>>11123 This, but the other way around

God I love man tits

>>11125 Chewing, gnawing, sucking, biting, demolishing man tits like they owe me money

>>11126 I'm considering making a gay furry or something JUST to do this

>get a PM >I was wondering if you'd be interested in giving [user] the man of her dreams? *insert a lot of random bullshit about him being good and romance things* >check his profile, one of those "I'm way too perfect, are you worth me?" males. >go back >[PM User] has logged out 5 minutes passed from the time the PM was sent until he disconnected.

Based tred. >>11129 I still gotta jump this wolf's bones soon.

>>11129 I can't promise any good partners

>>11131 >get a PM >someone interested in my char and asking if I'm interested too >check quickly >one minute before I say yes >they disconnect literally a second after I reply *stare*

>>11132 This maid gets spanked DAILY

I genuinely believe that some of the 4chan /flg/'ers are mentally ill, and I pray for those who simply wanna talk ERP in that God forsaken place

>>11135 Please don't spank meeeee! I didn't miss a shelf when I was dusting, did I? I made sure to wipe down every window, too! Whatever I did wrong, I'll make up for it! Spanking is one of the most based kinks and I don't care how normie-tier that take is. >>11136 Some people just want to stick to what they know. I'd post there more, too, but I want to spite schizocucky more than I want to leave the peaceful bunkertred.

>>11129 Normally not into furries, but for him, I'd make an exception.

>>11120 Shilling my qt again (if you prefer pure pinks, check the other one in my list). https://www.f-list.net/c/karino%20gema

>>11143 Bookmarked...

Name one good shota. I'll wait.

>>11145 Me! :D

man chat search fucking sucks

>>11145 BSC

>>11118 >TQ

>>11145 In theory, shotas beng so trashy is kind of appealing. In theory.

>>11145 Me (I'm trying my hardest)

>>11150 I'd like shotas a lot more if they consented to me twisting their heads off like pill-bottle caps.

>>11150 If they weer like this I'd snort so many shotas

>>11153 Bro..... >>11154 Shotasnorter......

>>11149 Would Would hard Not sure on what profile But would hard.

>>11145 My experience is that a lot of shotas are really bad at making profiles, but are actually pretty good players

>>11144 Good girl/boy.

A while ago on flg someone posted about this game and I was curious, but they told me it wasn't good, just had good fan ar.t Now my timeline is full of this sexy bastard. Anon, I blame you for this.

>>11155 I like hung brats...

>>11160 Same! Let's like them together!

>>11160 I fear my brat is too hung for flg

>>11162 Post them now.

>>11160 My brat is too hung. His cock won't fit in you hole...

>>11163 https://www.f-list.net/c/population%20bomb

>>11164 >you hole Wow, misogynistic phrasing, much!?

>>11166 **your hole Some keys on my keyboard doesn't register when they're not fully pressed...

>>11167 I was being playful anon. :)

>>11165 is this /c/ based on the book of the same name?

>>11169 Yeah, actually It was inspired by the idea of a population boom. But like, for fetish reasons, rather than for population control reasos.

Good morning /flg/!!!

>>11171 hello fren

>>11171 Uhm... It's midnight anon...

my life for a meter that shows how many people who bookmarked are on the site without identifying them I need to know if it's bad luck or if everyone is purely watching my downfall into schizophrenia >>11171 gm

There's too much namefagging on the other thread, I'm just gonna hang out here for a while. Channel RP, is it ever worth it? That's the question of the day.

>>11175 I would say no, but there are a few gem rooms that actually enforce RP and ban cuddleposters. Level Drain is one of them, but admittedly the average poster there is pretty low quality. There are some good people, but meh.

>>11175 You'll bring the 4chan stink with you. Please reconsider.

>>11175 sleepy...

>>11175 There's no one worth playing with in public that you wouldn't do better playing with in private

>>11172 Hi!!! >>11173 Not for me, it's 8am! >>11174 Morning!

>>11180 J-Japanchad?!

>>11175 Channel RP is the single best way to advertise your ability to roleplay. While I haven't done it in a good while, every time I found an opportunity to do so it's netted me several super interested partners.

>>11180 aussie-sama...

>>11181 >>11183 They are foes

>>11180 My fellow Australian...

>>11182 This I can agree on. Even some mild semi-IC talk can get you a lot of interest.

>>11176 I disagree on the posters there being low quality on average. Most of the regulars are a good, average roleplayer and occasionally there's a spike of way weaker people (Like that wolf king dude who's been popping up, which basically everyone ignores because he has that stink to him)

>someone using "^^" in a public channel *points* Germoid.

>>11187 Maybe it's a timezone curse but during EU hours it absolutely is on the lower end of the spectrum for quality. I've gotten a lot of good play through it though, just also a lot of people I had to decline.

>>11181 Wrong, >>11183 is right! >>11185 Hello my fellow upside down-er!

>>11189 I'm not around during peak EU hours so that might be different.

>>11191 Forever cursed as an euchud...

>>11192 >tfw euchud, but have a fucked sleep schedule

>>11193 That used to be me, but now... I'm normal... I hate it. I want to RP until 6am!!!

>>11194 >tfw rp'd until 5am yesterday >just got up from the computer and went to work as usual I love being a FREAK

>>11194 >hate super lax uni schedule >know I'll miss it when I have a job

>>11195 >>11196 That's the worst part for me. I have the most flexible schedule ever since I am self employed. But at some point my schedule fixed itself and I can't unfix it!!!

>>11182 Teach me the ways doko... I can never find a good time to insert myself into the conversation

>>11196 It's only going to get worse for you.

>>11199 >become rich and famous >but can no longer typefuck on the regular

>>11200 I was gonna post something relevant but I was distracted by you posting a good pic.

>>11201 Happens

>>11177 That's the plan, I've spent the last hour shitposting about namefags to ruin the thread, now I'm coming here where it's quiet and cozy. The war has a few regiments.

>>11120 >>11125 >>11129 >>11149 >>11159 FUCK. I need to make a twunk or ambush blue. You faggots.

>>11175 The last time I remember doing channel RP was...uh...before I even knew what /flg/ was. It was actually a lot of fun, as low-effort as a lot of it was. Something about it all being public made it more exciting, too. Granted, I don't see in-channel RP nearly as much any more, but I respect people who do it. I keep meaning to chat more in other public channels, but I just never know when to jump into a conversation. I forget how I even started with /flg/, honestly. I think I just did one-off shitposts a lot until I got some replies and loosened up...

>>11203 kys, as someone who stopped using that thread, you shouldn't shit up the other place

>>11202 Only thing that's missing is the BDSM gear on the pinks. Because they don't deserve to be more than enslaved horseholsters.

>>11204 Will he let me suck his tits?

>>11208 Yes.

>>11198 Honestly. I haven't done it in ages. But when I did, it was because these things lined up >I was speaking semi-IC >Someone who was interested enough in me to not approach but still chat was in the channel >The channel was not already filled top to bottom with unfuckable profiles and cliquefags who don't reply to non clique members As such, kind of a shitfest trying to get that now. But if you find yourself in a situation where all three line up, kudos.

>>11159 He's the Sultan from Sultan's Game. He's basically a sorcerer king who inherited the throne and quickly got bored of maintaining his kingdom after overcoming every challenge he faced. His debauchery even got boring resulting in the titular Sultan's Game being offered to him by a mysterious witch bitch. The game in question has tiers of cards split between Carnality, Conquest, Bloodshed, and Extravagance of four tiers ranging from Stone, to Glass, to Silver, and Gold. People and contexts each have their own tier determined by their social class, the scale of the context, etc. To fulfill a Stone Bloodshed card you can kill a random street urchin, to fulfill a Gold Bloodshed card you must kill something or someone on par with the Sultan himself. In the context of the game itself you're a random noble that speaks up against the Sultan's shenanigans so he has you play the game in his stead, giving you 7 days to fulfill a card with the consequence for failure being execution and success being to draw another card.

