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/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General Anonymous 05/02/2025 (Fri) 09:49:34 Id: 709c77 No. 263035
Previous >>254052 >[Event] Illya's Karakuri Castle - Kashin Koji's Modest Ambition 2025-04-24 01:00 - 05-07 20:59 PDT https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0423_illya_castle/ >[Summon] Illya's Karakuri Castle Kashin Koji Pickup Summon 2025-04-24 01:00 - 05-07 20:59 PDT https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0423_illya_castle_pu1/ >[Notice] "Ordeal Call" Release Date Announced! 2025-05-08 PDT https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0417_ordeal_call/ >[Campaign] Ordeal Call Pre-Release Campaign 2025-04-17 21:00 - 05-07 20:59 PDT https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0415_ordeal_call_pre_cp/ >[Summon] Ordeal Call Pre-Release Pickup Summon 2025-04-17 21:00 - 04-26 20:59 PDT https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0415_ordeal_call_pre_pu/ >[Campaign] Pilgrimage Festival: Part 2 2025-04-17 21:00 - 05-01 20:59 PDT https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0415_pilgrimage_fes_2_cp/ >[News] http://webview.fate-go.us/ >[Servant Info] Servant Material Lookup: http://fgosim.github.io/Material/ Servant Planner: http://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldea Coin Calculator: http://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.html Rank Up + Interlude Timeline: http://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.html Rate Up Tracker: http://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/ >[Mats/Summoning Info] Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.png Quartz for next Summer: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045 Future Materials Spreadsheet: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765 FGO Event Compendium: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397 Drop Rates: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA FGO Raw Database: http://apps.atlasacademy.io/ >[FAQ] http://rentry.org/fgoalter-faq
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Gil's sexy little penis
Phew, just did it. They aren't here but Johanna, City and Skadi were really useful in this CQ
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Love my city.
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rolling new ID..
>>263054 Cool, but can they fix in game bugs also?
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>>263047 Praise the pope more.
Bro roll 1d20 = 8
>>263054 ADD MY THREE FRIEND SLOTS ALREADY
>>263060 I think the pope is really good for quick arts decks like City
>>263056 Nuh-uh
>>263068 No money for you I guess.
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me and my bros
>>263072 Don't steal my first kiss. Mash wants it
>>263061 Bro! 1d20 = 16
>>263054 Why? My account is mine, if I want to sell it I can.
>>263100 Of course it is! Mind if I get your FC though, you sound like a swell guy. I want to add you to the blacklist
>>263108 I'm white
>>263139 you're blue, dumbass
They should make the ids use all english letters instead of just hecadecimal so its possible for me to get the "nemo" id
>>263146 Yo das raycis
>>263156 Just get lucky bro, your entire ID is already all english letters.
>>263157 blue woman good
>>263061 Let's see 1d20 = 7
>>263160 the ids only go from 0-9 a-f. i cant get my "nemo" id
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>>263165 o i c
>>263163 At least I got a purple ID this time. Anyway, good morning bros.
>>263180 morning, purple bro
>>263180 Morning bro
Drops? Never heard of her!
>>263191 bro...
new thread, new me!
>>263217 Do you promise to shitpost less this time?
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Do you think we'll get the coin update early?
I hope we'll get the append update early so I can Oberon double Koyan with Arc :3
>>263232 i never shitpost
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_24_Signups Bros...are we not playing this time around? Also good morning.
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>>263061 1d20 = 19
In the comps with Koyan D. and Arc for 90++, does NP2 Arc also work? I know it'll require carding on w3 but that isn't a concern.
Still going strong.
>>263257 Looks like we won't.
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>>263272 Are your knees and back still just as strong?
>>263257 looks like we're already there. see? it says fgo
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>>263262 Yes. I've never had to use a single card on wafe 3.
Sisters, help me out here. There is this girl at work, she asked me out, invited me over, waits for 2+ hours for me to get off work and so on... I assume she has a thing for me, but as it's work and because she isn't white I'm somewhat uncertain whether or not I want to do anything with it. I'm kinda comfy being single rn in my mid 20s, but I feel I might regret this later on.... Thoughts?
>bringing up poopfox
>>263317 > she isn't white is she cute azn at least?
>>263313 That's Koyan Light, is it the same for Dark?
>>263330 Oh my bad. Prolly not, arc will lack the buster up to oneshot the last wave.
>>263317 Not a sis but go for it before you wake up in your 30s, bald and fat.
>>263323 Nice id; yea she's Asian. Chinese. >>263340 Thanks for the advice, sis.
>>263317 Always take opportunities when they come. Like worst thing that could (realistically) happen is that you have middling date without chemistry. I'm not even advocating because on positive you might get pussy but because when opportunities like this just walk into your lap you might as well check it out.
>>263356 Thanks anon, you're right. And it's good experience nonetheless.
>>263317 Go for it bro.
>>263335 As I said, I know she'd need carding, it even says so on the chart, I was just wondering how much because if it's not much then it doesn't matter
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>>263317 She is interested in you. Go for it before you end up in your late 30s.
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>>263317 >I'm kinda comfy being single rn in my mid 20s Don't give up your freedom. You have more self awareness than every other guy who fell into the same trap and became a divorce statistic. RUN AWAY
I just realized Chaldea somewhat reset my settings to reach 9/9/9 in all skills. I'm not as close with bones as I thought... Back to the bone gulag for me...
>>263422 You can check out but you can never leave.
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>>263423 Welcome to the Hotel Boneifornia...
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Kama Love!
>Bradamante can't kill my level 60 Poster Girl Wu with no HP Fous unless she Crits her This is the power of High Queen Morgan's Faerie Knights...
>>263430 NooOoooOooooOoOoo not like thiIiIiissss...
>>263442 Tell her not to use her quick cards
it's a stall cq bros
>>263450 Hey there's me
>>263454 This is also without using Wu's 2nd skill so she doesn't get the Imperial Privilege Defense buff. I'll try Chiron... >>263457 I'll do Arts semi-stall with my Hundred Faces if I can't 3Turn it with my Okita-san but first of all I'd like to see if it's possible or not and I haven't reached turn 3 even once...
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Are you looking forward to this event? Forgot about it until I checked the roadmap
>>263498 I look forward to Cooldusa and it's a tower event and they're usually fun so hopefully it's nice.
>>263498 >3 lanterns Yes
>>263498 It comes after OC1, right? This will be my first tower event so I don't know.
>>263508 some people dont like them, but i enjoy tower events
>>263498 Depends, are there requirements or can anyone play it?
>finally reach +12 tickets >but I'm out of apples Th-thanks!
>>263529 Seems you need LB6 cleared
They really should add a bond card with starting NP
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>>263457 Not if you have Draco or Himiko. I do not
>>263544 I would love that, would enable so many more 6CE dead week farming teams. Too bad we're getting more of those useless 2.5% bond ones
>>263550 We're getting those "+10% bond xp to a specific group of servants" very soon.
Lip love!
>>263559 And on the subject, you want to roll for at least one copy of Miyu because a lot of those CEs affect her. You'll be able to farm crazy bond with storm pod quests.
>>263547 I have Draco but I still didn't get it.. You have to have the ideal supports and get lucky with Britomart killing them to do it the way the videos do.
>>263533 ok then no
>>263317 >she isn't white This is your answer bro, unless she Asian.
>>263597 Low test
>>263604 Anime women don't look like irl women.
>>263610 The other way around actually but you got my point.
>>263605 And I don't have Lady Avalon damn it.
My current summon goals: >Saber Medusa >Aesc >Ciel >Alice >KazuraDrop >Metatron >---------------------------- >Skirk (GI) >Artoria (HSR) What about yall?
>>263457 You can stall, yes, but you can also speed things up a little by bringing some ST damage dealer. >>263498 Of course. Medusa story chapter followed by a Medusa event! Medusa Year!
>>263628 Skip until Dantes, then skip until Dante. Unless I forgot about someone along the way.
>>263628 Louhi Louhi Louhi Louhi
>>263628 Skip everyone up to Andromeda.
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>>263615 It's ok. I did it in 31 turns with saber Oi.
Could someone post the image with servants coming this/next year?
>263628 >1pbtid survey post >oh look at the other /alter/, it has the exact same thing
>>263654 > look at the other /alter/ you should stop that
>>263654 >look at the other /alter/ My fuarking hero... imagine doing that though.
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>>263628 Mine is: >Tametomo (3rd time's the charm) >Wandjina >Ptolemaios >Voyager (For Np5) >Shinpachi >Alice >Dante >Galahad >---------------------------- >Phainon (HSR) >Altria (HSR) >Emiya (HSR)
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>>263669 Hmmmm...
You're free to check or event post on 4chan... Stop acting like there's a conflict between bros, only the rats do that.
>>263658 Why should I?
>>263628 >cummer >Ciel >Aoko >Alice (maybe) >BB Dubai (maybe) >Space Eresh >Lilith (maybe) >Phantasmoon (maybe) >Purin
>>263685 Oh I forgot about Aoko, I'll be going for her too.
>>263683 I like the flames of war though.
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>>263637 imagine rubbing your dick on those scales
>>263701 Tez...
Imagine the blowjob from the forked tongue.
>>263707 It is very lore accurate. FGO has had so many interludes and events that involving fighting a shadow/ corrupted version of the same servant. Only fair that we now fight our /alter/nate self.
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>>263672 What?
>>263713 You got my attention. >>263721 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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would you stick your dick in this?
>>263748 i enjoy having a foreskin
>>263748 Beatrice is super cute, so yes.
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>>263748 No. Because I have her.
>>263748 who is that
>>263569 Morning bro
>>263785 Good morning, bro.
>>263776 my wife who will be added to fgo this year
>>263785 >>263792 stop pajeetposting you retarded faggots
>>263793 cute wife
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>>263654 Your mistake is not filtering the Medea posts that don’t sound genuine.
>>263683 Multi thread drifting
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>>263654 It's the medeafag who is so starved for attention he crossboards even while calling 8chan traitors and stating that he was going back to 4chan. Nothing new tbh. Completely unrelated, I can't wait for metatron riyo jannu.
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>>263628 I'll toss the anniversary quartz at Summer Castoria, but if I don't get her I'm not gonna be bothered about it. It's more a "would be nice" than a goal. After that? Literally nothing till Metatron. Time for me to kick back and have a drink, it's gonna be a long two years.
>>263824 The real traitors are people like Cross...
