Sometimes, I wanna fuck Chinatsu [11] and spend all night cuddling with her. Other times, I wanna do so with Rokudo [11]. Then, there are some days of the week where all I desire to do, is to plap Yutanes [11] little robotic ass. Thats the beauty of male sexual nature; polygamy. I love all my girls, and I love each one for different reasons.

easy

>>1301815 are we watching anything tonight chat?

my ID is going to give you an unsolicited handjob under the table at Chili's and you will just have to take it

>>1301823 Yeah. You.

Should I wait to use mods after maint ends?

>>1301826 ermmm what the helly?

My ID is going to suck and fuck me while I'm tied down until they have me begging for more

Prone-boning my id

My ID let me have sex with them in the BUTT

>>1301827 Well you can't play the game during maintenance... so yeah I guess

My ID will want to marry me and have lots of gay love making sex.

>>1301845 You know what I mean, smartass.

My ID will uuuughnghUUUUUUGH

only 6 hours left

>>1301848 No I honestly don't

>>1301827 You can use mods immediately after maintenance. Only some mods might be broken after the maintenance. (This issue happens less with mods that use SlotFix) I move all of my mods into a folder named "DISABLED" and then move them back into my "Mods" folder 1-by-1 so I can check if each mod is broken after the maintenance.

Pulchra Perfection.

>>1301827 You can't do it during maintenance so.

zzzid FUCK DAWEI

My ID slapped my ass in view of everyone

>>1301854 bwopipi...

>>1301843 Same for mine.

>>1301871 With each tentacle.

I WIN!

My ID gives the meanest handjobs

hello? is this customer service?

>>1301880 >Summons a mini Sacrifice Bringer to jerk you off

My ID yells at my dick

Obol ID and I m2 Dailyn

VOTE https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA

>>1301887 Zootopia for next patch.

>>1301887 THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME WE VOTED damn you actually shopped the poll into that fufu image, fair play.

>>1301885 Cute fella

>>1301886 RAT

Buying a burger with American Mayonnaise with my ID

>>1301893 previous poll was just to collect suggestions I think it more fair if votes are from people who actually will be watching

>>1301900 burger time

>>1301887 Shaolin Soccer my /zzz/iggas.

>>1301900 Good pull

>>1301900 HOLY!

So, what do you guys think will be Yebibi's standing in the Proxyb owl after her patch?

Spicy Ramen >>> burgers

You all m1ed your Fufu's right? You didn't succumb to Yiddy's tiddie's, right?

>>1301921 Yebibi seems to be into incest too so she will not participate in the Wise bowl out of respect for the game

Slut isn't a Bibi.

>>1301925 Went to hard pity and lost

>>1301921 I hope Slutbibi one ups both other, lesser, bibis by publicly announcing us as her fiancee

I had sex with my ID and they assumed we were dating now and got pissed when they found out I was just whoring myself around

WE ARE JUUUSTIN BRINGEEER WE CAAAAARRY THE FLAMEEEEE

https://x.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1993175313346380065 https://x.com/ZZZ_JP/status/1993175313304494103 Bwos, it's his birthday! Everyone say "Happy birthday, Billy!"

My phon an heroed. Is this a good or bad omen for Dialyn?

>>1301937 Bad.

>>1301851 Icon AND a banner? Fuark. My ID will be the next face of the game.

my ID got corrupted by the exaltists...

>>1301936 Starlight Knight, shine bright!

We are so back.

>>1301936 happy birthday billy please get serious soon

>>1301939 but she's already the face of the game...

>>1301939 Well, technically...

>>1301936 I did a LV run with him, Astra and Pulchra and had a lot of fun. For some reason I get wrecked using the AstraCole wheelchair, but I did very well with Fellini.

>>1301944 Thank you anon, I'll be treasuring this apung.

>>1301941 hope they give you an S rank version soon Billy

>>1301946 >>1301942 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSxszzR8Bs&list=RDZeSxszzR8Bs They deserved so much better. They deserved to be happy...

>>1301927 >Yebibi seems to be into incest too I wish. We could use more brother/sister incest.

