>>12093 >The Genie grants your wish, giving you an attractive woman who loves you whole heartedly....except you soon feel a tingling in your chest . >Bit by bit, the sensations turn mind numbingly pleasurable as you watch your chest swell out larger and larger, shifting into full, feminine breasts that soon pass the size of apples, orange, ans grapefruits into full sized breasts >"Oh wow honey! I looooove your chest!" the girl coos as they keep swelling, your hands trying to cup the marshmallow soft titflesh that is filling your arms, your breasts passing your head in size, then bowling balls until they seem to settle at the size of beachballs. >"Though I have to ask..." the girl continues, seemingly not noticing or caring about the sudden shift in your chest "Have you ever thought about being bigger?" As for me, I would like to work on a monster girl dairy full of soft, loving cow girls.

>>12189 Granted! The Minos Dairy Company is a large supplier of monster milk, with farms all across the world, and product in every supermarket. It was easy to get a job working for them! ...But it turns out there isn't a cow girl dairy near you. Minos is cow girl owned and operated, but they produce more than just cow girl milk, and it only connected that all the cute and sweet cowgirls you were talking to are going to be your coworks rather than your livestock when they handed you your scuba suit. Your facility specializes in marine milk, It's built like an aquarium, if all the tanks were full of mermaids and scylla connected to milk pumps. There's also a pasteurization and packaging facility out back, labeling each bottle with the face of the girl the milk is from. Mermaids come and go, treated more like customers than like livestock. Some of them treat it like a job, or a spa trip. others want to be degraded and bound coming from far and wide expecting to be treated like a doujin heroines. You have two main roles. First, guiding mermaids through the facility, explaining how to use the equipment, explaining the terms and conditions, taking their pictures, normal customer service stuff. Your second role is as a sort of actor to sell the fantasy that some of the mermaids come to the dairy expecting. As one of the only men working at the dairy, you'll be spending a lot of time cuffing mermaids to elaborate underwater milking and sex machines, standing outside of their tanks watching intently with a clipboard, and other things that guests like. The occasional mermaid will ask to be be hand milked too, and that also often goes to you. So the mermaids you're milking are mostly going to be shameless perverts with high expectations. Your coworkers however are just as soft and loving as you wished. They are however largely disillusioned with milk fetishes. For cow girls, it's more of a normal casual thing, so some of them find how deep the mermaids get into the fantasies quite funny or strange. Just because they aren't the livestock though, doesn't mean you'll never see them lactating. They normally use small handheld milk pumps, and keep their milk for friends and family, only occasionally bringing a tank of excess from home, which is shipped further inland to be processed at a dedicated cow girl facility. >I wish to be able to turn any girl I want into a goblin.

>>12258 Sounds like a rather interesting turn. I wouldn't mind helping out those Sea Cows.

>>12267 Interesting turns are what this thread is all about. I'm glad you like it.

Threads pretty dead, this is a pretty slow board right now. Would anyone be interested in me posting some of the good wish grants from halfchan?

>>12258 Any girl you want can be turned into a goblin! Or any fun fantasy creature for that matter! Unfortunately the same goes for you. Turns out there's a law of equivalent transformation. When you turn someone else you've gotta turn too! And you can't decide what you become. Those goblin galls might have trouble taking 3 foot of horse cock from your new centaur form, or you might not get the size difference experience you want as you become a gnome instead! Though while a slime or tentacle form might seem bad, all girls deeply appreciate it. At least you always keep feeling in your sexual organs or their equivalents. No cheesing this either! You can't cycle through transformations till you get one you like. After you transform you're stuck with it for 8 hours. Reverting back after the time runs out. The same goes for any girls you might transform. My wish: >I want everyone to intuitively believe I have the right to have sex with anyone I want whenever I want.

>>13728 Granted! You become a woman.

>>13728 Your wish has been granted. Everyone intuitively believes that you have the right to have sex with anyone you want, whenever you want. Everyone views you as desirable, and all their kinks and power dynamics are still in effect. If you choose to go after a dominant person, they will dominate you for that session. If the person you are initiating with is in a relationship, you are compelled to allow equivalent advances from their significant other, and cannot destroy am otherwise functional relationship by virtue of sex, because nobody would ever feel cheated unless they specifically wanted to. >>13852

>>14896 Also, I wish that I could travel forward and backwards through time, at will, as frequently as I like, as many times as I like, with up to 2 guests, without unintentional changes in the course of history; without unintentional disfigurement, death, incest, causing myself to not have been born, health issues, regress shee by the or causing harm or loss to other people or their property.