>>263776 Read Prillya
>>263833 I did, did she show up after the hypnosis fat bald MC got caught or before?
>>263833 don't tell this guy to read the only unenjoyable type moon media.
Fuck me, why is it defaulting to the name I used for a joke hours ago.
>>263799 A bad day to you, nigger
>>263843 I assume he's already reading FGO though?
>>263843 has anyone actually ever read the Fate/Zero novels?
>>263849 im going to redeem your gift card and youre going to scream so loud you'll deafen the entirety of uttar pradesh you nasty little dahlit
>>263857 DO NOT REDEEM
>>263854 Don't worry about it bro.
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>>263806 Don't get cocky Lipper, you got poojeet goddesses in you and so does the rest of Sakura 5. Maybe not Kazuradrop, she's just a faegger as far as I can see.
bros is this work safe?
>>263867 There's no way this is his official art...
>>263867 No nipple no problem.
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>>263802 quite so
with the new enforcement of an old ruling ala apple, lasengle might be able to get people to pay for SQs through their aniplex account in-app eventually. google would be forced to follow along. whales have to be thinking hard now that the JP discount for SQs bought through aniplex is 10%
>>263919 I still refuse to give lasengle money.
>>263846 Same thing happened to me and I kept getting named Anytimers. Just fill the name field as Anonymous.
bros?
>>263969 Sorry bro I was distracted by ifreeta's itty bitty titties
>>263628 >Aesc >summer Bao >Hakunon >Lilith
>>263969 Yeah?
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>>264010 My kouhai looks strange...
>>263628 >Oberon >NP 5 Summer Barghest >Summer Bao >Yui Shousetsu >Aoko >BB Dubai >Phantasmoon All of theses are for gameplay reasons outside of Barghest Hope next summer they add a swimsuit JInako, i prefer girls with extra meat
>>264019 THAT'S NOT YOUR KOUHAI, RUN SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SEMEN
>>264028 Noooo my virginity
>>264037 pretty sure Fergus already took that
>>263628 For me it's >Summer Melusine >Don Quixote (NP2+ after I pick him for the ticket) >Alice >Kazudrop (maybe) >Louhi I might go for Metatron too depending on what else gets released throughout JP this year.
>>264026 Do you play Nikke by any chance?
>>263628 Summer faes except Castoria, NP5 Aesc, Egao, probably Suzuka too
>>264055 Tried to when they added the fat chick but i didn't enjoy the gameplay.
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cool factoid of the day: Gae Bolg's heart piercing ability has only ever shown to actually work when not used by Cu Chulainn
>>264075 Sorry, I should've phrased the question as "do you enjoy fat nikke girls" They're what archer Hime should've been but instead we get the stupid 'I slimmed down for summer' copout, what a wasted opportunity
>>264095 cool factoid, but it isn't true.
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>>263628 >Summer Cas >Komachi
>>264026 What type of Swimsuit Jinako would you pray for? Actually try to make her sexy? Embarrassed about her weight? Covered up out of shame? Fat and proud?
>>264108 technically this didn't count because she was dead already
>>264116 Sounds like you should technically shut the fuck up
>>264118 Woah bro, not cool.
>>264114 i want her to stay as fat as she is but give her a micro bikini where you can see the edges of her pubic hair i don't care what she thinks of it
servants that make you say this?
>>264162 >he doesn't feel aroused by Eric
>>263434 Kama's day off...
>>264114 Make her sexy? she already is They should make her a launcher class servant
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how it feels leaving the house when it's hot outside and it's only may fucking second
>>264179 >30°C today Lotto fairy status?
>>264179 it climbed all the way up to 30 degrees today where i live i am so glad i had no reason to go outside besides sun bathing for a bit
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>>264182 >still mid morning and already 26 >forecast is 32C A balmy spring day. Just wait until July and August.
>>263969 bro...?
My current summon goals: >Ashley >Alice >if I get my Ashley copies in very few quartz, Kriem >---------------------------- >Touko
>>264182 sounds like hell, it's 10°C and its hot here
>>264168 He's 20% body hair.
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>>264250 >50 degrees freedom >hot That's light jacket weather, man.
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>>264255 Hairy men are hot though.
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>>263628 >Cooldusa >Swimsuit Kuro >NP2 for swimsuit Skadi if I don't get it from GSSR/Destiny Order >The Count of Monte Cristo (True) >Ciel >King Richard the Lionheart That's mostly it, I think.
>>263628 >Bunny Saber >S.Kuro >NP Levels for Nemo, Golden and Saber Lancer >what I feel like rolling >Tut
>>264257 not for forest trolls
>>264264 Why won't Beryl rape Gudako? Is he stupid?
>>264283 he loves Mash, he'd never hurt her like that
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Good morning bros! >>263061 Check out this roll 1d20 = 5
>>263867 >Ashoka fell for fire atronachussy meme
>>264270 Cute Nito. *SMOOCH*
Bro roll! 1d20 = 19
>>264317 Morning 1d20 = 10
1d20 = 15
>>264351 holy sex
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>>264319 >>264317 No... My BRO™ levels are critically low...
>>264351 flatto sexo
how many gapples between now and gudaguda?
I finally caught up with everyone....
>Cnoc na Riabh Yaraan-doo >on summer event What's Yaraan-doo? Is it something that actually exists or were they trying to make a Gal undo joke, it sounds kinda similar. >>264351 Give me left.
im calling her cock yabadabadoo
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>>264380 I need that Liz shot isolated.
>>264421 Welcome to the end of the line. Just in time, too.
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>>264499 Kamfy Lap Pillows...
>>264503 If only...
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Sis roll 1d20 = 13
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>>264421 Good job bro. 👍
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I'll show you what a real roll looks like. 1d100 = 17
>>264624 nice one bro
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>>264624 Embarrassing Here's how it's done: 1d100 = 10
>>264624 >>264641 Crypterbros, the Chaldeans are laughing at us...
High-speed Jeannu Santa attacks you, roll to evade
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>>264624 >>264641 oh yeah, watch THIS 1d100 = 10
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>>264652 Heh. 1d100 = 73
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>>264652 1d20 = 17
>>264624 1d100 = 67
>>264624 >1d100 This ain't Warhammer bro
>>264624 Oh yeah? 1d100 = 28
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>>264624 I thought it went up to 1d99 1d100 = 1
>>264684 Nat 1
>>264624 1d100 = 62
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Double bird rolls. >>264624 1d100 = 47 >>264652 1d20 = 9
i'm gonna skip this lottery bros
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>>264685 out of 10, Kama...
>>264703 >skipping bones and fangs grim
>>264684 1d6000000 = 1550516
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>>264624 New dice. Whaddya think? 1d100 = 25
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>>264693 1 for 1st place.
>>264695 Missed the mark twice
so how do i roll dice? is it just like 1d100 = 13
Fate Grand Order?
>>264660 >>264665 Masterful evasion maneuvers >>264695 Chirp until you die
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Hmm nyo.
>>264749 Never heard of her.
>>263628 Kali Summer Skadi Tonelico Dante Metatron I also got interest in Ptolomy and Britomart
bro
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after being able to think about it for a while did you like lostbelt 7?
>>264784 I liked LB7 a lot. It was fucking wild.
>>264782 Yes bro?
>>264784 Not really. Looking back at it now I’ve only really enjoyed Rasputin, Olga, Tez and Daybit scenes. City was too boring, the same goes for Kukulcan. ORT fights were fun tho.
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>>264624 1d100 = 35
>>264784 I'm still in section 13.
What nickname are we gonna give to nu Jeanne? I propose Neetatron.
>>264829 Everyone is just gonna call her megatron
>>264829 JanTron
>>264829 Phitatron
>>264829 JeanTron
louhi :D
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>>263628 Durga Cummer Summer suzuka Gogh Alice Aoko Louhi Jannu(gamer)
>>264829 Meta jannu or just Metatron
>>264784 Yeah, it had it's moments but I probably wouldn't consider it if we're talking about the best story chapters in the game. It also didn't live up to the expectations as the lostbelt arc finale. The part where the dinos came back to the city and started talking about the good moments they had made me think of /alter/ and I teared up a bit.
>>263628 Aoko Alice Dante There will 100% be other servants I roll for after seeing what they're like.
>>264880 Bro...
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My Himiko makes this face.
haha...
>>264915 Out of 10!
>>264652 1d20 = 7
>>264954 erm its tonelico!
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check this roll 1d100 = 48
>>264959 Toneriko is Japanese for Ashley.
New ID new me
>>264959 I read Toneriko. Where'd you get the L?
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>>263061 1d20 = 14
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>>264659 Based
Cute feet...
>>264977 the japanese r sound is neither the english r or l but a cross between so often either li or ri can be used as an approximation for the japanese
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>>264592 I really enjoyed both Yamatai stories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmUcG7kfFw
wouldn't a Black Souls collab in FGO be perfectly feasible and actually plausible in terms of lore for both series?
>>264993 My idol.
Good morning, bros. Lip love!
>>265028 Good morning
>>265028 Source?
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>>265028 Good morning, bro.
>>265019 Is that Thin Lizzy?
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>>265028 Morning
>>265028 Morning lippa
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>>264829 chair jeanne
>>264719 Now way there's a 1d600000. There's just not enough space nor time to do such a die
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>>265019 loved her newest single
>>265057 sooo cheanne?
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>>264829 Jannu Jalter Janta Jarcher Jerker Jantron
Nerds are cum receptacles. You can cum on Ashley without consent.
>>265121 Thanks.
>>265157 i want to get Nemo Professor pregnant so the male Nemos can feel pregnant through shared senses
Bros I threw my back out when getting up this morning and have been in pain all day.
>>265157 Good night, bro.
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>>265118 The proteins in cum create a dopamine response when they contact a nerd's skin, particularly the face. It's simple scientific fact.
>>265176 A cute Nurse to help with the pain.
>>265176 Sorry to hear that, bro.
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>>265176 and you can't go outside to just bring it back in?
>>265176 Been there bro. Tried to grab something off the table and I reached a bit over it, sudden sharp pain. Lower back hurt for days after that. Take it easy and maybe try to do more regular stretches.
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>>265176 Have you tried shooting yourself and moving to a new body?
>>265212 There's no need for violence. You can just replace the spine.
>Set up automata >Step away for 30 minutes >Come back and look at phone to a CE drop Works every time
>>265212 Bro, that just brings you to Gensokyo...
>>265189 >The count of montecristo the musical >2 hours and 12 minutes How do they manage to condense the book into just 2 hours? The song sounds pretty good, might watch the musical after reading the book sometime.
