Sometimes, I wanna fuck Chinatsu and spend all night cuddling with her. Other times, I wanna do so with Rokudo. Then, there are some days of the week where all I desire to do, is to plap Yutanes little robotic ass. Thats the beauty of male sexual nature; polygamy. I love all my girls, and I love each one for different reasons.

Sometimes, I wanna NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Am I blessed by my ID?

My ID will kill the baker for taking too long.

>>1163301 alice is a bad influence on yuzuha...

Seed booty.

Ye Shunguang is a fine young lady who takes an above average amount of dicks

⚠️ 9 DAYS TO PULL FOR GOTE ⚠️ 🚨 DO NOT MISS IT 🚨 🐐 YOU NEED HER 🤓☝️

Trigger id

>>1163315 (One is average, mine counts as two)

>>1163300 drinking mahou from burnice bosoms.

>>1163315 she's a horrible young SLUT

STOP! Open Paint right now and draw your most anticipated character!

My id agrees: Shungite bitch is a strumpet, a floozy, a tramp, a dastardly SUCCUBUS (not sexy kind). Used up, whore flaunting her tits in 4 different ways, stripper that is not a true void hunter. Slut slut slut slut

>>1163330 You and your ID is right in every way.

>>1163316 murphy's slow banner is going to kill zenless

Mibibi lost to Shibibi

Whoreing out my id to (You)

I'm skipping until 3.0

>>1163340 she whores herself for food.

ID beats up Shunko and Mibi and Shifu and then rapes me Berserk Eclipse style >>1163301 Brat needs correction

>>1163342 <I'm having a rather Anbyvalent day

>>1163348 She would do that

Sex

>>1163348 God, imagine Seed using Seed Sr. to hold you down while she takes advantage of your immobile body, completely ignoring your protests...

>>1163316 Do I need her sig or is there a good cope option?

Lucy ID was right, this bitch is crazy

>>1163356 MOGS Mibibi btw

>>1163357 there is no good cope you don't need a sig tho, lucy ball is fine sig is a welcome 12~15% team damage increase tho

>>1163358 She's so pretty...

Can somebody dump all the funny zhu edits?

Killing my id with a large rock

you guys should try grok video gen for your favorite images

>>1163365 Damian would say that you corpo rat

>>1163356 That is one sexy bitch

>>1163329 playable mob chan tomorrow

>>1163368 for paizuri i love medium tits, theres something arousing about the perfect size, cant really explain it

Sarah does this to the id below

My ID cucked Mibibi

>>1163358 Yeah but she's crazy for (You)

>>1163376 Where is she...

>>1163316 I did, and I lost to S11 (M3). I'll try again on her rerun cause I gotta guarantee Dialyn, Banyue, and Yebibi

>>1163392 >the message about you is the only one with a period, implying a more serious tone Kinda funny they added such a detail lel

>>1163388 you tell me Sweety

DON'T GAY OPEN INSIDE

>>1163402 no...

Watch this. MY ID WANTS SEX AND I CAN'T SAY NO.

pffft

>>1163420 it's your duty to take care of your dog.

>genshin: community doompost about milliastra wonderland >hsr: doompost about cyrene What's our doompost

>>1163427 Salesniggers in general.

>>1163427 A-rank Zhao doomposts soon

>>1163429 I don't even really see that anymore outside of halfchan

>>1163431 thats because salesniggering is prohibited here lol

Thoughts on Miyabi's feet?

clearing shiyu with my ID, assuming I have the character

>>1163430 is it really a doompost when the lack of news about her is a clear sign of it being the case?

>>1163427 What about Cyrene? I know what's up with Miliastra (and it's 100% deserved I hope that shit dies off in a year), but I don't play HSR. In any case we don't have any doomposts unless, like the other guy said, we get an A-rank Zhao.

>>1163430 Kamanosuke sexo!

>>1163431 Even on Reddit (the origin of the sales meme chart) sales posting is also banned there.

>>1163439 If you believe in the S-rank, you can get even more mad when they rugpull you

>>1163439 No, because we get 2 s ranks a patch retard.

