>>57795 And we're back, ready to tackle another tale of terror from the Peach Creek files. Months have past since the Ed's lycanthrope escapades and life has mostly returned to normal. Though news of a coming SOLAR ECLIPSE has the Ed boys on edge, wondering if the strange celestial happening will portend a repeat of the past curse.

>>57807 Double D certainly feels the change in the air, waxing poetically about his experience as one of Garou. But all the while he finds himself stalked by a familiar figure, with an unfamiliar hunger.

>>57808 Marie Kanker, perennial foe of the Eds, drops down on Sockhead intent on draining his fluids in a much different way than usual, only speaking aloud the vampire's true name saves Double D from the Kanker kiss, and sends Marie away to suck cock (literally)

>>57809 The Hunters of the Cul-de-Sac rack their brains as to who could have inflicted this grevious death on Rolf's prized poultry, with Ed surprisingly (or not) making the guess that the deed could only have been done by a vampire, and speak of the devil, as the hunters gather their information, the newly turned Kankpires conspire in the shadows, Marie having mixed feelings about her dorkish prey

>>57810 Ed finally makes use of his love of fiction and fantasy, looking up all he can about vampires... from a Sci Fi wiki (must be the Blood Angels), coming to the conclusion that the appearance of vampires in their humble 'hood, and the coming Solar Eclipse, might mean dire consequences for the whole of Peach Creek

>>57811 The boys lay things out, that vampires have come to town hunting for Were-Ed blood, which is especially delectable during a Solar Eclipse, while Ed and Eddy rally the troop, Sockhead embarks on a mission to enemy territory, seeking a heart to heart with the bloodsucker he knows best.

>>57812 In the depths of the trailer park, Edward and Marie exposit their respective backstories, Marie filling in the information of how the Kankers came to be brides of the night and Edd retelling the Night of the Were-Ed for those who might have missed the original Ed-venture. We also gain confirmation that vampires and werewolves are opposites, but also drawn to one another.

>>57813 With his big brain working overtime, Double D hatches a plan. A plan no one in millennia ever considered, mixing the blood of werewolf and vampire (yes it's basically the plot of Underworld) Fearing that without the boost in strength his friends could be in danger, Sockhead beseeches Marie to give him her blood kiss, the two awkwardly embracing as new power burns in Edd's veins. And here is where we must end night 2 of 6. The Solar Eclipse is just beginning as Halloween draws closer, hope to see you here again soon.

>>57814 Just as the vampires bite exerts itself on our sockheaded protagonist, the foretold SOLAR ECLIPSE begins, bathing the whole of Peach Creek in its baleful shade. As the spirit of Kate Beckinsale movies overtakes him, Double D rises, mere Were-Ed no more, but the frightening, the powerful, the kind of looks like Chuck Mangione (RIP) DOUBLE DRACULA D! Meanwhile, with the Cul-De-Sac crusaders, in one of the grimmest scenes in fiction, Plank is slowly sharpened into a weapon to fight the undead terror, while Eddy appears decked out in a snazzy longcoat courtesy of his big bro (Hmm, wonder if he'll come up again?) Ed falls prey to the magic of the eclipse, returning to his feral were-ed self.

>>57819 As Ed comes to terms with his transformation (the willpower from last time ensuring that he is no danger to his allies) Double Drac rushes to join the fray, the turncoat third Kanker hot on his heels. Back at the battlefield May and Lee appear, the behive'd Kanker mocking the miserly Ed boy for the sorry state of his wood (he's got purge anxiety, give him some slack) while the blonde Kanker shows great interest in Ed's new canine form (you just know...)

>>57820 The hunters of Peach Creek begin their assault, the power of the newly vampiric Kankers proving too much for the strongest among them (Rolf having been hit fully with the Worf effect since last time), and while they play with their food, the head vampire (edgy mallgoth R63 Marceline looking ass) surveys the battle, relishing the idea of feasting on Were-Ed blood, while Double Drac quickly disabuses him of these notions by having him taste his own. With the battle now fully enjoined, things reach a fever pitch

Behold! Double Were-Dracula D in all his neckbearded glory! With his exposition delivered, he can throw his all into fighting the head vamp with the power of ANIME! Though on the Kanker front, the squishy humies of the Cul-de-Sac crusaders are no match for undead trailer skanks, and only with Marie's defection to they stand a chance. That being said, Eddy is prepared to master his fear, and strike the coup de grace once more!

