LIZ LOVE

New thread New Mogan New me New matingpress with ID

My ID likes Halloween.

Just like in the Fairy tales, Liz really is a princess

Servant summon

Bird

Death to Albert Death to Nasu

My ID could 1 vs 2 in a grail war

>>1169027 Jack bros 2 soon

Answer my call and stand vigil over my posts. Come forth, GUARDIAN OF THE BROS!

Kama Love!

Impregnating my ID with the force of a thousand suns.

Sex with my ID

Ganging on my id just to be defeated and mercilessly stuffed.

November soon.

>>1169048 He wouldn't do that.

rerolling my ID so I can have sex a woman

>>1169052 Sir, that is a bird.

>>1169050 >fed ID Is that one new?

>>1169054 sir that is satan

>>1169055 We love maxwell here

new thread new sex with my ID

>>1169055 First time I've seen him, at least. I'll get anyone before my 120s...

Honestly? Respect.

>>1169056 Satan is cool though. What did God ever do for me?

>>1169027 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM1Qv-sD7uM

>>1169062 she will burn your pp off if you aren't careful bro...

>>1169062 God showed you the mercy of not striking you down on the spot, worm

>>1169068 >worship me so I can save you from the horrible things I'll do to you if you don't worship me

I think Satan SUCKS.

>>1169075 youre doing the horrible things to yourself

>>1169066 That seems to be my luck with females... >>1169068 Jokes on you I don't beleive in any of it anyway!

>>1169079 God is real whether you beliebe in Him or not

Satan, please bless me with one of my grails. >>1169076 >oberon ID must be a lie and Satan must be a cool guy.

>>1169055 Pretty sure I've seen maxy ID before, a couple times, in fact. >>1169062 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkiCMLbdlY

>>1169051 He wasn't asked.

Let's skip to the next thread, I don't need this Jesuit Sorcery Servant.

>>1169078 >I have omniscience and gave you free will knowing you'd do horrible things that I'd then have to punish you for doing

SEX with my ID

>>1169093 have you tried just not being wicked

>>1169094 bro...

>>1169078 >just stop thinking and serve me I'll stop thinkign for the BROS not for some genie in the sky. >>1169080 Then explain THIS

>>1169098 children with cancer are funny with their lil bald heads i guess

>>1169094 Holy jackpot.

And this is how /alter/ dies... all because you took the lord's name in vain...

>>1169101 Ironic thing to say given your ID

>>1169090 Embrace it.

>>1169075 >the horrible things I'll do to you Hmm...I don't believe Hell is a lake of fire that God dunks you in when you've been bad. Hell is the long, hopeless, dark road that awaits any who stray from goodness and truth. And since God IS goodness and truth, failing to walk with God is walking in darkness(Hell). Less a punishment and more a consequence. Like parking your car on a hill and then complaining that it rolled down the hill when you didn't use the handbrake. Yeah, the parking system lived a good life and wasn't mean to anyone, but it failed as all human things do and with no absolute fall back, the car went on a one-way trip to destruction.

>>1169107 I thought it was Oberon at first and I was like wtf is he doing to Yui?

Hell is where all the cool people go, and they have the better music down there.

>>1169097 >>1169100 Looks female enough

>>1169094 I will sex you and your ID

>>1169088 Being defeated and stuffed by him implies he has agency in the matter

/alter/ is pretty boring these days. we haven't had any good drama in years.

My ID and I will join sadfag's crusade to destroy the throne of heroes and release the heroic spirits from being trapped in an endless cycle of reincarnation

Never ever...

>>1169128 Be the change you want to see.

>>1169128 im going to kill you with a brick.

>1169128 go to half chan then, I am here to chill

>>1169107 My girlfriend and her girlfriend

>>1169128 Drama sucks

>halfchan faggot terminology unfortunately

>>1169128 The only good dramas were the bugs and errors caused by NA team's incompetence /alter/ drama sucks, they even brought stupid shit from their little discord groups and then wonders why people hate said discord groups

>>1169136 True. Just say 4chan, you don't get banned for saying it here and also everyone already knows what you're referring to anyway.

>>1169138 This. /alter/ is best when the devs fuck up, as that's when /alter/ is united in melting down AT outside source. /alter/ civil war and internal strife is lame.

