new thread new servant new me

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Hey man i was about to bake

Bro summon

lets see that id.

>>1073731 If you had baked even though I already said I was gonna we would have become mortal enemies and I would have sobbed hysterically.

>>1073737 Love!

>>1073730 BB would say that

Kama Love!

There should be an event where Riesbyfe and Tachie kidnap Mash to replace her and become the new Shielders in FGO.

>>1073746 Why is shiki so gay in c**l's route I don't understand

My ID is super cute.

>>1073804 Correct.

>>1073804 First time i see someone with that ID

ID sexo

>>1073802 >oh no, my body went on autopilot and killed someone, I am... le bad person... I must spend the rest of my life "atoning" and allow myself to be dommymommy'd by this manipulative older woman My interpretation of Ciel-route Shiki is "Shiki who is emotionally-immature and can't just get over it."

>>1073758 Mom sex >>1073765 Auntie sex

>>1073809 Last thread or maybe 2 threads ago someone had it.

1d20 = 17 1d20 = 20 Having dirty but a bit wholesome handholding with my ID

>>1073818 Someone needs to call out on her bullshit in RG because I don't see Nasu churning out an FD for TsukiRe.

>>1073836 Is this you?

>>1073842 Yes but not really

Sex with my servant before I go to bed now

>>1073847 Ouch

>>1073847 ohnonono

>>1073838 In a perfect world Kagetsu Brohya would be packaged alongside Red Garden, that'd explain why it's taking Nasu so long to release it...

I guess I die...

>>1073811 Hello bro.

>>1073847 god, I wish I were you. I wanna get HIKARI NI NARE'D by Camazotz so damn much

SADER

>>1073847 Hehe

Next thread my ID will fuck another man, and it will end up being a female servant I like 😔 the system just knows how to fuck me

>>1073859 albert sends its regards

>>1073858 sis you can't just say that

>>1073879 >>1073878 I will never forgive him.

>>1073878 >its damn bro

>>1073910 nice tan bro

>>1073914 thanks bro

>>1073847 Lucky...

>>1073887 Lauren openly fantasizes about getting dog-collared and stuffed with tentacle eggs.

>>1073927 Thats a man bro like you bro.

1d20 = 12 1d20 = 3

Deploying partner servant for the thread.

>>1074045 Slow and steady...

1d20 = 16 1d20 = 14 If I can get the boobypost before the Neetard and Mommyfag, then maybe they'll give up out of embarrassment.

We have so many kings and emperors, but when do we get the king of pop?

>>1074045 Milly…

>>1074063 We'll get him when they add the bard class.

>>1074062 nah, besides mombro already got it on its first try, he just turned it into a ritualpost for some reason.

>>1074084 >got it on its first try That's impossible.

>>1074087 newfag kun...

>>1074089 Sorry I don't pay close attention to your stupid dicerolls.

>>1074084 Pretty sure they got regular dubs not nat 20 dubs.

>>1074091 Well, check out MY diceroll 1d20 = 2 I cast SMACK

>>1074091 then why are you so annoyed by them? its not like i call you out for being a cancer on this place always picking fights whit everyone or spamming tsukihime lore that everyone already knew or just don't care about.

>>1074074 He can just be a ruler or some other extra class.

>>1074107 That's dumb though.

>>1074101 Weak doll hands…

>>1074101 this is how you bitchslap a faggot >>1074091 I cast= SMACK!! 1d20 = 18

>casts 'a weird 7.5/10 girl approaches you with genuine interest and you two start dating and she becomes a 10/10 in your eyes and you've completely fallen for her but after 2 years she slowly drifs away and breaks up with you with no hard feelings but you have a hard time getting over her for the next 5 years' on you 1d20 = 17

>>1074122 i cast 'wake up' to counter 1d20 = 9

>>1074113 It's oversery rhyme...

>>1074101 I deflect: 1d20 = 3 and then I launch the most powerful of all the attacks in the Nasuverse: 1d20 = 8

>>1074110 Bard class is what's dumb, bards are fags and for fags.

>>1074063 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZt-dQFWa5k

>>1074122 .45 Counter spell 1d20 = 20

>>1074144 It's tonelicover...

>>1074144 >casts ice block + your favorite t shirt shrinks two sizes the next time it comes out of the drier 1d20 = 9

>>1074159 Its asheover..... and with this treasure, I summon.... cernunnos, destroy /alter/.......