>>265220 No no, a noose takes you to Gensokyo. A gun takes you to Balamb Garden. Make sure you get it right.
>>265232 O, my bad bro, thanks for the correction. But what happens if you do both at the same time?
https://youtu.be/UW0ipg-sLWE?si=tl4zQm_7EbqRxvN3 >>265224 >How do they manage to condense the book into just 2 hours? You can condense pretty much any book into two/three hours by trimming stuff out. There's a lot of filler in The Count of Monte Cristo (sure, it's enjoyable filler, but it's filler nonetheless).
>>265249 Balamb Garden filled with touhous.
>>265217 Why isn't she wearing pants
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>>265276 Very few pants are capable of dealing with the additional legs.
I need more apples...
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>>265232 >A gun takes you to Balamb Garden HANG ON SWEETIE I'M COMING
>>262887 It can be done, but I'm not doing it. I need every Debuff (like 6 of them) to hit vs 18% Magic Resistance and I need BQ or QQ from Okita-san every turn and I need Skadi to MISS her Crit Chance Down and I need Britomart to hate drinking water and randomly kill Santa Nurse when she has no Taunt CE and Wu to MISS her Imperial Privilege Defense buff and for Britomart to Crit Wu because 3 normal attacks aren't enough apparently. On the other hand, if my /alter/bros didn't lie to me 7 years ago with Meme Sands and told me the truth I could have done it in like 10 minutes because I'd have the party-cost to use Outrage. I got to the 3rd turn once and Britomart survived on like 30k HP with a bad roll so if done correctly and the RNG is right my Okita-san can do it so I'm happy just knowing that I guess. I'm tired, I give up. I'll just do Arts stall or something tomorrow. Thankyu for helping me with the servants and CE I requested.
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>>265319 >On the other hand, if my /alter/bros didn't lie to me 7 years ago with Meme Sands and told me the truth I could have done it in like 10 minutes because I'd have the party-cost to use Outrage. Bro, I tried to tell you...you guys just didn't listen to me at the time...
>>265319 Sounds like Skadi got some hot sands in her swimsuit.
>>265268 >touhous with guns Yes please.
>>265340 I was deceived and didn't listen to the right advice... Now the only rate-ups it has is a 3 way split 4 star CE rate-up with 2 other CE and with an SSR I already have at NP5 so I'll never roll for it. >>265343 She would hate that...
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>>265340 For some reason I never claimed any of them at the time, and a couple of months ago I needed a taunt CE and had none and noticed I could claim Outrage from the shop. Fucking ridiculous.
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>>265369 I honestly think the murder hobo ending was the most insightful and beautiful one in samurai remnant.
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would you let Illya decapitate you?
>>265369 >>265391 It's 50% off right now, is it fun to play? I'm pretty curious about Samson's role there.
>>265397 Let's see, rolling to dodge 1d20 = 14
>>265406 do you like musou games? it's a little tighter of a scale than something like fate extra, less enemies per fight and more of fewer larger enemies. it was enjoyable but eventually it felt like a slog, the boss fights can take a little too long. but i dont regret playing it.
>>265406 I think it is fine. Its gameplay isn't something I'd say is great, but it's entertaining enough. The story is what carries it.
>>265407 sorry do a saving throw
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>>265406 Calling it fun is debatable, while it is still musou gameplay (not fun), the majority of the game is fighting bosses instead of mobs of enemies and there are actually dodging mechanics so it doesn't really feel like a musou most of the time. The mechanics are passable at best, which makes it moderately fun, but the good part about the game is the story.
>>265415 >Musou I didn't enjoy the gameplay of Fate/Extella, is it like that?
>>265397 sure, sounds like a good time had by all
>>265406 Samsons role is to roar loudly at you whenever you try to enter a certain area of the map when the story doesn't want you to go there. It's okay in the beginning but you quickly gain so many abilities that any difficulty evaporates, still loads better than Extella though.
>>265421 1d20 = 16
>>265429 no, you'll only fight small groups of enemies every now and then most of the time you're doing fetch quests or fighting single enemies it's pretty alright gameplay wise, certainly better than the musou ones
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>>265391 It's definitely the best part of the game. It adds a lot of depth to Iori and Takeru's character.
>>265429 it's the same genre as extella, but less huge crowds and more single or handful of enemies. tightened in scope.
>>265391 you should play for this ending alone bros
>>265429 No, it's very different.
>>265439 you would've needed a 17 or higher to avoid her sword do a death saving throw next turn
Bros?
>>265529 I went on Tuesday to check my eyesight but the store was closed, I'll see get it? if I can go again this week and maybe I'll get new glasses.
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>>265529 Eating pizza. But it was a bad idea because I feel like puking.
>>265559 I should start buying fruits only since that seems to be one of the few things I can deal with these days.
>>265559 nurse...
>>265567 I like apples and bananas.
Switching phones is such a pain. Too many things to uninstall and reinstall.
>>265573 It's Nurse's birthday in a few days.
>>265585 Yeah but try doing that when the other phone is broken and dies after 1 minute of being on every time
>>265600 I'll drink a large bottle of strawberry soda in honor of her birthday.
>>265602 Alright, that's even worse, my condolences you had that. My phone's charger port decided to fully shit the bed yesterday, managed to get a charge eventually at least but it took way too long and phone almost died. Had just enough today to last through the day while I got around with buying a new phone. Thankfully not much to move between phones but it's the entire process of reinstalling everything that sucks.
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Who keeps refreshing me...
>>265627 >one day ago I'm safe... For now.
>visit /gacha/ >contrarian /alter/ is full of ritualposters and dice rolling Is this what you guys find so worthwhile?
>>265651 I prefer it here since people aren't as mean spirited due to being anonymous.
>>265640 Sent, Ushi in All
>>265651 I don't really see any ritualposts.
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>>265552 if you're lactose intolerant you can fix it by drinking a lot of milk. it sounds counter productive but it works.
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>>265651 browsing imageboards is rarely worthwhile.
>>265662 u rike /alter/CHADS?
>>265662 Forgot feet, can't forget feet. Who doesn't love to hear about feet, especially Bob feet. Or Bob and how much of a prostitute she is. Bob this, Bob that, it's all Bob. >>265679 Once you lose it, you lose it. Keep drinking milk if you still can, otherwise your body will start to lose the capability to tolerate it. Or start eating really mature hard cheeses, those are low on lactose.
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>>265686 If it's not worthwhile then why do I spend so much of my free time doing it?
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>>265651 Mr Glowie, I would talk about rolling the lottery but Albert is a fucker who took that from us too. And I need that QP to max a bunch of servant skills so it sucks.
>>265689 Asacute!
>>265691 you can unlose it by ignoring the effects it has on you, i've been doing it.
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>>265651 to be fair the dice rolling is just some early thread shenanigans that drop off pretty quick
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>>265693 thats the million dollar question, isn't it?
>>265686 AOL instant messenger *sip* now those were the days.
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>>265754 I miss AIM.
i miss msn messenger
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>>265118 Cum showers are peak.
I'm about to enter a dry period. After this summer I have nothing else to roll till next summer. I'm gonna be so bored.
>>265828 Huh... I say the same thing when people ask me how I am at work. I'm just tired.
>>265828 um bro? your teenage goth? your cute hebe homunculus? your weak to anal samurai wife?
>>265707 And does it work or you just put up with it?
>>265691 huh. i hardly drink milk anymore, but cant say i ever feel bad effects when i do drink it these days
>>265828 My favorite, the kind of tired that sleep doesn't fix, and you desperately try to not think too hard about anything remotely to do with it because otherwise it's the same old. Just play something else if you want to satisfy the roll itch, or use servants you normally don't use and then explore their real life canon.
>>265720 For me, it's being able to talk to people without the immediate threat of physical harm, and the luxury of conveniently jumping in and out of conversations at the drop of a hat which would be very rude in real life.
>>265894 just buy a JP SQ account for $5 and have some fun rolling on the new servants
>>265874 it works. i used to not be able to have any mozzarella or i woke up at 3 am with horrible stomach cramps and shits, now i've been able to have some pizza for dinner again. i used to get a stomach ache after ice cream, i'm fine now. i started by having instant coffee made using milk in the morning, it used to swiftly make me explode out my ass, now it doesn't.
>>265861 Sorry bro, I don't care about this year's guda gudas except the welfare saika is kind of cute, but that's not a roll. I don't care about samrem. I don't care about mahoyo. It's a dry year. I need to look at reruns I guess.
>>265828 >>265854 is this really how depressed people feel?
>>265887 Apparently it's genetics. Some will never lose tolerance, some will have a temporary loss. I thought it was permanent but guess I was wrong, if you slowly reintroduce it back in your diet and get through the symptoms, then you'll get your tolerance back. >>265908 That's good to hear bro. I forgot I kind of did the same accidentally since for a good period of time I didn't consume any dairy and found that even small amounts would set me off. Now it's fine again.
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>>265861 >your weak to anal samurai wife? You don't have to roll for welfares, you know.
>>265854 Bro...
>>265919 Arguably depression for me is when any gratification and dopamine you get plummets faster than you can say hello as soon as you leave that moment. So you can be told "good job" and get a hug, but a minute after the person who said it leaves you start feeling like you just god scolded by your mom. Of course this differs depending on how severe your depression is.
>>265919 It feels heavy, draining and that you can't beat it. It feeds itself and gets worse.
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Friday finally!
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>>265895 I can relate. Talking to people without dealing with people. Social interaction without the troublesome annoyances of in-person social interaction >>265919 It can be. Depression is when you can't enjoy things, and if it carries on long enough people can start to feel exhausted and done with life since it isn't bringing them any happiness and they're just going through the motions out of some sense of duty. Things start to feel meaningless. Breaking out of that funk when you feel it with a new hobby or better health is important or you'll just spiral like that.
>>265949 It's Saturday.
>>265935 Jinako actually is a good example of a character in Fate that suffers from depression.
>>265298 Bro…
I just need a really cute /alter/ sis to come along and have sex with me and play FGO with me and be my girlfriend. Then I will no longer be depressed.
>>265984 hey there cutie anon, just send me your address and I'll be there <3
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>>265984 best I can do is a male Saber cosplayer.