>>14909 All these caveats can only be achieved one way. Whenever you and your guests go back in time you temporarily get your consciousness beamed into the bodies of people already present at the location. Unfortunately you have little control over who you get beamed into to. Wanna go back and witness Abe Lincoln assassination? Surprise! You're Abe! And a moment later you're dead. Well, not really dead. If you get beamed into someone who dies you consciousness simply returns to your real body in the present. Wanna witness it again? This time you're Booth and you already pulled the trigger. Be careful about spamming the same event too many times, as there is a tendency for you to end up in the body of someone else. Time travel paradoxes are impossible to create because anything that must happen will happen. To assist in this you cannot define the EXACT moment when you travel too. Like the Booth example before you'll end up as him after you pulled the trigger. My recommendation? Don't try to go anywhere too important. It'll be a much more pleasant experience overall. Just go sight seeing. Don't wanna end up a woman? Be clever about it. Beam yourself to a location with lots of men. And if you hate the body you end up in there is nothing stopping you from just beaming yourself back and giving it another go. My wish: I want to live in a world where every woman is a gullible jiggly bimbo with a thin waist, big tits, large ass, and high libido who are all easily tricked into having sex.

>>16005 Granted: I went ahead and turned all the men into bimbos too. Don't worry, you won't be one of them, so have fun with that while the fruits of civilization break down from you being the only person capable of doing math or reading above a grade school level. Wish: For my semen to be a potent aromatic aphrodisiac, trigger intense orgasms upon injection, and have a degree of addictiveness.

>>26596 Can I get a response that's more high effort?

>>16005 Granted You awake in a new world. Women are by default are all model bimbos. Beautiful, carefree, relentlessly outgoing, and just want to have fun. Some show off without even realizing it, some know exactly what they're doing, but every bimbo will take any paper thin excuse to start getting touchy or get in bed together. But after lovemaking, girls will change. They absorb any cum they touch, increasing their intelligence. For most girls, this doesn't make them stop being a bimbo, they just start using bigger words to say how hot they think you are until it wears off and they're dumb as rocks again, but the more cum they absorb, the longer the effect lasts and the smarter they get. 1/15 women gets enough action to stay smart indefinitely, and they can easily become much smarter than you or anyone from your old world. But a smart bimbo is still a bimbo. Most these women archived brilliance on accident just by happening to be hotter or even more available than their peers, and their priorities don't change. They still let themselves be taken care of by men and live in the moment. They become very intentionally and ambitious with their partying. A few grow to enjoy being intelligent more than sex, and can become quite obsessive. Other men will talk about these "mistresses" in hushed tones. Despite their still impressively endowed bodies, they become cold and only care about getting as much cum as possible as quickly as possible maintain their super intelligence before getting back to whatever things they consider more important than their animalistic urges. Some of them pretend to be average bimbos until they get a man alone, only to swiftly jerk him off and ditch him. Others go to extreme lengths to optimize their need for cum, hiring men to lock in chastity and training them to cum quickly when she needs them, or running industries harvesting and storing cum so they don't have to deal with men at all. >I wish for all girls to become obsessed with getting other people to stare at their butt.

>>33421 Wish granted. All girls in the world take up smoking. They collect butts from cigarettes and cigars and become obsessed with showing them to other people. Hope you like the smell. >I wish I had a dommy mommy girlfriend

>>37364 Oh fuck you. I'm down for a regrant if anyone wants to try.

>>33421 Granted, but I hope you don't particularly care about being able to focus ever again How unfortunate for you, and every ass-brained, butt obsessed, hip staring male on earth that such a wish could so easily be solved by manipulating the idea of fashion and public decency. All it'd take is for the new consensus to become "it's completely fine to waltz through town with both of your cheeks on full display, it's actually totally trendy to cover as little of your crotch as possible while letting him see everything else~" That's all the excuse they'd need, because of guys like you that would be so eager to follow them around all day, watching each cheek bounce and wobble as she exaggerates every step she takes. You'd make it so dreadfully easy for them to keep you captivated, the only thing left for them to do would be find new ways to entice you. Turn the entire thing into a perverted fashion show, and see who can draw the most attention from the crowding, cockstiff males. Maybe they'll target you with fetishwear? A fat, pale ass and some legwear would definitely work on most men like you after all. Or maybe a more colorful pair fits your tastes better? What about her underwear, are you the type to be enthralled by lace, or does the gap appeal of a wideset lewd ass bursting out of plain grey Calvin Kleins activate you? Firmer, smaller, fit asses or something obscenely decadent and soft, the type that seems to perform a dance all by itself with the shaking and rippling of flesh? Be careful with how readily you admit your preferences though, they already have you more or less ensnared~ If you start offering up the exact things that they'd need to do to keep you entranced, then you might as well forget about any notion of being productive ever again, your new calling would be trailing half a dozen paces behind your ultimate obsession. >I wish for a world that was much more focused on blowjobs than penetrative sex