>>57822 Mustering all the power of ANIME! he can, Eddy pierces count edgelord with his mighty Raikiri. Reducing him to naught by shadows burned away in the returning sun. And while peace settles over the warriors of Peach Creek, the strain of battle proves too much for Sockhead, the sheer power of his new form leaving his mortal shell bereft of life. In the end, he truly was a hero. Rest easy, Double D...

>>57823 Nah, I'm just fucking with you. Double D is alive and well, though not without more scars, mental, physical, and spiritual, from his second encounter with the supernatural. While things mostly settle back to normal, with the Eds and Kankers continuing their back and forth battle, something changes in Double D, no longer content for nightwalks with Ed, he invites the newly human again Marie.

>>57825 The new pull of the moon changes our dorkish hero in a way no one could have expected. He loses his virginity to a trailer park princess in a filthy junkyard. Hopefully he's got a sock for his other head. Either way, Ganbatte, Edward. Another adventure completed, another curse laid to rest. But the night of the were ed drags ever on, and there is one more curse to overcome. So join me tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion. NIGHT OF THE WERE-ED: ALL HALLOW'S EVE!

Thought it was Jack for a second there.

>>57827 Halloween fast approaches, three days yet remain, and so we begin the last of our spine tingling tales. Four years have passed in the humble burg of Peach Creek, four years since the frightful events of the night of the were-ed and the solar eclipse. Our favorite dorks are enjoying the spooky season in the only way one should, indulging in scary stories. And what is scarier than the spiritual origins of halloween, and the draw of the supernatural that colors it.

>>57840 Double D provides the necessary monologue, about how the supernatural forces are gathering again, how the events of the past, blah blah, we just read the first two stories. So to continue, Halloween night sees our heroes hosting a proper spooky/scary costume party! Eddy decked out in his brother's clothes (he sure has a lot of monster hunter type outfits...), Ed just going out like he usually is (just a smidge dirtier) and double d as the wicker man NOT THE BEES, and also some sluts... oh wait it's just the Kankers.

>>57841 Despite the Kanker shaped party foul, the night continues fairly smoothly. Much fun is had by all, but a halloween party just isn't complete without a girl vomiting black ink, signalling that something wicked has come to Peach Creek, namely Zombies! With Sarah turning, the undead kids of the cul-de-sac begin their onslaught, with our heroes cornered by deadites as the night goes to Hades.

>>57842 While these zombies seem to have dark souls, the red moon hanging above seems to suggest they might be borne of blood, with it's baleful light awakening the beast inside Sockhead and Lumpy. While some conspicuous crows watch overhead.

The return of the Were-Ed and Double Drac forms bring with them even more questions, namely Ed's retention of sanity while in said lupine form. A musing that is interrupted by a double barrel pressed in the face of Double D. On the Normie front, Eddy and the Kankers are surrounded by zombies, about to be torn to pieces by those they once called friend until Melonhead eats a 30-30 round to the dome, followed by every other denizen of the Cul-de-Sac eating lead in turn

The mysterious savior turns out to be Eddy's brother, but what could a disgraced carny like him be doing hunting monsters? With no time to hammer out the particulars, or even examine the situation our party of the living finds itself in, the group retreats to the one safe place in Peach Creek, the abandoned house from that one episode! The moon has risen, questions have been raised, and the night drags on to its inevitable conclusion. Here we end day 1 of 3, two parts remain until the Curse of the Were-Ed is banished for another 365 days. Be here and stay spooky.

>>57845 Welcome back, as we enter into day 2/3 of the march towards the thrilling climax of this most Ed-ifying of sagas, I must warn you that what we are about to witness is perhaps the most frightening part of this series, worse than werewolves, vampires, were-eds, or Double Draculas. FILLER! We start the Were-ed filler arc with some good old fashioned exposition, namely introducing Eddy's brother and handwaving his depiction in Big Picture Show, though notice his explanation is basically, "Oh yeah, that time I kicked the shit out of you three, man that was wild, but it was all to keep up appearances."

Oops, wouldn't be one of these threads if I didn't mess up at least once, but I forgot page 29

>>57855 Carrying on, Eddy's Bro explains that by becoming the Double Drac, Sockhead has UPSET THE NATURAL ORDER! thus bringing the curse of undeath upon humble Peach creek, and in the exposition also explains why the Kankers and Eddy are immune from the Blood Moon curse (doesn't explain why the Kankers aren't vampires again, but details.) While Bro wants to go the Kevin route and enact TDD (Total Dork Death), the combination of a whiny younger brother and a screeching trailer park princess makes him relent (as any man would for the sake of his hearing), though with the ultimatum that they have one hour to find a solution or else Double D is going to eat some Double Aught buckshot.

