Sometimes, I wanna fuck Chinatsu [11] and spend all night cuddling with her. Other times, I wanna do so with Rokudo [11]. Then, there are some days of the week where all I desire to do, is to plap Yutanes [11] little robotic ass. Thats the beauty of male sexual nature; polygamy. I love all my girls, and I love each one for different reasons.

My ID will rape the ID below me

Chinatsu is made for ojisan cock

My ID will protect the raped ID

Give jk id

Haruko agent when.

hear me out guys

Zhao id

My ID will get flattened and draped over a railing in the middle of Lumina Square for all the passerbys to laugh at

Yutane ID or I kill myself

my id gonna spook me on shunko banner

My id shits in my mouth and i swallow

>>1360019 Give me your Bibian ID before you go.

Toxoplasmosis

>>1360030 lol

>>1360006 flat is old news we're into inflation now

>>1359996 >not futa Caesar meh

My ID just told me they can't get pregnant, no matter how hard we try

>>1360048 I hope so.

>>1360021 EOS... my ID can take all of you at once

>>1360048 Well duh.

>>1360048 noo keep trying bro I'm sure there's a way

ID below me will get vored by the ID below that ID

>>1360040 Did Zhu Yuan deserve this...?

My ID bravely gave their life bringing my child into this world

>>1360069 No, she deserved THIS.

>>1360079 nyoo..... the champion.... no longer undefeated....

great start to a thread

There are too many male ID's. I vote to nuke the thread and start over.

Good thread to sleep through it seems

>>1360006 >>1360040 I know these are supposed to be fetishistic but they're actually really funny

rollan ID

Eve if she Cygames

I don't regret a thing I said I'd rape Seth's bussy until something grew inside of him

Give me a teenaged girl ID you niggers!!!!!!!!

based ID

my ID dies in season 3

>>1360082 Now these are the buffs to get Zhu back into the meta!

>>1360108 I love corn so much you guys wouldn't even understand I wonnered close the thread

>>1360108 congratulations

>>1360098 Grub looks nightmarish to play but I like the artstyle a lot

There are too many Seths in this thread. How do we scare them away?

My ID thinks

>>1360141 Clearly not

>>1360141 wrong

>>1360006 Post that one where the cunning hares are flattened by a boulder in a tunnel

>>1360136 Throw a bunch of cucumbers on the ground

>>1360141 No

>>1360154 Don't delete that's the correct image

>>1360132 As someone who got into it precisely because of its incredible art style, and stuck with it for about half a year: yes it's fucking hell on Earth.

>>1360024 My ID shits in your mouth and makes you swallow!

>>1360119 Maybe when they change what the acronym for NEPS means.

>>1360128 rabbit pussy ID...

>>1360183 Imagine how loud and volatile their burps and farts are haha

this thread needs to get less weird

>>1360136 Nocturne

So as I understand so far; Banyue has two "Wrath" combos using his strings when you have at least 50 Adrenaline or are in Rage mode. From neutral, it goes like this ("B" is for the Basic Attack button, "S" is Special): >B>B>B>S (brief pause) S>S>B = Mountain Tremor W >S>S>S>B (brief pause) B>B>S = Lion's Roar W If you do pretty much anything (Dodge, Parry, Ultimate, etc.) you can directly input the first half of the combo, and then the second half (at a reduced cost compared to doing it from neutral it seems?) as long as you have enough Adrenaline or are in Rage mode. Honestly it's way simpler than I thought it would be, it's just that the fucking incomprehensible in-game word salad descriptions make it so much harder to grasp.

>>1360195 Shut the fuck up corin you are nothing but a mere ryonabait agent

>>1360204 >kills you in the face

How is this for a Manato build? Too little HP or enough? This is with an HP% disk 5 and I barely have any on my subs

>>1360200 hmmmmmm nyo, still too hard, i'm just going to mash with yebibi

>>1360200 I'm too reatrted, I'll continue to parry spam with my wife instead

>>1360141 big if trve

Yebibi "Xiao" Shungite

>What Belle "thinks" at any given moment www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSx54-rnrE&list=RDBbSx54-rnrE

>>1360200 I hope he's actually good and better than Yid but people were just dumb. >>1360217 Seems better than mine and mine's top 10%, you've got like 220 less sheer than me but 20% more CDMG + 10% more crit so you should be fine.