>>1163441 Forgot pic

>>1163423 But it's Isolde...

>>1163432 Even on reddit and Twitter it died down and they used to be way worse than halfchan.

>>1163329 It's Zhao but I dont feel like drawing her right now

>>1163449 anon?

>>1163435 I was hoping for something wackier but whatever

>>1163457 the legendary npc ID reset happens from time to time, it will become isolde once you f5

>>1163459 Nice C6 Sanby with C2 astra

>>1163440 >What about Cyrene? Cyrene is e2 bait and dogshit without it along with being limited to supporting the other Amphoreus characters, to the point that the livestream for her patch used an e6 Cyrene to not make her look weak This coincides with her $155-$300 weapon skin that only changes one thing in her ult animation Also secondaries who didn't actually play HI3 to realize how Elysia is a bad character are angry that she's a super MC pandering character instead of lesbian jesus

>>1163445 >>1163446 don't get me wrong. i'd love for her to be an S-rank. but there has been 0 shilling for her. no, appearing in the story is not enough, look at iansan, they did her dirty.

MORE RECYCLED DISCS YAAAAAYYYYY https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1982658515769434545

where is it, hoyo?

>>1163461 i will not :) it'll remain being cairn.

>>1163462 bruh

>>1163466 Literally what the fuck do you think they're going to do. Run yebibi for the entire patch both halves with zhao as the A rank? Also she got more shilling than most characters get lol. Some are lucky if they were even introduced before their shill patch

>>1163476 anby's expression is perfect for this moment

Zhao will be the free Harumasa to Yebibi's month long Mibibi banner

>>1163466 A rank Shungy confirmed

Since yebibi's gonna be the main story focus what's zhao's agent story going to be about

>>1163484 accounting

>>1163477 they could pull an agent out of their asses like they did with varesa. i do not trust hoyo ever since. but i hope you are right.

>>1163457 Hmm...

Wait my ID is Burnice now

>>1163480 she really said :<

>>1163480 It's over . . .

>>1163329 Now it's confirmed I'm the only person in /zzz/ rolling for The Sexy One™

>>1163491 it makes me wonder why anon thought a 3min clear was that stacked >>1163462 anon did you really think that, or is this banter?

>>1163486 My dude varesa was the only 5 star of her patch and it's mainly because genshin didn't want to make a dark skin potato the main focus.

>>1163496 the zzz community simply cannot handle the truth of sanby's newfound power

>>1163496 Banter mate. I forgot that I'm posting in the most unironically autistic part of the fandom.

>>1163502 >autistic no u

>>1163502 your banter SUCKS

>>1163500 >when the bodycam malfunctions

Manager.

>>1163502 sorry for being autistic bwo here, have a hug

>>1163515 It's always manager, proxy, bro, does any agent call you by your name?

>>1163517 Yeah my id

>>1163517 no, then they would have to record twice as many voicelines

>>1163521 ai voiceover so characters can say your screen name >ex ex ex juanzito ex ex ex, its time to align your meridians basadissimo

>>1163517 sometimes. but the stick to "manager" and "proxy" because of >>1163521 and because, somehow, the writers still remember that proxies like to remain anonymous.

Oh yeah, is there a dialogue difference between Wise and Belle trust story with Manato?

>>1163517 In non-voiced lines sometimes One I remember is Vivian calling you by your first name in the climactic scene of 1.7

the absolute creaminess and squishiness of paizuri is something to behold

Greetings senior sisters!

>>1163545 >these NPCs >Fufu >Wise forma la Chinksuit What's Shifu's secret to all her disciples having big asses?

Sup meltoids Is Yixuan's sig any good on Manato? I got absolutely fucked on my rolls, the game kept giving me anything but his dupes or sigs. Posting here probably put me in the dev's shitlist for real

>>1163551 basically as good as his W1 sig

Failume Heights and Waifei Peninsula have been fun, but I'm pretty ready to go somewhere different.

My ID is the biggest whore ITT btw

Failume Heights and Waifei Peninsula have been shit, I'm ready to go somewhere different.

Jerked off to Magus for the first time and now my dick is chafed.

