>>1205135 All the girls in this OP are stinky.

My ID is VERY smart.

Respect for making the thread.

>>1205142 >1.56 I realize now that it may be virtually impossible to get a rare alt of Seiba or Liz...

>>1205147 honestly? respect for thanking the bus driver.

>>1205147 >>1205150 Xu-to-Fu communication...

>>1205158 momma

What are the odds I get a Koyan ID? Do their 3rd ascensions even have IDs?

>>1205166 Some servants have multiple ascension IDs, but I think it's only the ones that have serious changes like Gogh.

My fuarking martyr

>>1205161 Catto

it's-a me Newrio

Rolling servant to perform cumcrafting with rin anon

1d20 = 19 1d20 = 2

>>1205166 They're part of the same spirit origin, so I wouldn't think so. It's unfortunate because Koyanskaya of Fluff is one of my favourite servant designs. I would have grailed her if the first ascension wasn't so basic (still okay) and the second ascension wasn't a circus tamer (poor sentiment and clothing style).

rolling for a giga faggot

Id for double poledancing with bob.

gay

Extremely high quality posts.

Id sex

>>1205188 sorry, i don't watch gay porn

Make way for the quality posts

>>1205204 ok, i'll start

New thread. Same me.

>>1205166 >What are the odds I get a Koyan ID? The aimed-for "average" number of ID squares is about 6.66 per Servant... Though there are plenty with more/less than that number... Koyan has two IDs colours, averaging 3 (Koyan Dark) + 3.33 (Koyan Light) = 6.33... So, since we see Servants with significantly lower odds (at least as far as the number of ID-colour squares, there may be more to it than just that) pop up, such as Darius for example, it should be entirely possible for you to get a Koyan ID.. >Do their 3rd ascensions even have IDs? No. The janny who first organized our IDs set each of their first ascensions as IDs and I haven't changed it... If you want any alts to be added, let me know...

Nice thread, nerds.

My ID loves watching reruns of House M.D.

>>1205168 I'd say going from pink-haired office lady to 5-tailed fox denoness/deity is quite a jump, same for Light. >>1205179 I like Koyan Dark's first ascension, I just wish she got all her LB costumes, those are great.

>>1205210 How many gawains are there?

Bird ID? >>1205214 Who doesn't.

sex with my ID?

fine ig

>>1205225 its livestreamed

>>1205205 Still waiting

>>1205225 >>1205228 and everyone mocks you online

>>1205218 That only matters if the guy who made them knows that ascension exists, and the janny knows nothing about FGO.

fine i guess ill goon to my id

wtf why is there so much high quality Mephisto art?

>>1205232 Projection.

>>1205218 I was phenomenally disappointed that Light lost her winter coat as a costume, instead of receiving her Edwardian (Victorian?) dress.

>>1205241 they tend to do that in Fate

For my Guda raiders, would you rather I put Teatime on S!Skadi or Vitch? Castoria and Oberon are a given

>>1205238 He was one of the seven original servants representing the seven glasses in F/GO's original cinematic (representing the Caster class). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeKoaR58wcA

>>1205250 VITCH GAWDS

>>1205250 i would rather have a cute ashely gf

>>1205255 jekyll…. our stocks…

Give me a female taller than me!

>>1205255 yeah, i know that much but he's got a goofy ass design and has gotten 0 love from the devs outside like 1 anniversary ce

>>1205262 ManletGOD.... or is it a giant eresh?

>>1205265 why not both?

It takes me over 10 turns to do the Helena OC node, so I'm not sure how long I'll be running it. Anyway, hopeful ID check... >>1205250 I don't expect to see many Skadis during the raids... I hope I'm wrong.

>>1205262 Eresh...

>>1205269 hence why I am asking, depending on the responses, I could put it on Skadi for my quick frens

>>1205219 There's just the one Gawain... I don't think you'd be able to distinguish between a Summer and not-summer Gawain....

>>1205272 What quick comps are good for it? >>1205273 Truely the strongest servant if only one gawain exists

>>1205262 >>1205265 She's taller by a centimeter

Hmm

>>1205280 BRO?!?!