>>11211 It's true, but that doesn't mean I can fuck him

>>11209 Alright what will you make him for Gotta decide what to approach on

>>11212 >forced to buy an overly expensive bird >get raped Life is suffering for our hero.

>>11213 I don't know yet. Everything posted was great but I'm now looking through refs.

make her

>>11215 No idea what you wanna fuck yet?

>>11216 I'll fix your curse later, Abbers.

>>11217 I'm dumb. I thought you meant what I was making him for in terms of story or setting. Blues pref. Purple or pink yes. Likely go switch as him.

>>11218 whomstve

>There's more than a single Aussie in this thread Post your kinks and preferences, NOW.

>>11221 We should have a few and a kiwi.

>>11219 >Blues pref OOh, a challenge, I accept Twink? Twunk? Twank?

>>11216 For very indulgent and gratuitous prostate exams.

>>11221 Uhh... Sex?

>>11223 Twank? Now that's a term I don't know. Twunk, twink, or muscled ambushes.

>>11222 I'm one of those two things you mentioned, which is why I'm doing askies. :3c >>11225 Yes....?

>>11216 For blues only, with facesitting, ass worship and rimming (r) in omega No

>>11221 Sorry nonny, but my autism and anxiety combined has ensured that no matter how hard I try, my F-list virginity remains intact

I want this.

>>11229 As in you don't even have an account but still hang around in tred? How does that even happen? How did you find your way here?

>>11224 Nobody likes fingering and fisting.

>>11231 No I have an account I just fizzle out around the profile-making stage

>>11221 >Two namefags are known to be aussies >Surprised there's more than one Anon...?

>log in >0 Notes from my favorite anon about how they plan to rape me until I pass it and then rape me some more until THEY pass out Siiiiiiiigh.

>>11235 >log in >0 notes from anyone ever period WEEEEEEHHHHHHH

Shotas in yes. Shememes in yes. Mascblues in no. Cock milking in yes. Femdom in yes. Rape in yes. Hypnosis in yes. Kissing in yes. Tailjobs in yes. Feminization in yes.

>>11237 >Mascblues in no. :(

MAKE HER

>>11239 BLC in no!

>>11240 I HAVE MORE THAN JUST BLCS AAAAIEEEEEEEEE

>>11241 Prove it.

>>11239 For BSC only

>>11234 I unironically don't pay that much attention to thread personalities, and I am also autistic enough to be unable to pick up any discernible "typing patterns" from users in this thread, so I can't identify anyone that way, either. I'm basically the perfect fligger.

>>11244 I have to start saying strewth, ridgy didge and fair dinkum for anon to recognise me as Australian...

>>11245 Unironically yes. I also keep thinking about the anons who started talking in brit speak for a few posts a few threads ago and how that was kind of hot.

>Start chatting with someone for some previous planning >Explain what I want and listen to their ideas >They say: "The more you explain, the less sexy it'll be, but I understand what youre after!" That's... Kind of a way to kill the mood, honestly.

>>11239 Already fucking doing this

>>11247 They're just trying to stop you from plooning anon

>>11247 NTA but I know if we constantly discuss the scene rather than play it, I get bored and lose my drive to play it.

>>11247 are they a sub? never trust anything a sub says when they're horny, devious creatures

>>11249 :( >>11250 Well... It wasn't honestly that long of a discussion; we were just discussing the settings for it. >>11251 They were a dom.

>>11247 just a partner type diff

>>11247 Drop then

>>11246 One of those was me, the issue is that old cultivated Australian is just British. While old broad leads you to the realm of "I ain't here to fuck spiders, them some great ol' brace and bits. Got me some sennas so how about youse git ova 'ere"

>>11247 Continuation. >Tjeu do the starting message, around 3 paragraphs with two lines each. Pretty normal. >I reply with a single 3-line paragraph. >Highlighting that the only thing I could do at that moment was to walk across the bus and sit in the last seat, just beside him. So there wasn't much for me to do. (Usually write around 2 paragraphs with 3-4 lines each if I have something to play with). >They say: "(Is that your post length preference?)" >>11253 >>11254 I'm about to leave them there, holy shit.

Junkoanon? I know you're a fucking Kangaroonigger.

>>11256 That's not a lot. From either of you.

>>11248 SHILL RIGHT NOW.

>>11255 This is truly a "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?" moment and yet I understand it completely.

>>11258 Not complaining about that. Silly anon. Also, is really 2 paragraphs with 3-4 lines each, not that much? I usually get a lot of people being like "wow", so I just thought the average was way lower.

>>11221 I'm home for a bit before I have to go pick someone up, but I'm Aussie >>11120 https://www.f-list.net/c/Jodian%20Kyse/ Biggest kinks are hypnosis related stuff, anal and rimming, musk and lamias. Generally I like the main 3 F-List genders of most kinds except super masc men, like your merc daddies and bear baras. Though, mommy types, muscular women and gyarus are some of my favourites.

>>11259 I meant you're already ritual posting "make her", retard

>>11260 Tfw no Australian girl to go "I ain't here to fuck spiders. Oh wait, I am."

>>11263 Yeah shut the fuck up and make her loser

>>11261 Give us a character count. Lines are a useless metric given how we don't know your window size or your zoom level. From the sounds of it I'd consider that a very short post length and it's well below flooooger average.

Get that ass banned

>>11257 literally who

>>11257 >picrel you just know

>>11257 The blacked one or the oldfag one?

My reply (the walking and sitting one): 705 words Their reply to that (NO starting message): 677 My (probably) average reply when there are things to play with rather than... Walking and sitting: 2074 words. Took this from some other random chat. Also, I never thought of that tbh... I always try to go for 3-4 lines in my main monitor. Moved the window towards my smaller one, and yeah, I can see the difference.

>>11271 do you mean words or characters

>>11271 2k words aka ~10k-12k characters is a decent post size. To get ~700 words aka ~3k characters to be only 8 lines you basically need to be playing full screen at 4K resolution which most people don't do. Most people here use characters since that's what the chat number thingy at the top right of the post is.

>>11271 I forgot to reply... >>11266 Also, I mean characters. Checking words just made it worse but... Here is it: Their words: 121 My words: 133 My (probably) avrg words per response: 378 Is not that much... But whatever. >>11272 Characters on that one.

>>11273 >2k words aka ~10k-12k characters, is a decent post size. Damn. Then I'm really below the average... Tho I never had a partner who writes more than I do, it is either less or pretty similar.

>>11275 10-12k is *not* the average anon. I can promise you that.

>>11273 >10k-12k >"decent" Maybe if you're playing with GHC

>>11273 >2k words aka ~10k-12k characters is a decent post size. Nonsense. Most people average around 3,000-4,000 characters. 6,000 is fairly high, and 7,000-10,000+ is generally overwrought but some typemachines do it.

>>11273 >2k words Just write short stories by yourself at that point.

>>11277 >>11278 >>11279 Oh... So it's not only me who found that "2k words decent size" weird. That relieves me a little of finding someone who actually writes like that, and I just... Can't keep the rhythm. >>11276 Thanks for clarifying Anonie!

>post your reply >other person writes an entire small story about what his character is doing while yours is completely locked in stasis during it all

>>11280 >Oh... So it's not only me who found that "2k words decent size" weird. It's not weird. It's out of touch.