INFERNO OF WITCHES' BLOOD WORSHIP IS NOT ON BENDED KNEE NATURE KNOWS NOT OF MERCY TO PRAY IS TO ACCEPT DEFEAT POWER PISSES ON THE WEAK BOW AND BEHEADED BY THE BEAST BEGGAR ON A BITCH'S LEASH SCUM IS DESPERATE FOR RELIEF WORSHIP IS THE WAY I RIDE WITCHING CURRENTS THROUGH THE EYE OF STORMS THAT FORCE THE FALSE TO DIE WORSHIP THE FLAMES WITH WHICH I RISE INTO APOCALYPTIC SKIES

Actual servant summon

>>1169149 Your ID is missing bro.

it is new

>>1169151 He's in your walls bro

Is this the fattest ass in Fate? Hip to waist wise?

>>1169156 IMPOSSIBLE! My walls are an inch thin! >>1169157 Yes and the sexiest version of her.

>>1169159 The rats are in between the imaginary walls

>>1169161 My cats will catch them.

>>1169157 LAS NALGAS

>>1169157 Imagine new liz giving you a blow job and leaving black lipstick marks all over your cock pure sex

>>1169162 These oni are too skinny.

>>1169177 I wish Mash was like this or something other than what she is. Lilith actually gets bonus points for adding a new facet upon Mash's one dimensional personality through her hatred.

>>1169186 >Mash playing a burn deck Disgusting, fuck her

>>1169104 Nice headcanon but that's not what your holy book says

>>1169191 >fuck her I mean, since you asked nicely...

>>1169180 Roll a Jalter and I'll trade with you.

>>1169191 Maybe she's just collecting (I know nothing about yugioh other than fusing your undead mammoth with your opponent's blue eyes will make him threaten suicide). I just like the artist.

>>1169197 Are you sure? Have you even read my holy book?

Oh gacha rng, tell me who's my servant of the thread.

>>1169204 we will see what i get once im home god i hate work

>pajeet It's never been more over.

You do not impregnate with the force of a sun. You'd kill the woman.

>>1169213 he's cool

>>1169191 I am a midrange enjoyer myself

>>1169214 It's okay. Nero can revive herself.

>>1169221 I havent played Yugioh in a while, but I might get the new Branded cards and some of the alt arts like Fusion Deploy

>>1169224 In card games in general not just yugioh, I think midrange is the most enjoyable to me

Bob's VA btw https://x.com/livedoornews/status/1983131630840471716 https://x.com/azumi_waki/status/1983159122272124946

>>1169234 hope everything turns out ok for her

Back when I still played YGO, I play Chaos deck. I think I still have my Chaos Emperor Dragon.

>>1169221 I like mids too bro

>>1169242 Edison is my favorite format

>>1168918 Just to add to the other anons' estimations, I started the bond 15 journey on my Ibaraki on march 23rd this year, and now I'm about 30 days away from reaching max bond on her, so that was around 8 months for me. She did go through a lotto and I super min-maxed the tower event as well though.

>>1169246 Based Ibaraki bro.

bed breaking sex with my ID!

>>1169255 Good job sis!

>>1169255 if the bed breaks, you could injure yourself or your partner and stop the sex

For me, its ancient warriors. >We will never have a proper Rot3K in FGO It hurts...

Found it

>>1169257 I'm a man.

>>1169186 It's up to her senpai to spoil her properly and guide to an adult life. It's not nice of Lilith to break something that doesn't belong to her.

>>1169207 Have you?

>>1169263 Sorry bro...

>>1169261 OCG cards? I have an english one with the pre-errata text

>>1169255 Tell me if Mandricardo yells SERMENT DE DURANDAL when he climaxes, because it sounds like a thing he would do.

>>1169268 It's ok, mandricardo is submissive enough

>>1169269 I've got a mix, yeah.

Need Sei gf irl...

One thing I dislike about yugioh card prints is that euro prints are so fucking dark compared to american prints. My UR Triple Tactics Thrust cards are so fucking dark, I barely see the guy

>>1169286 they dont exist

Got some Pokemon and MTG too. >wurm Heh

I liked Gusto.

>>1169286 I NEED a tamamo cosplayer gf

this thread is so spooky bros...

>>1169290 I know bro... No Jalter girls No Sei girls >>1169292 I have that Typhlosion card. I shoul\d go dig my pokemon cards out of storage one of these days and see what they're worrth.

I like D/D/Ds, funny how it's mostly historical figures taking a demon shape here Lunalights, Resonators are also cool. I like **Pendulums* too >>1169292 Never played Magic

>>1169295 It's all in the mind, bwo

>>1169304 When it comes to MTG, I was more of a collector than player. The card illustrations are gorgeous. For YGO I also like kaiju and fallen angel (I refuse to call it darklord. Datenshi is fallen angel).