>>1360222 >>1360232 I have to say that going from something like Meebs or Jane into fucking Banyue is some INSANE whiplash, it's like a totally different game. This nigga is going to be borderline unplayable for 90% of the playerbase, and I must commend our devs for having the balls to release an Agent like that.

>>1360217 I just refer to this now for builds fuck gacha sites, looks good to me https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTj2PaPq6Py_1B5fsOPj_Moc-tN_7mut7fICczI6lz1njyEIAInTnfB7lAraX4pYCRGNbaHGlIbFZ90/pubhtml#gid=1270581085

>>1360200 He also has perfect cancel windows for each of his EX moves that you have to learn.

>>1360195 I pray that the Creator refines this thread. Amen.

You guys aren't ready for the last minute banyue kit rework based on data from his event

>>1360265 Pls nwo...

>>1360265 Nerf

uh oh

Belle is the better mc simply because Wise acts like any isekai protag aka stoic nerd with plot armour and thats boring

>>1360258 It should update Burnice build before her buffs come out and people waste resources refarming.

>>1360141 incorrect

>>1360027 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IczNkMjX16A

>>1360141 nope

>>1360265 All combo timings shifted by a random number within 10 frames in either direction.

>remembered how people at launch said Harin looked like a random generic NPC It made me a little sad since she's my favorite S-Rank by a landslide. I'm glad she's getting the buffs she deserves.

Banyue should've gotten an agent story with this playing at the final climax https://youtu.be/loTcZHoIYfQ

Thoughtless Zone Zero

how tall is wise?

belle's personality is malleable and can fit into many scenes better. wise the balding almost 30yr old hanging out with a bunch of nubile teenagers is lowkey kinda ick whereas belle hanging out is just naturally another day with the girls

>>1360319 >wise the balding almost 30yr old hanging out with a bunch of nubile teenagers is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>>1360319 Truke Wise doesnt get his stinky shy gamer rep enough hes no macho ladiesman

I self insert as eous I also fuck all the girls as eous btw

>>1360330 >girls

>>1360335 As a theoretical, if I had the chance to fuck every ZZZ girl but I also had to fuck chris pratt, i would definitely be getting banged if you catch my drift.

Yiddy ID and my ass gets raped by her tentacles

>>1360275 penis inspection day please take a close look officer

>>1360326 for self inserting? no. for immersion? yes

>>1360284 FVAAAARK

>>1360256 Thanks, I am happy that I can finally move on to his team members. Getting him a single dual crit disk 6 took me close to two months >>1360258 Thanks anon, I have been waiting for people to finally put something like this together for ZZZ. I always was a fan of the similar GI and HSR spreadsheets that were included in the cuckchan /vg/ OPs

I want the next "area" to be snowy too but it'd feel really silly having different parts of the same city that's in the same spot on the planet have wildly different climates. I know Hoyo does whatever they want but maybe just have it take place during winter

Does anyone know if this "Fire Sheer DMG" from Banyue's siggy is a modifier that is calculated separately, or is it merged with normal DMG% like regular Element% bonuses?

I might have to roll on Banyue

>>1360432 Ether chemtrails create weather anomalies boom lore reason for snow

>>1360432 it could have been colder places like notHokkaido

We need a playable kemoshota of the debu variety!

>>1360432 there could be a region of the outer ring that's mountainous

>>1360319 wise is a papakatsu

>>1360432 Well it was snowing in the area the Oni lived, but it seems like after the war ended they became New Eridu citizens.

I can't believe I'm rerunning this for score, endgame brain has me in a chokehold

>>1360456 This also invites a chance for an older version of the kemoshota to show up in current time due to time travel and be groomed to be the most 5(you) out of everyone.

My id ships Naruto and Sakura and was really upset with how things ended

>>1360513 much like her adopted tiger daughter, in her youth yixuan consumed shonenslop

zzzid FUCK DAWEI

Zhao get nerfed in the next beta. She's a freebie loli furry, it is what it is. Sorry Zhaopedos. SEX WITH MY ID

>>1360526 i will get her either way, i'm ok with either outcome

>>1360006 yessss more sneed suffering

Hey we're getting a king of fighters collab in late 2026 the characters are Kula Diamond and Krohnen You're welcome

IT'S ACTUALLY SNOWING HARD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zBSnMhvI0

Also Caesar King in the OP is based and heterosexual.

>>1360553 >no Shermie

>>1360553 rugal DA boss or we riot

>>1360553 Should be Ryo

Never touch a KoF game ever but this Kula lady looks very cute.

