pull gote

>asmr makes people sleepy >lucia is all about dreams Kino

ID Sex all day long

sex with my id and i have no uni until saturday so i can burn through all my batteries

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when is gote patch live? 12 hours?

my ID could beat Miyabi and Yi Xuan in a fight

my id will grow a giant futa cock for me to suck

if spook shack ID, I will roll till I get lucia

my id will do an slime asmr stream

FUARK

>>1102330 Real.

>>1102330 >>1102335

>>1102329 Yes https://zenless-countdown.gengamer.in/

>>1102330 Canon after the buff

>>1102331 giwtwm

>>1102339 nice thanks, they should just let the second half to be simultaneous like new patch for all regions.

If Spook Shack ID I will roll for LuVivian

My ID is secretly a dude

so what are we watching during the downtime bwos

>>1102352 Breaking into the mall where I watched Tron: Ares so I can watch it again

My ID will gets buffed in 2.5

>>1102357 God I fucking hope so

banging . . . BOOS!

>>1102352 Someone should make an open poll

>>1102330 SILVER SHOUTAI

Ear blowing... my weakness...

One hour well spent.

>>1102330 I believe this Her burger not even drop

my ID will eat me in my sleep

need zzzid

My id will let me piss and shit in their diapers for my erotic pleasure

zzz needs more gals Nicole has the monopoly

>>1102406 Wha happun

>>1102407 Gyarus should have the browning makeup on

My ID is cute.

>>1102414 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>1102414 kinda gay bro lemme show you how it's done my ID is the CUTEST most BEAUTIFUL most BELOVED ZZZ

>>1102414 TRVKE

>>1102407 Gyarus should have the womb tattoo on

>>1102409 its like what if zzz devs did 0 marketing for its 1 year anniv until the day it happened and it was a 2 minute recap video with nothing announced in the same video

>>1102414 >>1102419

>>1102419 FVAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKK

>>1102419 >>1102414

>>1102416 I am bi so I don't mind Seth. >>1102419 Bwo... I don't think that's how you're meant to do it...

>>1102414 >>1102419

STOP LAUGHING AT ME

>>1102439 mmmmmmm..... nyo.

>>1102414 >>1102419

>>1102414 >>1102419

>>1102439 >>1102419

The Cytube stream FUCKING ENDED

>>1102451 everyone went to sleep

>>1102451 lucia's big ass feet killed the stream...

>>1102414 >>1102419 Bunch o' queers today, boys

>>1102451 >>1102454 Sleep well.

that eceleb is advertising this site but seems too good to be true

>>1102490 I've bought a few IK membership from that site.

>>1102490 >Trustpilot I don't trust it.

>>1102489 Holy kino

I also just got back home, is the ASMR all in the same language for all channels?

>>1102490 I think it's safe, every CC advertises it. But I don't know if buying it on the official top up with Japanese VPN isn't cheaper. That's what I've always been using. Anyone knows what's better?

>>1102510 Yeah

>>1102490 i think they're just a middleman that finds the cheapest VPN for you and take like a 5% cut or something? They might also be using stolen credit cards though, but that's more like a cd key thing.

>put laptop to sleep >gote asmr restream ssh session breaks oops

>theres no sale for yen >coudve saved 8$ its over >>1102496 good to know >>1102518 it was 81 usd vpn'ing to nippon land on the official top up site in yen so its actually more cost effective

>>1102518 Their prices are slightly better than a Japanese VPN, at least the biggest pack is. Can't be bothered to check others. I wouldn't touch those sites with a 10 foot pole though, the only one I trust is codashop because it's been around for years.

>>1102451 my bad, hehe >>1102522

>>1102522 What did you think was going to happen if you put your laptop to sleep while it was restreaming?

>>1102490 I do not recommend anything that is not official it's not worth it if you suddenly lost your account

My ID raped me and made (you) watch.

>>1102530 Also, if you really want to maximize value what you actually want to do is >install the game through epic >start Japanese VPN >log in >make purchases in game Epic is giving 20% back in rewards points until January. I'm covered for like 2 years of monthlies because of this.

He wouldn't do this...

I’m cold

>>1102538 ...