>>1169266 I have and reached my conclusion after having read it and applied to my perception of the world. "The wages of sin is death" doesn't mean God himself kills you. Disobeying the 10 Commandements also didn't immediately wipe out Moses and his tribe.

>>1169261 I can give you one SQ for all of them, take it or leave it.

>>1169315 I ain't selling!

>>1169315 Albert...

Id that's good at pole dancing

>>1169253 She would call me cringe for not finishing her levels.

>>1169328 ew, gay, but probably true.

>>1169305 I might be scared, but I'm not a pussy

>>1169329 >Non-limited SR coins I'm sorry bro. At least the coin update will make it easier.

Damn bros its true what they say. Those Monster Beasts hit different in the morning. >>1169329 I's okay mine is one of my level 90s. I give grails for affection/love not gameplay, theres only so many to go around...

>>1169334 Shut up pussy.

>>1169350 I love you jalter

Bros...our cute /alter/ mascot has abandoned us...

>>1169395 No...

>>1169372 Get your hands off my wife you gorilla whale!

>>1169395 No king rules forever. Shame FGO didn't even reach the throne.

>>1169104 >Less a punishment and more a consequence. As in, the consequence of you sinning is that you get punished? Wow, brilliant. >>1169313 >Disobeying the 10 Commandements also didn't immediately wipe out Moses and his tribe. >trying to interpret the old testament It blatantly contradicts itself, trying to overthink it is only going to yield garbage data. Me personally? I think hell is when you have cheating sex with Kriemhild and she squeezes you painfully tight with your pussy. OUCH, too tight...

>>1169406 Is this your wife, bro?

>>1169411 I like your idea of hell. Let us make like Virgil and Dante and descend into the depths of Kriem.

>>1169411 >try to have cheating sex with Kreim >She kills you >have cheating sex with Kreim >Sumanai kills you Oh no...God has punished (you)...

What is cheap in Japan that's worth importing over? I know multi language games are

>>1169431 Sumanai wouldn't kill (you), he'd be fine with it.

>>1169395 Anis is so cute.

>>1169433 Gunpla Manga

>>1169433 Figures, plushies, anime stuff. You want to start selling them bro?

>>1169433 Depends on what you need/where you're looking for it. Generally I use Mercari when I need to find something from Japan. Last time, it was a replacement battery for my Vita.

>>1169443 >Gunpla Might get some in the future, will see, shelf space is running low as is and I am still waiting for my Nighingale >>1169444 Buying. I did order 2 FE amiibos from Mercari too. That + 2 games I ordered should arrive here this week. Just trying to figure out what's actually worth importing from Japan in the future to justify paying for that shipping cost, you know >>1169445 Yeah, replacement parts for old consoles is a good idea too, I should make a mental note on that

>>1169453 >Nighingale BASED Which did you get?

Will Kriemhild allow Siegfried to take (You) as the second wife?

>>1169465 this one surface shipping because the box is so fucking big, so it's gonna be a while till I get it

Any Bros with some slots? i got 7 ... 568,566,647

>>1169474 Samw. Was about a week for mine to get shipped.

>>1169473 She'd only accept this if Gudako first mindbreaks her with a command spell + the power of futa cock.

>>1169204 i'm afraid i didn't get a jalter wanna trade anyways?

This one goes out to all the gundam enjoyers here

>>1169476 Added Molay in all but I expect you to get a vitch in the future and max her out all skills!

1d20 = 14 1d20 = 12

>>1169522 AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE

>>1169476 Already bwos...

>>1169476 where's that Lars stalker

this is the only Lars i need in fgo

>>1169508 added, if i get one in a rate up sure. >>1169530 Bro! >>1169536 Bro ... >>1169544 Why doxx me ...

>>1169476 sent, with qsh in all...

Honestly? Props for knowing who that is.

>>1169476 City in all and please level your skills

>>1169556 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! I hate you, honestlyposter!

I'd post my fc but it seems I'm already bros with everyone that matters.

>>1169566 even me bro?

>>1169565 Respect for telling that straight.

>>1169566 yeah nobody here has added me like the last 7 times ive posted my fc im just going to let the veterans stay

take notes this WILL be on the tets

>>1169579 the... the teats?

>>1169579 sakura is indian

>>1169581 like 60% computer 30% indian 10% japanese

My ID loves watching scary movies with friends, but is too afraid to watch them alone.

>>1169583 My id wishes to kill this poster

>>1169585 >>1169583 lmao

>>1169583 i do NOT look forward to that REC showing, even though i vote for it every week

Behold the power of Arcueid + Lizzer friendship...