>>265919 Depression hits everyone different, can happen with other mental problems too. For some it's apathy and fatigue, for others it's emotions going wildly out of control and getting angry over the smallest of things. Both of those pics are familiar to me. Nothing bad, the day is great, yet why did that panic attack happen. Or another one. Or why is the apathy not going away no matter if the day is great. Nothing bad is happening so why am I like this. Then you start thinking and eventually you start the usual.
>>265921 Of all my middling genetics, at least I can be happy that I can drink pretty much as much milk and eat as much cheese as I want. Cereal and milk. Cheese and crackers. Milkshakes. Dairy creamer. Ice cream. Milk with cookies or brownies. Love me some dairy. I think I'd feel pretty terrible if my body stopped being able to handle dairy. Nobody in my family is lactose intolerant and I'm 35 so I'm past the point where I would have lost it. My condolences to all the soy and nut water drinkers of the world. Reminder almond "milk" is a scam to make California's biggest farm Barron have even more control. 90% of California water goes to one asshole's almond empire. Fuck almonds.
>>265968 Speaking of Jinako, I stopped playing CCC just before you start her dungeon. I hope I still have the save somewhere.
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>>265963 It's Friday in NA!!
>>265999 Her story is one of my favourite parts of Fate/Extra CCC. If you can't find the save but still want to experience the game's story there's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTEAKYP21DI&list=PLtzekLVKG1PDSNm1M5npANBcvEPfDiaIZ
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>>265997 did you know they actually had almond milk in like the 15th century
>>265651 Chloe sex
>>266017 I'd rather play it than watch it but thanks anyways bro. If I can't find my save I'll probably just skip up until that point, shouldn't take too long. Hopefully I don't miss any dialogue or item required for something important along the way.
>>265997 >Almond "milk" Why do people get mad about the labeling of almond milk as milk but not coconut milk or peanut butter? Is it just cause almond milk is liberal coded?
>>266041 >Is it just cause almond milk is liberal coded? Yea that's it.
>>265997 Appreciate those genetics bwo. I can eat and drink whatever now, but downing a liter of milk in one go would still make my insides churn a bit. I still enjoy the occasional lactose free milk, mostly because it tastes sweeter and my sugar tooth is pretty bad these days. Doesn't the water go to either almonds or avocados? I sometimes have almonds but never avocados, they taste fine here and there but more as an occasional rarity instead of regular. Let alone almond milk.
>>266041 i drink almond milk because its cheaper than other alternatives like oat and i'm trying to reduce my dairy intake for health reasons. i use it for cereal and for my coffee, etc. once you get used to it, it's fine. i couldn't care about the liberal/con stuff. i like it.
>>266041 With peanut butter it's a running gag. Peanuts are not peas or nuts, so they kept the joke going when they made peanut butter.
y'all some mad ass honkeys
can someone translate ebonics for me?
>>266069 He's calling you the ultimate slur: a Honkai Star Rail player.
>>266069 https://youtube.com/shorts/2MKlvD88Uu8 I like to watch his shorts from time to time, good way to learn. Even comes with the fire alarm beeps in the background.
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>>266041 Because people don't chug coconut milk as a milk alternative and don't use peanut butter as a butter alternative. You don't make a butter and jelly sandwich. You don't put butter on celery to hold the raisins in. Some people but pb on toast but that's not a butter substitute that's a whole different mood. You don't use coconut milk in lates or put your cereal in it. Also, don't know if it's true but I've always been under the impression that some coconuts are water stores and coconut milk is just the naturally accrued liquid in the nut much like how gourds are hollow inside. It's easy to imagine coconut milk as a natural thing. Almonds are small. Hard and condensed. I know they aren't water stores in the same way coconuts are. It's not almond milk it's almond broth.
>>266053 Most avocados come from Mexico as far as I can tell. Even in California the grocery stores all have the Mexico stickers on the avos.
>>266100 >You don't make a butter and jelly sandwich. You don't put butter on celery to hold the raisins in. Excuse me what
>>266119 Don't ask about the esoteric voodoo ritual shit people do with vegetables to try to make them taste good, it'll only hurt your head.
>>266119 Personally I do enjoy the occasional margarine and jelly sandwich but margarine is not butter
>>266116 I think the ones here are at least from Cali but I'd have to check, I barely buy them these days since they're so pricey. Only know that they're extremely water hungry like almonds. >>266119 I had to do a double take on that too, I could maybe understand pb on celery but the raisins make it weird. Then again who am I to judge, I ate a banana wrapped in bacon covered with strawberry jam in a bun. Surprisingly decent.
>>266119 ikr. cellery tastes just fine as it is or as a better snack when dipped in yoghurt base dip.
>>266160 Nothing wrong with adding dried grapes
>>266160 Celery with peanut butter in the trough and raisins pressed in is a common healthy kid snack. It's called ants on a log.
>>266167 DON'T SAY THAT WORD
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The irony being that the reddit post is " I just realized ants on a log isn't as common as I thought it was"
>>266167 >>266168 I think I'm too european for this, or at least my end of the continent never had this. Peanut butter wasn't too common to eat back then either from what I remember. Now crunching rhubarb with some sugar, that's more like it.
>>266181 too late i will now grape Illya
>>266183 >idubbz
>>266202 hey man don't be so dismissive of him the anal vids his wife posts are kinda nice i sometimes pirate them
It’s so boring here…
>>266202 He posted a content cop video recently, but I couldn't watch it past the first few minutes.
>>266222 It wasn't a content cop. Or rather it was a content cop made for the modern audience like the modern Hollywood movies.
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This manual lotto farming is giving me a fucking headache. Just 38 more golden apples........
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I didn't get the CQ so I used a CS revive and bashed my head in until it cleared
>>266248 i dont even want to do the cq
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>manuelkeks
>>266236 >manual Why...
>>266263 It's not hard, you just use a bunch of servants that have party wide defense up or damage cut and then you just spam them and spam attacks.
>>266224 Yeah, you're right, it's not content cop. Absolute garbage compared to his previous videos, but that shouldn't be so surprising considering his current state.
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Not doing to fine. Good night, bros.
>>266281 kill yourself
3 ort bars down. latest zerker bar was taken down by my brave little solo np1 datalost gogher. I know it's not much but fuck me the map ost just has such energy its getting me feeling bit hype.
>>266281 Good night Lipfriend, thankyu for the help today and I hope you'll feel better.
>>266281 Lipper has been felled by Friday night pizza, tragic...
>>266290 I've been doing badly for the past two weeks.
>>266281 Night
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>>266287 I like how Guda looks more and more like they're about to die from the constant mana drain and stimulant drugs he's popping as the fight goes on
>>266281 Bro... Good night, here's to a better tomorrow.
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>>266268 you can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom
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>Kiara was born in 2008 >she would be 17 now how brainrotten would she be?
>>266287 Gogh carries hard since ORT can get stunned no problem, I chained NP's and I think he managed to only attack once or twice.
>>266334 B-but she's supposed to be hag...why does she sound so young and cute??
>>266334 Imagine a younger Kiara dancing on TikTok
>>266343 She's in her latter 20s, either 26 or 27, I don't remember. Not really a true hag just yet.
butter on a sandwich is an abomination. i dont know why eurokeks do that gross shit. if you have to, use mayo. otherwise, NO.
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>>266349 Now I'm imagining Kiara twerking
>>266236 bro I understand the want to manual and level of distrust towards automation but trust me as someone who just for this lotto started using automata I find it cumbersome and fiddly enough that I can't see it taking over how I play game outside events like lottos or point ladders. These events and amount of runs they presume just dont respect your time as a player when you repeat same button presses again and again. I did 150 boxes during one lotto during dark neet time of my lifge and you dont want that to yourself.
>>266349 >Kiara streaming all those shitass horror kusoges on twitch
>>266349 She got cancelled calling people ubhuman so she retired from social media and became a nun
I wonder what it'd be like to have Rahm as a friend irl.
>>266381 I'd watch her.
>>266334 chat chat chat watch this clip this diddy ahh kama
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>>266349 I'd imagine young Kiara being on certain videos on the dark web
>>265961 how do you try new hobbies if they seem boring and meaningless then?
what is the point of this login bonus?
>>266403 Find newer hobbies.
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>>266334 i got my sussy gyatt in ohio his name Tony i hawk his tua do you like my skibidi rizz?
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>>266383 i think something happened to where it's impossible to get cancelled now for being racist with the newer generation. go on any channel about Indian street food and look at the comments. it's gonna be Hitler society by the time is BB is bborn.
>mfw that even smoother Tezcat animation on new phone Time to burn all those apples now that I don't have to worry about my charging port barely charging at all.
>>266426 >go on any channel about Indian street food and look at the comments i dont understand this example. you can't be racist to animals.
>>266403 It's your current life that feels pointless. You need to be energized to break out of depression, and a good way to energize yourself is with a new goal to accomplish. If you find a thing that looks interesting, try it. Feeling like you're learning or accomplishing something, even if it's something mundane like painting gunpla, is an excellent way to break depression.
>>266363 That is actually pretty simple answer. Because real butter on real bread tastes really good. Like you might think "well bread is bread" but you are wrong. Like If I have fresh bread from bakery (which is readily available from bakery itself or local shops that take their product) I can eat slices of that shit without toppings easily because the bread itself is just so good and normal butter just adds that little bit of salty buttery goodness on it. There is good reason why euros are bit autistic about their "regional bread" since there are easily hundreds of years of baking history and development around these products. US is weird because the wheat used for common flour is different variety to what is used in europe and market is used to different flavor profile due differing regulations and how many different preservatives you are allowed to pump into your dough.
>>266444 they are elite human capitol at least that's what Musk-sama says
>>266363 >americuck has never tasted real bread why am i not surprised?
>>266363 You either need to try some other brand of butter or don't conflate margerine with butter. I could eat butter on a slice of bread as a snack, it's really good.
>>266469 butter on a slice of bread is completely normal, idk why the keks above are sperging about bread. im talking about butter on a SANDWICH. disgusting.
>>266493 But it's even better with butter for a sandwich...
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>>266449 We have pretty good bread in the south but I always wanted to try some of this fabled europe bread to see how it measures up. That and european pizza. They say that's alot different than our pizza. Hopefully funny voice man gets to work banning poison soon so we can have good tasting bread and fries again.
>>266507 >european pizza if you are talking about neapolitan, it's very overrated
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>>266493 butter's good as fuck for a toasted burger. i probably go extra on it since I put eggs and bacon on my shit and either use butter or bacon grease t heat them up.