Cute and canon

>>1163586 kissing your sister in the lip is wrong

AI is fucking crazy nowdays

>>1163220 Good question. Basically, you always want to follow EX presses with BA3 as it shortcuts. Sometimes you'd do EX > EX > BA3 and sometimes you won't be able to do BA3 at all because of the enemy attack pattern. So in that case you might actually be left with an odd charge. But when you're playing Ellen, there's no real point in going for BA1 (or initiating the GBW auto-combo) if you don't have three charges before it. So you either initiate with raw EX and go for BA3, in which case you don't care about your current stacks, or you initiate with Charge Scissors, in which case you'll get three stacks anyway and continue the rotation as usual regardless of your starting stacks. I can see one scenario where that could affect your actual combat rotation - when you do EX > EX and can't follow up with BA3, you'd be left with 2 charges, meaning the next time you swap Ellen in, you can actually do uncharged Scissors and still have enough Flash Freeze Charges to get to BA3.

>>1163589 Brothers should ONLY kiss their sisters.

>>1163605 The thumbnail made me think I could see it

>>1163558 >all S rupture w-engines have half of their passive locked behind their element >can't roll for Manato's cause I'm 30 pulls from w-engine pity

its almost time for yidhari...

Kek maybe AI is alright after all >>1163618 >>all S rupture w-engines have half of their passive locked behind their element Even worse, the passive is directly to specific agent mechanics. Anton can't utilize Haru sig for example.

Murphy is going to rape my wallet

>>1163620 are those balloons or weird frankfurt sausages? i hope its the latter, im kinda hungry tbh

>>1163629 I just assumed it was some kind of dildo.

>>1163629 anal stimulator

CORIN WOULDN'T LIKE ANAL

>>1163639 Who's saying she has a choice.

>>1163639 i have yet to find a girl that enjoys anal so i take that as true

Corin would love anal

Corin would learn to like anal against her will.

My ID is actually the anti Christ

>>1163646 why is she doing that? is she asking for a little bit of salt or sugar?

>>1163646 GOOKBWOS DON'T LOOK

>>1163654 Secret final boss

>>1163654 Coffee is evil, we need a tea merchant

>>1163646 That's her preferred size btw

>>1163661 Bro, your Coco?

I finally sat down and did the yidhari dream event. While it was very fun gameplay wise, it did feel very bare bones in terms of mechanics. Id like them to have this come back with more stuff but I don't it'll happen. Also the fucking constant recaps about what was happening really was stupid.

>>1163662 >pretending Corn's allowed to have "preferences" She'll take it, and she'll like it. That's IT.

>>1163646 >mesugaki corin wait this is activating my neurons

>>1163664 I just thought of that, having coco offer energy every day would be a nice change of pace.

>>1163666 So trve, Satan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGm00xCpW-k

>>1163668 She spent too much time learning from Nicole

I'm going to be honest. I tried coffee a single time when I was in my 20s, hated it, and have never tried it again. I did the same thing with alcohol, smoking weed, and tobacco. All that shit is nasty.

>>1163685 that 11 year old child is just asking to get raped, devs are diabolical

>>1163683 nicunny...

>>1163686 I don't know how you've only had coffee once in your lifetime, but I guess that's a good thing. Caffeine can be very addicting, especially if you combine it with sugar, which is how coffee addictions tend to start.

>>1163691 Caffeine makes me jittery and anxious, I avoid it entirely. I don't want to end up like that spazz Coco.

>>1163691 I mean he's probably slamming 6 cans of red bull a day.

>>1163696 coco is hooked on sugar tho...

>>1163679 Man, I thought nobody would get that. Then again, I am in a thread with fellow 30-year-olds. >>1163686 I can't stand even just the smell of coffee. Something about it makes me nauseous, and when it's especially bad, I need to either leave or open a window for fresh air because I'll throw up otherwise.