>>11278 I'd say average is a bit higher than 4k, although the median is definitely around there. I've run into more people doing 8k than I have people doing 1k or 2k, which means the average gets skewed above 4k. Decent also doesn't mean average, although that could be a cultural connotation difference.

>>11268 You wouldn't get it...

>>11278 >>11283 The average flgger is putting out 2.5k posts at most for the high average, sorry to tell you. If you think the average is 4k you are out of touch.

>>11285 I am the average flgger

>>11285 In /flg/ and the rest of f-list, I've usually observed 3 to 4k. 7k+ though? Nah, that's fairly unusual and also tends to be stifling with most players.

>>11287 As someone who plays with GHC occasionally, playing with him skews my average up because of his high output, but if I'm playing with some rando my average will be between 1-3k characters

>posting ads on two characters at the same time >seeing my own ad Heh.

God I hope that rabbit makes.

>>11283 The avg is defo around the 2-4k mark yeah.

>>11285 i'd say my average is around 3k-4k myself. i can get up into the 7k+ territory, but that's only with specific partners that really bring it out of me.

As a 100cpm snail, you don't want me making posts bigger than 3k

>>11288 It's why I wouldn't play with GHC. It just seems like being forcefed a lot of alphabet spaghetti. Everyone has their style, though.

>>11293 Same here. I've had many a partner be both impressed and a little intimidated by how much I *can* post and ask me to do less, but I'm sure that's also just as much up to the fact I'm a slow ass typist as much as anything else.

>>11292 Every 1k my writing starts taking exponentially longer. The first 3-4k can be 15-20 min if I'm driven. 6k? Already hitting the 35-40 mark, I think. 10-12k? Over an hour. It's why I prefer to stick with 3-4k. It also makes things a little more fluid.

My average is around 3k but if I'm reaaaaaaaaally in the mood I can easily write around 10k before realizing it and then I have to follow up with a [sub]Oops! I got a little too into it ehe...✨[/sub]

>>11296 i just did 4k for a friend on discord and it took me 12 mins so that sounds about right to me.

>people don't average 8k+ here Posers.

>>11298 So you had to make 2 posts? Discord messages have a default 2k char limit, no?

>>11300 it was three paragraphs so i just split it up into three parts, but yeah.

>>11300 That or they're a nitro paypiggie.

>>11302 Nitropiggies get the hookies.

Averaging the last 3 non-finisher posts of the last 10 anons I played with gives me an average post size of 5.5k

>>11284 Explain it to me then

this talk about post size is making me depressed

>>11306 Writelet

>>11306 Play with me :)

>>11306 I play with anons who post 2k on average! I play with anons who post 11k on average! Don't give up.

Reminder that if anons come back to play with you again, they liked your writing

>>11306 Why?

>>11306 Writing more doesn't make you a god tier writer. >t. 10k writer who also does 1-2k and has fun with it

>>11312 I think a core part of the angst/disconnect between anons is that there's a difference between being a 10k writer doing 1k and a writer who is only ever capable of pushing themselves to 1k. However, as someone who has done RPs ranging from 1.5k average to 10x that I can say that I'm capable of enjoying any of those. It all depends on the type of scene, with some having dynamics that push the post size right down unless you want to unpack every single quiver of a finger or twitch of an eyebrow. It isn't uncommon to have RPs where the post size varies between 2k and 7k depending on what's going on. I'm also definitely not a god-tier writer.

10k+ posts get oppressively railroaded

10k posts are the only time I'm having fun with RP

You can railroad just as easily with a 2k posts as you can with a 10k post

>Check back in console to see if I missed anything 10:12[user]BUNNY X777[/user] has sent you a friend request. 10:21[user]BUNNY X777[/user] has sent you a friend request. 10:29[user]BUNNY X777[/user] has sent you a friend request. 10:38[user]BUNNY X777[/user] has sent you a friend request. 10:43[user]BUNNY X777[/user] has sent you a friend request. AIEEEEEEEE

>>11306 As a 10ker the peak of my enjoyment is at around about 3.8k~ It's what I can produce comfortably at a reasonable pace, provides enough content to be satisfying without being overbearing and too much to digest. Higher is really only reserved for high-effort partners that you know you absolutely click with and it doesn't matter what they do because you'll enjoy whatever direction they'll take and you can bounce off of it with them back and forth. >tfw write my posts as if we're in a living breathing world and not just a small slice of a pocket world made exclusively for the designated dick to go into the designated hole despite knowing full well none of my partners will ever call my bluff and offer up consequences

>>11318 Shill

>Keeping track of post sizes Holy aspergers

>>11318 I'm gonna be honest: I've never actually encountered a void sexer.

Generic anime girl: I sleep Generic anime girl with a sword: REAL SHIT Why am I like this?

>>11322 generic anime girl: I sleep generic anime girl with huge boobs: REAL SHIT story of my life

>>11322 You are so real for this, anonnie.

>>11323 so true, bestie.

>>11323 So true!

>>11323 You like tits.

>>11327 You're right. I love your tits.

>>11323 So true, queen!

>>11323 Swords, jirai kei, hanfu (thank fuck this is becoming so common now), visual kei, punk kei, gigantic tits...I have a lot of weaknesses.

>>11329 >Melon scrubbed all their stuff off of twitter Aaaiiiiiieeeee

>>11327 Titcow art, from that artist??? Zamn!

>>11330 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRV8D3a6C9M for you

>>11333 I already know this but thank you, anon.

what are horse girls with huge tits that arent marvelous sunday

>>11334 I have had this shit glued to my brain since I first heard it, send help

>>11335 Might I suggest horsegirls with huge ass instead?

>>11337 I'll accept huge asses too, sure.

>>11336 Sorry anon but I think you might have terrible taste what an ear-grating fucking noise that "song" was.

>>11335 You will now make Daiwa Scarlet.

Should I start working on that OC I've been thinking of making once this RP is over?

>>11339 I don't recall saying it was good, only that it was stuck my head send help

>>11341 What OC are you making?

>>11336 At least you don't have some 20min-long YTP stuck in your head. That was me for a while.

i like to pretend that horse girls are built for horse sized dicks and they have naturally stretchy / deep cunts.

>>11340 I did consider her, but I think my friend has her so they wouldn't be able to fuck me :(

>>11345 So, the F-list standard package?

>tfw slowly picking up grudges and falling out of taste with a long term partner I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone

>>11348 What are they doing

>>11343 TES OC. I'm thinking around 3E 400-410 kind of period for ease. Hircine cultist that basically begs Hircine to lock them into the hybrid form of their were-shit (thinking werefox for the meme even though they are never mentioned in lore, basically derived from how the daggerfall *thropes are basically the AD&D ones from the time and D&D eventually expanded that to be any animal. If not then idk wereshark or werecroc probably) with continual human sacrifices. Mostly targeting the daughters (and theoretically sons but we know what shota quality is like on f-list) of nobles/merchants. The weakness of the target being offset by the guards and other barriers in the way of the hunt, and thus still being pleasing to Hircine. Lots of filth and pussy smothering and the like through the human sacrifice. I was tempted to go weredolphin as some kind of cursed alliance between Molag Bal and Hircine for obvious reasons but that desire is fading.

>>11349 Rimming (giving) going from a hard no to a firm yes.

>>11351 Sounds like THEY should drop YOU.

>>11338 And they're giant/horse sized too, right?

>>11351 This used to be me ngl...

>>11351 Okay, I'll stop offering. You told me you wanted me to rim you...

>>11347 i try to avoid it usually. i like sexual damage like tearing, stretching, and gaping. i don't go whole hog psychopath when i describe it, but i like size to matter. even if, yeah, you're usually right, and most people want that shit to get handwaved away, i try to pull for more detail regarding that kind of thing.