Nicole is my wife

Maintenance Starts in 30, just got in the in-game announcement

The japanese are our brethren

What feat will Yebibi pull off this chapter to show her at Void Hunter level? Mibibi dripped aura from her very first appearance and got her title after singlehandedly slaying Lerna in 3 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGVdfGbpq8c How will Shunko compete?

>>1301978 She will take her dick out and all the ethereals will run screaming

>>1301971 I'm sorry you had to learn this way...

>>1301985 Oh yeah that's me behind her

>>1301978 Well, stop Sarah. But we don't know what big mess will she make for this to be a city defending feat. Also, her boobs are huge. This is unrelated, but I keep getting reminded of them.

Lucia pronebone

>>1301978 Do stuff with her bajillion swords like the patch trailer showcased. Not really much room for excitement or speculation.

>>1301977 through dick, unity.

>>1301978 Suck it from the back with no hands.

KINO VOTE https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA

>>1302000 Sharktopus...

When is the movie starting I wanna buy my burger and come back on time

when will orphie and magus get their void hunter title?

>>1302007 >He doesn't have an emergency supply of burgers at home

>>1302009 Will the Hollows even be around long enough for Morpheus to turn into a badass?

>>1302010 I don't eat beef often and when I do it's usually in a stew, so I go buy Angus Burger with Large Fry and Medium Diet Coke for 11 funny leaf money

>>1302016 >11

>>1302016 let me guess, A&W?

I am OWED an early maintenance completion

>>1302016 >with Large Fry Is a single giant fry a delicacy of some sort in leaf country?

>>1302013 they already took down the exaltist overseer so they're badass enough

>>1302016 fuck that. order poutine

A timer? No big deal.

>>1301815 Perhaps my most impressive case of down to the wire procrastination yet. the climax of Lucia's story with Ah-Deh actually got me misty eyed I'm glad I ended up pulling Lucia AND I'm glad I pulled Yid on impulse too, actually enjoy her gameplay, she's pure coombait and her attacks feel meaty

>>1302035 Morpheus would've died if Isolde wasn't held back by being her aunt/godmother

relax guys maintenance will last for 11 hours

NOOOOOO I just went to take a piss

>>1302027 Nope, Harvey's because it's just around the corner from me

Post erotic Doros

Hags

>>1302040 I was just a bit too slow since I hadn't got though the last chapter yet.

>>1302041 let's just keep that detail out of the report

yuzuha took pictures of me having sex with my id and posted them on spook shack

im going to phonepost i wanna roll id

>>1302069 You like toes, don't you squidward

>>1302061 Neither had I. I started 2.2 at like... 11am?

Melty for next 11 hours

>>1302081 I should have started it around then but I didn't think it would take as long as it did.

>>1302056 Missing the apng.

slowly removing all the nails of my ID

Oh yeah remember to update your game

>>1302069 yuzuha a cute

The ID below me will rescue me from my ID whom has locked me in their sex dungeon for weeks now

Where’s the link to the movies

get ready, we start in 20 minutes https://cytu.be/r/interknot https://cytu.be/r/interknot https://cytu.be/r/interknot

>>1302099 What happens in 20 minutes

>>1302091 some of you motherfuckers need to get off the EU server. it's slow af

>>1302074 Romantically kissing my id, holding hands and with our fingers intimately intertwined. Its a perfect summer night, we had a blast on the bowling alley some hours ago and now time has frozen inside her bedroom... Time has frozen for us, as we fall deeply in love with each other, a bond that not even the end of the world will be able to end. I kiss her neck, then her tits... and then, i kiss the cutest bellybutton ive ever seen in my life. Until i get to her most precious, private area. I gift her the most magical night shes ever experienced... Completely transforming this random monday night into the best memory of our entire lives.