>>266405 In case you don't want to rush through the story but don't have the time to use all your ap every 12 hours either Read a bit, complete some arrows and then make blue apple
>>266511 buttered and toasted buns for burgers and hot dogs are fine; but then i don't think of those as sandwiches, im speaking more of cold cuts. i remember me and my whole family being completely grossed out when we visited the UK in the early 2000s and every cold sandwich in every shop had butter. gross.
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>>266493 no, if you make sandwiches in for example a sandwich maker you'd use toast with ketchup as a base, no mayo if you don't follow a specific recipe you'd be better off using real bread over toast as it's way cheaper and actually fits into a bread cutting machine so butter would still be the better choice the only case where you'd use mayo is if you make british style sandwiches who to my knowledge use white toast so mayo actually works for them however if you were to toast the toast slices beforehand you'd go back to being better off with butter as that melts rather nicely into the toast, reinforcing the sweet flavor of the toast, something not possible with bread or dark toast
>>266538 Wow...I guess there really are women online after all.
A hot dog is a sandwich
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>>266544 you wish i was just raised in a purely female household, allowing me to see the perspective of women and making me extremely mysoginistic
>>266538 wtf is a british style sandwich
>>266561 an abomination God even punished the british for it by making indians speak their language
sandwich and bread are same thing
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>>266567 You referring to tea sandwiches?
Now THIS is a sandwich.
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>>265657 I can change to a redundant phone, or switch to data, or wait for a new thread. I'm as anonymous and mean-spirited as I care to be, and nobody with janny power is going to expose me unless I make a huge schizo production of it like Kamacuck. >>265686 Then why continue preferring the inferior version? >>265701 I'm raping the QP cap so I don't mind. >>265714 It should've lost it's novelty by now. Shit's a rash on this thread and previous. >>266036 Painting a semen mural on Chloe's outstretched body.
>>266587 yeah stuff like that
>>266511 >bacon grease t heat them up. Now that's the real deal. Butter is fine but animal fat is superior
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>>266567 >>266567 a full english breakfast is a kino meal
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I'm considering saving for Ririsu.
>>266615 long enough to reach np5 hitting pity every time!
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>>266555 Structual neutral, ingredient purist
>>266610 >1861 recipe I'll give them some slack since there was the cotton famine and a bunch of people lost their jobs working with cotton, water pie is also a thing that came about in same timeframe
>>263035 A shuten thread, how odd
>>266609 Some rice for saber
>>266668 We can have a variety of threads when knotsucker isn't frothing at the mouth to make his usual rotation of op images.
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>>266593 Retarded post, you morons always end up exposing yourself in the end anyways. Having the luxury of swapping IPs means nothing in the end.
>>266405 Free apples
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Chose your sandwich For me it is the humble Italian beef
>>266555 I think x+y needs to be equal or greater than 1. there's a clear division to me along the diagonal. ice cream sandwich is a sandwich. chicken wrap is a sandwich. hotdog is a sandwich, but both the burrito and the choco taco no longer have the inner flame of a sandwich.
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the other day someone said he unfriended everyone without summer skadi np append skill. but i figured i should do that anyway. so im putting up with the crashes to redeem boxes to get that done. i think i have to farm some more lottery though. just in case anyone needs it for some reason.
>>266555 A sub is a sandwich. Anything beyond "a hotdogs is a sandwich" is retarded, a hotdog is a hotdogs.
>>265429 Although people call it a musou, the large majority of the game is fighting 1-3 strong enemy as an action RPG. You sometimes fight larger waves, nothing the level of musous, but those are like wyvern-tier fodder. You're usually either fighting servants or up to 3 stronger monsters that take a bit of time to kill and require you to dodge or parry their attacks. Gameplaywise, it was pretty average, other than servant battles which were always a great time.
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>>266593 >Then why continue preferring the inferior version? You mean the version where i don't get banned for 3 days for posting a link to a song when the thread dies? The version where the russian mongoloid can't spam armpits as he wishes aided and abetted by mods and jannies? The version where the mods actually give a fuck about the site and work daily to improve it? That version?
>>265429 To add to what everyone else has said, gameplay is quite mediocre. But the story sections are very good and getting to just hand out with your servant is very nice.
Speaking of samurai remnant is it itself a complete package or was KT jewing and hiding relevant story to additional episode dlcs?
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>>266910 The additional dlcs are just standalone stories based on new servants added to the game. The base game is a complete story.
>>266910 FSR is decent enough storywise. It's a shame it's paired with absolutely abysmal gameplay.
>scheherazade spook on nero's banner Literally the worst spook I could ever have, she's the single servant I dislike the most in the entire series. My day is ruined.
>>267020 nero's banner was a few weeks ago bro!
>>267026 Bride
>>267020 You say that until you get poo'd.
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>>267020 My condolences. Will you keep going or are you done rolling?
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>>267020 but she has big fat choco ass
>>267069 She's the only umu I'm missing, but I'll save until I get enough to pity her as it seems that luck is not on my side this time. >>267070 I genuinely find her repulsive, I can't really explain why. It's not any specific thing, just the whole package.
>>267020 May as well burn her if it's a spook copy, or at least do the interlude and just leave her in second archive. Or never level her and occasionally throw her in a fight and have her get killed repeatedly if you're particularly sour about it.
>>267086 I largely agree but a big part of it is just her official art style. Fanart like what was just posted is actually pretty alright - nothing particularly offensive, but the ingame art is a little disturbing.
>>266445 at the start a new goal is nice but after some time most stuff usually fizzles out. like drawing or origami for me. except for sports where I feel kind of an obligation to go to training. in general most stuff I do feels like I only due them out of obligation. for example the last vacation I took was out of obligation to visit some family members, when a coworker asked me what I planned for this summer I just felt a void.
>>267127 The FA looks fine, but first through third ascensions just look strange. Something about the overall colors and her lips and her legs looking like wrapped sausage in an unappealing way.
>>267020 I felt similarly when I got Bryn'd on her rate-up with Kriem. I don't heavily dislike her, but I just felt a sense of disappointment when I got her.
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sex
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so... erhm... hows the box count going?
>>267316 12 for me
>>267316 300 seems to be around where I'll be stopping, which is an increase of 100 over my average
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>>267316 no. we have to keep talking about almonds and sandwiches and halfchan. forever.
Who...?
>>267327 >Level 160 - Last refresh: an hour ago Same
>>267316 im at 90k points with 90 boxes alrdy opened, not opening the rest till the bug gets fixed, but if you divide by 600, that gets me to ~240 currently. i only plan to go slightly above that as i'm gonna mostly natural AP rest of event. >>267323 sandwich discussion was good and a perfect example of an organic offtopic that you'd get banned for over there. never going back.
>>267316 I'm at around 210, still have 83 gapples to go + the apples in the unopened boxes.
>>267323 Sorry for the lack of riveting discussion ive been playing runescape dragonwilds.
>>267127 Almost enough for 107 boxes, am opening them up periodically. New phone doesn't have any bugging out with the opening either. I'll go to 200 though, one more CE and I can mlb a third one so it should make it go much nicer. At least I think I should have enough apples to go to 200. >still low on QP after leveling a bunch of stuff to 9/9/9 >then see this I REGRET NOT GOING FOR MORE DUST AAAAAAAAAA
>>267316 Slow since this is an off day Friday
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>>267316 I'm at like 270 or so boxes, should get to 300 off natural AP now. Still have hundreds of bronze apples and like 30 golden left though. I could use being able to roll my boxes though...
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I keep accidentally namefagging. I think every time I leave and enter a thread the name field is being autofilled. I named myself [Stupid Idiot] 1 singular time and then took it out, but every day when i wake my PC and find my way to the new thread, Stupid Idiot is magically in the name field and I don't notice it for several posts. I'm wondering if [Not Albert] is having the same problem? Anyone know how I might fix it? Is there a cookie or cache or webdata folder i can purge to fix it? I don't wanna be a namefag, even if the shoe fits.
>>266748 Ham and cheese
>>267409 I absolutely am lmao. I changed my name to Anonymous manually in the name section. I wonder if delete name does anything, I've checked it too.
>>267409 Try using Anonymous, it might just work.
>>267417 ask the admins about it over on /site/
>>267433 I just assume if it keeps the name, then it will also just keep the Anonymous name overwriting the previous. We'll see if it keeps.
who designed this dogshit
>>267327 someone got me as well...
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>>267316 Just opened my 400th box and I still have 50k tickets left, but I'm stopping at 500 boxes total. All in all it was a very good haul, I got like 500 dust from the 1st round, and I got all the claws I was missing from the 2nd round as well. And with this many boxes, I'm finally free from bone hell too. Oh, and I also got like 120 SQ from bond levels on top.
Mana transfer with lolis
why is she so cute?
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>>267316 I've opened 50, i have about 150 more. i think i'll go for 250 total. that should put me at about 1.5 billion qp. tour lock should put me to 1.8 billion, paws strip me to 1 billion, 250m for smelu's skills and append and leveling, 150m for bob and barg skilling, and the remaining 600m is more than enough for jalter 120ing and appending. The plan is coming along.
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>>267316 I gave up around 45 because I've got a second archive full of hellfire, 385 stacks of embers in the present box. and 1.8 billion QP. I could really use a servant to level.
>>267563 embers are trash. you've reached the point you no longer need xp. instead you should level skills to burn that QP. all the way to 10. high level skilling is what eats QP the fastest. Lore every SSR you have and that 1.8 billion will be a dry well in a few minutes.
>>267316 enough tickets for like 300 boxes. not sure if I'll farm more...
>>267575 I've got 5 SSRs that are not 9/9/9 and no need at all to skill them up other than to say I did it. I'm not wasting mats on them.
>>267590 To each his own.
*crickets* Damn...
>>267704 >70/80 Disgusting.
>>267554 She's a loli
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>>267780 Tatsuko...
>>267533 >>267780 Someone post the page with the swimsuit.
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>>267463 1d4 = 1 1 Nasu 2 Takeuchi 3 Albert 4 (You)
>>267701 It's by popular demand...
>>267463 What is it?
>>267856 Fat loli mom ass
>>267327 Oh hey, me too.
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Lil' Flo...
>>267957 Flo Rida
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>>267888 >Fat loli ass Fact: any adult female servant could benefit from being aged down to a child with a huge ass.
>>268030 You mean a shortstack, right bro?
>>267718 The site glitched out and I thought I was here alone for hours. Brutal
>>267020 >huge ass >huge tits >dislike the most Faggot
>>268181 >waaaah even though i am now an immortal timeless being any little thing might KIIIIIIILL MEEEEEEE Her gimmick is very annoying.
