new thread new ID new me

1d20 = 15 1d20 = 4

Kama Love!

Getting mind-broken by my id, restarting the timeline and repeating the process.

Being spanked in the halls of Chaldea by my ID while my wife watches in anger and horror.

Purple

this thread's mission: find an Oryou wife

>>1292096 spank this fag >>1292095

My ID will fight both the phantom of the opera servants in this thread

So far I have the best id in the thread

>>1292102 Ok but check THIS out

>>1292104 BASED BASED BASED

>>1292083 >spoiler But you've gotta admit that that was pvre kino...

>>1292104 Gilkek...

>>1292104 Gil is a loser.

bros

2 dupe id's in less than 20 id's grim

>>1292104 u got liz sevant, thats kind of a win.

I feel like someone is watching me...

Bros my id will be very boring

>>1292115 I also have this skill

>>1292123 Dinosaurs aren’t boring

>>1292123 I'm gonna make dino nuggues for lunch.

I guess, this is one of these situations where the mecha suit does all the job.

>>1292137 Bro ... thats not cool ...

>>1292097 sounds like a long life mission if you ask me

Gudaguda Gold Fous soon... This time for real. Hopeful ID check.

>>1292141 I had dino eggy oatmeal for breakfast

>>1292143 oh no, i got the gay

>>1292112 bro?

>>1292124 teen mom's growing breasts...

>>1292096 Love!

>>1292148 Astolfo fucks bitches.

>>1292162 Specify which bitches Astolfo fucks in FGO.

>>1292162 Astolfo gets fucked by Roland

>>1292169 (You)

>>1292169 All of them according to the doujins I have read.

Astolfo rocks the didgeridoo

>>1292148 its so over for you bro

New thread. Same me.

>>1292149 Fou

doujins arent cannon

>>1292207 >cannon

>>1292149 i will kill this creature

>>1292214 Well he's not wrong.

>>1292207 They count for something.

>>1292222 Just because he's correct doesn't mean that he's right.

Please give me a cute, little ID that I can having loving sex with.

>>1292237 >anon fucking DIED

>>1292237 Get naked, you clocked in for the shift.

>>1292237 F

>>1292207 If you roll one and put a ball inside the rolled doujin and blow it out from one end, you could count it as a cannon.

>>1292218 do it...

>>1292237 Lucky...

>>1292255 Well actually, that would be a blowgun and not a cannon...

>>1292237 Nice.

>>1292237 Still mad I only got her to NP2.

shitposting on /alter/ together with my id

>>1292271 ur gay now

The second gay has hit the thread.

>look up Sanzang pics >it's all gooner shit why did I hope otherwise

>>1292271 aww man, I lost the monopoly on my gay stocks

Azure is going to HATE this thread.

>>1292276 >g cup monk whos dressed like a whore i mean, what did you expect?

>>1292276 look at me and tell me with a straight face that sanzang doesn't give you a raging boner everytime you see her even doing the most mundane crap.

>>1292282 >>1292285 You must clear your mind from the goon

>>1292237 Anon died from snu snu

>>1292271 Based. >>1292280 Who cares what some namefag thinks?

>>1292286 sorry, im not into cults.

>>1292276 I had the same problem when I was making my custom support. wcyd

Need to start a sex cult in my town.

>>1292297 sex cults only work in fiction where everyone is hot. irl its just degenerate

this one is alright

>>1292294 I'm not sure why Serenity is here, but good.

>>1292297 you will fuck a lot of old man, grandmas and 1 or 2 mid looking crackwhores.

bedbreaking sex with my ID

>>1292297 /alter/ sex cult be like: https://youtu.be/zhspRPIgxMU?si=4gaMeQTn4l56eFnc

>>1292313 >you will fuck a lot of old man, grandmas and 1 or 2 mid looking crackwhores. Finally... human connection...

Now my post is sandwiched between the pairs of sweaty milkers. Feels alright.

>>1292316 Hector...

ARCHER

>>1292323 the implications of this post... bravo Nasu...

>>1292321 Paris is my brother-in-law not my brother

>>1292294 >2nd image 2hu.....

Britomart ID

>>1292323 ARCHVENGER

>>1292330 the implications of this post... bravo Sakurai...