>>1102540 was hsr on it too? though im on the cusp of quitting that but still unsure overall

>>1102542 Good

>>1102534 >think I didn't, but I was under impression since I've launched restreaming process on the different device thru ssh, it will live on its own in that session, it didn't... which I knew would happen but I didn't put 2+2 this time

>>1102530 The site definitely rips you off with bundles. For example there is a pack with (6480+1600)*3 for 212€. Okay but a singular pack costs 64€ which times 3 is 192€. Unless you have a service fee for every transaction, that I can't see before checkout, it's cheaper to not buy the bulk pack. The same thing with the All-In-One pack that is more expansive than buying each pack seperately. So if you don't bother calculating and just think you will get it cheaper cause you buy more, you're fucked

>>1102538 Open up, bro!

>>1102549 If I got a girl ID you’d have been nicer

>>1102542 Grab a sweater

>>1102419 TRVKE

I’m warm

Look at this! PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING WITH MY ID!

>>1102586 Fucking who?

>>1102586 sure

Im excited for dialyn solely for the fact that I will now be able to slot billy/corn/elgato with a seed team and a proper physical stunner that is not pulchra

>>1102586 Isn't she an annoying art hoe AND a food blogger?

>>1102586 she will post a sex review online with pictures of your dick for all to see and rate it 3/10

>>1102604 f u

>>1102604 Don't input this it makes mustard g

>>1102604 wtf why would you do this

>>1102608 >>1102611 Why did you redeem...

This bitch is annoying as fuck. 0/10 would not sex.

SAAR DO NOT

>>1102611 NYOOOOOOOOOO

They keep making new models when they can just make Sjal an agent

for those that uses pulchra: I don't have jufufu so i'm still using qingyi for my yixuan team with panda (soon to be replaced by lucia). Is pulchra M6 better or should I just stick with qingyi, its just kinda hard to get both yixuan energy charged and qingyi on field stun requirement together cleanly. I mess up syncing the stun with shifu energy all the time.

im sowwy I couldnt resist

>>1102655 Qingyi is harder to play but should be better than Pulchra

>>1102666 sounds about right, maybe I should just get good. I really dont want to pull for rerun characters so maybe I should just hold and see if dialyn works

>>1102662 One time I convinced halfchan that you would get 100 poly if you kicked the soccer ball on Sixth street onto the porch of Box Galaxy

NTR'ing my id

>>1102685 Bwo...

>>1102686 kek belle is mine now

>>1102655 You NEED her

>>1102685 >

>>1102690 i gave her a pity, and she didn't come home.

>>1102689 No way... Boos... bangin?

Is it true that Nicole is the bestest, strongest, cutest, hottest, sexiest, most beautiful and most beloved ZZZ ever?

>>1102739 TRVE

>>1102739 >Censored boobs It's not true.

>>1102739 yes, albeit i know her by other name

>Huge robot lion man with epic martial arts moves, asura's wrath-style extra arms, zenyatta orbs and a complex, skill-expressive kit with the coolest moves to date, and shares voice actors with vegeta and aizen >Yeah you're a fag if you roll for that Some people man

>>1102739 This fact has been fact checked as FALSE by real new eridu patriots The title actually belongs to trigga

>>1102757 Always assume it's a brownoid/woman who's trying to piss you off.

>>1102757 Always assume it's a brownoid/woman who's trying to rape in the ass.

>>1102757 I say this

my isp is dying, good thing I pre downloaded the patch yesterday sex with coco

Can't wait for Lucia's sexy ass

>>1102757 >

>>1102789 >female with the male part crossed out every time

>>1102739 YES WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE GETS REFINED

>>1102797 >otherwise

>>1102784 Sex with Coco

so do you guys think our senior brother Ye is going to backstab Shifu or Sarah? Shifu has so many flags I think shes becoming a red herring at this point.

>>1102757 >>Yeah you're a fag if you roll for that hmmmm... nyes

>>1102439 LOLOLOLOL, ok I'm stop now

>>1102815 if kanye backstabs shifu I'd kneel pretty hard, not that I hate her but I'd like to see it happen

>>1102815 I just realized this confirmed he doesn't have thiren ears

>>1102842 hes the anti-miyabi, no ears but full fluffy tail.

Billy demon mode when?

bro bro bro check ts out real quick bro look bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYjnSZ26YLQ

>>1102875 War God Emperor of Serious* Billy

>>1102757 >vegeta FVARK posting be upon us

>>1102815 He's morbing into a limited banner character

>>1102882 Belle stop making Fairy generate meme videos.