>>268181 That's exactly why I said I couldn't point out why I don't like it, I like big tits, i like big asses, I like my nubian kweens but scheherazade makes me feel ill just from looking at it. Apparently I'm not the only one as >>267149 also thinks she's strange.
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what's his Class and NP?
>>268197 Looking at it again then some other brown skins I do like, I think it's also the skin tone. Hers is rather unappealing, fanart that has her with a more healthy or deeper brown usually look fine, but the ingame art sits in an uncanny brown valley. FA at least goes more in the ash-grey territory that looks fine, but every ascension before that is just strange red ash not quite brown. You're not alone in that regard, no. At least some fanart of hers can still be good, the design itself isn't bad. But the rendering and dried sausage thighs are meh.
>>268075 Sure, the kind of "shortstack" like Jack.
On the topic of asses. What servant has the best ass in your opinion. I'll start. I like Lip's butt.
>>268293 im not really a big believer of "big" or "thicc" is better. I like asses to be more aesthetically pleasing than just lard. small, but pert and shapely. firm, supple. fit.
>>268293 Melu butt not too small or big but also bubbly and soft enough to enjoy
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>>268293 Nice off model art. Everyone knows it's Jack.
the goat
>>267780 >>267818 >>267789 >>267792 tatsuko was low key my favorite girl in the show and the one i lusted after the most
>>268293 Staying close to canon bodies it's Jack, Zenobia and Shrimp Draco (according to her arcade 3D model)
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>>268293 Lip should be built like this
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>>268293 Nemo.
>>268381 I don't think you're supposed to stand behind one of those
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>>268293 It is perfect
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Liz has the nicest tail
>>268381 Marian...
>>268381 I think she should be built like this instead
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>>268293 /ourgirl/
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servants built like this?
>>268501 Don't reply to it.
>>268524 Why not?
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Lottos always feel way too long when I don't farm the third set of nodes.
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>>268386 Would you rather bang Nemo or be him?
morning, bros
>>268686 Morning
>>268571 wait, what the fuck? why is A. this .png moving when B. when i havent even opened it?
>>268686 Morning, bro.
>>268501 You only have yourself to blame dumb Goddess... Perhaps you should try udon...?
>>268686 Good morning, bro!
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>>268720 you're crazy, bro. pngs can't move, they aren't real
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>>268720 It's a lightweight animated image format called animated PNG or APNG if it's no bigger than 200x200, 8chan will play it automatically from the thumbnail without clicking on it remember, not GIF but APNG
bros...im really gonna go the whole year rolling on only two rate-ups. saving f2p is ruff.
>>268720 I love this image.
>>268827 You ruined it.
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>>268701 That liar should be spanked.
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>>268720 Don't worry about it.
>>268720 It do be like that
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do NOT add a second o after the first o in bob. worst mistake of my life.
>>269095 It's called dark humor, liberal.
What are we thinking, more apples? I have not opened a single box
>>269207 That's more than 300 boxes already. I'd call it quits right there but you do you.
>>268293 It's difficult to determine since not a whole lot of servants have official ass art. The best all around is Melt I think, it's petite but full and nice, cute. Kama, Durga/Kali, Zenobia, and Andromeda all have nice big butts too though.
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>>269095 But I like boobs
>>269301 >>268293 Summer Nito has a great ass in her FA as well
is Jane's ass pure?
Touko's butt is a good butt.
Managed to get a 3T after all. Turns out what I needed was NPBB brave chain crits to kill Ozzy, then Frag Arash twice and Frag big snake once. Also, what's this - a rainbow chest?!
Jannu has been waving this flag for a while now. one could think she would get tired, but she carries on.
>>269398 grats bro, i too 3T with my np3 90 baz and np3 90 vritra
>>269409 Jannu has infinite stamina since she's the queen of stall.
20 golden apples a day keeps the doctor away
>>269398 Nice CE drop bro
>>269438 Why is there no art of Jalty in this outfit in black and red...
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>>269331 Oh yeah true, I imagine her alter form also does. >tfw I just realized I accidently didn't scan this two page part in wadamemo 8 guess I'll break out the scanner again later.
>>269487 HOLY SHIT
>>269487 Look at how flat Rani is. Fuck, that's hot.
>>269301 >>269331 Ahem. Ass so big she has to pull the bottoms that god wedged in
>>269348 W-what does pure mean?
>>269487 Why are they so fucking big
>>269479 Just run that pic through photoshop and color correct blonder hair to white, clothes to black/red.
>>269450 And Jannu stole all of them! Which means the doctor has to visit someone today!
>>269521 I love evil women...
>>268293 >no brad mention really guys
>>269539 Gimme that!
>>269568 She's disqualified! Make it fair for other servants!!
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Russian cat has a nice butt too. >>269525 Durga is quite thick in her original art as well, but we all know Wado is horny.
>>269526 It'll never be the same. Jalty has Vegeta face disorder ~ permanently angry eyebrows. Pallet swapping jannu never works well.
>>269603 Edit the eyebrows to make her look angry.
>this thread
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>>269651 Didn't ass
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>>269662 I am the one who assed.
I did it bros, I reached level 150! ;_;
>>269651 My Grand Order
>>269709 cute latelet, one step at a time OC bleached quests will allows you to power farm.
>>269709 I also reached 150 recently, bro... we'll be level 160 hotshots eventually, bro...
>>269709 cute latelet post fc
>>269709 >>269718 Grats bros. >level 160 hotshots eventually Bro... We're getting level 170 in less than 5 days.
>>269734 >here's how latelets can still win
>>269709 Ganbare!
>>269718 We'll make it, bro. >>269734 It's over... >>269730 787,596,949
>>269757 Already bros. Also cute arts on your rayshift
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>>269750 Thanks mom
i really like servants with the female quick aoe berserker trait
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kekki...
>>269801 STOP EATING HER
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>>269801 Abby, Bunyan and Medea Lily can clear Solomon on their own. Medea Lily turns the demon pillars into pancakes and Abby and Bunyan just keep eating them.
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>>269798 I like servants with the very cute trait!
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>>269798 Quirky mother-in-law...
I wish Louhi doesn't change in her NP or just stick to her sprite/ascension. I like the comfy ascension 2 and wish to see that in her NP as well.
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More Servants should have stockings.
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At last. +12.
>>269861 sugoi
>>269798 how come I never see any Tamamo Cat or Fran posts then? I think you're lying and you only like those two.
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>>269867 this colony isn't even a month old.
>>269767 Thanks bro, I'm still trying to find ever nicer pics for my favs. I get most of my HQ art from zerochan, I don't know if there's a better place to look at.
>>269876 I use danbooru. It's similar to zerochan except searching isn't shit.
>>269871 >Gravity Char was right...
>>269879 I already browse danbooru but sadly it's mostly porn there and a lot of artists are blacklisted following takedown requests.
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>>269857 I like this idea
>>269867 Good point, people should post more cute Fran pics.
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>>269894 and tamacat
>>269894 The latest rerun of Imaginary Scramble reminded me of how cute Fran is.
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>>269893 They really just add a nice bit to whatever art they're in, imo.
>>269898 cats...
>>269894 Fran is so cute and erotic that they had to exclude her from most events so she wouldn't accidentally steal the spotlight.
>>269857 Very based take
>>269911 Yeah, it was nice seeing her become patchwork buddies with Van Gogh.
>>269991 Melusine's stockings are extra nice, due to the lace at the top. Really wish we saw more of that.
You guys are so much cuter than the other /alter/.
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>>270067 I see what you're doing.
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>>270067 I bet you say this to every /alter/...
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>>270067 I saw this on the other thread.
>new ID >trying to start console war/ us vs them type discussions
>>270088 No mention of that wonderfully round butt in her own thread...
>>270105 >trying to start console war/ us vs them type discussions I'm pretty sure the aims of that one are much dumber
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Help the burnout i felt before starting my 120 project is returning in full force after i finally got my favorite on max bond yesterday.
>>270124 Just find someone else to 120 It's how they keep you on the hamster wheel
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>>270124 Burnout how? Just chill and take it easy instead of trying to rush.
>>270124 Is your summer Okki 120 max bonded? If not you're not done yet.
>>270106 Everyone here except me and you are faggots clearly the only explanation
>>270124 Having long term goals like that keep my interest if anything. It's when a servant is complete that I feel burnout
>>270159 Refunders, account buyers, and automatafags are in GRAVE danger...
>>270159 Elaborate
>>270141 no and she will never be because i was retarded enough to unlock her mid append to use her for farming and even if i get her to max bond i will barely get enough for 110 and she ran out of rateups....well im gonna get 50+ coins from picking her on the annie SR ticket.
>>270159 I've only ever heard of real money trade stuff getting banned, and I think they only named like a handful of people
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>>270159 heh, good thing I just used all my apples
>>270159 Automata isn't concerned by that, dumb loli. I fear for Chaldea/Atlas and the rayshift apk though...
>>270159 Hnng bratty illya poster in need of correction!!!
>>270181 >she ran out of rateups She literally gets one in like 2 months? https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Evocation_Festival_Part_3_Summoning_Campaign
>>270159 >Activities such as Real Money Trading (RMT), real money purchases on another's behalf, transfer of an account to a third party, illegitimate refund claims, and analysis/alteration of the game data are forbidden under the "Fate/Grand Order" Terms of Use. That has nothing to do with auto you little shit. I swear Illyaposters deserve to get beaten within an inch of their life!
>>270181 Next year during our anniversary we'll get the coin revamp, at bond 15 you'll effectively get another 240 free Okki coins sent to your mail. That means you can 120 her and unlock one append even at NP1. Plus JP also got those class-specific rate-ups where every single servant gets the spotlight, so yes she still has future rateups.
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>>270200 oh fuck i better save then.
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>>270159 Yearly message when nothing ever happens
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>>270159 Better fake money trade then.
>>270204 madoka would never say that
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>>268293 In terms of sheer mass, Ibuki takes it no contest. Like 30% of her body mass is ass cheeks. She literally uses it as a weapon. If we're looking at a more balanced ideal ratio type of metric, either Zenobia or Nito have what I would consider the perfect asses.
>>270159 It's for stuff that directly fucks the game data or account selling/sharing There's modfied apks that basically >auto skip everything >auto skip battles >boost damage to retarded levels to basically beat everything in one bonk Wouldnt be surprised if there's ways to add/inject characters to the game itself and skip gacha
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>>270105 Heh Holmes so you figured it out. That's right it is I Irene Adler's plan to sow chaos in all /alter/s!