I wish this little pup would drown me against her need until I fed her a disgusting amount of dennies to keep her relevant.

>>1360596 I think I can see it

Don't open

>>1360526 She will be buffed. Trust in Dawei.

>>1360608 W O U L D O U L D

>>1360440 I'd say check optimizer but that shit probably hasn't updated to include him

>>1360608 Cute.

Bros is this handsome Chinese man trustworthy?

>>1360643 Why did you edit him to look smaller

>>1360643 Why did you edit him to look bigger

>>1360643 how bad can he possibly be?

I am going to fuck the labubu

>>1360643 Of course he does, not only does he look like a shrewd businessman who is also fair to his consumers, but he's also extremwlt andsome and I would let him fuck my wife. [3200 Polychromes will be deposited to your account upon confirmation of posting. Please delete this segment before publishing any social media posts with this message.]

fatty caught

I could have posted fake leaks but I love you too much to do that. Be thankful

I don’t understand why there are no cheap ZZZ figures. In Japan, there are companies mass producing figures for Naruto, DBZ and the like for 10 dollars and they are pretty good quality. For all the Chinese gacha, everything is $200 painted sculptures. The slop that you can buy at 50 dollars is 3d printed vomit. Why don’t the Chinese get on it to make affordable quality merch for the masses?

>>1360664 Look at her wearing a cute big comfy hoodie to hide her belly Shes just a big fat and gassy babeh✌️

>>1360653 he seems cool-ish but fufu [11] is not for dancing shes for submission via cock

>>1360671 u r big dumb, apex makes cheap lines of zzz figures like the ellen uniform one and yanagi OL one coming up, theres also pop up parade by goodsmile which is their prize figure line making grace and koleda figs all around 20-60 dollars

He's right you know

>>1360678 That last sentence makes this post the 41st ranked worst post in 8th street history. Congratulations!

>>1360664 Look at her

>>1360678 That last sentence makes this post the number one ranked best post in 8th street history. Congratulations!

>>1360670 >this is a brave member of new eridu's military

¿qué?

>>1360705 ICE is gonna get you, spicbro.......

>>1360687 What’s their official website?

>>1360695 41 but i got 41 goons

>>1360710 but i'm not even french...

>>1360705 >el no sabe que aquí todos estamos LARPing como gringos

You guys are weird today.

My neck hurts there’s hair on my mouth that isn’t mine

>>1360712 theres an official zzz merch store on taobao, goodsmile have their own website

>>1360735 ¿A qué te refieres?

my ID botched the ID below's heart surgery

>>1360094 The 3rd image is Chinese propaganda. Yid's Yiddies are bigger than Yixuan's Onions.

>>1360788 (((טיגריס טיפש. טיגריס קטן בן 11 בלבד והוא גוי! אף אחד לא מדבר צ'ינקית. ואתה צריך לחפש את כיכר טיאנאנמן, חתלתול קטן.)))

>>1360780 She's so cute and silly.

>>1360780 She's so ugly and serious .

>>1360831 Im going to fucking kill you

>>1360846 No u

>>1360780 She's so- WHY DID YOU REPOST???

Who won e3aea8 or cbf33c

>>1360852 e3aea8

>>1360852 cbf33c

why mibibi the only void hunter without a skin?

>>1360860 Because she's Japanese

>>1360852 both are retarded, i wonnered!

>>1360860 Because they hate you and hate miyabi so don't roll any other void hunters until she gets one

>>1360860 Because she's a whore

>>1360860 bro?

>>1360860 her default is great and doesn't need a skin

>>1360860 First ZYL delayed the skimpy miko skin until Mibibi's patch anniversary to spite Lying Flame, then they were forced to cancel the skin due to the recent Japan controversy

>>1359990 Guu~ monin~

>>1360872 shungite got one though

>>1360788 >>1360827 Довольно забавно наблюдать, как два человека, которых все ненавидят, пытаются перещеголять друг друга.

>>1360886 It’s cause she’s higher class

>>1360827 𓊪𓇋𓈖𓈎𓐍𓂧𓅂𓆯𓇋𓃭𓐍𓃀𓅂𓎼𓅱𓈖𓅂𓐍𓇋𓐍𓋴𓉔𓄿𓃭𓃭𓐍𓎢𓄿𓋴𓏏𓐍𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓏏𓅱𓐍𓏏𓉔𓅂𓐍𓂧𓅂𓊪𓏏𓉔𓋴𓐍𓅱𓆑𓐍𓉔𓅂𓃭𓃭

>>1360885 I haven't heard this voice line in days...