>>1074103 If you don't want to call me out then I'll call you out for being a seething BETA who doesn't speak his mind.

>>1074170 wow a buzzword was the best you could come up with after taking too long to respond? ok

>>1074200 I was making a Hisui apng and didn't see your post, haha...

>>1074122 Way to real bro.

>>1074113 evade! 1d20 = 6

>>1074234 Here you go, this will help you dodge the bitterness of the unhappy neetard.

>>1074234 >>1074241 Multi bitch slap. 1d20 = 4

its so over...

>tired all day and the week isn't even over I need a vacation... At least the Grail Front isn't this week.

>>1074234 >>1074241 >ignore evasion

>>1074301 Not again.

>>1074317 BROnastasia.... BROdoc.....

>>1071679 I figured out a way to farm the raid reliably with Tristan! Turns out the issue is Salieri. His avenger passive is too low (rank C), you need at least rank B (e.g Gorgon) alongside Angra (rank A) to ensure Cnoc's skill 2 lands. FYI for any other anons intending to use Cnoc. Fujino's magic resist is only rank D so Angra & Salieri works. If you've got like rank B like Tristan, you'll also need to up the ranks of the Avengers involved accordingly.

Getting stuck in a disabled elevator with my id. Emergency lights fill the cabin with the dirty yellow. What with that mischievous smile? W-why you're so close? Hey, your hand-

>>1074367 Gudako is a haram slut, my boy would never.

>>1074360 My Fujino is NP2, so I'm not sure if this would work for me... I kinda want to try something with Holmes since he has NP charge now, but I don't have my own copy. Maybe someone will put him on support for the raid, but I doubt it.

>>1074398 Good for him there's hardly anything.

Ririsu des

>>1074398 We all know that maskless hassans use their face and body as honey traps to further increase their assassination success rate.

>>1074491 リリス A girl with these characters is best girl btw.

it's christmas soon btw

>>1074558 I need Locusta right now (this new year's).

>>1074565 Shut up halloween first

>>1074569 Halloween without Liz...

>>1074576 It's ok.

My ID is a surprisingly bad cook.

>>1074595 I'd teach Ibaraki how to cook. With my dick.

>>1073774 JKama...

>>1074598 What dish you can do with a single porcini?

>>1074569 We don't celebrate that crap here

>>1074609 I am so sorry for you bro

>>1074603 Idk what a porcinunis but I'll make her pussy sound like macaroni.

>>1074558 Ah, I see that artist finally decided to just make some MahoAko fanart, his latest works were already getting dangerously close to the same feel.

>>1074620 The hiatus is almost over, after all.

>>1074558 Xu Fu is unironically too pure to be Baiser. She'll never think to abuse her precise paisen. Abused by paisen maybe, but she'll never be the only bullying her.

>>1074629 Until another hiatus for the chapter after that..

>>1074617 what does macaroni sound like?

>>1074652 mah-cah-row-knee

>>1074647 Kama GF...

>>1074657 >aussie accent bro....

>>1074643 >>1074652 https://youtu.be/c3gC7MD0q5E?si=yh78S320jSP2d5Vc

>>1074657 >cah-row-knee -chi-wa~h

>>1074685 We're still in Ooku, we've always been in Ooku, the Ooku goes on and you can never leave.

>>1074688 I fucking wish.

>>1074688 Welcome to the Hotel California...

Good morning, bros.

>>1074767 its midnight, dumbass lippa

>>1074767 joulu

>>1074144 AND I'M STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF A .45! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLeIyy2ipps&list=RDMLeIyy2ipps

She was angry it took me five years to finally summon for NP2, but in the end she cave in. I can finally finish rising her to LV.120 Rip my SQ for Aoko, haha...

>>1074812 Congrats bro!

>>1074812 >I can finally finish rising her to LV.120 You could have just waited a few more months and not used the SQ.

>>1074812 Good work. There's still plenty of time to get SQ for Aoko, so you'll be fine.

>>1074812 I'm impartial to Aoko, therefore I shall gift you my Aoko luck.

>>1074820 Unfortunately, Aoko is before anni, which is where the main big SQ dumps happen.

>>1074832 True, but there's still time to get SQ from bond grailing. Wishing that bro luck either way.

Bros what should I say? She's so handsome and I'm so nervous...

>>1074838 Cum on her.

>>1074838 burn down some temples

>>1074812 There are ~180 days until April, I guesstimate you can get at least 700 quartz in that time, which is short of pity, but you can make up the difference if you buy a big pack.

>>1074838 Tell her a funny joke

>>1074848 >your subordinate took over the nation after your allies killed you but he caught syphilis and decided it would be a good idea to try to take over korea to attack china and nearly destroyed japan in the process, haha...

That's Lip!

Lip but somewhat tolerable

>>1074838 ask about her hat

>using pods >use Skadi's Quick buff on Skadi by accident Feels like I do this once per week.

>>1074780 DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN~ We'll get her someday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXnfMNEDcMQ

>>1074888 >this servant performed poorly on release >enhance

>>1074360 Nice job bro >>1074400 NP2 is just enough if you have a MLB Lv 100 Black Grail

>>1074948 forgot I have this saved

>>1074950 Oh nice, I can actually do that. Thanks bro. I just have to finish leveling Kintoki's skills.

>>1074962 I have to level up Fujino's 1st skill too I am very glad to see her have a time to shine for once

Reminder that Demiya has ignore def on NP too and he even has NP charge now!

>>1074970 Oh wow, I didnt even know his NP has ignore def. I dont think he can work tho, I havent seen a comp with him on, everyone used Fujino, Kintoki and Moriarty because of their Buster NP

>>1074976 >I havent seen a comp with him on cuz nobody rolled him lolololol

hehehehhehe Ciel btfo'd

>>1074967 She deserves it. Her skills are also very good, but Ignore Def isn't relevant too often. It'll be even easier to use her when she gets her NP charge. >>1074970 I've never seen a Demiya on anyone's support to be honest...

>>1074956 Snoozema...

i will be rolling for the lion king

>>1074909 Do you think the glowies who monitor this website are this sexy?

>>1075000 I hope so.

nice, got her in 5 tickets

>>1075016 NP2 minimum for the Round Table Knight comp with Melusine!

>>1075027 Imagine wasting quartz on Melusine.

>>1075030 NP6 my nigga!

>>1075032 Don’t call her that

>>1075030 Melu is cool though.

bros......

>>1075042 wouldn't most people fall in love before they kiss?

>>1075035 I need this vantablack Melusine

>>1075044 It's that jewish insurance infomercial trying to trick you again, do not fall for their lies

>>1075049 >jewish infomercials haha, what?

>>1075051 It's that one 'life goals' roadmap that one of our friendly resident posters love to spam, that says things like "you should be married by at least so-and-so age, own a house, start your own business etc" and if you look closely at the bottom corner you can see that it's made by an insurance company from Israel

witchtober day 8

>>1075077 You keep posting "witchtober" but the attached images seem better suited for Faebruary.

its not even october its august

>>1075083 witches are fairies also alice is a race mixxer

breeding my ID (and morgan)

>>1075139 you bought the wombforce 9000 ultra deluxe for Danzo?

>>1075165 No, I'll just slap my dick on metal until she either gets pregnant or I die, like a MAN

I like the winter edition red bull

>>1075030 >>1075032 haha . . .

your face when you knock up danzo and 9 months later chatgpt pops out

>>1075201 >mfw no face

>>1075201 That's more if you knock up BB.

what if albert made events 4 weeks long to cut down on dead weeks?

>>1075207 >knock up bb >9 months later grok comes out or worse. a passionlip

>>1075207 BB would definitely do that

>>1075200 Cute bobba

My ID is going to be the new Santa this year in JP.

Ishtarin BTFO.

>>1075233 >>1075236 Suomi! Suomi!

>>1075233 Let's hope Azuma will redeem himself this time just like Huke did with Santera >b-but the twitter illustrations! Obviously doesn't count. Are you stupid? Fucking Takao and Shimadrill can shit out semi-decent art if they weren't tied down to FGO's front facing portrait VN format.

>>1075270 >Let's hope Azuma will redeem himself this time just like Huke did with Santera I'm not sure that he would. He's the one who submitted Astraea's original art in the first place. It doesn't offer if he offered to fix it later. If he was too busy with other projects, then he should have turned down the request to draw Astraea's art.

>>1075270 >>1075302 Toh Azuma is a woman. Her recent contributions for F/GO include these two CE of Luvia and Qin Shi Huang.

At least Ishtarin got an actually good artist. Luvia BTFO :)

>>1075310 My bad.

>>1075310 My mistake. Her art is usually good, but Astraea's original art is an outlier in my opinion. That's unfortunate.

There's also this Anniversary CE she did a few years ago.