>>57857 I also should mention that in addition to the Filler arc, this section is also the dreaded Shipping Arc During the downtime, as the various Eds and their respective Kanker break apart to spend the hour given, we see a small snippet of each of them, starting with Ed and May, where they encounter a rather abruptly appearing jester skeleton whose only purpose is setting up a meet cute between the lovably lummox and the blonde kanker.

>>57858 Next comes Double D and Marie. Since we basically got their romance arc in the previous story, we only get a small scene to reaffirm their feelings for each other, then quickly move onto the next vignette.

For the last section, we get Eddy and Lee, having a sex reversed version of every "teaching another person to shoot" scene in every action-romance movie, which unlike the others gets interrupted by Eddy's bro, proving that it runs in the family since he also has the hots for trailer park Shermie, which Lee quickly settles with a fist to the face (and there's those crows again...) After all that romantic nonsense, double d reemerges from his sanctum of books (Dork!), joining the rest save ed and may, which are quickly located, and we get the horrifying confirmation that being the blonde kanker means she got all the typical blonde traits (namely being airheaded and into bestiality) I'll let you party with that as we end it here for tonight, but come back tomorrow for the thrilling, spine tingling conclusion, fittingly on All Hallow's Eve.

>>57860 And forgot there's a five image maximum, so here's the last pic.

>>57861 Welcome back to this, the last installment of Night of the Were-Ed! Halloween night is upon us, and the curse has reached its apex. It only remains for us to see it to the conclusion. The Filler arc comes to an end with Sockhead expositing (as he does best) saying that the curse of the red moon is arbitrary, and so the results are whatever the author decides should happen random, explaining the inconsistencies. But on the bright side, the curse can be lifted by re-enacting the ancient Samhain rituals, giving offerings to the pagan gods and placating the restless spirits, though Eddy's hunter's instinct realizes there's more to the plan than meets the eye. But with the knowledge in hand, our team strides off to enact the ritual, and it wouldn't be a zombie story without working in "Removing the head or destroying the brain"

>>57887 With all the ANIME! power usually reserved for the boss monsters in these stories, the Ed boys and company plow through the zombified denizens of the Cul-de-Sac, ripping limbs, scoring headshots and otherwise clearing a path to their true goal, the Peach Creek dump, and a fortuitously placed tank of Hank Hill's favorite zombie removal tool.

>>57888 With a single shot, the pro-pain does it's job and sets up the ritual as described. Only as Eddy suspected, the burnt offering (oy vey, I remember the Eddocaust) is Double D, only by sacrificing the being upsetting the natural order can things go back to normal, and so caught between a rock and a hard place, Eddy pulls the trigger. The only thing going through Edward's mind, besides a 45-70 Govt. round, is a feeling of calm acceptance. Rest in peace, Sockhead, your Curse (of the Were-Ed) has been lifted.

>>57889 It would be except something else has plans for the sockheaded Ed boy, something from the mists of history. For you see this night when the old gods cast their eye towards mortals once more has brought the attention of none other than MOTHERFUCKING ODIN, THE ALLFATHER down upon Double D, his escapades these last five years has seen him deemed worthy of being counted as one of the warriors of Odin, slaying beasts and winning glory in his name. And... he's a big gay wolf, not even a cool one eyed version of Rolf. Though needless to say, in accepting Odin's offer, Double D is returned to life, reborn by the intervention of the aesir (Checkmate, xtians!)

>>57890 With Double D back to life, the mood improves considerably. The night is back to normal and all the cul-de-sac kids got home safe and sound (in a little blink and you miss it mention that left most people reading convinced the Eds just murdered their friends and family) With a confirmation the shipping arc has born fruit, Eddy's brother decides that it's too gay for him, so he goes off to hunt more beasties, with Eddy swearing a vow he'll be a better hunter than him like he's Gon or something

>>57891 With Halloween night now restored, the Eds decide to continue their party with just their Kanker gfs. Looking for Spookyville (though now it's probably more Spussyville, I'd guess) Though after that, we jump ahead a week, as the Eds walk through Peach creek, the new enlightened and Asatru-pilled Double D monologues about his future as Odin's strongest soldier, with Ed and even Eddy joining him on his eternal quest of slaying monsters and having annoying arguments with Christians and Atheists on /pol/ But with a final blessing from the All-Father, we set the curse of the were-ed to rest for another year. It's been fun coming back, even if I was a little rusty. Thank you for bearing with me, and I hope that the next year brings nothing but (Odin's) blessings for us and our board. Happy Halloween, everybody!

>>57893 Always a treat to reread each year.