Any servants that are female that are my height or within a cm? 171

>>1205278 I have no clue, that's up to you quick enjoyers to figure out I already made my comps for the raids >>1205287 there was a sorted list by height i think?

Passionate kissing and hand holding with my ID

>>1205291 Kino

>>1205225 The holy grail of ID sex...

>>1205272 Almost all of my DPS options are Quick, so it would be appreciated bro. >>1205278 I'll have to do some more planning, but I'm sure Caren and Bazett would be able to deal with a few of them at least.

>>1205291 what the FUCK

>>1205292 Damn titoria is going to be one of my next 120's when I start bond sexing her, and she is the same height Happy days

>>1205280 yamato takeru...

there are exactly 4 characters my height, 5 if we count Alters only 1 of them is categorized as wife material none of them are female

How do I cope with being a manlet, bros?

>>1205306 emiya lmao

>>1205291 UOOOOHHH

>>1205310 you stick to being the MC’s one male comic relief friend

>>1205310 Unironically just be good at talking and good and bed, height is only a limiting factor on dating apps, but when you start talking to a girl sitting next to her in a bar or club, they wont notice that shit at all

It must be pretty erotic to be shorter than women, I'm a little jealous of my shortbros.

>>1205319 >being shorter than woman as a fetish every woman would get tehe ick from you

chiyome is taller than me

>>1205345 Bro...

>>1205287 bro....

>>1205352 Sis?

>>1205345 Chiyome gentle femdom.....imagine the handjobs...

I want to go on a date with Arcueid.

>>1205354 thats an embarassing height? why would you post that on here?

>165cm fuck my life

>>1205360 I am not embarrassed by my height 😋

>>1205210 Well having the final asc of the Koyans would be nice, but preferably Dark

>>1205325 >14 years old >exiting ice cream parlour >girl ahead of me is at least 200 cm >face is mediocre >but her thighs were as thick as my torso I prefer face to curves, but I would be gleeful if my future wife were at least my height. The bigger, the better.

>>1205366 some people have no shame

i cant hate the fact that women see men below 6ft as subhuman because i also see flatties as subhuman.

>>1205380 I think the only thing that stopped me getting laid in the past was not my height, but my age, when I went to clubs I used to talk to girls who were 28 and 29, but as soon as they found out I was 19/20 they were like, oh no I can't, you are way to young, age is the real embarrassing shit, not height, unless you are a dwarf

stop heightshaming my shortbros

>>1205380 Ciel has no shame.

>>1205386 it would be better if all of us shortbros just died and removed ourselves from the gene pook

>>1205384 Those are not equivalent. A man bellow a certain height only has value as comic relief, a flat woman can have other assets and can get implants, plus she has value just from being fertile. It's not fair but it is what it is.

>>1205386 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfyS-S-IJs&list=RD8bfyS-S-IJs

>>1205402 >and can get implants You can go get a surgery in Turkey where they break the bones in your legs and lengthen them for 100k.

uhhhhh who should Albert give a rate-up to during the Thanksgiving campaign bros?

Kama Love!

>>1205402 Fake tits are clearly fake and gay.

>>1205415 Kiara Kama was on it the last time, yeah?

>>1205415 Gawain

are you bros ready for kenshin

/alter/ is full of bullies today.

>>1205413 >>1205402 >cosmetic surgery How ironic, that people would mutilate themselves in pursuit of beauty...

>>1205413 I know but it can only compensate for so much, and has a chance of leaving your legs all fucked up. Meanwhile a woman can go from bs to ds and see a huge difference with pretty much no drawback.

>>1205432 you wouldnt get it since youre not ugly

>>1205429 Pussy.

>>1205292 Sex with 6'2 women

>>1205457 have all the sex you want with a 6'2 woman i'll have sex with 62 women.

>>1205425 Hopefully you get lucky and they decide to put rate-up SRs on this year’s rate-ups, it’s rare but it happened once during 2023’s campaign

>>1205473 have sex with 62 women all you want. ill have sex with 62 year old women.

