new thread, uncertain me

rolling

new me new servant

Answer my call and stand vigil over my posts. COME FORTH, GUARDIAN OF THE BROS!

New Thread New Kamas

New thread New mating press with ID

Baby making sex with my ID Servant please...

>Cringricardo ID No...

>>1008925 Very rare Merlin ID.

>>1008903 Touko x Alice kino in the OP... so based...

Purple

one Nobu ID, please

>>1008933 I would have preferred merlina

Almost

>>1008939 Looks like you got a NoPOO ID.

>>1008941 haha now you have to post penis instead

>>1008938 Beautiful mom

>>1008941 You lost a 50/50 coin toss.

>>1008939 damn

From the Seventh Heaven, attended to by three great words of power, come forth from the ring of restraint, protector of the holy balance!

I want to nibble on Merlina's knife ears. In a very sexual way.

Sure, my ID won't violate Gudako in the most perversive way possible...

>>1008953 PooJannu is cool though.

>>1008958 Milly…

>>1008958 why is Gudako so erotic?

>>1008968 You mean Rilly.

1d20 = 18 1d20 = 3

>>1008915 Radler is no alcohol Illyabro ...

>>1008929 He's a pretty cool guy.

>>1008975 >>1008938 Now fight.

>>1008969 It is a mystery.

>>1008975 Rare Id!

>>1008977 that's false but nice try

very good, however, check out this ID

>>1008975 the mysterious routeless girl has an ID??

check out this id

Let us test the theory once again: sex with my ID.

>>1008925 >>1008928 Oh look, it happened again.

>>1008985 "UOOOOHHH NERO TOT" said Caligula calmly.

>>1008988 robofucker...

>>1008985 Bro that's my ID... >>1008989 No shit. That's why I said it. It's amusing.

>>1008986 Wonder if the mushroom has one

>>1009002 (no he doesn't)

Can we please go back to talking about how illyasis is still shit at souls after 1000 hours or playtime?

>>1008998 >implying you predicted you would get a male id

>>1008938 Purple!

>>1009006 Silksong is souls?

>>1009006 this is slander and factually wrong

>>1008993 >>1008998 This sucks I want a refund

>>1008994 It's a cute female robot so everything's fine.

My ID is a really nice person.

>>1009010 Love!

thingken of rider

>>1009041 You got assassin class

>>1009041 Yeah what are the fucking odds of the same servant as last thread, come on now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-OuFdRYHl8 Nyaaw thread, nyaa me

>>1009045 HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1009045 That is one giant ugly hairless cat ...

>>1008987 You stole my ID from last thread so now I get to have Nemo.

>>1008985 It still makes me sad how hard his characterization fell flat in Olympus.

>>1009047 >>1009048 Bros...

>>1009064 is this real?

>>1009062 If you squint hard enough it kinda looks like nemo...

>>1009073 Yes.

Touko love! Alice love! Touko and Alice loving each other!

Baby making sex with my ID Servant.

Kinoko nasu herself let's gooooo

>>1009026 Rin sucks yes

>>1009097 Yeah, me.

>>1009085 >>1009086 >>1009097 bro just made 3 posts in a row unc is an /alter/ addict

>>1009062 No one here talks like that

>>1009085 Enjoy your shroom STD

>>1009067 >Pops out of a box >Hey, I know you were expecting some ultimate weapon to fight zeus, but I know where we can get one. >Isn't crazy that normally I'm incoherent because of the moon, but now I speak normally because Aphrodite drove me crazy on top of my crazy? >Good thing I was here to help you fight Aphrodite's crazy waves with my moon autism waves >Alright looks like my job here is done time be used as a catalyst to summon a Roman Grand because it only makes sense to use Romans to beat Greeks. >Save the world, my final message. Goodbye. Sakurai really does ruin everything.

>>1009105 Norway...

>>1009104 Shut up.

(laughs)

>>1009114 älä mulle rupee vittu...

Should I be saving these teapots for anything or can I just dump these on pod quests?

>>1009138 They expire before the better bond nodes come so you can just use them now

>>1009131 stop speaking elf language

Why is Finland so high?

>>1009161 Alcoholism.

>>1009161 Alcohol.

>>1009161 it must be nice to be israeli and have an entirely empty head and think the world revolves around you.

>>1009161 Why India? lol

>>1009183 Israel is pretty cool yeah.

>>1009161 finrandoo number 1!!!

>>1009191 not what i said, and not correct.

>>1009196 Nah. They're cool.

>>1009199 i have many responses that come to mind but i will not shit up the thread with them.

Why does my cute Finnish loli wife turn into an ugly hag harpy?

>this id Heh I just used my SR ticket on her too

>>1009213 wouldn't Suomi be the correct grammatical form here?

>>1009205 Oy vey.... >>1009204 North Europeans are the only Westerners left that haven't fallen victim to the feel bad for monkeys being monkeys shit.

>>1009213 uhh spoiler alert: all lolis turn into hags eventually

>>1009213 >ugly

>>1009161 Sauna

>>1009204 KEK

>blocks your path Your responsem

>>1009244 1d20 = 10 Cock slap to Louhis face 1d20 = 18 Cock slap to Rikyus face

New thread, new me?

>>1009300 >same me Time to ID hop later in the thread.

Bros our Mashu is voicing Lucy in the SBR anime.

>>1009317 Who in the what anime?

>>1009317 i still haven't finished part 6

>>1009337 Lucy Steel from Steel Ball Run

>>1009339 Never heard of it. Probably some zoomer coded shit.

Getting collared by Touko.

>>1009345 it's nu-shounen slop

Getting turned into Arcueid's vampire servant.

>>1009339 I tried watching JoJo once and made it about two episodes in.

I want to have sex with SHIKI

>>1009317 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

>>1009348 This but her sister

We desperately need an fgo servant like this.

Nevermind I'm not well today, I'll go to sleep.

>>1009385 That one writer in 2027

>>1009391 her?

>>1009348 It's unreal how much of a best girl Touko is.

Btw, I leveled up to 164 and have a couple free buddy slots. Code: 224816647

>>1009405 Already bros bro

>>1009395 Yup

>>1009405 Alrdy frens, sis

>>1009391 No way, she's not nearly gross enough to fit the criteria.

>>1009405 Already friends as well. Might as well post mine with my shiny new NP5 Kriem though.

>>1009433 >np5 120 Bob >np3 level 80 Bob summer Bro...

>>1009453 You want to give me some grails and coins for free? If not then shut it. She's still only bond 6 and I'll need to get her to bond 11 after the coin revamp before it is possible to get her to 120 or bond 14 right now if I could somehow rush it.

>>1009481 i would give you grails if i could, bro.

I don't give things to Bobfags. They don't deserve it. Bob is too good for them.

>>1009481 I'll give you some Tlaloc coins for free.

Bros how can a cube with a side length of .5 have a volume of .125? Isnt that less than the side length? I hate math it makes no sense.

Deploying partner servant for the thread.

>>1009481 I'll send you some grails and coins, just gimme your credit card number and the 3 digit code on the back of the card.

>>1009509 The length has a volume of 0

>>1009382 AC/DC? In my zoomer general?!

>>1009522 This is a millennial ojisan-coded general actually

>>1009509 >why is 1 divided by 8 equal to 0.125 Uh, because that's how fractions work?

i forgot to leave my computer on to download silent hill while im at work

>>1009527 bweehhhhhh

I HAVE GOTTEN MEDEA THREE THREADS IN A ROW

>>1009525 So MCR, Limp Bizkit, and...coldplay?

>>1009538 Hilariously I just saw MCR live a few days ago.

>>1009538 for me, it's men at work.

>>1009538 No it's Apocalyptica and Sturm und Drang

I'll come out and say it, not only are they unironically good, picrel and meteora were their best Albums.

Lotta uncs in the thread today

I prefer green day and AFI

>>1009550 CRAAAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAL

honestly, always saying you only specifically like adult draco comes off as very insecure... also the side of her leg strap changes in this picture which is infuriating

>>1009559 Draco isn't as short as Nero which makes her less hot.

Its Fall yet it still feels like summer here.

