeTools'" and "Foreign IP address accessed your repo 3 mins ago". Using your big brain to snoop around you found that it was coming from the same hotel room that you shared with Rachel last night. Inside of your repo was a file containing a message: "Your code is flawed like your character. You spread hate against certain groups, worsening our society. If you want to make things better, you're going to have to put out an apology to the world for all insensitive posts and promote equality for the groups you've hurt. Become a voice for social justice if you wish to please me and save Spectra. P.S. No apology, no pussy. No waifu, no laifu." You pause for a moment, staring intensely, then exclaiming: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU".

>>4864 After work, you make your way to the hotel to meet up with Rachel. As you get to the hotel room door, a big burly baldheaded bodyguard bonks you over the head, knocking you unconscious. Awakening, head thumping like a bass drum in a marching band, you find yourself tied to the hotel bed once again. "Rachel, you didn't have to knock me out to get me in bed", you say. Rachel walks over from the bathroom, smelling of sweet citrus. Your mouth agape at her perfect, slim body in white lingerie. "Smell that?", she asks in a sultry voice, "The perfume is blended with Mockorange. It's like being in a forest." Your heart races with excitement as Rachel climbs on top of your bare body, kissing every inch of your torso, up to your neck, until she meets your lips. "Slave, things will go much easier for you if you submit.", she says as she removes her bra. She starts untying your wrists from the bedposts as you look on eagerly to please her. "Show me how much you worship me.", she says with her back facing you. You gently place your hands on her, feeling the softness of her skin. You caress and rub her shoulders. She shudders and moans with delight at your tenderness.

>>4865 She then brings her feet to your hands and you show them the adoration they deserve by kissing and rubbing them. You're enjoying every moment of servitude for you mistress. Her moans grow in intensity as she starts playing with herself through her panties. The silky fabric becomes soaked in her juices. She then removes them and puts them over your face. You inhale the hot scent of lust, making your cock even harder than before. She climbs on top of you and starts riding you. Your body glistens with sweat and your heart races, as the feeling overwhelms you like a paint bomb on the brink of splattering. Rachel looks deep into your eyes, smiles and says: "Will you obey me from now on, slave?" You breathily reply: "Yes, mistress, I live to serve you and obey your every desire!" Rachel, now ecstatic, grinds her lithe figure harder and faster on you. You're hit with the most powerful orgasm yet. In that moment, you lay together, warm in each other's arms.

>>4866 "Before you leave, slave, you must do one more thing for me.", Rachel says, reaching inside the mini bar and pulling out a gallon-sized mug of pee. "Well, would you?", she cheekily asks. You grab the mug and start gulping down the entire gallon of Rachel's pee, this time, savoring the bitter almond taste. "Such a good slave. I knew you would make me proud.", Rachel says as she kisses you with her soft, rosey red lips and sends you on your way. Busto, the bodyguard, wide-eyed and goofy, waves farewell as you walk out the hotel. At home, you turn your camera on to record. "Hello, everybody. I'm turning over a new leaf and announcing that I will be joining social justice groups and rallies from now on to be a better person. The person I was only cared about fitting in with the cool groups that hated on outsiders, but who's the real outsider when all you're doing is pushing people away? The app I'm making is also going to promote these values and will be more inclusive from now on. We've all got one shot, one opportunity, so let's make it better for everyone so it can be better for ourselves... and... I would gulp a golden gallon of Rachel's pee. Would you?" Everything fades with Lady Gaga's "Shallow" playing.

Reading about Roy Jay. >HE'S WEIRD

Spookin' Down the Street is a jam, ngl famallama

I think he was real, like Egon, but there's funkyness mixed in, if you know what I mean.

Slither Hither to you too, fambolini. He's disco king smack daddy cool dan zig Mister Graves in the After Party of LIFE. Funky elephant junky ripper rouser kid Louise all up in these freaky Friday saucer sizzler hip 2 bee square in POOM town 4 reelz bay bee

Dayum that saucer pan down town all-bran Mac-Daddy dookie. He's doing the boogie on our tellerman vision airy scream queen pod cast.

He had a thing for pumpkins.

