Isekai'd 2.0
You were just minding your own business when a fucking hollow appeared right under your ass. You got spat out of the new "Nexus Hollow" in New Eridu. A Hollow connecting to other dimensions. Bangboos led you to safety and after a few hours at the immigration office, you were free to go.
Roll your fate for what happens to you in the coming weeks.
1-3: Critical Failure: You have suffered too much ether corruption. You've become a very low level etheral, constantly mad about everything. Last thing you see is Miyabi's face looking at you with complete indifference as she slices through you during a routine cleanup. You wake up from a coma in your old life being in debt due to a massive medical bill.
4-16: Thiren Cocks: On the first day some cat thiren steals your wallet with all the papers in it. You run back to the immigration office but since thousands of people came through the Nexus Hollow, they don't remember you. You end up sucking off thirens in back alleys to survive.
17-24: Bardic Needle: After sending a ton of applications, the only shop hiring you is the Bardic Needle. Unsatisfied customers often throw the disks you just made into your face. And you have to listen to your boss saying "The joy this composition brings...is truly remarkable" on repeat.
25-36: Bellybog: You found a job at Belobog Heavy Industries. It's fucking hard work but sometimes your boss Koleda visits the site. And every time it's a tough challenge to not stare at her exposed tummy and not make her uncomfortable when she is talking to you..
37-49: The Coffin: You found a job at Random Play. Your two bosses seem really really strange. But the strangest thing is their dumb AI "Fairy". Recently it performed eye tracking on you and the way you looked at Corin was enough to earn you a written warning for your personnel file.
50-64: Karoshi: You may not end up sucking thiren cock all day but it's the New Eridu wage cage for you. You manage to get a job at one of the bigger companies. You are having a seemingly nice work place overlooking the New Eridu skyline. But who are you even? Does someone know? You work 80 hours a week only to get completely wasted on weekends. You are one verbal outburst on your chinchilla thiren boss away from rolling a 4-16.
65-74: Heaven: It was the Cunning Hare's bangboo Amillion who found you. They liked how you handled the situation and contacted you. Your new position is about making money for your new crew. And yes you are the only biological male in the group.
75-84: Obol Kino: You managed to pass all the tests to become a helicopter pilot for Obol Suqad. Trigger and Soldier 11 trust you with their lives since they know you always bring them in and out safely.
85-90: A fucking Proxy: Yeah smart guy. You somehow made it. Contact list full of able bodied pussy of all ages to collect favors from.
91-96: Boss: You are the CEO of TOPS. Board of directors will always approve of your decisions. It can get lonely up there but whoever you want will show up at your penthouse in 25 minutes or less.
97-99: Void Hunter: Countless times you've seen them holding up the signs reading "make me a baby" or simply "fuck me". And you've followed through often enough. It's part of the job.
100: Inheritor: You chuckle at the Void Hunter's attempts to stop the Black Wall. You are the Ether's source. You are the Creator and you've refined a lot of great disks. Your base is on the moon and you often wonder what to do with this world. Yeah you've won. You can stop it all and make everyone happy or keep going and make them all line up to you naked and on their knees.
If you won - give a statement of your plans.
>How to roll?
Copy paste this without the space:
/ roll{1d100}