>>1205473 Quality over quantity

>>1205482 Pretty sure Skadi is older than t

>>1205473 bro... the ones on Grindr aren't women...

>>1205487 skadi got him before he could finish his sentence......

>>1205487 BRO?!?!

Pretend to be a shota if you’re so short

>>1205482 Skadi is a pure young maiden.

>>1205503 pretend?

Literally the most perfect.

>>1205504 lol lma

>>1205503 shotas dont have pubic hair, deep voices, and a receding hairline

bros why am I so tired after a 4 period university day.... it wasnt like that in school.... working a real 8h job wont be possible for me.....

>>1205534 BROOOOOO??????

>>1205540 did you eat something before class? maybe your body is digesting and making you tired

>>1205544 I ate lunch at the cafeteria 10h ago and 2 sandwiches like 2h ago

open one of five if you see the demon, you die

>>1205562 middle is safe bros

>>1205562 good thing i opened shuten's picture, she's an oni, not a demon

>>1205575 >>1205573

>>1205562 >i saw rin but i'm still alive I don't get it?

open only one

>>1205594 >3rd pic kinda kino

>>1205594 got snek

>>1205594 fuuuuuuark

the one you open will be your wife in FGO 2

>>1205611 LOL

oops no spoiler...

>>1205611 smartest Iori ID

>>1205611 >Okita-san Takeuchi really likes ribbons...

>>1205611 >>1205617 Sword Demon, more like Sword Dumbass.

going out for a pack of cigarettes

>>1205631 >cigarettes

>>1205611 BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA EVERYONE LOOK! THIS GUY FORGOT TO SPOILER BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>1205639 cigarettes lower stress. lowering stress has many proven health benefits.

>>1205654 this but ironically

>>1205477 >phantasmoon: 12/13 >Ciel: 11/12 Ciel btfo'd!!!!

Give me Amakusa ID.

Good night, bros. Blaster Master Zero is pretty fun.

>>1205639 Maybe his mouth feels lonely

>>1205562 I love rin

>>1205671 are you k*araman?

>>1205204 Melt Wednesday

>one shot at life >male genuinely how do you cope

>>1205672 Good night Lipfriend.

>>1205679 even though she's such a lewd girl?

>>1205682 boys rule girls drool

>>1205680 Kiaraman doesn't post here anymore, he's probably /4lter/ exclusive, but you'd need to ask the people there to verify.

>>1205691 he added me after I posted my code here a few weeks ago

>>1205594 sex sex kill marry marry

>>1205631 Kama...

>>1205681 Wait thats not a real day...

>>1205631 No you aren't

>>1205682 Being a girl sounds cool until you learn that they can't go out alone at night or how weak the average woman is i like being tall and strong, thank you.

>>1205685 don't care she loves it up the ass

I guess I am french now.

here's how to get easy (You)s from Kamafags

>>1205743 Kama...

>>1205738 Time for a french kiss then

>>1205749 here on alter we dont mix races

>>1205730 Canon emiya and rin

>>1205738 France has cool servants.

>>1205755 Ciel is Indian.

>>1205755 Dantes, my fucking hero And Ciel I suppose.

>>1205761 She has a dual citizenship, but she's French. Born, raised, died and resurrected in France.

>>1205562 >see Rin the anal semen demon >still alive What gives?

how the fuck are my eyes this dry

>>1205755 Fun fact: France can field a full French Support page WITHOUT alternate versions of the same servant. Something not even Rome or America can do yet.

>>1205802 I haven't checked but I assume Greece and Japan can do it too?

>>1205798 Blink motherfucker.

>>1205798 Drink more water, sleep better, blink more and take a break from computer/phone screens.

>>1205798 Read an emotional story to soak your eyes in tears.

>>1205809 >Greece would be missing a proper lancer, but can patch in Medusa Lily Also, no Assassins. >Japan Yeah, I don't think they can fill out all 3 support pages, but they have A LOT. And more incoming.