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Good morning, bros.
>Any act of altering and/or damaging, or disassembling, decompiling and/or reverse engineering any programs used for the Application; Yeah, I think BetterFGO is dead...
>>270257 Morning lippa.
>>270194 >bfgo might be affected I just want 60fps menus...
>>270143 Gomen-ne...
>>270263 They've always said to use the apk at your own risk though. Also I think not too long ago JP actually released an update that logs data like that to find out if you're doing something sketchy but so far nobody has been banned for using it.
>>270276 Oh that's such a good pic
i got banned on 4shit for posting gudao pic in /fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General apparently posting fgo mc in fgo thread is off-topic
>>270266 60 FPS battles and NP skip...
>>270263 >>270266 Always has been at the mercy of them giving enough of a fuck, but I doubt they'd bother unless it gets a lot more attention
>>270291 >4chan janny is power tripping Never heard that one before!
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>>270291 Was it crossdressing?
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>Last refresh: 8 hours ago Please stop refreshing me every day...
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>>270291 Was it this one?
>>270330 based
>>270330 >Using child instead of loli deserved dsu
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>>270337 Aw shame, it would have been more funny.
>>270330 based
>>270332 Found it. >calling morgan a slut when that autistic janny is around Bruh.
>>270354 Can't be this one >>270317 >>270332
Good night, bros.
>>270354 bro... it wasnt yesterday... the ban is long gone by now... just saying...
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>>270369 Good night, bro.
>>270365 Why does her shirt say "KYS"
>>270354 I think the person making that post was implying they were morgan
>>270369 Nighty lippa
>>270370 nah that faggot gives you a full weekend ban >t.got a 3day vacation a couple of times for pic related
>>270159 >10) Any act of placing a considerable load to the server or network being used for the operation of the Application is the one thing that could MAYBE be stretched to apply to FGA but it can't because the app has built in delay timers to prevent input flooding. Like FGA may be able to spam the summon button for FP but due to the forced animation delays it can't actually spam the server. its only slightly faster than a human mashing, just with thousands of dead inputs. All of that shit is basically >"don't buy or sell or transfer accounts, don't pay companies using stolen credit cards to buy SQ at a 'discounted rate' for their money laundering schemes, and don't hack the game"
Stop bringing drama from elsewhere over here you triple baka. 4chan staff being faggots is old news anyway.
>>270376 it says KOOS
>>270385 This is the refuge for victims of j*nitor abuse anyway.
>>270369 Night
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All this time I was using my damage dealer to farm 90++ with 15 level CE instead of 100 level CE.
>>270409 Good job buddy.
Flat or Huge 1d20 = 14
>>270426 this is gambling stop it
>>270390 This thing?
>>270426 looks like you're fapping to large_breasts tonight.
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>>270297 They actually added 60fps battles to the regular app I believe. But for some reason they didn't make the menus and story 60fps. So silly.
>>270440 the menus are terribly optimized. my old phone can barely navigate them anymore.
>>270448 still better than blue archive
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>>270436 Actually it should be flat because flat is better(closer to 20)
>>270664 Bropeu... ;_;
>>270664 >we've gone past when this event ended on JP Yeah they scrapped it entirely. Probably just folded the friend slots and SQ into the anniversary or something
I am going to masturbate to 5d6 = 16 year old servants.
>>270664 No...
>>270664 It is so over...
This is jack. I love her. Thank you.
>>270740 Thank you, priest. Very cool.
>>270740 Woah...
>>270664 >Drop the bombshell that Tepeu has eyes of death perception >They give him an SMG to fight ORT and he dies offscreen without ever using them Why?
>>270795 They do mention one of the deinos taking out one of his infinite lives.
Dinosaurs with guns has got to be one of the cheesiest, d-movie film student idea ever and I loved every second of it.
>>270799 Student films are rarely that ambitious. It's more likely something like clerks or a road trip movie
>>270376 The outfit was originally worn by Kirishima (AL).
>>270799 Nah, it's the ultimate boyhood idea. >>270806 >something like clerks or a road trip movie Or horror movies. Those tend to be low budget, filmed with minimal location needs.
>>270795 >he dies offscreen without ever using them He does use them. https://youtu.be/ASb5bTUiuFs
Should I watch Naruto bros?
>>270872 Watch Ninja Scroll, Ninja Resurrection and Basilisk.
>>270819 why tell and not show instead. At least give a narration on his thoughts or something.
>>270872 It's good, just skip the fillers.
>>270908 I don't know. I think it was more like a fanservice for those who knew the sound and put two plus two together.
>>270872 its good. watch it all, including the fillers. You MUST have all the same pace questioning and sidetrackedness that we had in the original run. If you don't watch the fillers you'll never get catboy sasuke.
>my isp got hacked and now i have to replace my sim card no...
>>270901 Pretty based taste.
I'd hack Nemo's isp if you know what I mean
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>>270944 I've only properly played the OG 2002 Melty Blood so I didn't get the reference
>>271041 Pretty sure it is the same sound in the new one.
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>>270819 That's pretty neat. I just thought it was a general "The dino army final stand did some damage" sort of thing. Didn't notice the break bar sound was unique. Makes you wonder if he used his claws to do it or somehow shot the lines of death.
>>271094 You also see a bar entirely disappear right after the story node with him leaving.
>>271094 I don't remember exactly but didn't vucub drop him on ORT? It was either in tepeu's final moments with kuku or explained in an interview of nasu and takeuchi.
>>271108 I'm straight up reading the LB right now since OC comes soon, and it would have to be the interview since that is not mentioned anywhere. In fact if you read the node, it states something along the lines of "One fo the deinos flew at ort and took out one if his infinite lives", but it's such a random statement among the actions of the deinos it's easy to miss.
post Nasuverse characters you share a birthday with
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>>270998 This slut gets me every time. If real guys were this hot I would be the gayest motherfucker in existance. A colossal faggot sucking literal miles of cock. There would not be a single moment where I wasn't either having sex with guys or thinking about having sex with guys. Just constant, unending, unquenchable boylust 24/7.
>>271146 nice try zanzibart
>>271146 Nuh uh the last time I did this some retard in a cloak punched me in the chest and yelled "ZOOBOOMAFOO".
>>271094 I might misremembering but I think Tepeu asked for a knife before leaving or something. Or he asked for it but got a gun instead.
>>271119 Then I assume Tepeu was dropped on ORT and used his claws/talons because Vucub was the only deino who could actually fly. That's unless, by "flying" Nasu meant "doing a giant anime leap".
>>271199 He asks for a weapon of any kind, says even a knife will do.
>>271199 He got a gun, but said a knife is fine too.
>>271152 you dont need nemo to exist you already sound like the gayest man alive
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>>271152 this post is gayer than gay porn
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I was hoping to leave the bone mines this time, but apparently I will have to stay for another year...
>>271306 Run out of apples?
>>271314 No, but I need another 1600 bones. I don't get why they don't reduce the cost for some older servants. 60 bones per skill is outrageous and the only way they patch it is a CE barely anyone uses because bond is usually more important. Every solution devs makes today in almost every game is just the creation of another problem.
>>271320 It's not hard to ask here for people to put up CEs you want you know. People have asked in the past for Master EXP CEs before, or MC exp CEs as well. I can assure you someone will ask for Master EXP CEs on support servants once 170 cap drops.
>>271339 Yeah, but that's the issue I'm talking about. Their solution is creating more problems. They could just reduce the cost for older servants, but they insist of making it more of a hassle.
if its any consolation i dont need bones
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>>271390 I'm happy for you.
Wait fuck, how many tubes have I missed from not finishing the Ordeal Call prologue?
>>271398 They're not out yet, also they're capsules.
>>271412 I freaked the fuck out for a second there
>>271414 You have 4~5 days to get ready I think.
>>271419 I'm slowly trudging through LB7 myself. At this point it's not ORT I'm worried about, it's Camazotz and Tez's fights. You can't use cope cubes on either of these, right?
>>271398 The prologue is just text and storm pods will be released with OC1. Also they are not supposed to be stockpiled, you get to use 3 per day on specific quests and the unused ones are lost.
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freaking out about tubes ok space pirate ass
>>271429 You can use them against Batman iirc.
>>271429 Can't you use those on everything in the story nodes?
>>271429 Ort is honestly a joke unless you're some level 120 master who started playing yesterday. It is however pretty fun if you give it an earnest try using servants you normally wouldn't use. Just some random advice, once kuku comes back, put your favorite servant in the first slot of the party, instead of the middle if you do that.
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>>271152 You could have kept that to yourself.
>>271432 TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES I hope playing MP4 on a hacked switch or emulator will be a good experience, since I didn't get a Switch 2 preorder.
>>271455 prime 4 will be coming with a mouse mode and 120 fps mode for switch 2, so if it runs on the switch 1 emulator people might find a way to enable that stuff.
>humanity is rejecting you because you used the cute girls made in the moon >or the evil cute jannu >or the cute loli nero Come on now, they're cute and also this feels rather convoluted.
>>271527 Alaya is an ugly, hateful woman.
>>271527 Eggos and moon people pass though
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>>271541 Why did it only mention like 3 classes instead of all the Extra ones? Should've mentioned Beast as well since we keep getting help form Koyanskaya in the story.
>>271566 Those 4 are the main problems I guess >Pretenders pretend to be another class >Foreigners have a whole different baggage >Beasts weren't playable yet by OC Prologue, all the previous ones reclassed as Main classes or "normal" extra classes. The point of OC is that the "purpose" and "correct use" of those 4 extra classes wasn't clear to the gang so they have to go learn it before the final chapter.
>>271580 I know it's just me having finished LB7 and read the prologue just now, but I wonder if they'll just let the group reach Chaldeas and then just drop part 3 on top of us. And then the wishful thinking of wanting them to do part 3 in 2 years and then kill the game.
>>271597 I guess that it would be something like >Part 2 ends <2 weeks >Part 3 announcement/teaser? <11th anni >Part 3 start They're already doing the 2.5 thing so they can't just fucking stall for another year after they finish (on JP) on December
>>271615 Maybe Nasu will pull another "this summer event is actually the prologue of the next story chapter", although it's been 8 months since OC3 dropped on JP.
Well that's unfortunate
>>271152 Truth nuke.
>>271754 Holy veteran...

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Hello! I installed the game again and i'm newbie. I should reroll to get Nero Bride/Summer? This is my team:
>>271868 I played in summer, didn't finished orleans and uninstalled because i didn't had time to farm
>>271851 >>271879 Yeah sorry I missed the "again". You already got some good limited servants so it would be a waste to start a new account.
>>271885 Np! I will be able to play with this? i don't know how is the powercreep on this game
>>271851 Don't take this literally I guess, but with no good supports of any kind, such as castoria, oberon, merlin, skadi, koyanskaya or waver your journey is going to be a lot more difficult.
>>271913 ouch... Well it's not like i can reroll for them now, so I'll just have to do my best with whatever i get
>>271900 Summer kiara and nero can help you with general farming. Ana and illya aren't bad either but the rest is a bit lackluster. Do you have any saint quartz left on this account? If not, then you might want to reroll and save up until oberon and castoria get a rate up.
>>270291 I really really like this image.
>>271934 Nope i don't have anything left lmao We already got auto or i will have to download that thing?
>>271951 No built-in automation, so FGA it is.
>>271924 >>271951 Honestly you should buy some $5-10 account with some support and whatnot, otherwise it sounds like you'll just end up dropping the game in a week at most.
>>271807 I fucking love the Beast Style.
having to agree to the terms and conditions for this site every time i close and reopen my browser is annoying
>>271987 It's just a reload and a click, man.
>>271973 Animal Crossing
I did Arts stall with my Hundred Faces Hassan. I have no idea how the CQ works, I don't understand the "Weak Points" mechanic at all. I tried to read the wiki page and the in-game description but I don't get it. I just save scummed every time Odysseus showed up and soft-reset until someone else did. I used Asako's 3rd skill for the 1st time this year.
>>271996 i turn my computer off if i'm away from it for more than a shit.
>>272002 Put it on sleep mode
>>272000 >48 turns Ouch. But grats, still. Imho the weak point mechanic itself isn't complex but the additional layer of rng was completely unnecessary.
>>272032 It said to attack with servants that I haven't attacked with in the previous turn, so I did, and it did nothing, so I just ignored the mechanic and brute-forced it.
>Road Camelot >Roadless Camelot >Highroad Camelot Any other roads that I need to know about?
>>272047 The weak point removal is not guaranteed, and the more you wait the higher your chances are. But to be honest I kinda brute forced it as well with the trung sisters because rng sucks.
>>272068 Road to Lostbelt 6.
>>272068 Roadster Camelot
>>272047 I just understood that when shes out of damage cut you need to attack her with your servant that has the charge thing
>>272047 You need to charge for 2 turns
>>272089 VROOOOOM
>>272068 Tamamo Roadriguez
>>272141 La reina del nuevo /alter/
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hmmmm i think i should put a child in Bazett so she stops being so violent towards them
>>272158 It was self-defence.
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>>272194 these kids be dangerous
>>272202 i am taller than him, does that mean i have a chance?
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>>272000 Based and same (almost). >>272194 What a defence!
morning.
>>272219 Morning bro.
And done. 350 boxes.
>>272256 You should spend some of that cash, we're getting 400M for free very soon.
>>272266 I will probably hand out some bond grails and such. I'm also waiting for three more paws to max out my Kuku.
I like that even tho I hear and learn small spoiler I manage to find complete suprises. Like I'm doing ORT fights and I didn't understand why people were calling these hard or causing phone to chug... I had no idea there was phase 2 ORT
>>272213 If you can make her blush like this then maybe https://youtu.be/UOOdOoXQmrk https://youtu.be/vRcmjccVo98?t=5m39s
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Albert is bringing the hammer DOWN on cheaters.
>>272339 This isn't the first time they do this. Automata has yet to be a bannable thing. Probably because a lot of those players bring him money.
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bros?
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>>272377 yes bro?
>>272377 im here, just doing stuff.
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>>272377 c'mere bro
>>272384 >>272388 >>272389 ok, thanks bros. I was just worried for a moment. >>272390 no...
>>272377 Bro...
upcoming rateups for this month in JP. Dracussy IS getting a normal rerun it seems.
Good morning, bros. Lip love!
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>>272408 Good morning again.
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Why did my post get deleted
>>272400 Small titty pretenders...
>>272426 i eated it
>>272400 I keep forgetting that the game has TWO arcades.
>>272408 Mornin
>>272408 Morning
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>>272395 False bro alerts are punishable offence.
>>272438 Oh yeah, new id. Forgot about that
>>272442 Like the boy who cried wolf, but with bros? The boy who cried bro?
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calling all bros
>>272451 STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER
>>272451 Kill him, zhen find anozher.
>>272426 I can't see it. It should be hidden for me if it was deleted.
Good morning bros, the new girl is pretty cute.
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>>272473 and she HATES Mash! She's perfect!
>>272473 Morning, bro. Yeah, she is. I'm glad to see she seems to be popular.
>>272449 I got a sweet blood red ID earlier, but unfortunately had to reset my router because it was having connection issues.
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>>272485 Good morning, bro.
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>>272478 WTF I'M 120 HER NOW
>>272489 resetting my router never changes my IP, because the dynamic IP lease lasts for a LONG time and is tied to the device MAC address. even having it off for more than 24 hours does nothing. only easy way to change is to call up my ISP directly...
>>272485 Tits too small.
>>272422 >>272438 >>272440 >>272493 Bros! >>272416 I think you accidentally hit the wrong option, bro. No problem. I know you meant to hit option 3. Lip love!
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>>272529 Calm down.
Ah she is such a magnificent wheel bucket excavator
This will be helpful soon. I don't know if there's an infographic for farming spots around. https://youtu.be/SHWhT6vIu7Q >>272451 Harro?
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>>272451 pronto
Guilty as charged.
Van Gogh mentioned!
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Bwos???
>>272702 yeah im saving everything for her, rolling, and the quitting that game.
>>272709 This but for Lilith and fgo
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>>272702 >Sigh I'm downloading another gacha game I guess.
>>272575 I love heavy machinery btw
>>Sigh >I'm downloading another gacha game I guess.
>>272702 tried star rail for 2 days sucked ding dong balls never touching it again
>>272702 Maybe I'll give it a try.
Reminder to use City for the Britomart cq, she is good for it
>>272780 I brought Draco. I have no idea how the gimmick was supposed to work.
>>272780 ill just use who i want and use cs revival
>>272702 How did they manage to make Saber look soulless?
>>272793 It's honestly weird they changed her outfit at all.
>>272793 She looks like she got AI generated, the skirt especially looks extra sloppy
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I had a dream that they released FGO 2 and it was literally just FEH but with the FGO sprites for battles
>>272789 I like the one in the middle. I only used tank legs in AC for some missions in older AC games
>>272803 I think it's supposed to be short.
>>272805 That sounds like a nightmare.
>>272651 This is obviously fabricated evidence because I didn't get her.
i had a dream that FGO2 came out and it was being made by shit-up
>>272731 You should try reading Jumbor Barutronica.
>>272803 But the concept artist is Takeuchi himself.
Bros, I just came back from watching Thunderbolts. It's like a year 1 FGO interlude. The finale is Bob fighting his literal shadow in his mindscape thing
>>272806 okay but what if quad treadleg guntank
>>272808 It's more the rendering I think. Has that AI look to it. >>272826 That's not a good argument bro.
>>272826 I could see Takeuchi ai generating his servant art nowadays honestly.
>>272838 It looks like he's got quite the gae bulge going on
>>272837 That's just a tachikoma
>>272832 It was actually quite cool he he started Daybit'd the whole city a very cool idea but the problem is that there are no stakes so it was reversible.
>>272838 FIVE-star character?? for FREE??
>>272837 The guntank here looks cooler than in MSG >>272838 He will be shit like how Alloy was shit in GI >>272847 Not my cup of tea
>>272850 yeah, cuz its a male. they have a history of doing this.
>>272826 Makes sense, he has been trying to reinvent the wheel a lot lately.
>>272838 >It's more the rendering I think. Has that AI look to it. I don't think it looks AI at all. You can't just look at a style and say "AI", you have to look at the details.
>>272842 He doesn't need AI, he already has his template.psd and his coloring slaves like Black and Takao. >>272849 Yeah, the visuals and concepts are cool, but like a few min later the girl steps in on her own so you know straight away it's gonna be fine
>try posting in fgog why do people go back to this?
>>272861 You can when the style is SHIT.
>>272861 It looks like a mishmash of Saber and MHX, and it turned out badly
>>272861 I'm not saying it's AI, but it looks like it. Or in other words, it's soulless.
it said takeuchi is the "original" concept artist, so some chink in-house did the actual design?
>>272876 Obviously.
>>272862 Yeah I was actually terrified with the whole thing until it became a giant mass and knew they wouldn't have the balls to do it to a whole city but the visuals were real good and felt like a real treat. Hope the fantastic 4 movie is actually good.
>>272861 You're right, it's the generic anime artstyle mainly used by chinese artists as one can usually see in gacha designs and fanarts. AI simply adopted it as its default artstyle because they're visually attractive and there's a lot of art to train with.
>>272847 not far off >>272852 not a very high bar to clear honestly
>>272900 The giant ass ruins it for me
>>272876 Takeuchi made a sketch and then someone actually finished the drawing
>>272916 Yeah, it's not big enough.
>>272924 The og Sazabi is cooler
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>>272943 sazabi got no ass I need my mecha with big booster booties
>>272948 Why are they so cruel...
>>272906 EKUSU KARIBAAAAAAAAA
>>272916 they're detachable/optional equipment sideskirts, the entire thing is a modular platform to an absurd degree
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>>272948 Based
>>272982 Looks way cooler, holy shit. Love the head
When are we getting the best aozaki?
>>272805 i would kill Nasu myself
>>273011 10th anniv...
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mahatma
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>>272702 I LOVE SABER I LOVE SABER I LOVE SABER
new bread when?
I can bake
>>273047 Go ahead.
saNUT COOMara
Are we going to get the +3 friend slots?
>>273077 It's over
FRESH BREAD >>273098 >>273098 >>273098 FRESH BREAD
>"We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win" -JFK 100 Days of Greatness. Happy Golden week. 5* Ce 15 4* Ce 25 Edison 4 Tesla 3 Tsuna 1 Nu black grail 1 Volumen hydrargum 1 Tomoe Gozen 1 Working on Tesla 120 next, but fuck this process is obnoxious even with automata.
>>273128 Grats bro


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