>>11350 Funny you mention TES, I'm losing my mind trying to get DyndoLOD to work for Skyrim.

>>11356 I do like me some stretching and gaping, but ultimately I'm not a gore/permanent damages fan so even if it is a long struggle, things turn out alright in the end.

>>11349 sorry for being vague, but I just can't get over some shit they did

>>11357 Surely the TES scene isn't dead on f-list, since it's easy enough to alter fantasy OCs/characters to fit in on a superficial level...

>>11351 Should be going to fave obviously yeah

>>11360 It probably is dead, but really shouldn't be as dead. Probably the only TES characters you're gonna get is an Argonian Maid and Serana.

>>11362 Speaking of dead fandoms: basically every fandom seems way more dead than it used to be. Shadowrun, Warhammer (fantasy or 40k), Gundam, there's so much shit that you used to see around a lot more which just...doesn't exist any more. I wonder what happened.

>>11363 >I wonder what happened. There's no way this is an actual question. Nobody is this oblivious. It has to be bait to start an argument because what happened and is currently happening is obvious with a 3 second look.

Just for context, my profile is around a girl who posts lewd images of herself. >get a PM >Highlights that my profile is about what I explained >I just reply with a confirmation >He warns me about weirdos that may think that is an IRL thing >I say that it will probably be fine >Wishes me fun, and if I ever "put on a show" I should let them know ...huh.

>>11365 You probably have some people like that on the site yeah

>>11363 >dead fandoms >none of them are dead in the slightest you just have to join their discord faggot

>>11367 >Discord a fate worse than death ngl

>>11368 >man refuses to adapt to cultural changes around him >wonders where everyone went and why no one is down at the watering hole I don't like Discord either but you sound like an annoying twerp.

Imagine your fandom only surviving on discord. That's dire.

>>11370 That's WHAT

>>11205 Channel RP is really fun, it's just so hard to get channel interaction because it's either dead or full of cuddleposters using up all the oxygen in the room. >>11159 The game isn't terrible! It's just mostly kinda dry resource management ala a european board game, and I want a VN with the sultan.

>>11371 dire wolfgirl, dire wolfdaddy, dire wolfslut, dire puppy, bundle of sticks, nine tails old, vtumor, lazy lucoa, magical mommy

>>11374 But wolfdaddy doesn't exist...

>>11367 I didn't say I was talking about on f-list since I figured that was bleedingly obvious from the reply chain and thus didn't need to be stated. I suppose I need to make it even more obvious: Whether they are active on AO3 or discord or on forums doesn't matter since this is and always was a discussion about f-list. >>11364 No, I actually don't know why you see fewer profiles (both in gross number and proportionally) compared to a decade ago. 40k (as an example) is still going strong elsewhere, so why is it dead on f-list?

>>11374 Don't forget: Abuse Addict Alice, that shefaggy Fiora (League), Kidnight, the pink version of her Lucoa

>>11376 >so why is it dead on f-list? You've just activated that anons trap card, "Tranny rant".

>>11378 NO FUCK NO PLEASE GOD NO PLEASE FUCK

>>11372 >that image make him so i can gradually wear him down and turn him into a devoted meatdildo.

>>11363 I will revive fandoms with more 2000's anime canon /c/'s.

>>11376 Who the fuck wants to ERP in Warhammer 40k? Or Gundam? What the fuck are you talking about anon, you're on the wrong website.

>>11382 Normal Warhammer I've done RPs in. But I'm also a monster fucker who wanted to get swarmed and bred by Skaven.

>>11382 >Who the fuck wants to ERP in Warhammer 40k? One of my first F-list profiles was a Krieg waifu using that one 1d4chan ref. I didn't know shit about the canon though. Funny enough, had some alright story play with an IG Blue. >Gundam Only watched IBO and a little early UC but I'd fuck a Fumitan or Kudelia.

>>11382 Some of my first ERPs on the website were set in 40k. The community was relatively active then. It had nothing on the 2hu community but it wasn't hard to do some grungy hive world shit or to have trench sex with a Krieger or to do TotallyNotEisenhorn/Ravenor Dark Heresy RP. Why wouldn't people want to ERP in 40k? I have no clue why f-list seems paradoxically more alive (far more people to talk to) and more dead (far fewer active fandoms) than it was 10+ years ago. I did two 40k RPs in the past few months/year but it tends to be between two non-40k profiles. How about we blame Women of Warhammer/Samyana for leaving?

>>11382 >Who the fuck wants to ERP in Warhammer 40k I do!!

Anyone else get a bit worried when your typefucking partners are much more popular than you? I want to complain about a thing they do to them but I'm sure they'll just drop me like a bag of bricks and go to any of their other 998 partners

Who WOULDN'T want to ERP in Warhammer 40k?

>>11387 Yes. It's why I approach and groom newer writers. Get them into my own kinks.

>>11382 Me. I want to breed SoBs. My perfect white-haired supreme specimens of humanity. Together we'll out-produce the Kriegsman and turn into a bastion of humanity the likes of which hasn't been seen since Cadia. Our spawn will spread to other worlds and start the cycle anew, creating the perfect warriors for the Emperor.

>Gacha canon (cute) >Gacha canon (yuribait) >Titcow pink >Story-driven cyberpunk thot Which /c/ do I log into?

>>11380 Onahole bobeit

>>11380 Sorry, but I want to rape him, not play him.

>>11390 >Only wants to fuck SoBs from The Order of Our Martyred Lady Ebon Chalice sisters...we lost...

>>11393 Who is this cutie? They're from a game?

>>11395 He's from a gay manhwa called Ennead. Seems kinda mid, but the boys are hot.

>>11382 >Who the fuck wants to ERP in Warhammer 40k?

>>11396 TY. I was about to buy Sultan's Game if it had both him and the sultan.

>>11397 ghc...

>>11399 Surprisingly not but I do enjoy cute girls suffering horrible fates all the same.

>>11399 Not me, none of my 40k profiles are orks. Although I have obviously played them before, even if it has been a while. Most of my recent 40k RPs have been hiveworld stuff.

>>11391 Yuri

>>11398 God, I fucking wish! I'd be eating so good I wish I still had an interest in playing blues. All the good blue players are mostly interested in other blues and congregate in spaces dedicated to that.

Inb4 that anon who approached me today was the burneranon and I rejected them...

>>11404 I don't want to bait you, but it sounds like my experience from today. No hard feelings.

>>11405 How many hours ago? That's a way to determine without revealing anything.

>>11382 I've raped multiple members of the adeptus mechanics with my lizardman. (And fallen asleep multiple times as well mid RP)....

>>11406 3-4 hours ago. This also shouldn't oust me, but I originally approached your profile on my burner before following up on one of my /c/s today. Part of me hopes I'm not the same anon, but it's water under the bridge and you clearly weren't into it so I get it.

>>11408 Yeah that sounds like it lines up. I'll say that our discussion in notes and in chat was pretty different, at least to me. One being focused a lot more on story beats than the other. However such is life and I'm sorry it happened. I know you'll find what you're looking for.

>>11407 ** will do that to you, yeah

>>11409 Story beats? This might not actually be the right anon. I had shown interest in a new fetish via the burner. My anon and I were seeing how well we'd mix if we explored that. We never got onto story.

it was me i turned you down i ghosted you i cucked you i am all the world's evil combined into one singular anon. I am the schizo, I am the namefag, I am the alpha and the omega. I am anime, I am furry, I am the BLC and the hag at the same time.

It was me, actually

>>11411 Yeah that isn't right then Weird coincidence, huh?

>>11412 are you cute? >/////<

>>11415 yeah and now I'm gonna have breedsex you while that other anon watches!