FAKARI

>>1292316 If I give you my ID, can I roll for a new one?

>>1292334 How about just FAKI ...

>>1292330 >>1292331 >its more easy to get spooked twice by angrymango in the id gacha than the FP pool lol lmao xD even.

>>1292337 its not enough

Leviathan ID check

>>1292346 Best Umu.

Touko a cute

>>1292346 wrong biblical beast

>>1292334 What does this acronym stand for...

>>1292346 wrong infernal prince, bro

>>1292312 Bro Camelot ...

>>1292353 Find And Kiss Alter's Real Incels

>>1292346 Meet me behind the ramen shop NOW!

>>1292353 Find And Kill And Rape Illyaposter (in that order)

>>1292360 Come to think of it, you may be right. I don't see them together in pictures often, though.

>>1292365 A common sentiment in today's climate.

>>1292365 i'm flattered you're this into me but i'm not attracted to yanderes

>>1292377 Yanderes are cute

Nemo id GETTO

>>1292379 depends if they're just derederes that talk like yanderes then that's kinda cute if they're actual psychos then no thanks derederes are simply the best

wait wtf? that was my first post

>>1292384 ???

>nemobro has alzheimers damn, I knew you guys were old but damn

>>1292390 I know how you feel, bro, but you should accept your fate and wait for the next thread.

>>1292384 >>1292390

>>1292336 gladly

My ID is so old and dusty...

stop lusting after boys

>>1292410 Then why the God has made them so beautiful?

>>1292410 astolfo is a bro

>>1292404 What are the tactical advantages of exposed pits?

>>1292410 check out these boys

>>1292428 +1 to agility

>>1292410 rich coming from a sanzang id

>>1292428 Superior range of motion and flexibility for the shoulders

>>1292409 Where do I meet women that look and act like Scathach in real life?

>>1292428 It distracts the enemy during combat.

>>1292439 Dive bars.

>>1292439 teacher's break room.

enough from the old hags post perflat girls

>>1292428 None of those things, he just slutted himself up for Helen

Hmm

>>1292433 >>1292438 >>1292440 I guess I didn't see it from the view of a master tactician... I see my mistake. >>1292448 >Helen I'm a bit surprised that she hasn't been added as a Servant yet, actually.

Why can't I have og seiba doujins without cuckshit in it it's so lame

are you guys ready for part 3 to go beyond the ice wall

>>1292410 hmm nyo

>>1292474 She's not very erotic compared to her alts, or other characters in SN...

>>1292475 we should bring this back

Not related to fate but schierke reminds me of Shizuka >>1292483 She is to me

>>1292486 Come on, put it under the spoiler.

open this for 5 seconds

>>1292447 Hmm, you say Gogh is perflact, but her tummy isn't flat at all. Curious!

>>1292453 Thanks to the kind of Paris we got, I've always been obscenely curious what she'd look like.

>>1292483 Hard disagree.

>>1292495 i can already see Nasu fucking it up by making her a robot that looks like Aphrodite or some bullshit like that

>>1292447 flat is kinda gross ngl

>>1292475 >>1292486 >all the cool shit we missed on after the game went out of beta and the devs refuse to give us the time manipulation feature to visit previous builds and only long gone year 1 fags could enjoy thats so gay...

How do I change my id I don't wanna be the designated clown servant

>>1292503 new ip

>>1292503 take a 24hr nap

>>1292503 Make 840+ posts.

>>1292503 Honk with your nose 3 times.

>>1292483 Saber has a very modest charm. Which isn't a bad thing at all, mind you. >>1292495 Yeah, I'm curious about whether they'd make her the same size as Paris or not. She could still make it into the game since she's well-known. Depends on what they do after December.

>>1292503 dw youre not only the designated clown servant youre the designated clown bro

>>1292483 youngesters nowadays only like saber if she's wearing a silly hat or if she has a big lance. smh my head

>>1292500 >ngl ngr

>>1292512 Rude, I am not a clown. I am hip, cool and based

I have been playing BOTW for the first time these days and ngl, it's kind of boring. Big map, nothing to do in them. Dont get the hype

>>1292516 Is this official art? I've never seen this one before

Senpai is extremely beautiful. >>1292526 Yeah, I played a bunch of it a few months ago (three out of the four divine beasts), it was fun but repetitive and definitely overhyped. The art style is mediocre and it lacks the charm of the earlier games' world design.