>>1075330 Yeah, that's much better. Makes me wonder why the original art turned out like it did. We couldn't have gotten this as a costume or something? That'd be the easiest thing to do.

On the topic of art, how did this happen? The background on Constantine's second ascension is a sunset, but his face is well-lit like the first ascension. It makes him look photoshopped.

>>1075367 fgo is shit anyways, so artists phone it in for the paycheck only

Good meowning broskis

Farquaad-dono

bruh, why is the event only next week?

>>1075608 Wasn’t it scheduled for this Friday?

did they change how bribery works in the rome total war remaster? i dont remember being able to send my diplomats ahead of the army and disbanding every enemy army I see with only 10k ducats.

>>1075647 The event should start on the 15th I think, since the pre-release goes until the 14th.

>>1075696 Damn, 1 more dead week it seemeth 🫩🫩🫩

>>1075696 I think the last pre release campaign also went until after the event release....

>>1075330 Turns out the trick is to not let her draw hands. No wonder TM rejected the change to Luvia's art, Takeuchi loves fucked up hands.

Bobwari da

>>1075071 No, the one he posted is from a YouTube statistics channel I believe. This is the Jewish UK one, which is just hilarious >buy second house >earn 40k a year

>>1075336 Lack of time, they asked the artist to do it out of the blue in a few weeks iirc. >>1075746 The only ones that get to change art are the friends of the CEO.

>>1075813 In the UK a 40k job is like an 80k in america, our living costs are considerably lower than america, but we also get paid way way less, poorer country ect

>>1075847 Then how about >buy house >then earn an average wage

>>1075813 Hi, I'm 35, how do I get the first step done?

>>1075860 average wage in the uk is £28-35k but it really depends where you live in the country, that image you posted is probs outdated and probs should be more than 40k, but yeah our wages are fucked, but our monthly expenses and food are quite cheep honestly

>>1075866 >our monthly expenses and food are quite cheep honestly not really.

>>1075874 When I have gone shopping for food on holiday in europe and america and come back to the uk, our shops are way better price wise Expenses are honestly not that bad except that time heating was super fucked a couple years ago

Oh wow, already a new thread, I didn't get time to get used to my old ID servant...

>>1075878 I should have some rice today...

>>1075876 all i know is that i dont have enough money to buy sq after bills and paying to live so things must change.

>>1075885 Do you live alone, because this country is fucked if you live alone, living with someone else is how it is at the moment, the average age of a home owner now in the uk is 35, and more and more young people are living with their parents till they are in their 30's

>>1075892 i'll always be alone.

>>1075901 skill issue.

>>1075901 Bro...same...

bros....

>>1075892 The chart said you would be living alone for a while before earning average wage btw.

>>1075923 Kino...

I can(not) read but I like it.

>>1075942 google to the rescue. mosquito,

What up

>>1075951 Dantes is so cool even if google trying its best to ruin him...

>>1075914 common pagan L

>>1075951 >matching key necklace and lock necklace I don't think that Dantes' massive key would fit in Gudako's tiny hole.

>>1075973 they have fun trying to force it into her tiny hole. its a cute activity they do often.

>>1075942 The first few panels are just talk talking about random things. Then it cuts to Gudako making eye contact with Dantes and going wow he's so cool, prompting Dantes to go KUHAHA.

>>1075980 What up

>>1075973 its a metaphor....

>>1075973 With enough lubricant

>>1075984 >>1075994 you two should fight

>>1076001 i was going to post a funny picture of ishtar and rin rubbing muffs but theres an alarming lack of isthar rin selfcest. very disappointing.

Stand vigil over my posts, Come forth Guardian of the Bros!

>>1075922 Bro

>>1076001 I would fuck him up

>>1075942 >>1075942 >De ne~ Sonde ne Right? I see! >Ko~De ne~ A~ de ne Oh, right? Basically both of these are just "Blah blah yadda yadda" Kinda like the reporter in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWy1utqHD0s >Jiiiii *stare* >? Doshita What's wrong? >Ka, kakoii na... te I just thought...You're pretty cool >Sondake That's all >KU HA!! Ku ha. >Aaa, (Kanji) tana... "Ahh, you laughed didn't you" or "Ahh, don't laugh at me!" Still learning, but uh yeah there you go. death to kanji

>>1076038 >What's wrong? are you sure its not what up?