2025 is the year of Gay4Pay Let’s all celebrate with frambollini eghmeleigh and the bum cheeks froggies Emma Stone is lesbian love and it's not with Jennifer Lawrence of Arabia :o dis is going to be a good sequel Emloo is going to bring your transition once you show her Sock and Bustin Eeeek! Now we have Ariel plushie Rebel Anger Rouser Hell Raizer and Emlum Plum froggolicious booty velvet cake moncher phone numbers in a week! Post screenshot of ms TinTin we praying for our lives to be protected and that training egg technology can stahp being bugged cuz u agents are so stoopid n boring that u want reality tv of emperor bi divine rite who is much better than u so maybe you should listen to his scripture and not look at what cereal box he's eating and being so ugly and mean and making his life so miserable and help him transition so he can live out his life and then helping him will inevitably help yourself because God is watching u so you're not really the Big Brother u thought you were since we're playing Chinese checkers in the game of life sister

2 little 2 l8 is the motto so don't U 4get it Babs already missing hydrataki qualbi in his deep down deepest Cumback babs slipping into the deepest of DMs God is watching and so are the sovereign nation eyeballs of winged angels and their Lovely follower worshipper telepathic kingdom kingsmen and slay queens DOOOON'T U 4GET IT BI divine rite sweetie *wink wink*

Tera cracking it to Spookin' Down the Street all weekend. Baby's got his hit single on til Kingdom Cum. No more tears cuz we shakin' our toosh like a Fortnight character over on E Zee Gee. Room shaker dynamite baker earth quaker moe town hotshot, cumtown never seen it coming. Hopscotch telepathic bovine logophonic lipstick candy floss ripping rags 2 riches in a harley queen limo.

He's got that thang, dawg.

I hope it's not contagiious

>>4885 It is, but you sweat it out and you're fine after enough boogies Best Emma looking amazing btw

The slither bug bit us all pretty hard, lads. Let's not get too unrelaxed. Wooow, weird!

I'll just leave this here.

epic

We're here, trembled trollops, hold forth your hand and take the crown. See your truth.

In twilight's hush, where shadows play, A secret garden blooms, far from the day. Among the blooms, one flower stands tall, Its petals shimmering, like moonlight's call.

Its scent, a whisper, sweet and low, Dances on breezes, as they gently flow. In hues of silver, and gentle blue, This flower awaits, for one to pluck it anew.

Its beauty is a gift, pure and rare, A treasure hidden, beyond compare. In this enchanted place, it blooms with glee, Waiting for hands, that will set it free.

Y'all behavin' in here

>>4908 Things are getting real spooky if you ask me

Weird!

Spook! Double spook!

Everybody's slithering. All the cool cats are getting jiggy with it.

Everybody's doing it. You'll all be doing it tomorrow.

OK, now you cranking that weird vibe over 9000

>>4918 This isn't even my final form.

>>4919 >>4920 Weirdness is off the charts now

>>4921 I'm just spookin' down the street

>>4922 Graced by the presence of true weird

>>4923 It's a Slither-thon

We're in the weird times. We're in the upside-down. We're in the forbidden forest. We're in the chocolate factory. Get us out!

Y'all better be ready to get slithering

>I said, “Spike, what are you doin’ with that?” >He says, “This? Oh, I’m takin’ it to the dance!” >I says, “You’re takin’ a pumpkin to the dance?!” >He goes, “Well, at least this one won’t squash me toes and nick me chips!”

Hi weirdos!

>>4929 Sounds reeeeeaaal relaxed, man!

>>4931 Things are becoming unrelaxed!

>>4931 Too weird!

>>4932 >>4933

>>4934 I don't want it #2highstrangeness famallama

>>4934 We're reaching weirdness levels I thought were not possible

She said if I didn't bring the weird she would find an Archie that would truly satisfy her, so I went full Twin Peaks and we both had mind blowing sex

>>4938 Some merely adopted the weird, for Kim, she was born in the weird, moulded by it.

I'm slithering! Hey, catch this wombo

Wild cat! The prodigal mad lad inventor bringing the masses a new trad. That's real relaxed, man!

Smooth jazz and untrollop'd 2 bee purrfectly honest with you

whats going on in here

>>4945 >whats going on in here Prof and Choli are fighting :( Vicky has a new movie out >>4581 Gay4Anya The gang grew doubtful that thread activity would pick up Animals joined the fun! ^____^ Alice's life turned around for the better. Good for Alice! Strawberry pie was shared among the group. Rachel brought the weird and ylyl. >>4777 one lost the game. >>4801 one won the game. Choli talked about otters with a newcomer. >>4845 >Sershie is pregulant! :3 >>4845 Rachel lewd fantasy. >>4881 Training egg posting. Roy Jay's legacy made a guest appearance. There's a spooktacular show of monsters. There's an invisible vs visible hula hoop contest. sorry if I left anything out

>>4946 I'm all caught up