>>37426 Granted! The barrier between worlds is weakened, and if you draw a chalk circle in your room, you can create a portal to another world. This world is similar to our own with largely matching technology and languages, but with new geography, history, and people, and girls are replaced entirely by futas with animal cocks. In this world, those animal cocks are considered feminine and sensitive, completely different from male cocks, maintaining very similar gender roles and stigma around same sex relationships as your world. Futa all love blowjobs, giving or receiving, and so do all the men there. Neither giving or receiving a blowjob is seen as more dominant or submissive than the other, so with context it can change. Blowjobs are also seen as so vanilla that most people expect something kinkier to go with it. Sex is also a lot more casual in this world, futas have a libido similar to men. Friends with benefits arrangements where you can ask to head somewhere private and get a blowjob whenever you want are common. If you ask to only receive blowjobs and never give them, most futas will see you as weird, but they will agree because, eagerly slurping up your cock, and leaving strangely satisfied with a still stiff cock. Futa will also never show interest in using their pussies. They still get wet from arousal, but it's seen as something kinda gross. Some men like it, but it's an odd fetish and seen as stupidly risky due to pregnancy risk. Some futa consider it gross, to the point of choosing to be artificially inseminated when they start families over letting their husband fuck them, even if their husband is into it. You don't belong in this world, and the longer you spend in it, the more the barrier between worlds weakened. At first only a chalk circle in your room will work, but soon you'll be able to create portals anywhere, and eventually natural portals will start appearing, making contact between worlds inevitable. First strange internet and radio signals will pass through the portals, leading to crackpot conspiracy theories. Then those theories will be proven true with the first visitors and contact between nations. Widespread culture shock will occur, but eventually people will start freely moving between worlds and making friends on both sides, leading to both futa and women living in both worlds. This process will happen faster or slower depending on how much time you spend in the futa world but it'll exponentially speed up once other people start using portal. And somewhere along the way you'll notice something. Your mouth feels strange. You start to have intrusive thoughts about dicks. When with a futa, their cock musk starts to smell nicer and nicer, and your mouth waters. It's easy to ignore, you're not getting mind controlled, but something about your body has changed. Turns out the obsession with blowjobs isn't just a culture difference caused but futa. Symbiotic microbes that feed on semen have infected everyone on the futa side of the portal, to the point that scientists there thought it was a normal part of the human body. The microbes react with fresh cock musk, precum, and cum to cause pleasure, and eventually a "mouthgasm". They also eradicate STDs, increase libido all around, and greatly reduce vaginal sensitivity in women and futa. Some women will embrace the change, others will be furious and horrified. The majority will eventually give in and embrace blowjobs, though some will hold out and desperately find a way to make their pussies work again. Eventually this research will give way to limited success, allowing some futa to experience a natural female orgasm for the first time, but common consensus among futa and women will eventually become that mouthgasms are better. Many will never undergo the operation to restore their pussy's sensitivity. >I wish to be purchased and brainwashed to be a gift to a kindhearted princess. My future owner should be aware of the process while it's happening, but unable to stop it.

>>43388 Why?

>>37895 >I wish to be purchased and brainwashed to be a gift to a kindhearted princess. My future owner should be aware of the process while it's happening, but unable to stop it. I'm sorry but I can't think of a way to monkeys paw this.