>>11416 >have breedsex you Not cute...

>>11417 >implying breedsex can't be cute ew...never mind, get away from me.......

>>11416 Nooo... I was saving myself for nonny!

The best kind of sub is the kind of sub who will instantly switch their status from "Looking" to either "Online" or "Busy" when you start a chat with them. And I plan to keep that opinion a fact with my life.

Cute throatsex

>Go looking >Get 5 approaches >Not interest in any of them >Feel bad about turning them down >Just log out and play with a friend on an alt instead

>>11423 That's crazy. I had this EXACT same thing happen to me, except I didn't get any approaches and I didn't have a friend to play with after I logged off.

>>11424 can you post your /c/ so I can laugh at you? :D

>>11423 This, besides that part with the friend :(

>>11425 https://www.f-list.net/c/lahmao

>>11428 You should turn this character into a jade-like chink beauty for cultivation scenes.

>>11429 I got filtered into life as an outer disciple, not gonna happen...

>>11430 That's just what the high-earth-immortal daoists want you to believe, anon-chang. The truth is, your soul core is the reincarnation of the heavenly emperor west pheonix buddha, you just need to find your lucky hidden item and unlock your true potential....

>>11429 I hate how few cultivation RPs I get to do

>>11432 I made a daoist cultivator shefag at one point (She fucked up her breakthrough in her haste and became a monstergirl, so is now crippled in the long term)

>>11429 >>11432 Whats a cultivation RP?

>>11434 xianxia

Story-driven slow-burn military girl with a dark and serious backstory who exclusively does vanilla kinks and trauma-play.

>>11433 Oh fuck, that's hot actually. >At one point No....don't tell me she suffered qi deviation....

>>11435 Presume I'm retarded enough to use flg >>11433 So, she was a human who became a monster through... cultivating chi?

>>11436 And she gets blacked?

>>11439 No >.> That's what my non-serious army girl is for.

>>11437 She did... she was rash and unwise... But I still have the profile! I just don't use her much anymore. If you give me a burner or something I'll link it. I don't want to shill publicly because I was doing some gender-play with a partner, so she's set to blue atm and has some other mildly embarrassing stuff going on.

>>11441 Oh, you're /c/pained ascent Nevermind.

>>11442 I guess we know why you don't get your cultivator shefaggies then

>>11441 RIP. Sorry that other anon outed you. if it makes you feel better, though, that stuff doesn't put me off! >>11442 Hey man, why you gotta be a cockbag?

>>11444 I'll second it and say it's a nice profile. But I'm also gay as fuck.

>>11442 >>11441 >Usually dom Original cultivation bitcher here You will be squealing soon

>>11434 >>11438 To put it in a somewhat blasé way, cultivation is a story genre that, in essence, is basically Dragon Ball Z on the most purely refined hyper crack-cocaine you can imagine.

>>11447 So martial artists training to become more powerful and turning into monsters? Yokais? Cause fit to muscular purple and blue monks being gay got my attention.

So who are the cultivation faggots from here? I know of 4.

>>11448 Pretty much, yeah, minus the monster part (usually); turning into one of those usually only happens if, 1. Something has gone super wrong while you were cultivating 2. You were cursed through some means 3. Are a member of an evil faction Not to say you can't enjoy that kind of thing anyway though, if you're simply a transformation enjoyer (like me). The ultimate goal of a cultivator is usually to become immortal - as in, in the truest sense of the word - and in the process, become a powerscaling, fightfags, number goes up autist growth fag's wet dream (again, like me). From there, the stories can be pretty much whatever the author wants but if you're reading a cultivation story, you'll know ahead of time that you're in for some real power-wank faggotry. >>11449 Hi. :)

>>11449 I guess I'm a quasi-cultivation fag then.

>>11450 Pill creation and the like tie in well with a bunch of filth and vore fetishes. Along with things like purposefully corrupting women's cultivation or using dual cultivation methods that drain them because misogyny leading to various forms of corruption.

Cultivation is EXTREMELY autistic and I cannot imagine any ERP involving it. ...That doesn't invovle stat drain. That might be kinda hot.

>>11453 >He's never watched the cunny fox spirit thing attempting to replicate human cultivation techniques by sucking you off and using your cum in pill creation to hopes it will make her grow another tail Anon...

>>11454 But my cunny fox already has all 9 tails!

>>11450 Is there a base line or popular setting? Some media a lot of people reference since you mentioned factions? >>11453 >Stat drain Exactly why I love it and where my thoughts were going... Stealing all that hard work and training.

>>11455 Yeah but are they bronze material tails or tails suitable for a black-gold cultivation breakthrough?

>>11456 NTA but most of the actual foundational works haven't been translated from Chinese. You'll have to make do with web novels of questionable quality that use the genre's tropes

>>11458 The things we do to get off... Time to go look into it. Any suggestions?

>>11456 >Is there a baseline or popular setting? Pretty much every cultivation setting is going to be set in "Definitely Not Ancient China™️" save for the most unique ones. That's also where the factions come from; pretty much all cultivation stories are based on Chinese religion, myth, etc. It's why all the stories can use the same factions (orthodox, unorthodox, demonic cult) and sects (cherry blossom sect orthodox faction) and locations (mt. hua) and the like without them all suing each other into oblivion. also this >>11458

>>11444 Such is life in /flg/ >>11448 NTA Think shounen/ya/folk mythology but far far far more chinese and focused on powerwankery. It's difficult to express how chinese autism it has going on. There will always be a set number of power levels, all of which have their own ultra-chuuni names, and the resources involved are such that tens of thousands of peasants will be required to supply their monastaries and such. It has an air of 'billions must die' to it. I've never seen anything about people turning into monsters in the stuff I've seen (admittedly very very limited), but going from one discrete power level to another is always described as extremely treacherous with grave consequences if you fuck up, so it fits reasonably well within that framework. Chinese stuff hate-hate-hates protagonists like that, so I'd be surprised to see anything quite like my spin on it, outside of a vague off-handed mention. That character I made is based off of Julia from The Magicians, so it comes from a perspective of western fascination with plucky fuckups (I'm also a transformation/monster fag) >>11456 The state of chinese translation is reprehensible, so you have to make do with secondhand works that use the genre's tropes (and then western knockoffs that borrow them from those secondhand works...). You can get most of the underlying feeling from books with actual translations like water margin, and journey to the west, but not the hyper-specific tropes. >>11449 I'm shocked there are four of them. I'm not super into cultivation per se, but I really like the scale and autism of the chinese worldview, so it's a good window into that. >>11446 I'm the wrestling for dominance type of shefag, so you'll have to earn your place first.

>>11460 >China Maybe a kitsune pretending to be a Huli jing, Tricking martial artists and chaste monks right into the palm of their hand for autistic stat drain and weakening. >>11461 I appreciate you responding. It sucks someone shilled your profile, but I never would have thought to pursue this on fchat.

>>11462 I'm frankly very happy to have the opportunity to do autistic chinese rp at all, so thank you for bringing it up in the first place. >>11453 Stat drain is *very* hot. I want to be given deals or permanent buffs from trials that are theoretically very powerful, but have even worse weaknesses that aren't immediately apparent. +100 strength permanently, but you have to spread your legs and get -50 strength for every time you orgasm. Obviously, that would never happen, so to prove your pride you have to take the deal....

>>11463 If you phrase it like that then I'll HAVE to bookmark you for statdrain shefaggies at some point.