>>1169476 I dont even need to bother, do I?

>>1169597 Wow they can do 800 000 damage, very impressive bro

>>1169536 noone is stalking anyone. were all friends around here and are concern about our bros well being is all...

>>1169510 The Halloween theme makes the dice blurry huh

>saying all that shit >yet he's so clueless still

>>1169602 It's not about the number, it's about sovl and efficiency.

>>1169611 no comp thats using oberon is efficient

>>1169608 you're just now tellign me about halloween theme for the first time.

>>1169612 What's that supposed to mean?

>>1169616 you cant keep using him on every 90++ bro...

>>1169619 >bond 15 mechanics in 2 years yes u can

>>1169619 Do you not know what a support Servant is?

>>1169593 Isn't that a romcom anime

>>1169555 >>1169559 Accepted when i have the QP and mats man ...

>>1169622 My Oberon is Bond 0 thanks to this neat trick.

>>1169636 then why do you have him in the first place think about all the rolls you could have done on other servants.

>>1169640 >then why do you have him I don't. I kept skipping him to save for my favorites. Maybe I'll grab him next time. I'll see.

>>1169628 oh youre adding that creature but not me yeah I think Im just killing myself TONIGHT in other news im home from the mines and am heading into the CCC mines

>>1169645 you can get it today with one neat little trick https://docs.chaldea.center/guide/fgo_apk

>>1169645 >he thinks were not EoSing with JP this new year

>>1169647 that aint who you think it is ...

>>1169648 stinky

Had to put down some veterans, have 2 slots.

>>1169720 Already bros, bro

>>1169720 already sisters, sis

>>1169723 Bro >>1169725 I'm a man, bro.

>woke up sick fml

>>1169731 RIP. Hope i dont catch anything in the next week+november

>>1169729 >>1169720 >2 IDs

>>1169720 Sent, Kama in all...

I have np5 kama and I use my np1 li shuwen more often than her

new 'toss

>>1169747 ...

I was worried I counted wrong but I should have enough Holy Grails and Gold Fous for both of these French servants to give them when they release.

>>1169763 Respect for knowing who Li Shuwen is.

>>1169765 >>1169769

>>1169765 >>1147393

I don't have Molay at all because she is a dogshit servant and Gawain isn't usable either

>>1169754 Added

>>1169789 shut up bitch

>>1169789 She is hot.

>>1169789 it's astounding how the most annoying servants have the most annoying people latch onto them, like molay.

>>1169812 What is annoying about molay 🐐🐐

>>1169802 Shut up Stuey and think twice before talking smack out of nowhere next time

>>1169817 Saying I use li shuwen more than kama, is not smack 😏

>>1169838 uhhhhhh bro why aren’t you using your grailed servant?!

Yeah anyways pretty good event right bros? Shame there are no more grailfronts in the future.

>>1169845 I got kinda bored of her after getting her to bond 10

>>1169838 It was entirely unprompted by you so yes it was, you know what you are doing Also Molay is dogshit once again

>>1169848 all the fronts were piss easy

>>1169856 Molay is the 🐐

Real talk I think nito alter is the hottest servant in the game

>>1169848 It was alright, I liked it better than the last event. I did expect the grail fronts to be a little harder though especially the last one. It would have been interesting if they had like a challenge mode or something as well.

>>1169865 challenge would either require better programmed AI (never gonna happen) or just ridiculous levels of buff stacking or health on enemy servants

>>1169864 She's pretty good yeah.

hakunon...

>>1169868 I wouldn't mind harder maps and servants IF they let you use the reinforcement fog to summon your own servants, I think that would be real cool.

>>1169875 Bitch doesnt even weight 80 pounds.

>>1169875 fat

>>1169875 fat fat

>>1169872 the hair is sex

>>1169868 I would take more breaks or certain gimmicks maybe They program in dumb obtuse stuff with the Advanced Quests anyways

>>1169789 Based Molay hater. Gawain is cool alright though.

>>1169875 Who's the FATTEST servant besides Jinako?

>>1169917 Elephant

>>1169917 skadi

>>1169940 Look at that fat face.

BY MY COMMAND SEAL, I ORDER YOU TO.... uhhhhh, well shit I forgot what I was gonna ask. Guess you can just do whatever, I'll go take a nap.

vampire survivors added balatro dlc when is it getting carmilla and liz dlc?

>>1170094 Never

tung tung tung sahur

>>1170098 true.

>>1170101 trolalero trolala

>>1170012 Its Naptime

>>1170131 And yet alaya still made him a counter guardian, we love kerry

Okay, the new Liz welfare's kit is pretty damn good. Probably one of the better buffers since Summer Binky.

canon wife

>>1170225 Has Mash always been this FAT.