>>1102882 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ph02gzqmY >christian vegetables predicted modern-day internet

Lucia's big boobs and ASMR revived my dick.

>>1102918 He looked better before

>>1102929 Pretend her pencil scratching was actually the sound of her scratching her bush

>>1102882 That's impressive. I sure hope this will be used to usher in a new era of absurdist humour and not for anything else...

>>1102938 Some of them are genuinely funny but the shits with deceased people? Yeah, that can burn

god she must be RIPE she's just out there living in a tent NEVER bathing IMAGINE

LUCIA OFFICIAL FOOT SLUT ALSO RECEIVED SLOPPY FOOTJOB FROM ID

>>1102965 There aren't any showers in the forest...

My ID's probably gonna throw themselves off the cliff in waifei if they loose the 50/50 on bibi

>>1102987 NOOOOOO MURPHY ILL CATCH YOU

>>1102989 Oh my god I didnt watch the livestream, of course theres a fucking clip of HER falling, also so close to 6 B's

>>1102989 >Wise running in to catch her fat ass Those tentacles look too heavy for either Proxy to lift, let alone catch mid fall

>asmr singing I'm cum m

my id will rape me and its totally going to be a female agent and not some male npc!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1102935 I will dive into that jungle anytime

>>1103004 Damn, Grace is kinky.

>>1102928 I always found this clip funny- not because it was unexpected, but more so because of it's utilization of the now commonplace "repetition is the basis of comedy" technique (a practice that's somehow neglected by even the more experienced comedy writers of our generation) In this scenario, the repeated "weed eater" punchline worked exceptionally well not because its implied randomness, but because the basis of the joke had been setup to imply another unrelated, seemingly "randomly generated" answer; indeed, it is the combination of this immediate callback + subversion to its predicated foundation that makes the payoff for this short yet subtle gag ring exceptionally well to the average listener

Lucia's soft breathing part while she sleeps should've been longer.

>>1102999 wanna bet?

>>1103011 ChatGPT, generate me a picture of Vivian painting her nails.

Is /zzz/ really skipping dailyn to roll for Banyue? He is so balls...

>>1103004 >evil ass rapist bangboo

>>1103027 Nah I'm not that sure about Dailyn but I definitely won't roll Banyue. If Dailyn allows for triple stun teams I'll get her, otherwise will have to see...

>>1103027 im getting both haha

chatGPT, generate my id as a loving purple thing instead of a fucking boo, describe how she rapes me in vivid detail, and how she takes care of me after

holy fricken crap!

>>1103027 Yes. Combos.

Maybe if Lucia had toes out on her playable model I'd roll. Would rather the time and effort they spent redesigning her went into actually animating Yidhari tentacles to be part of combat. What is wrong with this dev team

>>1103021 I typed that all myself... it took 20 minutes

>>1103011 A very good analysis, yeah true. You can see this exact behavior in stuff with random punchlines (like that 'E' meme) and how they are repeated over and over and over, to the point where compilations of only that SPECIFIC meme are made. The funniest gag of this type will forever be Shoop da Whoop.

>>1103062 you're getting old, qingyi

>>1103062 I don't trust you. Say something a robot wouldn't.

>>1103046 Certainly! Here, I've generated a loving purple thing for you! Would you like some help to describe a rape scene involving this thing? Or maybe some NTR story, it's been all the rage! Don't hesitate to ask me for help!

>>1103074 Chicken Jockey?

>>1103027 skipping both

>>1103027 rolling both for Krampus kino

>>1103027 He's the first male I'm ever rolling for because he plays like Asura and that game was fucking awesome. Also I haven't been here for a while, is Zhao confirmed A rank? Also intense sweaty sex with my id.

does the banner drop tonight? this site says it does...

>>1103099 zhao has a whole shilling event alongside shungite in 2.4, she clearly is the 2nd s rank in 2.5, also nice sex with wise vivian

>>1103101 yes typical time for patch since forever 23h east coast

>>1103103 I don't care what she is in game Zhao is S rank in my heart.

>>1103101 Nice, I can roll right when I get home from work. >>1103103 Vivian doesn't deserve sex, I'm obviously Belle.

.

>>1103050 She would fall asleep and smash her truck into cleveland's house during his bath

>>1103027 Me skipping Dialyn has no relation to me skipping Banyue. I'm not a huge fan of her design but if she has good animations and fun on-field Stunner gameplay I'd just roll both.