>>46235 That's understandable. It's a bit of a difficult wish. Maybe you'll think of something later, or another anon will. The twist is secondary to exploring the outcome of the wish in more detail. You don't have to pick a twist that subverts the wish. I can think of a few examples for directions you could take it. >Granted, but you aren't the only brainwashed slave given to the princess >Granted, but the princess has a sister or maid that's interested in you >Granted, but the princess has a strange fetish >Granted, but the princess isn't human >Granted, but the way you get brainwashed is very strange >Granted, but the princess's kingdom is very strange As long as you go beyond what is contained in the original wish, and don't intentionally try to write something unsexy, it's hard to go wrong. Another thing you could do is take one of your own fetishes, and force it into the wish. Write what you know and love, and more people are likely to enjoy it to. Don't be afraid to be selfish with your twist, especially if it's a simpler wish. You can introduce as many new elements as you want. And if one wish is proving difficult to grant, you could pick another wish in the thread. >>26596 and >>37364 haven't been granted yet. Regrants and simultaneous posting on halfchan lead to lots of unanswered wishes to choose from, which is better for the thread since it lets people pick the wishes that inspire them more. Also since the thread needs more wishes anyways, I wouldn't mind too much if you skipped all that and made another wish so I could grant it.

>>46282 I do not want to reward low effort troll replies. And I guess your wish is already kinda "bad" so it just doesn't lend itself well to a monkeys paw. I don't see how I can really give a negative spin to something that's already negative without putting it in the territory of "lol torture" or "haha she will kill you!" Her being kindhearted also really messes with the possibilities. And I have a very hard time even imagining how this scenario even makes any sense to begin with. Like, WHY the fuck is a kind hearted princess being gifted a brainwashed slave? Like, you're already implying she doesn't want it? It just doesn't really make any sense. If she wasn't specifically kind hearted I could have imagine something a while back, but because of that detail I feel like I first have to invent a scenario in which it makes sense before I can even get to any of the fun lewd stuff. So I'll give it one more attempt, but I'm not really sure TBH >>I wish to be purchased and brainwashed to be a gift to a kindhearted princess. My future owner should be aware of the process while it's happening, but unable to stop it. But it's not like you deserve any better. You know, being a 15 foot tall fire breathing dragon and all. Your reign of destruction over the mountains and the surrounding villages has finally come to an end as a legendary hero and his arch-wizard friend brought you down. Now you will be chained to ancient royal bloodline who descends directly from the draconic god of law. In truth, you were never more than a rebellious child, now finally brought into order. You are assigned to be the princess's personal guardian. Less so in her day to day life, and more so against cataclysmic events. And to achieve this you are enchanted by undying love for her. What nobody expected is that the princes is a little freak whose pussy started dripping at the sight of your 5000 pound of scale, muscle, and wing that is you. So you regularly get to consummate your love for her. It's tricky, but she's good at magic, and flexibility spells get her long way. Or well... They get you a long way into her... Your romance shall be passionate and deep, if a little one sided. You literally enchanted by love for her, while she's mostly just completely nuts for your 3 foot long dragon cock and all those scary things like your horns, claws, teeth, and strength. But who know, maybe something will bring her love for you on a similar level of your love to her. >My wish I wish to be lycan (permanent skyrim style werewolf but with the ability to speak and a normal personalty that can participate in every day life) in an urban fantasy highschool full of all kinds of different races of girls who all have a fetish for lycans.

>>46413 Granted. You go to a mostly human attended academy. Lycanthropy is considered a blessing granted by certain local wolf gods rather than a curse. Instead of a contagious condition, there's a whole ritual necessary to request lycanthropy. Part of it involves being chased in the woods, it's impressive to have undergone it so young. Doing this has made you everything a girl wants in a man. Big, strong, mysterious, extremely fluffy. As soon as the secret got out, you got a many dedicated admirers, begging you to transform for them and then trying to find any excuse they can to burry themselves deep inside your fur. You have 4 demi-human admirers right now, though you may meet more later. They're outnumbered by the humans, but everyone kind of expects that you'll choose one of them. >Kayo the harpy Muted brown feathers and sharp talons. She's an academia and a bit of an outcast. She was being bullied when you entered the room, incidentally causing her bullies to disperse. She understands it wasn't on purpose, but still tries tries to stay close to you for protection, and quietly hopes that maybe she could have you all to herself one day if she's kind enough. She loves the local magical team, but keeps it a secret. >Ruri the bunny Floppy white ears, a puffy tail, and a taste for lettuce. She's bold and confident, with an infamous reputation for rejecting boys who confess to her. You've never seen that side of her though, she only shows her shy side around you. Secretly she's a hopeless degenerate, and feels guilty that she fantasizes about being raped by you. >Saria the elf Not as long lived as usual, but still pointed eared and in tune with nature. She seems to be trying to buy your affection with expensive gifts whenever she can. She seems to expect you to act more like a dog, and has tried to feed you out of her hand before. She already owns a pet collar in your size, and sincerely expects that you'll choose her before graduation. >Ryou the werewolf She's one of your teachers, and tries her best to support you through the difficult parts of being a lycanthrope. She isn't actually in love with you (yet) but there are so many rumors. She's unaware of how popular you are. It's also worth noting that nothing stops you from picking a human lover, and with enough charisma, you can take the harem route. >I wish to become extremely wealthy.