Nice

>>1302058 >>1302060 >>1302088 Thanks bwos, gonna have a quick wank now before the movie starts

>>1302100 EOS

>>1302100 kino

It's tuesday, why are we updating I don't like that, all my gacha are supposed to update on thursday

It's tuesday, we updating I like that, all my gacha are supposed to update on tuesday

>>1302109 ZZZ always updates on a Wednesday (Chink time)

>>1302104 Please stop announcing to the thread when you're going to masturbate. This has been a recurring issue

>>1302099 Kino

>>1302116 Bangboo Contra!?

>>1302115 It's tradition

fuck how do I ctrl + z a human being

>>1302124 Plan B or a coat hanger? I guess?

>>1302124 With your fists

>>1302124 raise the child you bum. that could be your very own corn

>>1302124 If you can't pull out of a driveway then you shouldn't have a car

one last pollpost before we go live https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3AB8NyA <https://cytu.be/r/interknot

Junior...

>>1302149 wow this community has terrible taste in movies

>>1302175 Sharktopus vs Whalewolf is great fuck you

What does it mean...

>>1302175 no u

>>1302172 Whorse...

>>1302175 What would you have picked for dialyn's update then

>>1302187 I voted for Buffalo 66 cause it's the best movie on there and it's not even close, and is actually good (unlike Space Jam)

>>1302093 funny face

>>1302149 I must've missed the auditions because I would've suggested battleship

Why does Dialyn/Panda brick as a team?

>>1302222 ?

>>1301936 happy birthday voidhunter bro

>>1302222 Hmm, so pan only sheer buffs through his quick assist, so he has to be after the dps. Dialyn only cares about her position for her personal additional damage, so she’s third, but it sucks to get hit with such a random restriction. >>1302241 Don’t mind me.

>>1302200 >shitting on rush hour and kung pow really >buffalo 66 madbull 66? never heard of budffalo.

Is it safe to assume we are getting the graphical upgrade (dx12, rtx, dlss) in 2.5 to make that patch even fatter?

I bet dialyn eats herself out Fucking Chinese slut I also bet that that phone cord smells like fish from all the grinding she does on that shit Fucking Chinese WHOOOORE

>>1302261 >dialyn on third So the ideal comp would be something like lucia, shifu, dialyn?

>>1302292 >Fucking Chinese WHOOOORE Yeah mine

I wish Chinese women were real

>>1302287 Don't we already have those?

>>1302292 She definitely fucks herself through the portal using a strap-on

>>1302306 I CAN SEE IT

>>1302319 I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.

>>1302292 I wonder if sending a dude through the portal unharmed and unaltered was a mistake or if the dev's really intended to canonize casual, portable, teleportation tech that is just unused everywhere else.

>>1302328 It's probably has a not so far range, and maybe expensive tech that TOPS experimented and gave it to KRAMPUS to make their job easier

>>1302291 lucy isn't racist, she's speciesist

>>1302328 In-universe, we have fissures inside Hollows that work like portals. And some of them can go quite far. The Butcher also opens some portals to attack.

>>1302309 same...

We need a retarded cannibal with a chainsaw as a boss

So Dia goes great with Zhao and Ye, right? I'll roll her of so since I have garunteed rate up agent right now. Won't get her ball though since I'm salty she powercrept Fufu.

>>1302340 She is BiS for Ye even more than Zhao is.

>>1302330 This, Dailyn's source of power is "TOPS funding" Zhao's sword should be 100% refined porcelume

my ID will decide if I win early 50/50 and can go for the wengine

>>1302344 So using her and the bun would be the ideal Ye team, right?

>>1302372 I... cant see it...

>>1302372 I can see too much of the bunholes

1d2 = 2 1 - kung pow 2 soccer

>>1302372 I'd bury my tongue so deep in that rabbit hole I could taste the carrots she ate earlier

>>1302372 That seems to be the top team for her yes.

>>1302379 >plural how many buttholes does a rabit have?

>>1302372 Puffier

I'm skipping Dialyn because her hair is fucking ugly as sin and I'm gonna run Yebibi with Zhao and Fufu

>>1302372 I can it (x2)

>>1302399 Ye's hair is just as unbearably ugly. That stupid ass chinese split hair is so fucking ugly

>>1302287 >>1302312 yeah it's already in there and you can enable it manually. slow and buggy as fuck tho, they have a long way to go to optimize. in case you want to check it out here's a vid that shows you how to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYaNKuJ97Ww

>>1302407 Some of you sound Jewish with how often you bring up Ye unprompted just to sound mad.

>>1302407 ye's hair is pretty normal aside from the ears. It's also a natural hair colour instead of matching Beetlejuice's suit like Dialyn's she's the first female agent with brown hair, funnily enough

>>1302399 Her hair is unironically my favorite part of her design

my phon lang

>>1302413 >you bring up Ye unprompted He's literally talking about Ye in his post you stupid nigger

octowife leaves her sucker marks all over you so those other whores know she owns you

>>1302428 Murphy to me feels like one of the few girls I can actually picture being ok with sharing

>>1302428 >not inverted FAKE

>>1302416 I'm talking about this weird ugly hair split that so many hoyo characters have, they've done pretty good at avoiding it so far or making it look more natural.

>>1302443 Bwo that's just twintails like Dialyn has, only they're positioned at the back of the head instead of the side

>>1302443 I remember reading that it makes them easier to model. Miyabi and Shifu have it too.

>>1302445 Twintails are tied up like Orphie, hair doesn't just naturally split through the center like that for no reason. Unless there's some devious asshole with scissors going around cutting the center of everyone's hair, but even then the hair wouldn't push out to either side like that. It looks stupid and unnatural and I will NEVER tolerate it. DEATH TO ALL SPLITNIGGERS

only 3 hours left

>>1302437 yiddy might be persuaded to share but the tentacles are VERY possessive

>>1302459 Slut's is tied back as well, like Orphie's. but tied at the back instead

Yebibi's hair also looks great in motion, though I don't have a video at hand.

>>1302458 Miyabi's center is tied up, but her hair still falls straight down naturally with just a small gap like you would expect. It doesn't curve outward unaturally like this ugly shit >>1302464

>her character has a split hair Not my fufu!

>>1302474 Yeah and you can see in my post that you replied to, that Slut's hair isn't like that

still 2 doros and 55 pinnes left bwos

>>1302462 >In the wild, octopuses like the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) rely on their strength for survival. Each sucker can lift 30 pounds, and a GPO has 1,600 suckers. Their arms can also pull 100 times their weight, which means a 40 pound octopus can pull 4,000 pounds — the size of a small sedan

I will steal ur luck rolls

>>1302428 fuck man opening this image then scrolling down like 5 times to get all the tiddy in the frame goddamn SAGGERS

bloopers in old movies were kino

>>1302494 soul...

xie xie my niggas

That was nice, Jackie's the GOAT

I hope we get a sovlful amateur Movie Makers faction in the future.

MY MOM MADE RAVIOLI!!!

>>1302443 Are you by chance wearing high heels right now?

>>1302506 no, I just have a hair fetish and ruining long hair with this stupid ass split pisses me off

>>1302443 By my figure it's there so you can actually see the character's outfit from behind since that's your PoV 90% of the time.

WHORE

>>1302522 She really is a fucking slut

wtf saw this while looking for the second image but 32 gb was 100-200 3 weeks ago when I checked…

>>1302511 My mistake. You reminded me of another anon that said they used to wear high heels

>>1302525 Yeah, mine

>>1302530 what are the fucking chances?

>>1302541 I wore high heels for a drag halloween costume one year, honestly were not hard to walk in at all, women are just dramatic.

>>1302530 There's no way that price is real-- >it's real ...We are so fucked. But hey, at least we'll have Rush Hour 4!

>>1302554 I tried my mom’s on a couple times when I was six. It honestly wasn’t that hard lol

Now you're thinking with portals

>>1302530 >>1302553 >40 minutes ago Trump is a /zzz/igga

>>1302553 We’re getting a 4 because of the orange man? What the

>>1302530 >RGB That's your problem. You can buy cheaper shit like this. I shit you not there are euro brands that are studier than corsair shit but since they don't have RGB shit they are mostly ignored >Rush Hour we're so fucking back

Their marketing worked, I'll now roll for phon and top up for shungus....