>>1205827 3 pages of frenchies? I don't believe you

>>1205827 Actually, forgot about Caenis Paenis and Stheno. So yeah, Greece can do a full page. >>1205832 No, 3 pages of Nipwank. Frenchies can only do 1 page as far as I know.

>>1205826 what if i dont cry during sad games/movies? am i just emotionless?

>>1205843 yes

bros, would you miss me if I kms?

>>1205855 You can't say that with an ID of a servant that actually killed themselves...

>>1205843 noone actually cries during fiction. its just an idiom.

>>1205855 >pbtid no

>>1205855 I would move on as life does, but there will always be a little piece of you missing from my heart, never to be filled by your posts again.

>>1205864 AIIIEEE I FORGOT THE 1

>>1205855 can't say, idk who you are. post fc. if we started playing games together on steam, i probably would.

1pbtid>avatar donkey in my book

>>1205843 Sounds like you'd make the perfect hero of justice. Emotions are unnecessary. >>1205855 But if you die, then nobody would ever read my posts...

bros if i jobbed would you care

>>1205878 Yes. I asked. I care.

>>1205878 Gil...

>>1205878 I'd care, but not they way you'd think

>>1205861 guess I got lucky for once >>1205866 >>1205870 >>1205877 thanks bros...

>>1205878 I’d say that it didn’t count, bro

>>1205884 Do it and you will be stronger in the next life.

>>1205855 bro? do you have suicidal thoughts? do you wanna talk about it?

We should start a doomsday cult about FGO and recruit more bros. Then drink the kool aid together so we can all be bros eternally.

>>1205917 i only drink water, tea, juice and milk nowadays my alcoholic arc was over pretty fast

>>1205917 Sorry bro I believe in god and killing yourself is bad, Jesus would be sad.

>>1205878 I would make edits of you kneeling

>>1205921 >>1205923 Traitors.

>>1205936 big mac is ass its gotta be the quarter pounder/the royale

All of is overpriced ass.

>>1205947 *McDonalds

>>1205947 this i went to Burger King last year and they had burgers for 15€ i can feed myself for a week with that money

>>1205890 I don't believe in reincarnation >>1205904 yes, but I think I will now just go to bed. thanks for the offer though, bro

>>1205945 Royale?

...

>>1205952 A whopper can feed you for 2 weeks tho

>>1205957 a Royale with cheese

For me, it's Dave's Hot Chicken.

>>1205957 royal whatever they call it in fucking europe

>>1205947 it wasnt before Covid

>>1205961 i like Nordsee but it's very expensive here because we are so far inland maybe i'll use this winter to take a train up north to see the ocean and eat some cheap fish public transport is basically free now after all

>>1205932 >>1205958 say something. use your words.

>>1205974 Fast food seafood just makes me want to vomit. If I want fish I'd rather go to a nice sushi restaurant or something.

i dont eat seafood

>>1205980 Noah is such a slut

>>1205952 Burger King is ass too. But for other reasons I won't get into. They all suck really.

>>1205974 these niggas want 5€ for a piece of fish in a breadroll. fuck that shit.

>>1205855 no, but it literally doesnt matter at all what happens after your death

>>1205980 as the name implies, it's all caught at our northern coast, so it's a lot higher quality than the slop paste bricks they sell at fast food joints most of it is still recognizable as a fish as well, so you know it actually is fish >>1205991 but their Rollmops is so good...

>>1205980 >raw fish how did japan convince the entire world that this is a delicacy?

>>1205980 is this pose a reference to something

>>1206005 It tastes delicious bro I dunno what you want me to say. >>1206008 It's just one of those twitter artist trends based off of a pose someone did irl.

>>1206008 its a reference to a random image that got viral with the same pose and lingerie and high heel

>>1206002 how about you make your own food

>>1206008 Viral tweet from like a week ago.