>>1292526 i did play it last year and i genuinely couldn't stop playing, first time in years a game hook me up that badly it probably helped that i was unemployed at the time, ToTK now thats a game that it did catch me at first but i honestly left it abandoned after i finished all of the temples.

>>1292526 I don't like BotW or TotK. Open world doesn't fit Zelda at all, in my opinion. Try Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask instead if you haven't already. Preferably start with OoT, since MM is a sequel. There's also Twilight Princess

>>1292526 I dropped it too a few years ago. I just prefer the usual exploration style of the previous 2D/3D games. I might give it another go someday.

>>1292528 no, its fanart

>>1292535 For all the shit Scarlet and Violet were taking and were compared to BOTW, at least there is something happening in the moment to moment gameplay, in BOTW you can ride a horse for minutes and nothing is happening >>1292536 please explain why so i can understand >>1292539 played OoT on 3DS, found it "ok", but nothing too amazing

My ID is looking forward to Christmas.

>>1292555 Your id is a whore she gets coal ...

>>1292544 That is one goddamn good fanart(the black suit and sword one)

>>1292560 wtf Steggy…

General so active, post neko right meow

>>1292549 Majora's Mask is better, but it has references to OoT, so it's ideal to play that first. It's pretty complex with its 3-day system, and there's a lot of stuff to do. I haven't played MM3DS, though. Just the original on N64. I'm not sure what they changed for the 3DS version.

>>1292549 it was just fun, i always had something to do like looking for upgrades, food, doing cool shit with the physics of the pad, if i felt like i was getting bored i just started to explore parts of the map that i was avoiding, i still remember i unironically got so excited by finding the master sword on my own. Though ill be honest with you, i didn't 100% the game, just did enough stuff and some extra to get to the ending, didn't play any of the dlc.

>>1292557 >seiba's greatest moments in the last few years have been Honkai Star Rail and the FGO anni PV what a feel

I got Rain Witch Tonelico...

>>1292577 She kinda slayed in fgo camelot

>>1292577 and she is our mascot or franchise face.

>>1292579 why is she doing the gremlin pose? does she want something from me?

>>1292577 It's pretty patronizing to see her even appear at all in PVs. But seeing Musashi or some other random fgo original replacing her would piss me off so I don't really care about what Nasu does with other gachas he wants her to appear.

>general so active >36 UIDs

>>1292587 36 people in 45 mins is good!

>>1292590 1 hour 45! I cant count!

>>1292587 We're already 1/5 of the way through this thread, bro. We're zooming.

>>1292587 Usually Sundays are dead, the bros must be excited for Gudaguda....

>>1292578 Did they ever interact at all in LB6? I don't think so right(when aesc became Morgan)? She kinda got btfod and Knoc became queen and then the fae became niggers and killed her and then Cernnunous got mad someone threw a rotting whore in his tomb. It's such a shame since she's the only person that stuck with aesc from the time when she still believed in faeries (lol) until she ruled with an iron fist.

here's a cool thought: the historical figures depicted in fgo lived in vastly different time periods and cultures however most of them have 1 thing in common during the life times of these individuals, africans still lived in mud huts

>>1292603 No, Habby stayed behind when Chaldea paid Morgan a visit. >>1292583 Yes.

>>1292602 I'm still riding the high of the news of my favorite driver having a big chance becoming the champion.

>>1292602 Albert can delay Gudaguda, but he cannot delay my excitement.

>>1292602 I got a cool rare-ID so I will be posting a bit more than usual...

>>1292623 you better be ...

rarest ID touko, if she exists as an ID

>>1292602 it's cold outside, I aint going out

>>1292630 i got her once, it said crimson red (rare)

>>1292630 I'm sure the Melty Blood cast is included in the id roll since I saw NRVNQSR and ricebeef. Not sure about the Mahoyo cast though. Has anyone ever got Robin or Beo?

>>1292623 Is the child ascension rarer?

>>1292643 no bcs our id bro likes lolis ...