>>1360860 Miyabi deserves a bikini skin. Complete with breast, hip, and ass upgrades.

>>1360860 Miyabi deserves a bikini skin. Complete with breast, hip, and ass downgrades

>>1360894 bork bork bork awoooo

>>1360900 If Mibibi somehow had ass taken away from her, I think it'd be concave.

>>1360907 Just remove her legs and arms and make her fight with her mind

What agent would solo all of ZZZ if they were BETRAYED and locked in the hyperbolic time chamber for 1000 years

>>1360912 Punished Wise

>>1360912 Billu

>>1360927 A face built for punches

>>1360932 don't punch mentally challenged people...

>>1360912 Yebibi reached Void Hunter level from being locked up at her mountain for like 20 years, imagine the power level she'd cultivate in a millennium.

>>1360935 But it dick hard

>>1360912 Yebibi Void Hunter level f locked up mountain like 20 years, imagine power cultivate millennium.

what if Shungita was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the mountain for 1000 YEARS

Shungita is going to be TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the mountain for 1000 YEARS BY ME

>>1360860 they need to update her lower half first, like bibi

>>1360949 She doesn’t have a lower half

>>1360943 She loses every single memory she has trying to get out, and will become mentally an infant by the end.

>>1360951 Can't believe they Gojo'd Mibibi.

>>1360953 Easily taken advantage of sexually Yebibi.

>>1360944 OWN UP TO IT LIKE A REAL MAN YOU'RE IN THIS WITH ME.

>>1360912 Corin. She can already overwhelm a good chunk of the cast in terms of raw physical strength.

blue thing

>>1360927 6 777

purple thing

Sucks

>>1359966 >holiday where boys give girls that they like cheese

>>1360991 W rizz

>>1360991 A gift of cheese is a declaration of a man's desire to suckle on a woman's breasts.

>>1360991 It’s a outer ring thing you wouldn’t get it

I sincerely hope this damned thread is over by the time I wake up.

>>1361002 Don’t go to sleep bitch nigga

>>1361002 What's wrong with this thread?

>>1361002 I will drastically reduce my posting rate to extend the thread's lifespan!

>>1361011 We need a clown girl

>>1361016 Belle is right there.

>>1361006 Nude version of this gif is the very first zzz work i have gooned to it holds a very special place in my heart

>>1361025 There’s a nude version?

Looks like the GOAT is making peak again. https://x.com/Loser_Bangboo/status/1997969500969590836

>>1361028 Yeah Still one of the best works of all time even with hundreds of newer works since then

>>1361032 SEXO

>>1361037 Post it you fat gay bitch

>>1361041 Those six to seven id’s? All me

I can’t wait for 2.6

i just saw an "artpiece" of a 540lbs belle breast feeding on a 630lbs vivian via a nursing machine i don't keep a gelbooru tab open for shit like this bros, stop uploading nigger trash to boorus

>>1361040 This is it It was made all the way back in 2022 which is crazy i wasnt aware of just how much porn there was before the game was even out

>>1361066 >It was made 7 years ago fuck...

>>1361066 Damn I was only 9 years old in 2022

haha that was so easy to find

>>1361070 what's 2029 like got any stock tips for someone in 2025

>>1361078 Its kinda cute Fatanon is gonna have a field day when he finds this artist

>>1361080 The stock market is gone. Buy as much canned food that you can get your hands on.

sex with shroom'guang

>>1361132 First is was the forced strumpet shunguang Now YOU are forcing a nonsensical shroomguang WHAT IS NEXT?!?!?!?!?!

Attention all Zenless Zone Zero gamers: the Cunning Hares are in grave danger, and they need your help! The Hollow Zero is corrupting them, and pretty soon, they will all be turned into a bunch of ether-ials. And on top of that, a mean-old Elite Ether-ial is blocking their only escape! However, it is not too late to save them! All they need is: your UID, your hoyoverse email account, your hoyoverse account password, and most of all, the amount of unused PolyChromes on your account But, you gotta be quick! Time is ticking proxies- their services may be expensive, but the Cunning Hares will NEVER let you down!

>>1361134 dungguang

>>1361105 I have about 1yr worth of canned protein and lots of dried beanz

>>1361070 >t.

>>1361080 s&p 500, collect 15% a year

>>1361134 Shushu is still in middle school.