>>1205936 i miss the original dub.. but its LOST MEDIA NOW

>>1206014 >>1206016 >>1206020 good thing i only have racial slurs on my TL

>>1206005 eating raw meats of different sorts was always considered a delicacy in many countries i think the french eat raw beef us germans eat raw pork the chinese eat raw anything and the japanese eat raw fish not that strange >>1206017 i usually do but the fish they sell at the super markets here is usually pretty lackluster at best you're gonna find a smoked filet at worse grocery store sushi that will give you stage 5 anal cancer

>bugs, land EWWW GROSS IM NOT GOING TO EAT THAT >bugs, ocean UMAAAA!!!!! OISHIIIIII!!!! DELICIOUS GIVE ME MORE!!!!

>>1206027 its unnatural to eat fish if you live inland

>>1206031 We have freezer's now my guy it isn't 1302 anymore.

>>1206029 Are you telling me that a shrimp fried this rice?

>>1206025 Gross, the only thing of worth there is the art.

>>1206005 I like it. I also want to try that half alive half cooked stuff. I think the adrenal probably tastes good.

>>1206035 we've been freezing food for thousands of years it's really not that unusual

>>1205977 Drinking alcohol and eating fast food is bad.

>>1206040 xitter drawcattle rapes their art with anti AI filters (that AI can get rid off anyways)

Bros, would you eat Korean raw live octopus?

>>1206054 >Drinking alcohol But muh arthritis...

>>1206055 And has more value than whatever you see.

>>1206035 you shouldnt like fish if youre not coastal. sorta like licorice, if you do despite living inland, that means the genes that make you like coastal food traveled from there. so you either have the genes of a jew or a gypsy. pick your poison.

>>1206051 >we've been freezing food for thousands of years only if you were extremely rich or lived somewhere where its extemely cold year round

>>1206059 no i tried squid once and it tasted like rubber i doubt octupus is any different

>>1206059 Probably. I'm a savage. I'll eat almost anything. I really would like to eat whale someday.

>>1206054 I'd rather spend the money on ingredients to practice cooking. Haven't eaten fast food in years.

Are you proud of me mecha bros? I luck sacked a new waifu

>>1206078 thats not fgo

and also rei is better

>>1206072 It's a bit different but if you don't like one you probably won't like the other. You should season them, they'rerather bland tasting. The texture and chew is nice, and they're good for you too.

>>1206070 I'll keep enjoying my sushi and absinthe, sorry not sorry.

>>1206081 Kys

>>1206081 I think she is free

>>1206080 its grand order fate(tasy)

>>1206081 rei is kinda like saber. boys like her, but real men like asuka(rin)

>>1206091 rei is more like sakura if you think about it

>>1206087 >>1206093 They're both a public commodity

>>1206100 thonk

>>1206071 eh, not necessarily if there were mountains nearby it wasn't uncommon for people to bring down ice and sell it to merchants also later on, especially in america, there were thriving businesses of ice transports down to the south for the purpose of food preservation they had specific wagons just for ice >>1206070 actually some of our traits like the preservation of the mammalian diving reflex, the rare ability (for great apes) to swim and the adaptation to get wrinkly fingers when in water to improve your grip all suggest that we spent a considerable amount of time evolving near water eating fish might be baked deeper into our dna than we think

>>1206101 owned

I hate how bond levels are so fucking long to get. No I will not roll for meta loopers. It just shouldn't be so damn high.

>>1206110 only white folx can swim though

Rolling a sexy ID

>>1206116 wtffff

>>1206114 i don't think this is true

>>1206110 >adaptation to get wrinkly fingers when in water to improve your grip all suggest that we spent a considerable amount of time evolving near water what the fuck? i have a childrens science book from ~2010 in my room that states that fingers get wrinkly because the oil on your hands wash away and makes it wrinkly. i didn't know science had disproved that.....

>tfw white >can't swim I guess my soul is just black inside...

>>1206120 niggers cant swim and as far as Im informed neither can asians

>>1206127 why is the atlas institute so lewd

>>1206116 Nice

>>1206122 >oil on your hands wash away bro, we don't even have oil glands on our fingertips there is literally 0 oil on them to begin with

>>1206130 They're always thinking about the future and since there's sex in the future therefore they're always thinking about sex.

>>1206128 >niggers cant swim explain this

>>1206140 that's a wizard it doesn't count

>>1206130 Its not the atlas institute, look at sion's outfit. Its all gudako

Taiga route when?

