>>1348093 I'll continue blaming Breath of the Wild.

>>1348093 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxVST5hF-P8 Me. I'm putting all my wealth into gold and bitcoin. They want my time but you can't have it without a fight.

>>1348082 Firstly, there are other Metroid games that mess up with writing more than simply adding quirk chungus Marvel characters. Secondly, I believe Prime 4 started development around the start of the Switch's lifetime when Nintendo believed open world and similarly directionless content was peak game design so they may have passed that mandate to Retro. Thirdly, after Tropical freeze Retro lost its credibility to me since that's genuinely one of the worst big budget platformers I've played that has nothing to show for it besides grafix.

>>1347308 His owner Eve paints them.

>>1348118 >I believe Prime 4 started development around the start of the Switch's lifetime when Nintendo believed open world and similarly directionless content was peak game design Are they not still like this? Look at Mario Kart and Donkey Kong.

>>1348064 if I were less self-aware, I'd be tempted to say something like this about MOBAs

>>1348124 You'd be right, ASSFAGGOTS suck too

>>1348124 I’m reminded of how dogshit season 2 of arcane was…

>>1348093 Nintendo as BotW was a humongous success and misled people into believing "open world" is the only possible evolution for linear adventure/platformer games. People have eaten that shit up like fucking hot cakes for almost an entire decade by now, so it'll probably be another 3-4 years of this stupid shit until it finally peters out for good.

>>1348124 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxGowChsEdo GET MY MIND OUT OF LEAGUE. Time to run away.

>>1348132 Can a guy sing this, I dont listen to women

>>1348118 But WHY didn't they learn the lesson from Other M? You know, the widely ridiculed installment that is considered to be one of, in not THE worst game in the whole series? Why the fuck would you take tips from THAT one? That shit just has no place in a Metroid game, specially a Prime game.

>>1348130 EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY

>>1347351 Yeah, I might skip his ball if the event one is decent enough.

>>1348123 You're probably right, I haven't been keeping up with Nintendo games much since the last Switch game I've played was Kinoblade 3 and I'm not buying a Switch 2 until a Kinoblade game is announced for it. >>1348129 Man, I watched it in ongoing with my brother (who I also watched the first season with after it's already become popular) and we were both flabbergasted at how hard the writing plummeted.

ive been outside all day but... IM JUST IN TIME FOR MY NEXT RITUALPOST, IM JUST BUILT LIKE THAT MY CUTIES

>>1348138 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaxcn1kja9Y Hmmm, I don't think my gun is my enemy.

My end of thread melty is that Metroid Fusion is the best Metroid game and Super Metroid is not even top 3 since it plays like shit and is carried by the clever map design and stellar atmosphere.

>>1348130 arcane ref???????????

>>1344962 this worked a little too well

>>1348152 My end of thread melty is people talking about shit games in my glorious ZENLESS ZONE ZERO thread

My last melty is that I found polschizo

>>1344962 >>1348156 Aieee, I've been running Rainforest since 1.1, this could save my Fiend scores!

We are Isolde

I’m young doe

>>1348156 Nice. >>1348161 Rainforest fucking BLOWS man. Just put Gemini on everything.

>>1348167 >>1348167 >>1348167

I am grumpy and old so yes

>>1348157 I can't wait to have this exact same melty with GTA6 releases in 10 years and Elder Scrolls 6 releases in 20 years.

>>1348172 N E W E R I D U E W E R I D U

>>1348134 Cifera sexo

>>1347747 >3 minutes >with that team admit it you just wanna spend more time with isolde

I hate Isolde in all her forms

>>1346446 I agree, Isolde is easy but why the fuck that peace of junk is there?