>>1103118 Rolling Banyue*

>>1103099 >intense sweaty sex with my id. Belle... Astra... Evelyn... Qingyi... Zhu Yuan.. Jane Doe.. Miyabi... Yanagi... Venus... Rain.. Caesar.. Lucy...

Just woke up What did i miss?

>>1103146 goat asmr stream

>>1103146 pencil scratching sounds

>>1103135 >AI sloppa

>>1103027 I'm rolling neither. Zhao and Idols are far too close for me to be using my pulls Also sex with my ID until the bed breaks

>>1103135 I don't mind goofy slop, but get those disgusting flesh ears off my screen

>>1103027 You only need 2 pulls to get both bro

>>1103154 aizen...

>>1103154 Aizen...

upside down hags in your area

Rupture game play is by far the most enjoyable. I'm becoming a full rupture shill.

>>1102757 Funeral skippers

ok /zzz/. choose your faction now or forever hold your peace. are you a ruptureGOD, attackGOD, or anomalyGOD?

>>1103189 AttackGAWD for LIFE

>>1103173 There is only one Rupture character whose gameplay feel you can know without being a beta tester

>>1103150 >luddite posta >>1103155 >I don't mind goofy slop, but get those disgusting flesh ears off my screen What's your opinion on this picture?

>>1103194 I feel it in my heart.

Who the fuck is Aizen

>>1103189 You'll have my reply in 2 months when I know what Zhao is.

>>1103189 Right now Attack mogs but by 2.4 the situation may be different. Although Yebibi's definitely gonna reinvigorate Attacker meta in 2.5 (while Zhao kills Anomaly with permafreeze cancer).

>>1103189 ATTACKGWOD FOR MY OBOL WIVES

>>1103027 Zhao and Yebibi all the way bro And Vivian of course

>>1103135 >AI slop Disgust- wait, I know that art style...

>>1103189 Obolshilling wonnered me over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0X57CaSOM

>>1103189 all my favorites are attackers I am an attackDEITY

>>1103201 too stylized to tell I will simply imagine them fluffy

>>1103189 really love obol so atk

>>1103189 Attack and Rupture Yixuan handles all my anomaly bosses >>1103237

>>1103189 I'm an anomalycel disordermaxxer

>>1103257 seeing a kajillion numbers pop up on the screen after spamming 3 ults does activate my brain chemical receptors

>>1103254 >>1103257 anomalybros... i didn't know we were the minority here....

We love Hoshimi Miyabi here

>>1103281 anon...

>>1103189 My fav team has an attacker DPS, so I guess attackGOD? But with Yiddy I will probably enter the realm of ruptureLORD as well

HOLY FUCK JUST LET ME ROLL ALREADY! Orphie and Evelyn's fat ass banners are killing the game!

>>1103288 DON'T TALK ABOUT EVE'S FAT ASS! I didn't rolled her and I'm sad whenever I see Eve... Also should I lvl up Neko/Billy? They are my only dmg dealers right now aside from S11

>>1103216 >Yebibi >attacker >when 2 Yunkui buffs rupture and the other 2 are rupture Nuh uh.

>>1103189 AttackGOD. I find anomaly super boring and there isn't a single rupture character that I like

>>1103281 Bro.. I can see it.

Manato found dead in a ditch

>>1103281 Thank you officer for your servass I mean service

>>1103281 Thanks NEPS

>>1103281 Sexo with Mibibi

Thank you officer for your servass

Fml, I posted the wrong one

neps are not good officers, I was blackmailed by one for sexual favors

>>1102757 You people say this, but you all are going to skip anyways

>>1103324 Screencapping this post, I will post it later next to my Banyue and his ball(s) pulls

>>1103326 The future is going to prove me right, and you know it

>>1103189 My faction is something more pure. I'm CalydonGOD.

>>1103324 I'll only roll him if 2.5 is a skip patch. Simple as.

>>1103307 KEK >>1103324 You're underestimating how gay this general is. I remember a while back somebody was asking about the game and they said they had the impression that ZZZ was "kinda gay." And I said that wasn't true! How silly I feel now.

Just woke up.

>>1103324 It wouldn't surprise me. I doubt most people here are gonna pull Banyue when the mega shilled VH that's for (you) is gonna be available next patch

No one actually likes my ID and most people wish they were gone forever

>>1103355 I like you Astra

>>1103355 i love your yaos astra

>>1103300 >should I lvl up Neko/Billy? Yes because what else are you going to use. I recommend Billy btw, neither is good for endgame content but Billy is great for story content and farming. Look up a guide on how to play him properly as he's not as straightforward as he seems.