>>1206140 >Egyptian Pharaoh She is white

>>1206140 ancient egyptians were europeans. varg talks this.

>>1206148 Part of Red Garden bonus content

>>1206146 Rani also mentions how her creator was wearing a miniskirt that was too short and she must have gotten the nudism from someone

>>1206136 I found the book on archive.org my whole life ive been living a lie.....

>>1206159 Rani is a hoe

>>1205987 That's Nemo.

>>1206112 It's pretty miserable, but what can you do? If they bring that Bond 15 passive early, then that would speed things up a bit. I wouldn't count on it until next anni though.

>>1206176 >If they bring that Bond 15 passive early lol lmao rofl even

>>1206172 Literally the same thing

>>1206176 I dont expect to wver get my goals for grailing and bond completed tbh. I just consistently have too much going on and to do so typically involves more fucks than I can give about the state of the game anymore. And after so many years I am honestly quite burned out. Admittedly though there is some bias from me as I get burned out fairly easily.

>>1206170 this is 100% false on every account impressive the reason your fingers become wrinkly is because your nervous system reacts to you being in water, it sends signals to your hands and feet to tighten blood vessels and effectively shrink your skin, causing those wrinkles to appear on specirfic areas of your body

>>1206187 If it's the same why is he 2 different servants, checkmate atheists.

>>1206189 Don't care, same sissy

>>1206185 2kun sees you bullying me, so he'll add every QoL in JP to NA by the end of this year. >>1206193 FGO is a repetitive game, bro. It's a big part of why we get so many veterans. I can understand.

merlin is an /alter/ bro...

Technically his name is Nemo/Noah.

i am often in awe just how complex and kinda overpowered the human body is i can't wait for aliens to show up so we can see their reaction when we toss our trench shovels through their kinetic shields

>>1206217 how is the human body overpoweredd? maybe if youre 16 but after 20 at the latest literally everything takes a nosedive.

>>1206227 Even as age starts taking its toll, its a precision clockwork miracle that our bodies function the way they do. God's design is truly wonderful.

>>1206227 > but after 20 at the latest literally everything takes a nosedive You should start working out bro...

>>1206193 This is why I just run Automata for free nodes and abuse command spells for bleached earth quests. Doing so takes out a lot of the tedious from having to do such a mindless task 10+ times a day. And I don't have to be worrying about different comps when a support Douman clears the coin node with just S.Kuro. This way I can enjoy the events and story without burning out.

>>1206240 im trying but im always tired despite always sleeping 8h and 9h+ on the weekends

>>1206206 >FGO is a repetitive game, bro. It's a big part of why we get so many veterans. I can understand. It honestly makes me depressed a bit and feel like I let my favorites down. I can't really see blaming myself as logical though. It really has never been my type of gameplay from the start. I had never played a game that uses cards and all that. Plus stuff I like gets powercrept by others I don't care as much about over time. >>1206217 If aliens exist I honestly think they'd be too afraid of our rapeape ingenuity and combativeness. They could have lasers and shields and we would fuck them up before they realized how doomed they were. I always think of this book when the topic gets brought up. It was hilarious.

>>1206238 >gods design uhhh, bro its called evolution

>>1206227 you can still automatically calculate flight paths of thrown objects without even thinking, allowing you to throw shit so hard it literally kills things you can lose like half your blood and still survive you have a sturdy endoskeleton that's at the same time flexible as shit and is supported by muscles you can train to be pretty strong you can go weeks without food days without water you are practically a tank when compared to many prey animals

>>1206257 Crinoids are so cool.

So, what humanity's counter attack plan when the aliens just point the planet buster st Earth? What will our indominable human spirit do next?

>>1206241 Yeah but automata doesn't work unless you have a team that can do the same run each time right? There's a couple 3 turn setups I can make I think but any consistent looping and stuff like that is not possible for me. Unless there is something I'm unaware of. It's why I usually just throw whoever I feel like using together into a team and just wing it. Use continues if I have to. Not like it matters. I ain't ever trying to impress people about playing FGO.