>>11463 What else would you expect from a trickste- divine omen of good fortune? A blessed deal, an opportunity only befitting a warrior. Offering them three boons, if they'd but complete the trial associated with each. >The wisdom and eyes of the mountain hawk, but only if they had the intelligence to solve the puzzle before them. And to labeled a fool if they failed. >The strength and endurance of the great ox, if they could simply outlast it - Or lose half their strength as a cost. >To know the strength and pride of the great warrior Lu Bu, if they could only swear never to betray their word or honor as a man. Or else they'd only know the opposite, forevermore. Shame they're doomed from the start. Left addled and confused by the first trial only to discover just how humiliating the second would prove to be... Ah well, they didn't need their manhood anyway.

>>11461 >Also a transformation/monsterfag basedbasedbasedbased

Guys, guys guys... Jiyo in?

>>11467 Nyo >:3c

>>11326 >all the handprints and teeth marks oh fuck

>>11467 ... in my arms, hugged tight, with smooches on his furry head.

>All the cultivation talk >I am once again reminded I am the orthodox faction to /flg/'s unorthodox and demonic cult factions Pain peko

>>11471 But that's good? You're corruption bait.

>>11470 Hello Jiyo!

I have no idea about any of this cultivation stuff and I feel left out and no one will talk about what I'm talking about. Time to bitch about feeling excluded and shunned! (jk)

>>11380 >hairy fupa

>>11475 good dog

>>11449 me me me me me !

>>11477 >Four responses The four heavenly kings have assembled...

For what amount of time do you guys usually RP? It's become honestly too much of a drain to RP for like... 7-8 hours like I usually do.

>>11479 I ploon for like 30 minutes, bust, and then log off and delete my /c/.

>>11478 It's proof that the mandate of heaven has shifted in /flg/'s favor. I love cultivation 'tism so much. I haven't really ever fit it into RP though because yeah finding someone else into it is lol-tier

>>11449 Kind of want to dual-cultivate with a little girl at some point...

>>11471 I'm gonna touch your dantian little bro

>>11483 How little...

>>11480 Good concept. But damn that generic anime art style.

>>11485 Young enough to be considered the prodigy of the sect for her progress at her age, but still bratty enough to visit the Outer Disciples and use them for entertainment...

>>11487 I LOSE.........

>>11487 I've wanted to make a character exactly like this before but like others have said, I figured there's be close to no interest in it other than generic plapsex from people who don't get it...

>>11479 12 hours a day.

I kinda wonder if I should even shill anymore Odds are most people here have seen and either smashed or passed on my profiles...

>>11472 In theory, this is true, in practice, it usually ends up being pretty different - for example, I like corruption, but to the extent I like it versus how far someone in /flg/ would want to take it is real far apart. Don't get me wrong, I like to put my characters through hell, but I ultimately like things to turn out well for the characters involved, or to put positive spins on the more extreme kinks. The thought of someone like GHC just randomly going into one of his unprompted torture-snuff-shit-golem rambles on something I'm talking about fills me with a sense of visceral unease. People can be into what they're into, but that sort of thing isn't for me, but for a lot of /flg/ it seems like it is. As an example, during the earlier conversation: level/stat draining. That can be fun, but I'd be more into something like mutual ascension/power gain. I'm too much of a paragon softie at heart, I want things to turn out well for everyone - and in the cases I don't, I certainly don't want to do elaborate torture snuffies. As other anons have said, it's like >Too freaky for the vanilloids >Too vanilloid for the floogers >>11484 AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>11488 Cultivation is basically the perfect excuse for how a mesugaki can be so much smaller but still dominant. One little pinky flick, and she'll cave your chest in- so don't take one step out of line. >>11489 We could make our own cultivation scene with blackjack and hookers. I personally wanna make a big 'ol purple who's a loser at cultivation and exists to get bullied by her younger superiors.

>>11493 Certified "I love everything I read in this post" moment.

>>11492 I was thinking that surely, it cant be that bad, but then I saw >level/stat drain >mutual ascension/power gain Yeah I get what you mean now... I think this just means you're fundamentally looking from different things from the scene than others. It's a power dynamic thing, a humiliation kind of thing and an incoming doom kind of thing for most people but it seems like you don't enjoy those. >>11493 I do still have a cultivator msgk on my to-do list, maybe someday... I just finished working on a religious/military msgk thoughbeit. Bullying inner disciples for lacking in techniques is incredibly hotto though. Literally what >>11494 said. I like everything here...

>>11495 >I just finished working on a religious/military msgk And you're going to shill her, right?

>>11496 Maybe soon-ish.

>>11493 >Loser purple constantly talking about how they'll leave the outer disciples... Hotto. Made to suck dick for techniques, only to get laughed at and beaten by the young master because she actually did it.

>cultivator msgk Maybe this is the direction I should take my Shuten in...

>>11499 >shuten not as hotto, lacks the china vibe imo

What are some kinks you didn't think you'd like but you tried and then went "holy shit this is hot as hell."

>>11499 Onistud? Or someone else?

>>11501 Far, far too many. >>11500 Who would you recommend?

>>11501 Regrettably? Weight gain

>>11501 Rimmies

>>11501 Smegma, rimming, nosehooks, (slight) meta-play.

>>11502 Would it be bad if I was this beautiful and well-hung "Onistud" person?

>>11495 I can enjoy them, but, as you can probably guess, I'm not quite into taking them as far as quite a few of the anons here would like. This is all exacerbated by the fact I'm a "Usually dom and or top" player, too.

>>11503 I cannot believe I'm about to say this, and doing so physically pains me. But Jia Xichun from Limbus Company is basically a msgk cultivator and would work well. She also has a hotto dress imo. Just use her as a faceclaim though and avoid all Limbus players like the plague for they are all mentally unwell, me included.

>>11503 NTA、but there's always the blue archive qipao loli. Wrong era of china, but still.

>>11507 It would, because I'm down horrendous for the ref but we're not really on the same wavelength kink wise.

>>11507 I'll blow you if I don't need to fix another spelling error, silly.

>>11509 Yeah please avoid me as well (by avoid I mean stomp my head into the dirt and then give my purple a disdainful footjob)

>>11509 >There might be at least three to five limbus character face claims in tred soon Wildin'.

>>11509 But two floogers just convinced me to buy the game before half chan went down. I actually just started playing it the other day during work

>>11504 g/r?

>>11511 Aaah, well that sucks. I hate being vanilla sometimes. >>11512 I promise to take another crack at the customs when I have the time!

>>11501 Personality excretion. Honestly, it's scat-adjacent kinks that I've grown to find hot, even though I still dislike scat.

>>11516 Both

>>11504 Oral cum inflation was my gateway drug to this. Cause I met a candy witch /c/ who played their cum as fattening. They were giving me a weight gain kink before I even noticed it, because they played it as such a slow burn. Just a bit of paunch. Then love handles. Then more and more.

>>11518 Same.

>>11514 There are a few Limbus designs I would consider sexxo, they are very far and in between however. But PM gooners are among the worst crowd I've ever laid my eyes upon. It actually gives me second hand embarrassment with how cringe they are, it's like looking at roblox kids except they're now fucking with your favorite franchise. Still would for Xichunny though... >>11515 Just avoid the F-List crowd, mentally ill people (they use F-List AND they like PM. Name a bigger red flag)

>>11520 Whoever that witch was, she sounds INCREDIBLY based

>>11518 I used to love this but at some point my brain mentally connected it to scat and now it's ruined forever for me.

>>11523 They were. I miss playing with them but they got more and more extreme and niche. From feminizing her victim (my /c/) and fattening him up into a plump bimbo cocksucker to wanting to do things like cock vore and snuff. It was a shame.

>>11523 Inko my beloved slampig.

Get this, cultivation but.......urban fantasy. >>11526 UUUHOOUUHHGHHGH BREADY EROTIC PLAPLALPLAPLAPLAP GET YOUR FAT FOLDS PREGNANT

>>11527 Ruined.............................