>>1009538 i like the design of adult draco and i hate every single nero

>>1009558 One step closer is the theme of Aesc (savior)

>>1009568 >low 90s today >low 80s for the rest of the week The cool times are coming

>>1009583 stop using fahrenheit

just

>>1009568 It's christmas soon

>>1009583 >low 90s today >and the rest of the week >and probably next week as well >likely wont see average highs in the low 80s until november Florida has 4 seasons. Summer with Easter Summer (true) Summer with Thanksgiving And summer with Christmas

>>1009405 Already friends.

Channeling a faerie ID

>>1009614 wtf Star Wars collab?

>>1009614 jeeted

>>1009614 more like faerlie shit ID

>>1009543 Based, as the kids say.

>>1009614 literally who..?

>>1009568 I decided to wear a nice long sleeve I acquired recently to run some errands and nearly melted...

>>1009509 >Sion ID >can't into math Ohnonono

>>1009568 Yeah...

>>1009756 >>1009764 Stop that

>>1009775 "Male" Masters.

>>1009803 >an army of Muramasa slave clones is what keeps the servers alive Never forget the cost of your JPGs.

Male masters are manly

>>1009841 Based

>>1009841 >Have ripped body that can attract any woman >Plap BB You can do better, bro.

I wish I was fit...

>>1009857 Who are the go-to female servants if you were able to attract any of them to you?

>>1009841 Male masters are cute.

>>1009873 1. Jinako 2. Circe 3. auntie Wu

>>1009871 You are the only reason you aren't.

>>1009887 Eh. To some extent. Either way it's too late for me anymore.

>>1009889 >it's too late Not unless you have no limbs or are so geriatric that you've got osteoporosis and COPD.

>>1009889 You do know you can start working out at 50+ and still see massive improvement, right?

>>1009895 COPD maybe. But I'm just too old and burned out by life's bullshit anymore. My body is kind of a wreck too. >>1009900 What would even be the point at that age though? Nothing you could really do with it.

>>1009885 I wish Ganesha had a CCC ascension for Jinako...

>>1009909 her casual outfit would be great just keep the belly, it's cute

>>1009909 >fat girls smell bad >indians smell too >combines fat girl with smelly indian god What did Nasu mean by this?

>>1009908 Depending on why it's a wreck, exercise could still help you to feel better or maintain functioning for longer as you get older. >what would even be the point at that age though Stop it. That's an excuse. You're starting to sound like the crabs at /ic/ who go "oh I'm 30 guess I will stop drawing because of neuroplasticity it doesn't matter I can't learn anything at all anymore because I'm old". Exercise and stretches are especially important at that age so you aren't in even more pain.

>>1009857 >not appreciating BB Not my bro.

>>1009923 I don't see it as an excuse. I can't imagine myself enjoying anything as an old person. Being old is just a long period of time lying to yourself that you're enjoying it.

>>1009908 >Nothing you could really do with it You mean besides entering senior age able to walk on your own, not needing caretakers or canes or walkers to go places, not breaking bones from minor falls, still being able to travel and hike and so on, having stamina to play with kids or grandkids if you have any, still having an active libido and being able to act on it, still being flexible, body not aching all the time, etc...? But hey if you want to become some withered old husk who can barely move on his own then feel free to do so.

>>1009873 1) Koyanskaya Light 2) Summer Sashi 3) Nero(Any variant) Honorable mentions: Okki, Jinako, and any of the monster girls.

>>1009934 I hope your perspective changes when the time comes, because you're already setting yourself up for disappointment. Also, what >>1009941 says. It's not like life's over when you're 50 or even 60. Do you have all that much time? No, but that doesn't mean it's over just yet. And staying in shape so you're not stuck in a wheelchair is one thing you can do.

>>1009941 Yes but there's still nothing to do. You're too old to do anything. You got like 10 years or so left. Go sightseeing? For what? You're just gonna die soon anyway at that point >kids >grandkids kek that's not going to happen >bang hags Eww. >>1009948 I'm already middle aged bro. >No, but that doesn't mean it's over just yet. Making memories or experiencing things only matters up to a point. Nothing goes with you when you stop existing. Being attached to all of that is pointless and futile. Oblivion comes for us all.