>>1170228 yeah

>>1170228 >>1170230

>>1170233 Why you eat all the doughnuts mash...

>>1170225 Lovey dovey sex with Mash

Grailfront makes my head hurt Almost done though.

Good end.

ayy who dis weird ahh nigga

>>1170270 That's Liz!

>no one has bought one of my steam trading cards in the last 4 days wtf happened

>>1170279 the badge is ugly and the point shop exists

>>1170279 sometimes shit just doesn't sell for a while i farmed my cards in like july or august and i still ahve cards up that havent sold also maybe you got undercut on the price

i had a card where there was only one on the market and some guy was trying to sell it for like 30$ so i put my price down to 9.98$ now his is unlisted, didn't sell, he just removed it. and mine is the only one up. making me look like the greedy one.

Love steam

>>1170305 >level 81 gilGOD

>>1170309 I just noticed this is the foil, atleast I have the link foil

hehehe

>>1170318 old man

>>1170318 geezer

>>1170318 Who left the door to the retirement home open?

>>1170315 i just looked through my badges to make the trump post, i don't have SHIT. i gotta craft a neo the world ends with you badge so i have something cool to put on. i've used cain from original binding of isaac since badges came out.

>>1170326 Classics

Good night, bros.

>>1169648 She’s so unbelievably cool

>>1170360 More like unbelievably smelly.

>>1170359 Props for going to sleep.

>>1170360 Based! >>1170359 Good night Lipfriend.

>>1170364 Respect for keeping the bit.

Honestly, respect.

>>1169770 >French Roa-Elesia is a French lesbian, Ciel is an Indian addicted to anal sex.

How do I get rid of my headache bros?

>>1170383 drink some coffee

>>1170383 Hydrate Stop eating sugar and exercise more

>>1170384 I suppose. I do have a bunch.

>>1170383 Have you tried not being Draco?

>>1170391 >hydrate I took a shower last night. >exercise It's a do nothing day. >>1170393 N-no... I like being cute.

Touko Tuesday!

>>1170383 Honestly? No idea

>>1170305 >>1170315 I hope I get to play Extella-Link multiplayer with my bros, someday.

>>1170406 Prpps for honesty.

>>1170409 It would be a decent enough reason to use Steam again. I really don't want to make a new account and buy shit all over again though.

>>1170409 we should play halo instead blood gulch. love it.

Why did they have to ruin Halo bros? They could've let it be dead in peace.

>>1170426 this cheeky brat needs swording correction. Thrusting my sword into him.

>>1170370 why is that mash blue

Touko steals Anon's heart with her Mystic Eyes of Enchantment.

>>1170383 downing a monster usually helps for me, excercise not so much though. it just makes the headache worse.

>>1170449 I bet she smokes shitty cigarettes. >>1170450 I should probably just eat something.

Cute, intelligent, sexy, and beautiful marriage-eligible woman. >>1170471 My penis is a shitty cigarette, btw.

>>1170476 >his penis is shitty Bro...

>>1170480 Having a massive cock or teeny weenie is equally desirable, only being mediocre is bad.

>>1170505 Sounds like a cope.

>>1170525 You'll never know for sure unless you put on the haori.

fucking fags ruined my favorite servant

>>1170546 What do you like about Okita Souji?

>>1170531 A haori? Why would I wear one of those?

>>1170546 Honestly? Respect for having a favorite servant.

>>1170546 heh

>>1170546 I like her and am not gay. Just meet me behind the ramen shop bro. I can prove it to you.

>>1170557 If you look like your id we can indeed meet behind the ramen shop ...

>>1170553 Do you not have one?

>>1170559 I do not look like her...

>>1170567 Dracussy.

>>1170564 Honestly? No.

>>1170567 ring up kashin koji, Im sure it can be arranged, for your bros sake

>we are closer to 2040 that we are to 2010 how do i cope?

I want to be Arcueid's prey.

>>1170596 those dates are arbitrary. have you considered were further from Mahoyos original release than it is from Tuskihimes original release?

>>1170596 I don't remember. What happened in 2010? >Super Mario Galaxy 2 Yep, 2010 can stay dead.

>>1170596 Alcohol.

>>1170625 what if you dont drink alcohol?

>>1170629 Drugs ...

>>1170629 Then you start. Obviously.

>>1170632 >>1170633

>>1170553 Honestly? Respect for respecting.

>>1170596 >>1170546 why are you posting like an AI