>>1302573 Thanks for your patronage.

Wait did they release her EP? I just jumped straight into the movie after waking up

>>1302573 Roll da fon within the first 4 hours of her banner opening and you can redeem a free -job

[CONTROVERSIAL] me liek zzz

>>1302580 a free job

>>1302581 Astroturfing. You can't just enjoy the game, you can only like one aspect of ZZZ and seethe about everything else.

Will we know how many pulls 2.5 will give before Dialyns banner is over?

>>1302597 estimate is 101 with ik pass iirc

>>1302597 >>1302598 you have to slash out banyues polys so maybe its looking closer to 60 and i think you mean 2.4

Bros… the sex minigame is real

>>1302530 I think the RGB is the problem there.

>>1302599 Probably closer to 70. Banyue's banner is 2 weeks so less daily polys, and the events are usually frontloaded onto the first banner

REMINDER, WE ARE 1 MONTH AWAY FROM GUILDS.

>>1302607 Actually we're 5 weeks away from guilds

>>1302599 nyo i need to know if dia + ye + yeball is possible. 2.4 pulls were leaked somewhere around 80.

>>1302607 Was shungite new years? Or Xmas day itself

>>1302612 31st of December assuming her banner is running at the same time as Zhao's like Meebs and Homo's

>>1302612 >>1302619 oh isn't patch 2.5, Dec 29th?

>>1302611 aah i got it usually we get beta pull estimates before half of the patch iirc so gotta wait a bit

>>1302604 Hotdog?

>>1302187 nta but phone booth 2002

IS IT UP YET?

>>1302640 No

>>1302597 I think we usually get those after the livestream

>>1302640 yes

>>1302611 I'd bet on at least 140 free pulls considering how packed it's looking out to be.

>>1302628 >phone booth 2002 I need Kiefer Sutherland real ba- I mean yeah that sounds pretty cool

>>1302646 bit sad innit

>>1302649 didn't mean to quite my bad

>>1302604 >*pomf* >"What are we going to do on the bed senior Shunguang?"

IT'S UPDOG

>>1302670 whats updog?

>>1302673 nm hbu?

>>1302604 Uhhh I thought we don't do that kind of service in the temple...

>>1302649 I fucking love Blondes

Need Banyue's milky titties banner bros Does it really matter to Hoyo so much for the banners to be separate unless it's a half anniversary patch??? Why not just run both new banners at the same time for the entire patch and just let players roll for whoever they want all the time. It's a short patch anyway I don't think it would be a negative at all

post eve ass

>>1302683 Pulchra is the best blonde followed closely by Triggah

Post your hold music bwos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuFTCirwmoM

>>1302694 >>1302698 nice, i gotta have more of her, i dont know how i only have like 10 pics

>>1302699 https://youtu.be/eeV5Uwp6oUI

White/Silver hair is the best, so I'll be rolling Ye. Also imagine I posted Anby/S11 pics too. I like them but have no saved art.

>>1302701 I will happily dumb my Eve folder

IS IT UP?

>>1302718 Dump*

henlo

>>1302718 >>1302721 nice, im creating a folder for her and astra now. whats ur favorite part about eve?

>>1302673 Oh nothing much how about you

IS IT

IN

Please stop posting Evelyn pic, I'm in a train rn i don't want to get a boner in public

Please post Fufu pic, I'm in a train rn i want to get a boner in public

>>1302742 OH FUC

>>1302740 6

>>1302739 >Asia in 1 hour >Europe in 39mins >America in 9 seconds It's not fair why do burgers get to come first in line?

>>1302740 based sexual deviant danger to society

is it up yet

>>1302753 nyo we are watching shaolin soccor rn doe

>>1302725 Femme fatale but instead of being sexy and charismatic like Jane's style, she's awkward and reserved, an assassin with social anxiety. The whole bit about her love of moths I thought was really nice and told us a lot about her character. Also she's fun to play and has jiggle physics you can see from space.

>>1302756 >4th pic those two really are one night of drinking away from waking up in bed together, huh