>>46516 >I wish to become extremely wealthy. The year is 2617, and you are wealthy beyond anything mankind thought possible before. You're part of the new aristocracy. A relatively minuscule portion of the population that doesn't just hold the majority of the wealth, but all of it. You are the kind of rich where you might as well be a god, anything you desire you can get. And with the technology of the future, nearly everything is possible. Immortality? You're over 600 years old and have survived hundreds of assassination attempts effortlessly. Power? Your army of machines, and AI and access to space resources has made you untouchable. Control? Eighteen billion commoners are entirely dependent on you for maintaining their basic needs. But now what? You have everything. You can do everything. But it's all meaningless. You and your peers have all arrived at the same state of mind. There's nothing left worth doing. Except... One thing. Playing god. Sure, you imagine yourself a moral individual. You rich, but not evil. You're keeping all those eighteen billion people happy and fed. Surely you wouldn't use their as your playthings right? I mean, they are completely powerless against you, but you care about people. You care about them a lot. So much in fact that you can think of many ways of improving their lives. Wouldn't it be better if they couldn't be violent against each other? Right? Every day thousand of people die and hundreds of thousands more are injured because of violence. And you have the power to stop that all. It'd be immoral not to do right? Utopia. Each brainchip installed just brings you closer to Utopia. But Utopia is boring too... Maybe you can dedicate one space colony to your own personal pleasure? Just one big hedonistic party of smoking hot people all fucking all day long as long as they want. Genetically modify them to be capable of just fucking for days on end without getting sicks of it. Do the same ot yourself. It'll be so much fun. Oh! And what about an island full of women who believe you're the last man alive? You control the media, you control everything. You can brainwash a couple of thousand orphans and have them believe that, or anything else you want for that matter. So much control, maybe you want to let it loose sometimes? Make another colony of yours a matriarchy where you can experience the bliss of a having a sexy dominatrix make you whimper. Playing god, is the only thing that never has you bored. For millennia, millions, and billions of years. You will rule over them. And you will look at yourself in the mirror, and in the back of your mind a small part of you will be horrified of what he sees. >My wish A gorgeous, highly competent, and powerful femdom wife. Our love is true and eternal.

>>46768 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-j-X0Is3Bo A bright green light hits you, as your body fills with a strange tingly sensation. You notice you're starting to feel lighter, as suddenly, your feet lift of the ground! You can't do anything to fight against the pull as you're dragged up into the abduction bay of a chrome coated spacecraft. An automated system strips you and seals you in a glass tube as a very short strange looking, but beautiful woman watches, amused by the way you struggle. She's been watching you for a long time, and is confident she can win your primitive heart in time for a shotgun wedding on her home world. Of course the first step to that is to stimulate your pair bonding instinct with direct physical contact! She presses her hands against the glass, eagerly waiting for your decontamination to finish. The twist is that she's an short alien. Despite the size gap, she's still more than capable of dominating you with her advanced robotics and psychic abilities. More than anything, she wants to see you flounder overwhelmed by space and alien civilizations, clinging to her for support and comfort. That's not to say you'll never see earth again, just that you should expect many of your dates to be stellar. Her english isn't great, and you don't know any alien languages. It'll be impossible for you to have children together without one of you undergoing an invasive surgery or intense genetic modifications. Her homeworld is ~5 days from away if you travel at warp speed. There's lot of other areas where the culture and species gap may make things difficult but you'll make it work. Your love has been blessed by the stars. It's not that you'll never fight, but you'll always find guidance on how to mend the relationship, growing stronger and closer together. >Our love is true and eternal. Neither of you are immortal, but you will build a tight psychic bond that'll ensure that you always reincarnate close together as long as one of you has a reason to stay in this world. When you leave, you'll leave together.

>>46939 Wait, I was supposed to make a wish too? Uhhh... I wish to double it and give it to the next guy?