>>1361151 middleschoolers are built like THIS????

i wanna rape yebibis 14 year old, fat kiddie tits btw

I wish to have sexual relations with my little sister gimme an ID please

>>1361151 Middle schoolers don't look like this

>>1361153 Yixuan Shifu's Special Chi Training Course has some wild effects on human development

>>1361150 yea that's the bulk of my portfolio but I set aside some for speculative plays

kill ye chungus

fuck (good) ye chungus

fuck (bad) ye chungus

STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!

No one has ever skipped an agent banner and then explicitly saved to pull them on a rerun.

>>1361175 i'm doing that with sanby

>>1361142 whatever dude.

take your award, sanby gods plebs now have to wait for the fabled rerun

>>1361153 Yes. >>1361161 Look again (12).

>>1361175 I skipped Astra to save for Sanby, Trigger and Mockingbird, then rolled on rerun after skipping Vivian

>>1361179 why are you trying to steal my account, we are smart here and won't fall for that

>>1361186 I prefer 22 year olds

>>1361188 I thought if I made a funny-haha post it would make the thread more lively, but people immediately got into a shungus war right after it was posted

>>1361181 IT'S HER GAME.

Playing Banyue on keyboard is a bit meh, but I REALLY love how he can parry literally everything and them proceed to go back to punching people to death. He is very fun like Yanagi and I should probably play this game with my dualshock 4 controller already.

>>1361161 nigga you have no idea, it's a minefield out there. girls growing up way too fast these days because of all the hormones in the water supply

Banyue's moveset is pulling me away from this whore's spell on me....

>>1361197 your post is not low enough effort

STOP LIKING THINGS I LIKE

>>1361243 I like your mom

>>1361247 That’s ok

>>1361250 Do you not like your mom?

>>1361267 I don’t dislike her

>>1361078 unf >>1361090 >Fatanon there's dozens of us

Can I get a TLDR of the golden mecha event? It started off really weak to a point where I'm straight up skipping everything. The last one was pure kino and fun, this one, I'm not feeling it

>>1361181 >rerun Never happening, she will be a true limited Agent. A mark of those with taste.

>>1361303 The current one relies on you being a fan of old mecha anime and getting all the references.

>>1361303 Gold nigga show up and jojo reference

>>1361300 Wait a minute, this isn't Lucy porn

>>1361181 thanks, I'll take it I know my build is sloppy, I'm in the process of improving it

>>1361305 Damn, mecha is one of the only genres I was never really into. It's not like I don't like giant ass cool robots that fight, no man can truly call himself a man if they don't appreciate stuff like that, it's just that, I couldn't be bothered I guess >>1361308 Oh shit!

Beta when

>>1361300 Source?

>>1361311 >Dodge LVL 9 You better improve that build, you fucking philistine

>>1361325 you can't hide

>>1361318 576837

>>1361325 >[Spoiler]

>>1361319 wtf, I never noticed that

>can't activate Banyue's passive with Ben what the fuck is even the point

>>1361342 skibidiblud still using ben in big two zero two five

>>1361341 Cuayo virus is spreading rapidly A pandemic is on the horizon

>>1361330 Thanks

>>1361345 can you explain each half of your sentence to me in retard so I can understand?

>>1361351 Ben user 2025 you vote for democrats

Bloody pussy bloody pussy bloody pussy

>>1361355 oh, I'm an actual unironic retard I thought that anon was telling me that there was a professional Ben player named Skibidiblud who they were recommending me to watch turns out, there were calling me the Skibidiblud

New beta today or tomorrow.

>>1361376 in like 4-5 hours supposedly

I miss Shifu...she's been on her business trip since 2.2..

corn eating corn

Every sister is my senior

>>1361388 Yeah mine

>>1361390 turn that camera to the other side, boy

>>1361378 If you're lying I'm gonna melty

Sex with my id And what the fuck were the dreams I had today first part was me fucking around with people my age but as the dream progressed it was in the same building as indos were doing a hostage situation in America woke up, was too early and went back to sleep and second was me driving with my parents to find out there are days people of X age don’t go out to manage population congestion then as I was driving I saw someone about to get raped then the guy got caught then I woke up

>>1361413 The meaning of that dream is that you're a deeply closeted homosexual

>>1361413 Zenless?

I got this one

>>1361413 The meaning of that dream is that you're a deeply closeted rapist

>>1361423 It also means that you secretly want to fuck your own mother

>>1361430 thanks Sigmund