There are too many things I want to make lately. I'm trying not to give in but fuck do I need more profile variety.

>>11527 Would! >>11529 Why are you trying to avoid giving in then? Sounds like you should just make.

>>11530 While I do need them, I do not want to make 3-4 new profiles at one time then not have the time to actually use them. It would suck, and I don't want to lead people on. I just can't decide on who to make and focus on first.

>>11529 I feel this, nonnie. The ADHD want to be included in things (and make profiles for) things you don't necessarily need to be. Ugh.

why have you reignited my brainrot for a msgk cultivator, fuck you anon fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkk

>>11531 Roll a die, then! (Or just make a msgk cultivator instead)

>>11524 It probably helps that I don't exactly hate scat entirely. I don't do it a lot, but I could do like a D/S scenario where the bottom is fucked so hard they involuntarily.... Yeah. As a shame thing. I just don't like to revel in scat.

>>11535 I don't recall writing this

>>11535 Scat is one of the few things where I draw a line in the sand even though I'm into plenty of things that might be considered as weird or worse. I hope to keep it that way, for as weird as I am, I don't like filthy stuff.

>>11536 Good to know I'm not the only one. >>11537 I feel you. Like I said: I'm only into very selective scat, and it's mostly steeped in humiliation and not the love for filth.

Fuck it, might as well do it on new board SHILL your profiles and I'll make mtg cards out of them

>>11539 Please leave this kinda circlejerking for the 4/flg/ thread.

>>11540 >circlejerking ?

I wish someone would (circle)jerk me off :(

>>11540 Why do you hate fun and also creativity?

>>11543 >fun >creativity ?

>>11539 >Only two shills in the shill anchor Very quick job at least

>>11544 >Extrapolating kinks and character themes into card game mechancis requires no creativity. You're allowed to be bitter but come on, anon.

>>11546 >dilfs are 0 coins I'll take 750

>>11546 It's not that creative. And fun is highly subjective. Yeah, it can be fun to tongue-tickle the anus of namefags, but that isn't shared by everyone.

>>11548 Anon, if you want a card, all you have to do is shill.

>>11548 They're not doing them for namefags, they're doing them for whoever shills. You know that but are deliberately choosing to pretend otherwise. Why?

>>11549 I don't want a card. I want people to spend less time sucking off namefags and cramming them in everyone's faces. Surely, you can use your creativity for better pursuits than to massage the asses of people who are already talked about like 90% of the time anyway?

>>11485 Ni fucking hao

>>11551 Most of these people aren't posted about at all.

>>11553 Conversations get dominated by the same namefags/namefag worship pretty much all the time.

>>11554 Have they been mentioned in this thread at all?

>Check /flg/ >Ugh, the thread is talking about Betsy Bell AGAIN?

So how much deliberate retardation and blatant shit stirring does it take for the local janny to put someone in time out

BETSY FUCKING WON

>>11555 There were clear namefags driving the conversation in this thread a few posts ago. I get that you can't expect full anonymity from /flg/ since it's based on having a profile, shilling it and therefore you're known based off it. But do we really need to exacerbate the issue? >>11557 >critique = shit-stirring I think not. And if my stating my opinion on someone's decision "stirs shit", then it's best to look inward and see what makes you react so virulently to someone going "can we please not?" that it "stirs shit".

literal who gang where we at

>>11559 >There were clear namefags driving the conversation in this thread a few posts ago. So, it's not about mentioning namefags, it's about them posting at all? I really don't get it

>>11561 It's about them openly dominating the threads on both ends. Insert "/flg/ culture is centered around namefags" meme. Like I said: you can't keep some amount of namefaggotry out of /flg/ but that doesn't mean you need to roll in it.

>>11561 They're just baiting. They've already backed down from >It's not a creative endeavour at all To >Actually it IS creative but you're doing it wrong

>>11563 No, I still don't think it's that creative.

>>11559 which posts and who? Onistud?

make her

>>11566 Make pregpinks in general

>>11567 But who will protect FLG pregpinks from /him/?

>>11567 >>11568 >my favorites posted back to back it must be a sign

>>11566 I'm not sure if someone has actually thought of making her, but Xichun a cute. I want her to repeat overused Chinese phrases while brat domming.

>>11545 I'd prefer people shill themselves...

>>11570 "Confucius says: he whose wife has big tits has full hands, but he whose wife has no tits has full heart." *stomps on your cock*

>>11571 Lllllllaaaaammmmeeeee

>>11572 I can't believe FLG has no true flatty. The most we've got is chestlets like DoK but no true washboard.

>>11574 There will be one Soon™

>>11575 And they won't play™

>>11574 I think about making one a lot but I want to play WITH the flattie, truth be told

>>11576 Ouch...

>>11575 Real shit? Post ref. >>11577 Many such cases...

>>11572 This frog won't stop gazing upon swan meat *Face steppy* Something more along those lines, but either way I think it could be fun if only for the strange factor.

my life for a dm/gm profile that isn't fantasyslop

>>11581 I'm a DM profile th- >isn't fantasyslop nvm

>>11581 Sci-fi-slop then? You got it!

>>11581 I could make one Or you could just ask me to GM Traveller.

>>11581 If you shill I could pass you on to a partner of mine that likes scifi/cyberpunk

>>11582 sorry anon :< >>11583 unironically yes >>11584 Is this horse-kun? I feel like it's horse-kun >>11585 If you're thinking of an anon, there's a decent chance I AM that partner

>>11586 Depends, do you play cities without number with another anon?

>>11587 Guilty as charged

>>11588 Then I'm afraid you are doomed.

Fool, that wasn't just my seed, but also poisonous Gu that I had stored within my balls. You haven't noticed it just yet, but in a short moment, all your meridians will start to malfunction and shut down. Kahahaha... With your inner qi totally messed up this victory is all but assured to be mine. I'll be taking your title, but fear not, you'll be able to continue as my disciple from now on since we'll be dual cultivating every day from now on.

>>11590 *does this to ur balls*

>>11591 *cums*

Are there any references/characters you really don't care about?

Which is a worse position to be in: a DM without a player, or a player without a DM?

>>11594 I'm in both of these positions rn

>>11594 Player without a DM because as a DM I can just jerk off to made up scenarios in my head

>>11594 A DM without a player, Everyone loves DM's and wants one so if you can't get a player then you've failed miserably somewhere along the way

>>11594 Player without DM for sure - market seems pretty skewed much like it is for doms vs subs

>>11592 And that's why I'm the best

>>11598 Wouldn't that skew make it so that a DM without a player is worse, as you're clearly doing something wrong per >>11597 ?

>>11591 >>11599 Pestrica makes me feel things and I don't know what they are.

>>11600 Yeah you're right, DMs not being able to find players seems almost impossible to me though I'd say player without DM is the more common state of misery at least

a dm not finding a player is like legitimately impossible

>>11601 clown sex

>>11601 I admire them immensely. They're everything I want to be.

>>11603 Nothing is impossible.

>>11604 God PLEASE

>>11593 Vtube stuff, that Limbus Company stuff, The Amazing Digital Circus, etc.

Sorry >>11605 but I think >>11604 has the right idea.

>>11602 DM not being able to find a player is pretty easy tbh. Just because you get 100 approaches doesn't mean any of them will be good.

>>11593 Pretty much any series I actually like. For whatever reason, knowing more about a character tends to make me less interested; I'd rather write a fanfic than have some random on f-list play it

>>11610 You could also just be DMing something niche!