>>1009971 >Go sightseeing? For what? Feels good to see nature or the sunrise in the morning

>>1009971 >10 or so years What, are you 90+? besides your life could end tomorrow from the most random, unpredictable shit for all you know. The entire mindset of "I'll die soon so I can not enjoy anything anymore" is peak retardation, so much so that I suspect you're just baiting for attention. Doesn't even make sense, what's the difference between enjoying thing at x years old and enjoying thing at x+50 years old? if it makes you happy, it makes you happy that's that. >hags I never said anything about hags.

imagine the foursome

>>1009971 You didn't care about, do, or experience anything before you were born and you won't care about, do, or experience anything after you die. So the time to care, the time to do, the time to experience is NOW. In the short years you are afforded in the every flowing river of time and the vastness of space, you have free reign to try anything and everything. Because once the blip that is your life is over, you can't and won't change anything. Live it up, work out, explore, love, and shitpost now while you can. Even an old person can still experience new things. Don't throw your life away thinking nothing will matter. Live your life to the fullest because this is the ONLY time your actions matter.

>>1009986 >I never said anything about hags But he should tbh

>>1009989 you need to quit porn

>>1010034 it's someone either looking for a misguided pity party or someone looking for scolding for masochistic purposes. either way, i simply cannot stand guys like this. there's not a drop of sincerity behind it, the perpetual sadsack. he's not looking for help, he's looking for a diaper change or a spanking. and i shan't give either.

>>1010045 I am willing to bet it's the same guy making these exact same styled posts over and over again. I'd like to help out my bros, but like you said, they need to be more sincere with their approach to take them seriously.

I ain't reading all that

What's going on here?

if you're depressed you should microwave a pumpkin and fuck it

>>1010076 what

>>1010076 Watermelon is where it's at.

>>1010076 >>1010082 This creates mustard gas btw

>>1010081 sorry it popped into my head and i thought it would be funny to say i try not to do that here because people would get mad at me if i just randomly posted shit like "i think it would be funny to pretend to be distantly related to jeffrey epstein"

>>1010085 Epstein is my uncle. He isn't dead he's hiding out in Manilla with Mossad assassin bodyguards.

>>1010086 what a coincidence, ol jeffy is my mom's second cousin.

Conceptualize Wandjina's tummy...

>>1010045 >he's looking for a diaper change Interesting choice of words.

>>1010099 Perfect ID for that abhorrent post.

>>1010085 >>1010086 >>1010087 man what a small world, ol' Jeff and I had some great times with Anton.

This is the Head Nurse's smile. You have the responsibility to protect it. With the way the thread is going, she's going to be sad.

>>1010108 Head Nurse almost never smiles. Think we from /alter/ can ever fix that?

>>1010114 Can? Yes. Will? Not if /alter/ keeps behaving like this...

>>1010108 >she's going to be sad Well that's her problem.

>>1010108 Alright fine we'll get McDonalds

good night, bros...

>>1010137 nitenite

>>1010131 Aoko would say this

>>1010131 butt i want subway

Mom's ordering pizza

>>1010220 Get all the meats, stuffed crust, cheese bread, oh and something sweet. I'll drink water. Gotta watch my weight.

>>1010220 How nice of her

>>1010226 That's not pizza... I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

>>1010220 can i get a pepperoni with s

>>1010233 >died mid order

you should not eat so much greasy food

>>1010241 What about salty?

Time to roll

Since we already have Metatron, when we will get Zafkiel and Lucifugus?

>>1010244 potatoes go well with salt

>>1010233 So pepperonis?

could go for a nice chocolate cannoli right about now

>>1010232 Pizza rolls

>>1010241 Says the italian

>>1010293 God I haven't had a canoli in years. Those are so good.

>>1010258 We will get Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Rutles

>>1010438 Kama...

Does Nasu deserve to survive the rapture 1 = yes 2 = no 1d2 = 1

i first tried 2 act 3 bosses in Silksong today

>>1009244 hugging these cute girls

if i fail the rapture gets delayed to 3025 1d20 = 5 1d20 = 2

>>1010599 I saved humanity, now no one got the right to get mad at my dumb ritualpost.

>>1010603 >france still exists you havent dont anything to save humanity yet

>>1010603 I can never be mad at an Okkiposter. you really do have shit luck though

>>1010613 its getting wasted in other places.

>>1010612 Jannu is French, surely you wouldn't want Jannu to be erased, right?

>>1010625 Nice. Does your Conscientious Objector have an Okki pic on it?

>>1010629 don't let /v/ name your stuff.

>>1010625 that's pretty sick check this out though

>>1010642 damn, u rich bro.

>>1010648 i would never sell it, it's my favorite.

>>1010639 Kek. Nice. Stay strong, Okkibro. Maybe we can pull together an /alter/ Mann vs Machine team. I've never actually done a tour.

>>1010660 >me when the stupid fucking lipper misses 1 dollar on the second wave

>>1010675 Haha I'm just having fun, with my dead ringer spy, glad to be playing with you bro! :)

>>1010108 Nurse, nurse, I can do 40 pushups in a row now.

>>1010258 gudao should put on some clothes, he's such a slut!

>>1010729 aiiiiieeeee

>Silksong >TF2 I knew /alter/ had bad taste but this is worse than anticipated.

>>1010738 Being a contrarian stopped being cool in 2016 bro.

>>1010738 Only off topic scumbags post about other games. That's the video game taste of that slice of posters, not /alter/

>>1010738 a shame that such a cool ID landed in someone so gay.

>>1010747 forgot Pokeman doe

Silksong good

new thread good id?

>>1010738 Give me your ID.

>>1010762 It's red, is that good enough?

>>1010768 seems like magenta to me

>>1010741 And TF2 stopped being funny in 2012, the game is a shambling corpse and the fandom is pure reddit.

>>1010812 True facts.

>>1010812 ah the comics still are great.

bros?

>>1010874 KILL YOURSELF

death to all lippas!

>>1010088 Ciel can't be a magical girl, she's a villain who must be defeated by magical girls.

ive never played TF2 and I've never played hollow knight btw

What servants do I need to add, bros? The 30MS kit of Castoria is on my radar, but that's the only Fate merch I'm really eyeing ATM. Also saw a pretty cute prize figure of summer Jannu but I'd need to put the Carnival Mash or Lakshmi away to fit her.

>>1010918 don't, unless you played in 2010 or before you will never see how beautiful it was.

>>1010738 I'm playing Star Ocean 2. Bow to my taste.

>>1010922 Needs more men tbh

>>1010940 Only male servants I really like are Vlad, Achilles, Napoleon, and Dantes. Merch either doesn't exist for them or is marked up to hell by fujos.

>>1010896 Melt would say that

>>1010922 Servants that you like

>>1010922 (!!!!)

>>1010922 One day you'll have to let her out of that jar anon, and the longer it takes the harsher your punishment will be.

>>1010981 >maiden >sex friend That's not how it works

Are there any underutilized servants you still hope will get the spotlight before FGO concludes? For me it's Georgios.

>>1011026 Archetype Earth.

>>1011041 >great introduction in Imaginary Scramble >two interludes >is one of the main Servants in an event next year I'd say she's gotten the spotlight a fair bit, not to say I wouldn't be glad to see more of her; in fact if she could replace Mash it would be kino.

>>1011041 Gogh has definitely made her mark on FGO with her event and interludes, but sure, more Gogh in OC5 would be welcome. Doubt it'll happen, though, since she's written by amphibian who'll likely not be taking the reins for a main story chapter.

Don't mind me, just posting a hat.

casts rape 1d20 = 20

>>1011026 I need at least two more Johanna events and a fully animated Gudao x Jo slice of life anime.

>>1011107 first anime to have 0 viewers

>>1011111 We already have Kemono Friends S2 for that

>>1011103 B-be gentle...

>>1011107 Great choice, I also hope she gets more in the future. She still has a locked profile entry, so there has to be some sort of plan for her. Unfortunately, it seems like she wasn't too much of a player in OC4.

>>1011103 AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1011103 Casts anti ra- AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

Coffee is just tea made from beans.

>>1011103 I cast counter-rape 1d20 = 4

>>1011184 anon....

>>1011173 The brewing process is different, thoughbeit.

Good night bros, I'll be here all night

>>1011216 what? if youre going to bed how will you be here all night?