>>346816 liz sex

liz thread

new thread new me

>>346780 >don't even have a high school diploma >still a shitty mage >most of your feats were covered up by da vinci so the clock tower won't seal designation your ass >if PHH gets restored, you'll just be a dude with zero qualification in the muggle world and also minimal future in the magic world Maybe you were exiled for your own good. Alaya didn't want you to become a deadbeat NEET. You are a hero for as long as the bleached earth remains and there's on-going threat that necessitates Novum Chaldea to keep operating and thus you being the last master of humanity being your full time job.

Lith thread.

Time for ID

>>346816 Cute dog

Barg thread

>casts finger of death into the thread 1d20 = 4

>>346828 Guda will get the Luigi mansions ending.

>>346816 Shit, this is the femgil pic I wanted to post. Oh well.

2 slots.

>>346842 > you could get intoxicated. That's what Shuten would want.

>>346828 Guda always wants to be doing something to help, it's practically his catchphrase "if it something I can do". He also bakes for the staff regularly and wants to open a bakery. Even if he's a neet, he's rich as fuck even after Vinci tried to underpay him for solving the Incineration. He'd probably need security detail if anyone ever got wind of his master compatibility though.

>>346824 Blindbro it's clearly a barg and femgil thread. Stop trying to revise history.

Id

>>346848 you missed. nice job wasting a high level spellslot, loser

ID Gachaaaa

>>346848 I cast irrumatio on you. 1d20 = 12

the King of Cunny

>>346841 Mama

imagine the sex

>>346848 Block 1d20 = 18

>>346887 Thanks mom

When will the new empty earth quests get released?

>>346887 You succesfully block the spell, however the on-hit effect still applies Death to you.

>>346873 Thanks

remember Liz? I 'member...

I have enough grails to 120 Proto Cu… I should do it while I can…

>>346828 Moriarty (Clown) puts (You) through an exam that earns you a diploma that states that you have the equivalent of a high school education for his valentine scene.

>>346848 I cast fingering into aesc's cunt 1d20 = 11

>>346895 I had homunculus in my inventory.

>>346907 His diploma is not recognized by any organizations though.

New thread but I still love Nero

>>346915 source?

>>346914 My organizations of bros recognize it.

>>346914 If it's Douman I wouldn't be surprised if it was perceived as real by every non-magic institution

Oops >>346642 You can make chicken taste better by breading it crack an egg and scramble it, add finely minced garlic, powder pepper and salt, soak the chicken filets on this and then pass it thru breadcrumbs Voilá, you got supremas

Wait a minute.... Are IDs just the HEX codes for the color... lmao

>>346843 >bush on second pic Dayum

>>346928 Probably, may as well reuse lol

>>346925 I love rolling chicken/turkey escalopes in breadcrumbs. It makes them crispy.

>>346928 Took you long enough to notice. If it works, then why not?

>>346887 Aesc can no longer switch out. What's your next move?

breading meat is too much of a pain in the ass.

>>346914 Literally comes with a "Recognize this or else."

>>346955 Still doesn't make it legal just because a magic ghost said so.

>>346962 The implication is it's a mystic code, it doesn't need to be legal

>>346962 moriarty is literally never wrong

>>346914 Da vinchi will hack the servers

>>346968 Moriarty is also never right.

>>346919 One of the Arco Wada art books. Can't remember which one

>>346950 As is per tradition I roll to seduce. 1d20 = 10

>>346925 while it sounds nice I am a lazy cook (especially when its I cook for 2 days worth) and when chicken comes out of the oven I will just drop it into the canned sauce I will be heating while cooking the rice and when the rice is done I will just dump everything into the rice and mix... Tho since they are chicken legs I will take them separate before dumping because fishing bony chicken for sauce rice mix is a pain.

>>346928 Yeah, now check my sick new ID.

>>346962 it is, metajannu told me I'm innocent and recognized my high school certificate.

>>346989 Lame.

>>346925 Crispy and delicious

>>346989 Nice id oddo

>>346996 I haven’t had a Rice Krispies in over 5 years

>>346906 Damn that’s a lot of Ibaraki bullying till then

check out this id bros

>>346928 My color sucks

>>347010 I don't know when the last time I had those

bros...