>>11607 I am going to bed But I have a clown He will sex you >>11609 All my ideas are the rights ones until they aren't

>>11613 Fatno we can't keep meeting like this

>>11612 *Holds a gun to the head of the 17th person that asked me to DM D&D 5e today*

>>11615 I ran a 5e game for 4 years and just seeing the name makes me feel ill now.

>>11614 Rude, I am not fat.

>>11616 Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?

>>11616 take the retroclone pill IMMEDIATELY

>Had an absolutely bizarre experience last night with a friend digging into a Naruto-themed full conversion of Dungeons and Dragons >Next day: FLG is posting about Dungeons and Dragons

>>11619 NTA but most retroclones suck absolute shit vs just playing the system they're emulating. They're either close enough that you can take whatever few adventures they have and just easily edit them to match the original system or they end up deviating so far as to not be retroclones at all (which can be good, but it very very rarely is)

>>11618 Because I set up the campaign to be extremely grand in scope and it would have felt like shit to end it preamturely. I got very good at homebrewing combat mechanics to make things interesting/bearable. I had a whole divinity esque floor system where casting different schools of spells applied different effects to the combat encounter and a whole battletech style mech system with managing heat and multiple components. >>11619 I have no idea what a retroclone is actually, other than what I can guess by the name anyway.

>>11621 I'm a big fan of stars without number so I'm very biased (I guess that's in the "deviates too far" category), but you do have a point >>11620 wtf is there a link to this

>>11623 https://www.geeknative.com/101330/free-to-download-naruto-5e/ You bet! I don't play board games, so I have no clue if this is good.

>>11623 I'm just bitter after 5efags invaded OSR and started pumping out absolute slop fucking adventures in it tbh. Think 8 room dungeon that takes 15 fucking pages with no actual OSR elements to design or dungeon interaction/factions instead of shit like Stonehell which is over 700 rooms in 134 pages. Not all retroclone systems are bad, just as not all OSR adventures are bad (hell I just named an OSR product as an example of a good one). It's just become a relatively useless category now that chimps have flooded it. Now who do I contact about SWN? Inb4 AML

>>11625 >Stonehell megadungeons insist upon themselves way too much. they require the game to form around it, rather than complementing an existing adventure.

>>11626 I mean yeah, duh? Not really sure what your point is beyond a personal dislike for them. I can name good normal length OSR stuff if you really want.

>>11624 this gon b gud >>11625 I think Stonehell mogs a ton of published adventures from the day too, it's just crazy good I don't have a finished DM profile, but you're free to contact /c/scrabouillor if you want to yap about games or see about me running something – offer's open for anyone really >>11626 Usually, when people get together to play a megadungeon, the dungeon -is- the adventure isn't it?

>>11628 Other anon here but yeah: Mega dungeons are the logical end point of site-based adventures. They're tomb of horrors or return to the temple of elemental evil writ even larger. Stonehell is good in that it gives new DMs enough of a guiding hand while also allowing for a sense of freedom in subbing out room contents or changing things around to weave a dozen different plots into the location. It gives you a good skeleton to work with that you can expand or truncate as desired. As a permaDM I'd just be contacting you to yap.

>>11627 >Not really sure what your point is beyond a personal dislike for them. >>11628 >Usually, when people get together to play a megadungeon, the dungeon -is- the adventure isn't it? i'm just pointing out that there is always going to be a much greater demand and utility from shorter, more compartmentalized material than huge books confined to one area. you can't fault people for making content that is easier to use in an ongoing home game.

Dicks that are treated less like actual dicks and more like uncomfortable hole obstructions keeping a character forcefully stretched around it?

>>11630 My kingdom for a pink that describes her bush

Goodo morning /flg/, I have a question: What would be an interesting blue to make? I'm thinking of doing a blue/blue hub dedicated to soldier dudes, specifically faceless ones like picrel I'm also thinking of doing a 'Good End Inc' thing. Where it's a profit free organization that goes after people who have been bad ended and tries to fix them, but that's more of a shitpost. Dunno if people would be into that

>>11633 Define interesting But neither of those are that, to me. "Interesting" is a pretty useless description; most people don't want "interesting" they want "things they find hot"

>>11632 describing my pinks bush the same way 'nam vets described the jungle

>>11630 I mean stonehell isn't the best example for that given how compartmentalized the levels are by default. You're also misinterpreting where the praise is coming from. I could have just as easily said something shorter like Arachnophobia or Ironwood Gorge or Demonspore and my point would be the same. The ease of integration wasn't the issue. The people fundamentally misunderstanding OSR design philosophy and presentation and yet calling their product that was.

>>11479 4 hours on average.

>>11635 Good. That's how they all should.

>>11632 No hair down there :)

Yea but do any of you play Exalted

>>11640 Don't like it.

>>11629 Indeed, I've picked out and used 1-2 floors for shorter games before and it went perfectly And yap away if you desire :3

>>11634 I find faceless soldier dudes hot

>>11639 That's only allowed if your pink is single digit years old

I hate cats so much.

>>11645 This but unironically

>>11636 >OSR design philosophy is there even an accepted definition as to what that is? i've always seen the osr as being based on the 'vibe' of early roleplaying games, rather than an actual cohesive set of design standards.

>>11645 I know, right? It's like they're just daring you to rape them.

>>11648 And pull their tails while you do it.

>>11647 These days? No. It used to have a bit more definition but was there was never an ageed-upon design document or anything. Now it just means you call your adventure osr, you don't even need to fit the vibe of an old adventure. Put in as much bloat as you want.

Are gooner-coded refs really that bad? I still need to make a good shota to play with the poppet or the chicken

>>11643 Understandable It's just not my thing

>>11651 >Are gooner-coded refs really that bad? Nope.

>>11652 >Still no BonBon and ChuChu profile who will do anything for money In shambles, distraught

Pulling an all nighter tonight. What should I eat: >Chicken & rice >A tuna mornay >Pasta bolognese >Baked sweet potato with either mince or chicken

>>11647 >>11650 Just to clarify since I'm tired and thus tying like a retard: the closest we got was early on when it was basically synonymous with 'rules compatible with D&D pre-UA (so pre-1985)' for rules and pre-I6 (which some consider the start of the end with the introduction of more narrative elements into pre-published adventures) for modules. However this hasn't been true for a long, long time.

>>11651 You'll know if someone's a gooner from their profile, not from their refs Obviously the two go hand in hand, but if it's a mostly sensible looking profile with an autistic ref, it's probably just someone who's comfortable with their autistic fetishes.

>>11651 Gooner-coded shit is only bad if it leads to only gooning and no play. If it leads to ravenous, ferocious, slavering roleplay where one or more parties go absolutely nuts and lose all semblance of inhibition, it's kino.

>>11655 pasta :)

Does anyone want doujins translated I can typeset if there's coin

>>11654 Sorry anon I think you might be doomed.

>>11479 4 hours. About the length of a D&D session. Sometimes less, sometimes more. Sometimes I play twice or even thrice and it eats up my entire free day.

>>11637 >>11662 So what if the RP isn't finished at that point?

>>11663 ...pack it up at a decent stopping point and continue next time?

>>11664 >continue next time for some reason this spooks every f-lister

>>11664 Does that never lead to issues?

>>11666 I've had people ask to stop for now and then mysteriously disappear, but I just assume they weren't that into it and move on

>>11666 NTA but it very, very rarely does for me.

>>11663 >>11664 What this Anon said. I generally cap things off at a reasonable place. If I don't I get neurotic about it if it's 'my turn' and write it whenever I get the time. If it's not and they never get back to me I just let let it go and find something/one else to play with.

NTR in?

>>11670 Faves

>>11667 >>11668 >>11669 Would you suggest adding something about that to the profile. Like "I only play x amounts of hours in a session"?

>>11672 naaahhh