>>1292643 Don't think so. I got her once before too, but the ID didn't have the uncommon/rare trait.

>>1292647 That is good

Can anyone confirm for me if the raids will be Sunday night burger time/early morning euro time?

>>1292653 the rich keep getting richer wtf ...

I won't have gudaguda but at least I'll have the 2024 dnd artificer book details next week (where they hit a middle of the pack class with nerfs for no reason).

>>1292659 If it makes you feel better, I have yet to obtain any IDs of my 120 Servants...

>>1292665 I got them, 2 times even It was great

>>1292665 i only have 1 120 ...

>>1292665 I'm in the same boat. Is it a curse? Will I get them as an unexpected reward at some point? I don't know. I just have to wait for the next thread to find out.

>>1292673 cute astolfo, what the fuck is this message though?

>>1292674 but bro eos soon ...

>>1292677 Do not drag that cursed reality into this timeline.

>>1292679 i hope we get to the next anni ... so i can atleast get my wife in the swimsuit ...

>>1292685 i think anni next year was already mentioned in some interview.

>>1292665 I've never gotten a seiba id. This is outrageous

>>1292685 >get my wife in the swimsuit ... I hope so too, bro... I'll never stop believing. Hopefully it works out for us.

Test

>>1292665 if i ever get a william tell id i will go: eat an apple

>>1292667 Lucky. >>1292670 Get more favorite Servants bro... >>1292674 >>1292691 Let's wait and hope... >>1292703 For now, you'll have to go kill a swallow.

Do you really let your id determine how much youll be posting in a thread?

>>1292676 Redraw of the meme I just saw. Also, realized what tips me off about a head form, so there's a fix.

>>1292714 what do you think?

barg keeps threatening to eat me if i post too much

>>1292718 You should give her some chocolate for Valentine's next year if she keeps on doing that

>>1292717 according to >>1292623 yes

LAVINIABROS IT'S HAPPENING

>>1292658 >event began for JP on Nov 29 >raids began for JP on Dec 2nd at 6PM JST >event begins for NA on Nov 27 >so raids presumably will begin for NA on Nov 30 (Sunday) According to my estimations (though I could easily be wrong), I believe you are correct...

>>1292734 Abby love! Lavinia love!

what did lipbro mean by that?

>>1292728 My word isn't gospel... >>1292658 It might be. I might sleep for a few hours early and set an alarm when it's time to farm the raids.

>>1292735 >>1292751 thx Gonna be rough getting up that early in a winter morning...

>>1292555 >trips AND Ashley ID Give me your ID LUCK DRAIN 1d20 = 7

>>1292760 I would trade it for your ID.

>>1292714 Yes. Totally.

>Greece >France >France >Moon >Italy >India >Kingdom of Jerusalem That's in their release order, please guess the servants I will roll for in the next 2 years based on their countries.

>>1292741 I've wanted a Lavinia servant for a long time to go with my two Abigails (soon to be three).

>>1292714 Yeah, when i get a cool ID i post more

>>1292755 Personally, I would prefer to get up early morning instead of needing to stay up late night before a work day...

>>1292775 it's 2 days in a row too btw

>>1292768 Andromeda Count of Monte Cristo Ciel Dubai BB Indra Noah

>>1292783 Very close! I may have been misleading with the "release order" comment since the Greek servant isn't a new release, but her rate-up is early next year and before the others. I should have phrased that differently... >Cooldusa >Count of Monte Cristo >Ciel >Phantasmoon >Dante Alighieri >Indra >Grand Caster King Solomon

>>1292783 Is CCC seriously on the moon? I wanted to guess Phantasmoon

>>1292800 Phantasmoon is correct, and yea CCC does take place on the Moon.

>>1292799 Oh I forgot the Italian, yeah I think Dante might be the only option for that. >spoiler Not if Nasu has anything to say about that.

>>1292807 It's a bit wishful thinking, they'll probably pick someone else. Does Nasu decide on the servants for the Grand Duel?