>>1163602 neat I'll probably get her M1 if she is rerunning in 2.4, so I won't have to think about this anyway

>>1163686 I never tried weed or tobacco, but my friends had me try a bunch of alcohol after I turned 21, and I didn't care for any of it. Everything I tried had the same unpleasant after taste. I drank coffee a few times at one of my old jobs on some days when I was really tired, but it didn't really help at all, and I didn't care for the taste. I also hate the smell of coffee breath from other people, so I just avoid it entirely now. I like black tea though with a little bit of milk splashed in.

>>1163701 >>1163705 Coffee smells bad and coffee breath is even worse, I have a coworker that drinks coffee the entire shift and it's unbearable on the days I have to work with them.

test

test

>>1163686 same, only once it's funny how it makes you feel awake but at the same time you can tell you're still tired and you're just going to crash later

>>1163713 >>1163715 You failed.

>>1163701 >fellow 30-year-olds. But I'm not 30...

>>1163715 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR82_cpW9Dc

We need a girl that looks at us with pure hate in her eyes

>idolmaster officially doing cuckshit Japan has fallen.

>>1163732 Seriously? That's sad.

>>1163732 Elaborate

>>1163732 What happened?

>>1163737 Oh my god is that... A MARRIED WOMAN?? I AM LITERALLY BEING CUCKED BY MARRIED WOMEN EXISTING. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY MOTHER HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE THAT WASNT ME TO CREATE ME I CANNOT HANDLE THIS THAT WHORE DESERVES DEATH

damn. I don't care.

>>1163737 This is LITERALLY NTR...

>>1163739 yes unironically

test

>>1163753 Stop testing.

>>1163737 If she's a married woman working as an idol, I feel like it would be producer-san cucking her husband.

>>1163757 test

>>1163759 I was under the impression that Producer-san, i.e. the player, is the husband

If this whore is physical then I don't care if she's a void hunter, she's a skip.

>>1163763 That probably makes the most sense actually.

How many bongs till Yiddy

>>1163737 Wasn't the name of this card something like "Dream of the Future"? Like, it's the future fate of this girl and the producer

>>1163764 >first ever non anomaly phys dps is chinkyabi 2.0

where is ZHAO drip???

You know what we REALLY need? A Louise from Zero no Tsukaima expy Agent.

>>1163764 This isn't genshin bwo. The elements barely matter.

>>1163764 She's going to be Solar

>>1163764 This is genshin bwo. The elements matter.

>>1163686 You know it's okay to put some sugar in it

>>1163778 >40% res barely matter

Hope the whore is ice so gets cucked more

>>1163787 Yes, but that goes for every element. So elements don't really matter if you just build a well rounded account.

>>1163764 That boob window of hers activates my chimp-brain.

>>1163764 zamn! shes a whore

>>1163764 She could be Mega Rayquaza tiers of gamebreaking and I would still skip her. I have an idol agency to run.

>>1163791 >"The elements barely matter." >they do >"well just have most agents so you can literally pick a team that takes into account said element resist and elements barely matter" woooahhh

>>1163807 Yes but it's not like genshin where physical is cucked forever because no elemental reactions.

What the hell 1.92b still can't break through top 100.

>>1163807 if yebitsushi is physical then they will release one gorillion physical shill enemies and then physical will become SSSSS tier element, who cares?

>>1163811 Prolly cuz when the co op mode came out there were a bunch of bugs with infinite mode that let people crank out an absolutely ludicrous amount of score.

>>1163814 They all just get their 1 shill boss, the only one who got one gorillion shill enemies is Zhu to milk the lack of Ether DPS early on

>>1163814 And then make a 3.0 boss with 40% phys res

>>1163764 Do you really want another electric?

>>1163820 >3.0 2.6

>>1163823 >even lost to her ears Mibibibibibibi...

>>1163823 We got powercrept It's over

>>1163764 That'll be good for variety. We've had nothing but ether and electric shilling for all of 2.X. I'm kinda sick of how samey my teams are because of it

>>1163777 Lucy could be that if she falls madly in love with the Proxy.

>>1163823 huh I thought the creator refined her brother's ears but apparently they are still there after the transform.

>>1163823 Unironically I don't have a single good on field electric. Game fucked me trying to get Sanby, Seed was the easiest skip ever, and now there's not much point in rolling 'nagi when she gets cock blocked by the new DA boss simply because she's anomaly.

>>1163851 Every agent is on field if you dont switch out

>>1163855 >Yuzuha ID I see what you're doing

>>1163845 these are the stupidest non-ears ever, on all three known Ye models watch her Qingping form have them tied in a bow or some crap

2.4 cinematics are looking pretty crazy bwos

>>1163823 190cm (ears included)

>>1163842 Lucy isn't abusive to the point of malicious cruelty, and that's a good thing.

>>1163777 A very tempting choice. Also consider: a Shana expy.

>>1163851 >not much point in rolling 'nagi when she gets cock blocked by the new DA boss simply because she's anomaly Her disorder has nothing to do with the real disorder, you only have to proc anomaly on her once and you can do her disorders.

>>1163877 How are you going to proc anomaly on the defiler's blade?

>>1163882 I'm not, that shit has so little HP I can kill it with my supports.

>>1163777 >Lucy but she gets more flanderized and poorly written

>>1163895 She brutally mogged and murdered Mibibi...

>>1163900 the earbowl...the cursed swordbowl...the Void Hunterbowl...the Proxybowl...

ok but does horse girl get a video like this? I think NOT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnlwxhhFYv0

Ellen fucking Joe

>>1163911 t**nagers...

>>1163884 Mono-phys requires like all 3 characters to use their ults to kill it in time. The point was that 'nagi is a worse pickup if you have to invest so much on something that doesn't even damage the boss when literally every other electric agent could just immediately destroy it solo. Not to mention the 25% less anom damage on top of it.

>>1163921 All 3 characters in mono-phys are anomaly, so of course they'd struggle. I don't understand why you'd pick up any character for meta, the game isn't that hard bro. Just pick up Anby on the rerun

We love Ellen Joe here

Ellen Joe. More like. What a joke!

we need to talk about how no one is taking pictures of Caesar in the screenshot event

>>1163932 Be the change you want to see

>>1163925 anom characters are designed to run along other anom characters. And Yuzuha is a support, the support designed for anom teams. Are you arguing just to argue? My point remains true and now you're shifting to something else and talking about picking up another character. Well, yeah? that's literally what I was getting at.

>>1163932 I've seen some

Ellen Joe promoting the store to gather Yidhari skill mats.

We prefer Hoshimi Miyabi here

>>1163939 You're the one arguging just to argue. I was just saying Yanagi doesn't get completely fucked by the upcoming anomaly nerfs and then you come back with "OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC EXAMPLE ON A SINGLE BOSS????". If you're struggling with Defiler just say so in the first place, bitchboy.

My fuarking HERO https://youtu.be/ffl4HDp-_S4?si=BCDlKbakA_nqL28o

>>1163949 >then you come back with "OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC EXAMPLE ON A SINGLE BOSS????" My very first post on the subject >>1163851 was about this EXACT example, I never changed my argument and now you're going to insults "bitchboy".

>>1163957 >new DA boss Oh, I assumed you were talking about the actual new boss instead of one that has been out for almost 2 patches now. Sorry broski, maybe you'll clear month old content someday.

Stop fighting...

>>1163960 Again with the insults. 2 patches is still a new boss, you misinterpreted my post and unintentionally strawmanned and upset yourself. And the others are right, I'm done posting about this because it's retarded.

keep fighting keep meltying i need amusement

>>1163971 Dropping the meltynuke

>>1163974 disgusting ugly whore

>>1163974 Beautiful blue creature

yebibi will actually be solar (fire) anomaly and will have in combat dialogue with bibian where they bicker over who phaethon likes more

>>1163974 beautiful enchanting maiden

>>1163971 Genshin and HSR's story is better than ZZZ's.

>>1163983 CHAT IS THIS VIDEO REAL???

>>1163983 I played Genshin for 3 years and I still don't know what the story was. I remember the bad guys were after some magic chess pieces, but after they stole the one from Venti the other guys just kind of gave them away like they didn't matter so I assumed they don't really matter. Paimon also likes food.

>>1163983 >Trigger eyes

>>1163974 Kisses...

Boo!

Just realized both Zhao and Yebibi have had Tieba “leaks” where they both have an install. Is that the gimmick for 2.5? I hope it is, installs are kino.

>>1163995 Remember when Magus was supposed to "install" into Seed Sr?

>>1163994 Kaku!

>>1163996 another casualty of the gremlin's existence

>>1164000 More likely it wasn't real in the first place and leakers made it up. We love Seed here btw.

>>1164001 It was from the Obol leaks, so a combination attack was considered at some point before they decided to change Seed so drastically

>>1163974 My ID thinks she is the cutest

>>1164001 They were CBT-1 leaks, if anything it’s surprising that very little changed since their release. Everything else was the same except Orphie being a clone and Seed Jr. becoming the “dirty bomb” Seed Sr. was carrying.

Fufu is an expert on cuteness, being cute herself she know what she is talking about Seed cute - TRVKE

Gonna blow up my dirty bomb inside of Seed

Hating Seed Jr. is low IQ and the rest of Obol would kill you.

>>1164008 Ah the good Dutch furnace

Sexing Seed Jr. is high IQ but the rest of Obol would rape you

>>1164007 shes not only cute but also very sexy and funny for an 11 year old as well

Picnic in park with my ID

Seed Jr. is high IQ

>>1164014 Obol passing me around like a cheap whore...

Seed Jr.

Not accepting your fate as Obol's walking talking dildo is low IQ

>>1164025 that's a child

>>1164016 What kind of food with Burnice bring to a picnic?

>>1164027 Meerkat kebab marinated in nitro-fuel.

>>1164027 Mocktails, mixers, ice

"Zenless Zone Zero doesn't want to make money, right?"

>>1164031 Doesn't need to. We can just keep taking all the money HSR doesn't use.

u niggas really should stop posting hot females, i was chilling and now im thinking about clapping fufus cheeks. Damn!

I'M GONNA HAVE A H*CKIN MEOWLT-DOWN!

>>1164037 Hey man, their events are expensive! Haven't you seen the... petting a dog event and the autocombat gauntlet...

>>1163732 love live wonned

Man how the hell do you get these again, It's been so long since I've done arpeggio plus the only thing I remember doing was blowing through it with one of the broken agent combos

>>1163987 there aren't any bad guys in genshin (except for venti he's big evil because he makes me have gay thoughts) just a bunch of competing agendas and misunderstandings and stuff, and the chess pieces are bones of an ayylmao and are more or less just big batteries

>>1164050 iirc you only need to do last floor of laboratory stage in hard mode to get the achievement, hard mode is a little harder but once you scale up a little its the same braindead spam

>>1164058 >(except for venti he's big evil because he makes me have gay thoughts) You can't be gay around these parts

>>1163987 >Paimon also likes food you got it, thats the plot of genshin, everything else is just a 2nd tier plot that leads to Paimon having a nice food party with the traveler

>>1164015 >for an 11 year old >for >implying

>>1164060 I'm not gay I just enjoy femboy fuckmeat and zzz needs a proper femboy for me to have guilty faps over, masamasa ain't it

>>1164071 can't you just go be gay somewhere else?

Gemini Pro gives students one year free but ONLY for United Kingdom, Germany, Egypt, Mexico and Saudi Arabia. Pretty weird combo. Still maybe someone else can use it too. Apart from Gemini you should also get 2 TB of cloud storage http://gemini.google/gb/students/?hl=en-GB

It's not gay if you're on top

>>1164075 You can get these two fists for free too pal

>>1164075 Gooning to Fairy pretending to be a female Agent of my choosing

This is a cunny general, not a gay general

This is a gooning general not a fapping general

>>1164087 That thing should be faster

>>1164087 That thing should die

>>1164087 That thing should be slower

>>1164084 look I am surrounded by JKs right now I need ro think gay thoughts

>>1164087 That thing should be exactly that speed.

>>1163995 The Zhao one is very questionable

>>1164100 So is your mom but we don't talk about it.

>>1164104 Are you bored?