>>1206253 That's normal bro, just keep going at it at your pace, take it easy, rest and eat healthy.

>>1206257 Who do you think made that bro?

>>1206253 Set alarms and force yourself out of the bed when they go off. If you feel like taking a mid-day nap, work out until you're exhausted instead. You'll stop being so tired eventually. It worked for me, at least. >>1206256 It sucks, but the best thing you can do is ignore how your favorite Servants compare to others. MIXA's NP damage is pretty shit compared to Caren, but I still use MIXA more often.

>>1206256 i sometimes wonder if we only developed ranged weapons because us humans were already ranged weapons if it wasn't for the spear, the atlatl, we probably wouldn't have bows if it wasn't for bows, we probably wouldn't have crossbows if it wasn't for crossbows, we probably wouldn't have guns what if the aliens show up and they only got sharp metal sticks as weapons? >>1206268 because destroying a planet is not worth the energy the closest thing to a "planet buster" that doesn't cost that much energy to destroy a planet is redirecting a large celstial object onto a crash course with a it, but that can of course be intercepted if they really had just a laser beam to fry planets then they are so far above us, they don't have to worry about us in the first place

>>1206268 That's basically the plot of Angel Notes. Each planet in the solar system sent their Aristotle to kill humanity. >Type-Pluto Killed by the Six Sisters. >Type-Venus Shot and killed by the Gun God with the Black Barrel (True). >Archetype-Earth Played Melty Blood with Shiki and Ciel. >Archetype-Mars Brought Liz love! to the entire universe and defeated Archimedes of Syracuse with her song. >Type-Saturn Killed by Ado Edem and his Slash Emperor. >Type-Jupiter Killed by Ado Edem and his Slash Emperor. >Type-Neptune Orbited Earth and provided air support to the other Aristotles, still alive at the end of Angel Notes. >Type-Uranus Orbited Earth and provided air support to the other Aristotles, still alive at the end of Angel Notes. >Type-Mercury Arrived first to Earth and became dormant while waiting for the other Aristotles. >Type-Oort BTFO by Gudako's smile. >tldr Humanity wins, aliens BTFO.

>>1206295 its parents

>>1206330 I was talking about evolution.

>>1206334 all me

honestly, i think NA dies once JP EOS's, even if the servers stay up somehow, people will just quit. only FGO2 can save us

when fgo dies im putting the lipper in the Machine.

>>1206275 >Yeah but automata doesn't work unless you have a team that can do the same run each time right? Ideally yeah, you want a team that can consistently clear a node in 3 turns every time, but if it takes you 4 or more it can still handle it just fine. >I think but any consistent looping and stuff like that is not possible for me. You really just have to find the right team for the right node. For the longest time I ran Mt.Ooe with Da Vinci Rider and Beni, since it's a 2/2/1 node it was perfect for them. Right now I'm running an even weirder setup with Melu and double S.Kuro that doesn't require meta supports at all. Really there's always a way to clear these nodes with the servants you like, even more so if you're willing to drop a bond CE for Kaleido or the 50% NP 3* CE.

>>1206313 I juat brute force most things. I can make pretty good stall teams though. Or used to be able to. I don't know if those work in anything after the Lost Belts though or not. But if so I got options for those. 30+ turning but winning was always amusing to me. I just can't usually find the time anymore. >>1206322 A gun is just a stick that fires a smaller shorter stick to beat your enemies internals with if you really think about it. >what if the aliens show up and they only got sharp metal sticks as weapons? We rape them? Duh. I like how in The High Crusade the aliens had all this advanced technology but it was meant to counter other advanced technology. So the knights just fucked them up. I think that would be humans biggest advantage. We don't dispose of old weapon designs. You can still find people to forge you your katana folded a thousand times if you want. Or just go to home depot and make yourself some torture device on a stick. We also have chemical warfare, explosives, and everything in between. Aliens ain't shit. We would enslave them to mine our lithium and be our cum dumps.

>is redirecting a large celstial object onto a crash course with a it The hero we need, but don't deserve.