>>1076055 i like the last bob

>>1076050 wassup my homies

>>1076050 Pretty sure. Doushita/Doushta/Doushitano is often used to ask what's wrong, but it can also be used as an inquisitive "what's up" rather than a greeting "What's up" What up is funny though.

Joe is the cutest and purest pope

>>1076063 I think I trust Marie more than you. >>1076060

>>1076066 Why does an Austrian noble need such a big dumb hat?

>>1076042 >>1076055

>>1076076 That's where she stores her brain. Shows what you know...

Thanks for the translations bros.

>>1075901 Bro... You have us... We're in your walls, you know?

no more mr nice guy...

>>1076118 Mogan, show bobs and vagene

>>1076121 Why do you want to see used goods?

Kama on start up!

>>1076118 Mogan...

>>1076118 when were you ever?

>>1076130 always...

>>1076123 I have low standards

>>1076123 theres no evidence for that

>>1076109 i hope you're nice to the rats

>>1076142 Can you please tell me if morgan canonically has had children?

>>1076149 the morgan in fgo is a fae who hasnt had biological children, no

>>1076118 brito bobs and vagene are also good too

>>1076154 There is no way of knowing the difference in pictures because they look the same. mhmm mhmm

>>1076165 youre moving the goal poast

>>1076154 Yeah, it's not like she Steins;Gate'd herself back in time... oh wait Why the fuck are you even defensive about this?

>>1076146 I AM the rats.

>>1076173 Morgan's bob...

>>1076177 bro....

>>1076173 PHH Morgan sent herself back in time to give her lostbelt version information about the future of the lostbelt. That lostbelt version is the Morgan we summon to Chaldea in FGO. And given that PHH Morgan is also a faerie, we do not even really know if her children were concieved biologically like a humans child would.

I heard that fae reproduce by mitosis.

>>1076222 Morgan is not a type of woman who wears stirrups

>>1076154 >Morgan of PHH is amorous, brutal, and impulsive. (read: Slut that leg locks and leaves scratch marks) >But this Morgan(The Faerie that got implanted with memories) had those aspects weathered away by the passage of time...a frustrated, or perhaps reformed. So she's still a slut that leg locks and leaves scratch marks, but either she's done it so much or hasn't done it all, for so long, that she's become the deadpan autist we know. And the kicker to all of this is: >If she were to find herself in dire enough circumstances, her old wicked ways and preferences might reemerge With the right trigger, she stops being the deadpan autist she currently is and goes back to being the aforementioned slut. ... I really wish they would stop with this shit. This fusion time travel Morgan shouldn't even be summonable. I wish they would commit to the whole "we're pruning this shit from existence" bit and make the summonable versions be PHH exclusive that don't know anything about the LB they appeared in. Like Ivan shouldn't be the elephant man. He's literally PHH Ivan so he should look human. Same with QSH. Fuck this gay ass arc. Beryl managed to summon normal Morgan and we're stuck with an imposter.

Lavinia soon

Vampy morning, bwos. >>1076260 Back in the day they didn't have elastic so articles of clothing had to be tied up with strings or ribbons or whatever else.

>>1076271 >read: Slut that leg locks and leaves scratch marks holy headcanon

Nation-ruining beauties

>>1076288 Where is Tamamo

>>1076288 You're being ridiculous, she dindu nuffin...

>>1076290 I thought about her as soon as I posted it

>>1076271 >With the right trigger, she stops being the deadpan autist she currently is and goes back to being the aforementioned slut. Wrong, with the right trigger she becomes an evil witch like PHH. She still did enjoy her fair share of sex, her being bored of it is proof of that, but that's irrelevant to the point you tried to make there.

Who fucked woodrose in lb6?

>>1076293 Forgotten...

Anyways, I'm making curry for lunch

>>1076287 Do you... not know she had a habit of finding boytoys to be at her command in the Arthurian legend?

If Nasu was a good writer who showed off character-traits instead of just telling us about them, then this wouldn't be a debate.

>>1076298 >she becomes an evil witch like PHH An evil witch that is "amorous, brutal, and impulsive" that isn't bored of sex. >>1076335 True.

>>1076346 The point they make is that she goes back to her evil ways, like PHH morgan

>>1076315 Nice.

>>1076222 man i wish i had a bro that could tell me all about this ...

>>1076315 i did unironically have curry for lunch

>>1076302 He's a vegan which means he can't accept cum inside any of his orifices

Apparently Woodwose got wood

>>1076364 That wolf goons to snake lolis lmao

>>1076302 Fate