>>347059 bro?

>>347064 Nice flag

>>347064 Cute cheerleader Liz

Check my lukewarm ID.

>>347065 Anytime...

>>347075 Love!

>>347064 based and liz

>>347085 Th-thanks!

>>347097 >image got eaten again

Liz on Liz violence.

Got any bro's on your FC you think are extra cool?

Purple

>>347155 All my bros that log in throughout the day and use their AP? They're extra cool and soulful. >>347150

Summer Bargh...

>>347155 Yes but I won't name them...

>>347155 The best FCs are my best bros.

>>347170 Yay!

>>347155 Yes

>>347154 that so sad, we really live in a society

This is my Grand Order.

>>347187 Big

>>347062 I lost that gif...

>>347180 >split-SR hell again at least she gets a solo rate-up eventually if things go wrong

AIIIIEEEE

>>347252 Stop murdering my dino bros...

>>347250 I still don't have OG barg at NP5. Bob is NP13 though, thanks lasagna.

>>347264 Based on my personal experience with the matter Bob is 1000% more likely to appear than Barg is.

>>347268 For me it was vice versa

>>347264 Hopefully you have some leftover sq for her solo later this year, good luck to you bro.

>>347292 Thanks but I think I'm done rolling for specific SRs until the devs implement a pity for them. The last time I tried was for Sheba's rate-up and I ended up with NP4 Abby instead...

Kama Love!

>>347398 I'd love to have some extra fluffy time with her...

>>347252 Gimme

>>347439 Cute!

>>347363 Sexma...

>>346852 Are you still here? I could clear an inactive to make room.

>>347155 i actually have a couple of friends that i orbit now that i can stalk their ids. but i wont tell you who. hehehehe

Hmm

Woah, good ID color.

>>347155 Key and otome are my favorite bros.

>>347155 bros in my FC? Football Club?

>>347155 does my wife count or is that cheating

>>347493 >Key >The lock is (you) Gaaayyyy

>>347503 No.

>>347511 He's talking about sticking himself in you, anon. That's gay.

Lip love!

Secret Rain Claim SAVIOR technique! Remote flattening of human prostate! 1d20 = 20

>>347521 AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>347515 Don't care still my bro

Used a teapot in a normal node It's fucking over

>>347563 It's just 1

>>347457 Lewdma... >>347482 Nice ID

>>347565 It's a lot though

bond grail farming for kukulcan update: i dont keep track of apples but i've gotten probably like 400-500k bond on a lb6 freequest so i'm sure you could figure it out if you cared. first multi last night got nothing, the bond i farmed today got me a second multi which net me a copy of tlaloc. i forget what np level i had i still have like 120 golden apples and like 4 or 5 more servants that i could probably get to payout. angra hit bond 15, which is pretty nice.

>>347521 AEIEIEIEIEIEE faints

>>347582 She's useless if not NP2.

>>347605 so am i

>>347582 Godspeed, bro.... 🐍🐍🐍🐍

>>347521 It’s over…

>>347451 Nyo

heh

>>347658 The labels are wrong, Sader is the real one.

>>347653 Why does she need a comically large pair of scissors?

>>347658 Real >irrelevant Fake >still cherished to this day

>>347665 She has to find who killed her dad

>>347658 Grand Pretender Sader

>>347665 To cut the paper moon!

>>347764 Cute Tlaloc

>>347764 I'm going to alice...

What are some servants with huge soft fuckable titties

>>347834 Soft and saggy

I require mom love

>>347658 1d2 = 1 1 Saber 2 Sader

>>347846 Lip is for headpats and hugs.

>>347917 Lip is for fugs

>>347917 Lip is for hugs and fugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET7wb651VFI like big tits You see 'em on the street Left and right I like big tits (that's right) I try to look away but i can't resist Every time I try to call it quits Hear come some tits (That's a big 10-4; big tits) (Uh huh) I like big tits (uh huh)

>>347922 Didn't ass

>>347954 White rice too powerful

I really have no idea why

>>348026 she's probably being used as an onahole

>>348026 Account seller bots

>>348036 Honestly, I hope your death is slow and painful

>>348042 that's so mean

>>348051 Not mean enough. Hope you go to hell afterwards.