>>1206325 okay but this is fiction, what about real life? >>1206322 the whole "we aren't a threat to them so they wouldn't bother us" logic doesn't make sense. what happens to an ant hill when its on a construction site? it gets destroyed by us humans. were the ants a threat to us? did we want to purposefuly harm them? no. they were just in the way. and lets say theres an ant hill in our house. we wouldnt even waste the energy blowing it up/destorying it, we would just feed it mass produced poison and it would be dealt with in a week. aliens would probably treat us the same. just burn up the atmosphere with 1 weapon and life on earth is gone after a year

>>1206409 the ant hill analogy falls apart when the ants are an endagered species

>>1205135 >magical girl neet MUH DICK

night bros

>>1206325 >>Type-Oort >BTFO by Gudako's smile. Literally not how it went RETARD

>>1206409 But why would they do that to us. They don't need to destroy our planet to put an interstellar highway here a la the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They can just build it somewhere else.

>>1206409 >just burn up the atmosphere with 1 weapon and life on earth is gone after a year But why would they do that? If they wanted us gone for reasources they'd ruin everything that isn't diet. If they wanted rare minerals and were super technologically advanced they would probably either already have dedicated space rock mining or just synthetically creating what they need.

>>1206417 it literally doesn't. how do you think animals get endangered in the first place? cause people dont care.

We should replace endangered species with pseudo-dinosaurs because it's cool.

>>1206432 >>1206433 it doesn't matter the reason, i'm just saying there is no reason they WOULDNT do it. maybe we're too noisy, sending a bunch of radio messages into space. maybe they want us as cum slaves.

>>1206363 Rider Vinci and Habetrot are lifesavers. Makes it really easy to farm with whoever you want, since you don't need a meta support and can bring a support Castoria or something. >>1206376 Yeah, I'm fine with taking 10+ turns to clear when I want to use a specific team, but it'd be too time-consuming to do that every day. Might be a good idea to check Laplace for team ideas if you have time for that. >>1206423 Good night, bro.

>>1206172 should be noah, noah is sexier

>>1206423 Night

>>1206452 Why not both.

>>1206445 >maybe they want us as cum slaves. Bro...

>>1206447 that Miyu is so cute

>>1206445 >maybe we're too noisy, sending a bunch of radio messages into space If they were super advanced they probably wouldn't even use radio. There's a bunch of background noise in space anyway from all sorts of shit. >they want us as cumslaves so they kill all of us We would use them as fuck toys first anyway. >>1206447 >Might be a good idea to check Laplace for team ideas if you have time for that. Bah I don't want to roll all my quartz for meta though. Then miss out on getting someone I really like. If FGO rates weren't shit I wouldn't care. But its shit.

>>1206457 Nemo isnt noah, I am attracted to noah's personality and his power

>>1206476 i bet aliens will be super weirded out by humans being horny because they likely wouldnt reproduce/be horny.

>>1206475 Same artist that did some of the CEs for Hakunon. It's a cute style, I agree. >>1206476 Stay strong and keep saving, bro. I recommend using Habetrot at least. She has 80% charge, so if she kills a wave, it'll be much easier to charge the NP gauge of your favorites.

>>1206322 >i sometimes wonder if we only developed ranged weapons because us humans were already ranged weapons That's stupid. If aliens lacked projectile weapons it'd only be because of them developing other comparably-effective ranged weapons such as heat rays or psychic attacks. >because destroying a planet is not worth the energy Powerful enough aliens could destroy planets by bending space to relocate them. >>1206409 Humans have a broad range of reactions to all sorts of different animals, there's no way to predict how aliens would react to us on the basis of an analogy. We can perhaps expect a bias towards them being friendly because space-faring civilizations may require some appreciation for the value of cooperation, but if the aliens are anti-social super-intelligent blobs then that might not be the case...

>>1206500 That's what the rape is for. >>1206504 >I recommend using Habetrot at least. I don't have her...

>>1206525 >>1206532 Melu resurgence soon.

>>1206525 >>1206532 Cute Melus.