>>9035
We used to have the best slutsquatters in the world. The very best. Then the woke mob came along and now, well, there's nothing left people. Our slutsquatters have no one to slut squat for. There is no tar-thick baby batter oozing down the streets, there is no gallons upon gallons of jizz being drawn up from daddy's nutkeg oil reserves. Why? Since the woke mob don't want us to drill. They don't want us to make anything. We used to make things in this country, we used to be the biggest producer of nutbutter in the entire world. Even our enemies would look at us and go "that's a lot of nutbutter" but not anymore. Now Chyna produces all the jizzcakes, all the nutbutter, all the wobbletard-making cumcrete, and what do we make? Nothing. Nothing at all, folks. It's a shame, and I am going to stop it. I am going to bring it back. I am going to bring the studdaddies back, and together we will start making things in this country again. We have been ripped off for too long. We will bring back the studbutter makers by imposing a tariff. The most beautiful word in the English language. If China wants to jizz on our slutskanks, if Europe wants a ride from our wobbleham twerkbeasts, then they will have to pay. Free rides no more. Tarriffs, people, look it up. That beautiful word. We will bring the studdaddy jizz factories back. We will make America great again.