>>1103355 We all love Astra here thoeverbeitly

my id got drunk and took a shit on my chest wtf???

>>1103355 I would allow Astra to rape me

>>1103355 Facts!

>>1103355 How fitting.

>>1103367 Take better care of your sister, Wise

>>1103355 I had to stop using trial Astra in Lost Void because every time I saw her tits bounce during her ult it made me want to jerk off.

>>1103324 i'm rollan him and will roll extra hard if they don't cuck on making him more technical

>>1103373 Soulless.

Give me a sentence summary of the livestream I missed it

>>1103367 classic belle!

Alright I finally caught this damned goat What now?

11

>>1103394 have goatsecx? idk

>>1103394 Death

>>1103396 tiger cubs

27

41

300+

11

>>1103388 crunch crunch feet feet sleep sleep

>>1103388 cute feet and a lot of singing and munching

Orphie Magnusson, age

17 or something

What is her age?

My ID got drunk, dressed up as belle, and took a shit on >>1103367's chest

I want zhao to be a 300+ ancient thiren warrior who gets insanely horny and reproductive to continue her legendary thiren lineage when she sees a young and dedicated martial artist with a bright future like me (paethon)

>>1103470 id consider her like, 17-19 shes around there definitely

>>1103324 Yidhari >Ellen exists >Miyabi exists >not as fun as Ban'yue or Yi Xuan Ban'yue >Cool techs like Yi Xuan >only competition is Evelyn I actually like Yidhari but most people don't and think he is the better design

>>1103324 >You now remember how many anons rolled Yixuan mostly because of how varied her moveset is

>>1103497 I shall be rolling both. Banyue's kit is way too fucking cool for me to resist, but I also can't resist hammerkino and her fat fucking tits

>>1103324 I'm gonna roll him and his ball if I can manage it.

I feel obligated to roll Yidhari as a MonHun hammer main

>stream still going Release the video dammit I'm eternally buffering on live

>>1103470 >Magnusson >son Is orphie secretly a male

>try manual chain on yixuan for the meme ult tech >hit it but score only goes up 300 points >meanwhile my zhu yuan rotations get fucked I will be keeping manual chain off

>>1103510 Yeah

CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH

still 2k warriors listening to potato crunch

>>1103497 >not as fun as Ban'yue or Yi Xuan What makes you think that?

>>1103498 That and Fufu, I was worried that it would be a while without a rupture DPS so I would have no one to play her with.

>>1103514 orphie got chipcrept and her banner isn't even over

>>1103518 I rolled Fufu to use with my Sanby and Toriga, but she's lost her spot because of Seed and Orphie , so she's been benched for the past 6 weeks So now i'm giving her TWO Rupture agents to bounce between as an apology.

Is the stream different in jp or is it the same audio as en?

>>1103136 You're missing a couple people there bud...

I am not going to be able to stay awake until the patch and I will miss all the new patch funposting

>>1103517 She is Piper but you don't have to build up to or combo to commit to a spin you just charge. >>1103524 I just use Trigger

>>1103569 Piper gameplay without Piper sounds kinda based

>>1103557 There is no way in hell Yixuan is a virgin that long with a body that hot.

>>1103569 Piper gameplay without Piper sounds kinda gay

>>1103577 Shifu is indeed canonically a pathetic virgin who has never experienced a trial of the heart Grown ass woman in her 30s with a cat as a child replacement

>>1103563 bro just walks into elementary schools and cleans up huh

>>1103497 >only competition is Evelyn my biggest issue right now. I love Evelyn and I'm glad we don't have HSR powercreep or anything but I skipped Orphie because of her and I'll probably skip Banyue too. Astra/Eve/Lighter is still by far my best and comfiest team. Ellen is finally noticeably falling off so I'll probably get Yidhari and put Ellen on Seed battery duty

>>1103440 Need nagi wife

which ZZZ needs a foot massage the most

>>1103595 Yanagi

>>1103592 Out of fucking nowhere

goo mo ning patch status?

>>1103513 >that webm The Demon of Babylong cloaks itself in the coat of the righteous.

>>1103604 Wait, is this why Howl never moves?

RAPE