>>1292813 >Dark Garam Masala Lmao

>>1292718 Make her a donut

>>1292854 do NOT eat the weeds

>>1292854 fire emblem 3 houses has awful graphics and ruined the character designers art for no reason

>>1292860 ok but i still want to fuck Bernadetta

>>1292864 bottom tier girl

>>1292867 in an "unfuckability" tier list, sure

Dantes is a lot fucking cooler than Holmes. Why must he be in (You)r mind instead of accompanying (You) physically in your journey?

>>1292871 let me guess you also think xufu is sexy

>>1292881 he thinks that of Jinako

>>1292858 why >>1292859 NO GUDAKO DONT EAT HIS BRAIN YOU WILL BECOME KUHAHAHA

>>1292875 I wish Jalter was in my mind...

>>1292860 Let's be real, the models were better than the art. >>1292864 For me it is Hilda in JP, Kronya or Cornelia.

bros...

>>1292884 It's too late...

>>1292890 You literally just posted the official art of the artist. And in the game they use a simple, flat version of it for NO REASON.

>>1292904 Time to go on a quest... of vengeance...

>>1292905 I thought you meant the models. But them using another art for the in game cut outs has always been a thing.

>>1292905 Also, it's the same artist who did both the concept art and the in game art.

>>1292917 I was talking more about the total whiplash of the difference of coloring and detail between the 2 art. Look at Hidari's art for Mae, same style and quality between in game and official art >>1292926 i know

i want a tetsuya nomura drawn servant

>>1292927 It's mostly because Chinatsu kind of sucks.

>>1292881 yeah, Xu Fu is hot, why?

>>1292881 Illyabro thinks anything that looks like a 10 year old is sexy ...

>>1292970 >anything i think is sexy is automatically a 10 year old this means i can turn any /alter/bro into a pedo simply by saying their wife is sexy

but honestly, if you aren't attracted to kuro, you're probably gay

>>1293012 Truth.

>>1293012 she's annoying and her voice is annoying

she's also a child which is not particularly enticing

but that's secondary to the other 2 things i said

>>1293012 Meh. Only Dinchi works for me.

>>1293034 >>1293036 >>1293037 You are gay.

>>1293034 Gay.

>>1293041 no you lol

open one of five

>>1293061 I got a shrimp...

Steggy flavored nuggies!

Someone post Gudao cooking shrimp's tail with draco pointing at him

>>1293099 nooooo my fellow dinos ... you killed them! you monster!

pizza

>>1293099 looks good, bro...

>>1293099 Their sacrifice will never be forgotten...

>>1293119 Cute ID. Couldn't find any pics of Melu eating pizza though...

>>1293185 wonder what embers taste like for servants

>>1293185 I couldn't find one either.

>>1293185 Fat fuck

>>1293187 Candy probably. >>1293218 The fat is going to the right places though.

>>1293185 i got her np 1 for 1 paid sq ... she didnt eat any embers yet

She approaches your dick.

>>1293268 Take advantage of the 1/2 AP Lancer ember quests/2x success rate. She might not eat as much of them as she normally would. >>1293274 How alluring...

>>1293288 im currently farming statures ...

>>1293274 She's not much of a seductress, actually. She might want sweets instead.

>>1293302 my seed tastes like honey

>>1293306 It's one of the things that the game likes to joke about, bro. Like Saber and eating. >>1293309 An unlikely story...

>>1293309 diabetesbro...

>>1293298 Lateletbro... >>1293309 How do you know?

>>1293321 You weren't supposed to ask that..

>>1293321 Dont talk to me like that with said id ...

>>1293323 bro... that was your cue to say "your mom told me"...

>>1293099 Nice, what are you having them with?

>>1293344 I had some mexican street corn sauce I dipped them in. Head first of course.

i finished the Interviews with Monstergirls manga it was alright i wish there was less horseshit pseudo science talk and more teacher x teacher romance

>>1293390 yeah, succubus is best part of that series

>>1293390 now i remember that monmusu isekai manga that went on a whole tirade against feminism and shit

>>1293435 that's the one with the arachnids that have human legs, right? i like the fat guy he's funny

>>1293445 speaking of new volume seems to be out since last month time to read

>>1293390 >i wish there was less horseshit pseudo science talk Yeah, it got a tad bit boring towards the end when it was all make believe stuff with no real basis and scientific approach. They literally just go with "imagine if" and shit happens.

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY