They don't understand the things I say on Twitter

its the weekend!

>>324696 Twitter doesn't understand what they say either.

Kama Love!

>>324708 i hate and love this image, its a weird feeling.

>>324708 hes literally her....

It's Friday night, you know what that means.

>>324736 What the heck is a sloth beam?

>>324745 The beam that turns you into a lazy veteran.

Green ID for like 8 threads in a row, lets go

>>324771 Green gang rise up!

>>324704 Comfy

Running out of servants to grail...

>>324784 >b8b9 It's turquoise and a bit more blue than green.

>>324787 I have 35 grails now and I don't really want to use them on anyone...

>>324793 Potato tomato, disgusting oranger.

>>324793 It's as green as Miku is green

>>324808 MIGU!!

I love Alice....

When's Noah bros?

>>324828 This anniversary for sure.

The OC farming's been pretty comfy so far. Though by the looks of it, some of the later ones with better bonds can't just be cheesed with insta death. >>324795 I only need to set aside grails to get welfare shiki to 120 in oct. Beyond that, I think I'm mostly done.

I don’t know if JP gets more quartz or the Ordeal Stall just reduced the amount of new servants so much there isn’t much to roll for. My account that I made when Demiya got censored always restocks seemingly fast while I’m constantly poor in NA. I failed to roll Tiamat after saving for months but it wasn’t much anyway you know?

>>324828 they forgot about him

>>324828 Noah I don't know!

>>324808 >blue hair >blue tie I have bad news bro

im dying

>>324863 we can't read scandy, bro...

>>324874 Cutest sisters

>>324856 As green as Miku is green, that's what I said

Good morning, bros.

>>324871 you can read the english portion

>>324885 That doesn't explain anything!

>>324793 >It's turquoise and a bit more blue than green. We are all Japanese on this blessed day

>>324914 兄貴。。。

>>324849 Likely because it's not your main account so you're not worried about the quartz count on your JP account, but you're also right that there's less new servants to roll for.

>>324937 horns crossing is very sexy

>>324917 兄弟、俺達は、オルター組か？それとも、オルター団か？

I wish I had AOE Saber with high NP level to get 200k damage with self buffs.

>>324973 Which AoE Saber does that?

>>324954 儂らは御流多株式会社じゃ

>>324973 Grail seiba, give her gold fous right now

Speak English.

>>324991 おおー！さすが武則天さま！

Kerra vedettii iha vitulliset älyt ja tos frendin kans funtsittii kato ku on näit niinku flashbäkkei tiiätsä niitä deja vu juttuja ni vittu piirrettii paperil vittu alkuräjähyksest tähä nykypäivää saakka sellane käyrä ja vittu kelattii et kato ku tää avaruussäikeet ja aika täs alkaa hidastuu ja vetäytyy kasaa ni sit tulee uus alkuräjähys voi vittu et oltii paskan ku tajuttii et ollaa vedetty ne samat älyt varmaa jotai tuhat kertaa jo aiemmi vittu et pisti miettii kyl

>>325002 イングリシュ? 何じゃそれ?

>>325034 Translator's note: リリス means sex

>>325031 You motherfucker.

>>325035 Girls with wings are sex

>>324847 Wow, that is awesome. Are you using 5 bond CEs? I am only getting 4480 with my current setup. Gotta get all my favorites to bond 14 before append 4 and 5.

>>325038 built for deep throat

>>325038 What about dudes with wings

>>325042 that'd be the horns, also a really good feature in girls >>325044 zero interest, sorry, but if you like it then all the better for you if there's any

>>325040 6 bond CEs It's just insta death meme. Fouhna koyan is there to OC Nito for the higher death rate.

>>325056 Thanks!

>9/9 storm pods What am I farming bros?

>>325093 You're beating Liz up for the rest of the week.

>>325044 sex for sisters

>>325093 Do the russian node, it's the easiest to farm.

>>325096 Why liz?

>>325105 Liz exists to be bullied.

>>325115 I'm going to need a stronger reason.

>>325116 It is canon that Lizlloween causes PTSD in you. In the most recent draco event, when faced with a Beast plus botched imitation singularities and multiple heroic spirit hunting you, you're just like whatever. But the moment you land in the halloween theme singularity, you immediately lose your shit.

May day... I see.

>>325123 Ok, now give me a gameplay reason to farm the node.

>>325128 Uuuh, one single wave with one single enemy so you can just 1T. But really, just go do the coins or russian node.

>>325133 Do all current nodes give out the same amount of bond or is there some special node? If it's the 1M fucking lancer in 2nd wave, nevermind.

>>325135 Right now, the ones we have all give the same bond so you can farm which ever you want. Later on they'll have nodes with different bonds.

>>324704 Comfy mama

>>324828 Does he noah?

bros...

>>325173 Kinda. https://youtu.be/b5VqzDpUkBw?t=50

>>325212 Bro?

>>325212 Hi bro

>>325212 Sup bro?

>>325221 >>325233 >>325234 bros time for your unscheduled medical check up

i love my wife!

>>325238 What the hell, the daily apple thing didn't work...

>>325247 should of had drunk a glass of water a day instead

>>325266 >a glass of water a day Nursebro (False).

ID gacha time

I am the journey I am the destination I am the home The tale that reads you A way to taste the night The elusive high Follow the madness Alice, you know once did

>>325289 greenbro

>>325302 Their version of Phantom of the Opera is still the best. Better than the original musical version, I'll even say.

Morning bros

Where the button in FGA that let's it keep going on the same row in a fight?

>>325374 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>325393 Kill yourself.

boring: "kill yourself" based: "i am going to kill you with a brick"

>>325397 Don't be rude.

>>325473 shut the fuck up, pussy

>>325368 Do you mean the "next turn in same wave" button when you select a NP?

I hate shaving. I've told this several times, but I will say this more if needed. I hate shaving.

>>325490 preach, sister.

new ID new me

>>325513 Looks pretty familiar to me

>>325483 That's it, thanks anon

>>325557 wrong thread. back to /fgog/

>>325557 who is this character for

>>325561 I can't get enough of Metajan...

>>325569 based on the streamer ascension? emptyheaded morons.

>>325574 Every girl who sits in front of a computer isn't a streamer

>>325578 i thought the headset had a mic, but looking at it again. even worse? she is a VAPEHEAD.

>>325585 I don't think it's a pen vape, just an actual pen. Scribe of god, and all that. But I haven't looked at her animations, so maybe she gives a puff and I'm way off base

https://x.com/hagitcho/status/1920794511090872796 Based.

>>325631 Have you done that yet

>>325590 This is my favourite animation.

>>325638 120 Amakusa?

>>325643 Gotten a Semiramis wife

>>325656 I have her. Not yet 120 though. But I will get there one day anyway.

Maids?

>>325642 Why's that?

>>325642 Better quality (I think). >>325666 It's just cute.

>>325678 Muh transparency...

Life, am I right guys?

Apparently kintoki dies in two years... rather sad ngl and we cant stop it...

>>325703 Thanks for the spoilers faggot

>>325709 Dies because he becomes obsolete dumb dumb

>>325712 Ok, kinda gay that you care.

>>325712 He doesn't become obsolete though. Just because Lilith is stronger doesn't mean he stops being OP for 90++

Is there any point in rolling for summer Castoria if Lilith mogs her so hard?

>>325724 I'd rather use Jalter than him tbh >>325726 Different skills, 70% battery, arts, solemn defense.

>>325726 It's not all about gameplay. What also matters is how cute she is and how faithful of a wife she would be

>>325726 Being useful for 2 years Having no idea if I'll like the character or not yet Different card type Different niches Survival ability

>>325726 What does Lilith do on turn 2 once the charm wears off?

>>325726 i'm not summoning for either thats how i win

>>325750 This

>>325737 Why does Jalter matter? An avenger is never going to surpass a berserker, at least not in farming

>>325737 >>325743 Oh so she has some uses. Will roll for 1 copy if I feel like it. >>325742 Lilith is cuter imo. Castoria doesn’t have a picrelated cat face. >>325746 Dunno just saw the jp charts where Lilith is at top. >>325750 Cool

what old servants do you guys repeatedly get screwed by? ever since they came out i've been summoning every time kintoki and caster vinky show up, and i've only gotten 1 each. i've also tried to get bryn a bunch but never have.

>>325758 Easier to buster crit, party charisma and mine is maxed out already >>325776 Drake never showing up since I first rolled for her when I started the game

>>325689 Hot. Imagine all the skinship they've done.

>>325780 drake is an unfortunate one. her, tesla, and kintoki carried me through part 1. back before all of this "looping" nonsense.

>>325776 I’ve been trying to get Jalter a couple of times but later I’ve become disappointed with her as a character and stopped for good.

>>325791 You are literally me, those 3 were my first SSRs too

>>325776 Nero Bride, Shuten, and Kintoki. I'll only put them in my destiny order now

I thought this was the NA thread? I opened the wrong thread I guess

>>325570 We call here JeanTron here.

>>325703 Idgaf. I hate bitch characters and that demoness looks like the bitchiest of all bitches. I won't roll for her but I hope she appears in a future free quest so I can smash her smug face over and over again.

>>325847 Holy...

Yay I finally cleared the last BB advanced quest! After trying so many ideas seen in videos and failing to replicate what I saw a video of kukulkan "solo" with habetrot lead. With that idea as a base >habbycat-mash-kuku-morgan-draco >rotate enemies with habby who deletes herself >use everything from morgan and rng that kuku has two busters up >Np morgan so that foreigner rotates to pretender >Nuke pretender with kuku crits >after extra slot is dead kill zerker and then just slug it out with rest of the team and draco in as last option (draco has CC for roma debuff to actually deal damage since the "class advantage" does not recognize beast).

>>326030 I just used beautiful johnny to spam NPs with castoria and beni and had a backline summer Martha for BB to plugsuit in

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie~

>>326090 Congratz Electricman.

>>326090 You are using Edison to OC Nito for pod quests, right?

>>326090 Good work sis.

>>326090 Grats bro https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM

>>326090 Electric!

>>326090 Their hatesex probably provides energy to entire city of Fuyuki.

>>326123 >>326123 >>326142 >>326148 Thank you. >>326138 Yes. I'm trying to cheese the merman CQ with them too.

>>326181 >brining archer to a lancer boss fight Mad man.

>>326187 I meant Nito and Edison. But maybe Tesla can clear the crabs for a ST Saber to two tap the boss? >>326163 Slide! >>326174 Maybe. That's kinda gae tho.

>>326174 Rivals don't hate each other.

Good morning, bros. Lip love!

>>326246 Good morning bro, one small issue. It's 10:30pm...

>>326246 Morning, bro. >>326260 Good night, bro...

>>326246 Good morning lipbro >>326260 Good night bro

>>326268 >>326275 Bros I'm not sleepy yet...

>>326279 Then I recommend drinking milk or chamomile tea.

>>326297 I just drank a can of coffee, that's good enough right?

>>326260 >>326268 >>326275 Bros!

ID Gacha time

dracobros!

>>326246 Morning lipburger

>>326304 Good luck trying to sleep.

>>326304 Pulling an all-nighter? I don't recommend it, but you do what you gotta do.

>>325726 No, roll for kuro cunny.

>>326322 Morning, bro.

>>326324 >>326325 Coffee doesn't really do much to me, I just like the taste. If I wanted to I could easily fall asleep now if I wanted to.

>>324696 On the timeline, I don't make sense... Add it up, make it make sense...

>>326335 >If I wanted to I could easily fall asleep now if I wanted to. But if you wanted to, could you?

>>326340 Oh no, you made me realise I fucked up that last sentence. Maybe I should go to bed...

>>326345 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIN7RphRieU

Does it matter which Bleached Earth quests I complete? There's nothing stopping me from running Columbus rather than the laser coins. >>324762 Good morning, bro!

>>326353 right now all BE quests have same bond but that changes later.

Happy Maid Day, bros.

>>326353 The bleached earth quest we have access to right now all give the same xp and bond rewards. This will change eventually.

>>326367 I didn't know such a day existed but okay.

Bro test

>>326375 >In Japan, May 10th is Maid Day (メイドの日, Meido no hi). This day is a pun, as "May" (mei) and "10" (do) in Japanese can be combined to create the word "maid" (メイド, meido). I'd call it stupid but they have Star Wars day in burgerland because of a stupid pun too so it evens out.

*casts modify memory upon the thread* 1d20 = 5

>>326390 Nice puff of smoke, "witch."

>>326390 You don't roll to cast fireball (unless the enemy has spell resistance). You just cast it and then they roll a saving throw.

>>326403 8d6 = 22 Yeah when you fireball you just drop your damage dice on the table and make it everyone else's problem what happens with it.

I roll to turn /alter/ into crabs. roll{1d20}

Ohnonononono, how many of you are going to embarrass yourselves...

>>326382 >"10" (do) 10 is juu Nii ju nii 2 10 2=22 Ju man= 10 million Ju sen = 10 thousand Ju nin= 10 people Never EVER do i hear people use "do" And i get it San=mii Yon=shii Nana=shichi But 10 is juu. Not do. Bratty japs and their shitty language. Need another nuke correction. Doman=douman=10 mil evil clowns lol

>>326367 I suddenly felt compelled to make this.

>>326381 Bro?

>30 blue dust per day >need at least a hundred for a single node Bros...

>>326437 I was installed Chance

Targeting /alter/ infantry with the The dreaded Thirteenth Spell. 4d6 = 9 This many anons have now turned into rats.

>>326469 My flesh, it's melting! AAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEE-squeak

>>326439 meh just another fou paw situation, ill just clear my wife grid and then just do them when i feel like wasting even more time.

>>326469 Be gentle, squeak.

>>326469 I want to be the giant rat and make all of the rules!!

>>326483 Yui a cute, Milly a cute.

It's a little quiet today.

>>326512 i dont really have anything to say

>>326469 Jokes on you, I was a rat all along!

>>326367 Happy Maid Day!

Since you can use Double Clown to farm the 1st 2 waves of the lancer coin/QP node of the Ordeal Call, should I put Douman back into the Extras slot in my support & slap him with one of the QP DaVinchi CEs?

>>326525 broberon.... come back....

>>326533 Bond is better imo, but just b urself bro.

>>326483 Cute

>>326512 I just woke up

I don't think I want to be a stinky speed reader, am I going to miss out on any time-limited event/rewards other than the 2x enhancement chance?

>>326624 There are daily storm pods that veterans like us are not getting, I believe.

>>326533 The coin nodecgets you 5 million QPs with a full set of QP CEs, which is pretty much the same as doors except it costs a storm pod on top of the AP. Farming bond there is much better.

>>326626 Good thing I don't really know what those are. They're used to access a mission type and you get 9 per week right? But it's just a farming mission? If so it's whatever.

>>326630 Yeah, you lose out on the material that unlocks class score, so you'll be behind. Whether it matters to you, kyoudai, is solely your purview.

>>326630 >9 per week 3 per day but you can store up to 9 of them. If you veteran more than 3 days in a row you get screwed.

>>326641 I assume he's not even got LB7 done (like me), so he's "screwed" regardless.

>>326639 >>326641 I'll take my sweet time at the doujin shop then. It's not like I won't be able to 3 turn stuff because I'm missing 5% class damage.

>>326533 Why are you farming bond on a farming servant instead of other servants? This is like the dumbasses doing the Liz node using Oberon and shit. It's a waste of bond.

>>326367 Happy maid day

>>326653 Anikyoudai...

>>326646 >>326643 Honestly I'd rather take my time reading LB7 than skipping everything just go be up to date with storm pods. I do my 3 daily runs but have yet to invest into class score because I'd rather use mats to max out my servants.

>>326649 >It's a waste of bond. Bro at one point you will have to use the servants you rolled for, you can't just say you are wasting bond forever.

ORT is cooking my phone.

>>326649 >This is like the dumbasses doing the Liz node using Oberon Excuse me for not having bond autism.

>>326675 Wait. Let him cook

>I forgot to farm pods and instead was farming feathers and seeds At least I can stack them 2 times more.

>>326649 Is there any “better” question to do? I see people mentioning coins. Any reason for that? Cause I’m better at the Caster Liz quest

>>326691 wait can we farm storm pods? i thought they were a daily thing drop.

AKIMITSU DONO

>>326707 I meant to farm with the pods... unfortunately, you can't.

>>326699 > see people mentioning coins. Any reason for that? The coin mob drops QP stacks. Russi node mobs drop bullets and crab mobs drop shells

>>326724 Thanks. Coins I shall farm

>>326699 I don't need QP. Meanwhile Caster Liz seems easier to farm with Golden.

>>326737 Thanks but I’ll be using this SOFT and HORNY widow

LOUHI JUST KILLED LILITH

>>326784 wtf... they were supposed to be best friends and teammates...

>>326649 All I asked was should I put the clown in extras because I wanted to help other people that wanted to use the double clown strat. Not whatever nonsense you said

>>326795 >ios filename >meme he saved on reddit >meme of fgog content

>>326784 The berserker class has fractured...

>>326795 I laughed.

>>326800 Explode

>>326800 >yet I still laughed at it I became the r*dditor... no...

>>325797 classic cope

>>326825 Cute

>wake up >fap to wu Today is a good day

>>326771 Is that...

>>326823 >dogshit backstory >dogshit character development >dogshit personality >T*keuchi You tell me

>>326837 yup cope

>>326837 Why were you even rolling for her in the first place if you believe all this?

>>326841 yup concession accepted >>326847 I was naïve back then

they flanderized jalter

>>325776 Still no daishouri for me...

i always liked the way the enemy one looked more than the summonable one

>>325776 None for me. I'm actually pretty lucky when it comes to rolling, plus I save and don't impulse SQ away. So all of my save targets come. I am missing a few older servants that I would like, but they're not priorities so I watch their rate ups go by and just consider them for GSSR.

>>325776 The only old servant who kept eluding me was Skadi but I got her recently, so there's nothing now. Good luck with Bryn, bro

>>326863 Can't say I agree, other than the flag existing in the sprite.

>>326875 I have also never failed to get a servant I've wanted but that's also just because I tend to not want most servants so I usually have a lot of free sq saved up.

Jalter had one of the longest best developments in the game, from fake ruler servant that was just a mockery of jeanne to actual avenger with her own issues but desire to exist to a more laid-back servant (even if being a Berserker is silly) that can enjoy herself.

>>326971 classic cope

>>326971 The average quality of character development is so low in this game that this even being true is basically meaningless...

>>324882 Lipbro!

>>326953 For me, the only servant that really grinded my gears was Summer Skadi, who I probably would have missed if not for pity. I barely had enough for her. The only other two that I missed temporarily were Gogh+Nemo who I both wanted and got neither on their first rate up with like 600 SQ. I got each on their next rate up for a low amount of SQ.

>>326979 This is a gacha, everything about it is meaningless.

>>327046 The worst luck I've had was about 1100 sq in order to get a single copy of Voyager, but I still got him in the end at least.

>>326675 Tell him that the steam cooks the egg

>>326863 better faces

I had a lot of fun at Illya's Karakuri Castle.

>>327027 Me at the bottom

IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO CHALDEA YOU NEED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LIZ EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>327237 I will do no such thing. I'm farming Eternal Ice by fighting Oprichnik.

>>327237 Deal

So how much do you think these pods will impact event pacing? Are events actually going to take 3 weeks to finish now with these things sapping AP from us? I did hear that they get 1/2AP quite often or something so maybe it won't be too bad. I just hope I can do each day's new story node on time on natAP.

>>327237 I'm using doughman for coins, fuck you Alaya

>>324847 Hero portrait is worse on quests worth over 1k base bond btw >>325040 >>325056

>>327261 Nobody is forcing you to use the storm pods. You don't get stardust on every run or anything, only the first clear. They are just marginally more rewarding free quests with doubled bond output.

>>327270 The system is setup to encourage you to use them daily though.

>>327261 On Jp, you can spend the pods on any random node and get the class score sand. Hopefully they bring that over to NA sooner rather than later....

>>327270 No you get 10 stardust every pod bro. 30 per day. 210 per week 10k per year Welcome to timegate central

I miss dead weeks.....

>>327237 No...

>>327288 That's really cool, shame Albert won't give us our survey so we can ask for it.

>>327237 forget about Alaya let's impregnate Gaia instead

'member the 3 friend slots I 'member

>>327308 Don't worry, we can just level up 3 times and then we'll have the 3 friend slots...

>>327308 It really seems like they forgot about it entirely

>>327308 I'm sure bros would have appreciated the 3 slots and all this before the lottery...

>>327308 Being saved for our anniversary

Uh-oh

>>327290 Oh, it is? Huh. Well, you should have enough resources to use an apple every three days or something. Not any colossal investment.

>>327318 Bropples... brop...brockets...brortz... bros........

>>327329 Nasu really wanted Xibalba to scare you so he immediately kills all but one servant. But that last servant gets tremendously overbuffed so they basically can't die. It's just a trick.

>>327330 WE JUST HAD A FUCKING LOTTERY I DON'T HAVE ANY APPLES

>>327342 Your fault for wasting more than you should have

>>327342 Do you have saplings at least or have you gone dry on those too?

>>327308 I don't even care anymore, I may already have everyone here in my brolist. Also I refuse to post my FC back there since I spotted some asshole namedropping anons from here and asking everyone to delete them.

>>327342 I opened 700 boxes and I still got a big bucket of gapples

bros... i think... i think i need to fuck the planet

>>327358 No one's deleted me so I don't think anyone actually paid attention to them.

>>327358 >search my name in archive >someone lumping me in with lucksucker as a threadshitter man, i swear there's this one guy who perceives me as some kind of mastermind troll. i don't be posting shit.

>>327358 Most bros don't give a shit, the ones that do, well. You can just make a list and know to avoid sending them bro requests later.

>>327358 >I spotted some asshole namedropping anons from here and asking everyone to delete them. Couldn't find anything

>>327358 Its a lost cause

>>327390 https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/522850653/#q522873748 Just follow the reply chain. That's just sad tbdesu.

>>327261 They increased apple giveaways later since they realized it was impacting people's event engagement >>327358 Anyone dumb enough to believe everything they read will never be my bro anyway

>>327427 I still don't get what they were thinking making these nodes 40 AP and functionally requiring you to do three of them per day so that you don't miss out on dust.

>>327358 That's petty as fuck, I just can't understand why someone would insist on staying there with the filth.

>>327440 Keeps engagement rates up by saying X amount of players did their daily quests (3 quests a day), keeps Sony happy.

>>327440 The logic behind requiring you to do 3 of them per day is to force you to play the game more so that you become more attached to it and more likely to buy sq. Player engagement was probably way down since they added blue apples since people will log in just to make a bunch of blapples and then ignore the game for the rest of the time. The logic of making them 40ap each is probably just so people can log in when their ap is mostly full, run 3 nodes, and then turn off the game since their ap is now mostly empty instead of annoying people by making them find some other way to spend the rest of their ap.

>>327452 >I just can't understand why someone would insist on staying there with the filth. Reading that archive link makes it seem like some people tried shitposting here, got banned quick, and then went back to halfchan to shittalk us because they had no other option. Which is kinda funny if true.

>>327452 That's not even the problem. Non-shitposters have their own valid reasons to stay there, be it nostalgia, an aversion for IDs or simply disliking the website as a whole. The trolls who are trying to instigate a "war" between both place are the real issue and pozzed jannies coupled with the ability to easily samefag enable that shitty behaviour.

>>327514 >Non-shitposters have their own valid reasons to stay there I think the negatives heavily outweigh the positives, but that's just me.

>>327423 >Had 8chan in my message >Was the one encouraging people to put it in their message in the first place >Not mentioned in that thread Not sure if feels bad or feels good

Man I really, really, REALLY hate rulers.

>>327358 Nobody cares about the name drop list or the schizo requests to delete someone