>>348051 >piss color ID >piss opinions Colormancy is real

bros would you consider a horse a pet or a vehicle

Drank a liter of soda today, so hydrated rn bros.

>>348151 Neither

>>348151 Never ask a horse girl this

>>348156 you have to pick one

>>348151 they're a means to an end

>>348151 drunk driving and drunk riding get you the same punishment in most european countries so they're definitely a vehicle

>>348154 Not even 24 hours after International Nurse Day (12th of May) and you're already betraying her smile...

>>348178 Catto

>>348178 *pat*

>>348183 I'm drinking water.

>>348151 That question is old as ages and the answer is >Depends on how the person sees the horse If horse is primarily used as a living vehicle and tool, then it leans towards that. If horse is kept and treated because the person just happens to really like the horses, then it is a pet. These however are not exclusive categories.

>>348197 International Nurse Day is celebrated on the 12th of May because it was Florence Nightingale's birthday. Yesterday was Nurse's birthday but /alter/ didn't praise her...

>>348203 I didn't know...

>>348203 I drank apple juice

>>348151 An athlete?

DOG THREAD

Good night, bros.

>>348248 Good night, bro.

>>348248 Good night Lipfriend.

When exactly is the Anni? Does the GSSR happen before or after maintenance? Aescing for her

sup bros, it's been a while

>>348280 >8th Anniversary 1st week of July. >GSSR, Destiny Order and Rain Witch Tonelico Right after maintenance, all at once.

>>348203 Someone mentioned it yesterday >>342987, but worry not I was drinking water in her honor all day, I even took a visit to the doctor's office.

>>348283 sup bro where you been?

>>348286 The maintenance happens earlier than usual, right?

>>348296 I'm not sure, it's not very friendly to Eurofriends so we just wait for the next day.

>>348308 I know, that's why I am aescing

>>348322 Worrying just makes it worse, Lipper.

>>348322 Go to the doctor you dumbass lipper

>>348289 It was my post too, I like that Head Nurse picture with the oath that she took. >>348322 Did something happen to your arm?

>>348332 its not "going to the emergency room at 10 pm" bad >>348333 it's sore on and off and unfortunately i had to carry groceries while it was on. might be my tendons.

>>348344 Soundslike munchhousen by proxy or lupus. anyways it needs to be operated.

>>348359 jokes on you amputating my arm will just let me get a cool robot arm

>>348322 eat your grapes

>>348366 !

>>348333 It's a very pretty picture. I'll definitely be keeping her in mind while I recover. I think I'll make some green tea now, I'm sure she would approve.

>>348366 >>348377 funny you should mention grapes. i had a dream a while ago that they added grapes as a gacha item and it didnt do anything and it was just a picture of grapes and i got mad in the dream that i got a whale wheel from getting spooked by grapes i made a mock up

>>348391 I like drinking green tea as well. Get well soon!

>>348151 pet

>>348151 Lunch

good night bros

>>348525 Horse meat is one of those things I keep trying and wanting to like but aquiring the taste eludes my tongue.

>>348394 Don't look in the previous thread bro...

>>348531 Nighty

Moving on up in the world.

>Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros >Good Morning Bros >Good Night Bros

>>348560 Good morning bro

>>348560 Goodbye bro....

>>348560 goOOOOD MOOORRRNIIIINNNGGGGG

>>348560 thats why I only wake up and go to sleep in the afternoon

Cute evening bros~!

>>348560 Good Moaning, Bro

Good night, bro.

>>348560 Bad morning/night, fag.

>>348554 Me if singles were worth shit

>>348560 The amount of thread presence announcement is rather out of hand and annoying for sure.

>>348560 I like these because it has helped me to determine who are USbros and who are EUbros

>>348531 good night bro

>>348554 should I get my NP1 Kuku to NP2?

