>>4097
Alright you motherfucker I always refrain from ever, ever posting negative things about other people on /flg/, but you are so dense I don't think it's gonna matter. It's like punching a reinforced wall, I don't have to worry about anything getting through. Let me break it down for you, and I'm gonna do it slowly, cos you show daily that you'll need that.
I talked to you a long time ago. Couple years ago on a profile long-deleted. I thought you were a little socially awkward and obviously ESL, but hey, lots of people are ESL and they do just fine, and like the majority of f-list is some degree of socially awkward, myself included, more so then than now but still now. You seemed harmless. When someone started avatarfagging on flg what - a year ago? Two years ago? How long have you been at this? I don't know, however long ago, I thought that was someone who had a grudge with you, and back then, I thought it was totally unreasonable, because although you were a bit awkward, name one member of flg who fucking isn't.
But then that avatarfag kept posting. And posting. And posting. And it became clear and surer and clearer in my mind, that you'd taken off the skin and revealed something I'd never find, if you weren't so stupid and incompetent as to reveal it of your own will; you are a self-obsessed loser, who feels the need to put a face to his own opinions every single time he posts, as if his name or face is worth anything at all. Every single time a topic came up that you were even vaguely invested in, you took the chance to break the one and only hard rule of anonymous image board etiquette, which is to KEEP IT ANONYMOUS.
You tried to start this circus, this cult of personality, that'd give meaning to the paragraphs upon paragraphs of meaningless tripe you dump every thread in the same oblivious, dense, sleep-inducing monotone of word salad, the 4chan equivalent of a history lecture by a seventy year old English substitute. But the problem with starting a cult of personality is that you need to HAVE a personality. What you have is the mistaken belief that because you have something to say, that makes it worth saying. Many have fallen victim to this misconception. I have seen none do it so elegantly as you.
And don't even get me started on all that "alleged" shit you did, because it's not relevant. I don't need more "alleged" reasons to think you're an annoying motherfucker. And the most annoying part of it all is that you are going to respond to this post - and you always respond, I've seen you do it for years - by having everything said in it going over your head, and saying something like "well that's your opinion" or "I don't think that's true", the two least substantial possible responses, but of course you're also going to deprive those at least curt and to-the-point responses of their brevity, by taking an entire rambling paragraph to express them rather, the textual equivalent of the foam noodles they put in packages so the package doesn't break. You live obliviously in your own little world, but maybe even you realize how shit it is and constantly try to insert yourself into others, irrelevant paragraph by irrelevant paragraph. Manifest destiny, if it was managed by CWC.
You are not unique in this sense, because indeed nothing about you is unique. You are the successor to the ancient tradition of annoying classmates who suck their juice boxes too loudly and think they're part of "the group." In days past, we might have called you a lolcow, but lolcow implies that anything you do is funny. People like you are the reason the term "village idiot" was created. There have been thousands of you. You are just the one we ended up with, mournfully.