>>348595 based filterlet

>>348599 If you want to, I like the sexy space airhead so I wanted to at least try for np2.

>>348599 If you intend to actually get damage out from her NP then yes (preferrably np3). If you just like kukus design and want to buster crit then Np1 is enough.

>>347844 how does wada do it...?

>>348599 a bit overrated gameplay wise desu

>>348602 Can fullchanx or whatever let me automatically ID filter anyone who posts a sadlip?

>>348599 Is it worth the stage 4 cancer?

>>348531 Gn

>>347468 hi

>>348539 i got tricked into eating it once and it was basically just shitty beef i was eating thin frozen slices for fondue so that probably didnt help

>Me when the 17th good morning of the day hits >It's 11:23 PM

>>348595 Says the dumb avatarfaggot

>>348645 It's more about the jerky and pastrami.

personally, I like good morning and good night posting...

>>348648 Yes

>>348647 bro, it's actually 10:43 PM

>>348648 The ID is the avatar.

>>348650 horse sausage is a pretty common thing where i live. not my kind of thing. now lamb is peak meat.

>>348644 Sending in a moment, Kama on All.

Good morning bros.

>>348687 accepted and locked!

>>348749 Thank you, locked back.

>>348704 Cats are innocent

>>348782 Couldn't have picked a more mischievous one...

cats?

>>348560 Bad afternoon?

Is it over, bros? Have we become a lostbelt?

>>348819 cats

>>348915 idk, this is the only place i visit though.

>>348915 No? Both threads continue to stay about equal speed

>>348915 No What are you picking from the SR ticket?

>>348915 This is the Storm Border, silly. Whatever is left back there after the bleaching isn't worth it.

>>348915 This is pretty standard dead week /alter/ bro

>>348915 No

>>348915 No? I post here, I check the other site once per thread at most

Translate it weebs.

>>349003 The pleasure of being cummed inside

>>349003 Male Master is such a cutie.

I'm up to no good... for real...

>>349014 No goghd...

>>348933 >>348955 >>348962 >>348976 >>348989 Good to know bros. I didn't mean to concern troll. Just thought we were slower than usual. >>348940 Probably another Bob copy, but who knows.

>>348915 It'll pick back up around OC1 anyway.

Don't worry about it

good night, bros.....

>>349037 GN!

>>349003 [spoiler]Girl: I made cum Guda 1 time yesterday Rin lookalike: (Only 1 time? What a loser) Did he felt good? Kadoc <- Master raped him that night Mash seethes[/spoiler] i.e. The pleasure of being cummed inside

>>348915 I'm personally not coming back, if this place dies I'm done with this general. I don't use halfchan for anything else anyways.

>>349037 Night night bro.

feels like half the posts here are good morning and good night posts

>>349037 Night night

>>349057 Sounds like someone didn't get a good morning or good night reply.

>>349057 Did you want a good morning, bro?

>>349057 Yea that sucks, I'd much rather see 500 AI slops, 1000 musashi armpits and a billion posts posts (made by the same seanigger) saying "kama..." while adding nothing to the thread in between my good morning and good night posts

I think I'll just wait til the next thread...

>>349077 For what?

>>349077 ... bro?

>>349077 Wait for what bro? Also cute nito *smooch*

we could always post what hmanga we just fapped to if you ever get tired of good mornings and good byes. do you want to do that?

>>347942 wheres the first pic from, image search gives me no results

I don't want you to tell me "good morning", because I'm not going to have a good morning. I don't want you to lie to me.

>>349124 i cummed to https://exhentai.org/g/3343348/dc5a4a82dc/ today

>>349124 For me, it's https://exhentai.org/g/3343348/dc5a4a82dc/

>>349132 >>349133 ...

>>349133 bro…

well anyways, i fapped to https://exhentai.org/g/3318325/8d3c758648/ the main girl is as stupid as a rock, but the art is hot

>>349129 Not to worry. I tell you good morning not as a lie to you, but as a lie to myself. And I'll do it again. Good night bro.

>>349143 i can’t read this…

>>349124 last one was "Kore haha, desu"