Happy 100th thread bros

... Beautiful.

A color fit for a king!

100! Let's fucking go! Also it's up!

ANON'S WE ARE UP EARLY.

Can you advise them or not

Complete edition of Stellar blade is all sold out on key site that I always use.

Huh been a while since I got a triple Not anyone too exciting but I got Eve easy

20 pulls, thank you Kim I didn't even have to dip into my gem stash

>>536552 smh

SEX with CHOCOLATE NIKKES

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The way she's looking at me scares me.

>>536552 Just like that I'm skipping Eve and only getting Raven

WITNESS ME BWOS, AS I GET BLUE AND SKUNK WOMAN

Second ten, but then nothing for another two

>>536560 This anon is now a citizen of the Kingdom and have the rights to start playing the video game

>>536555 oh yeah, red ID for my wife stealing Eve's clothes

I fucking love Roam.

>>536565 gl

>>536560 congrats on your human rights, bwo

evenin' collab's tonight, right?

>>536565 TOOT FOR BLUE WOMAN

Hell yeah, first roll

>>536576 can it, moron

>>536565 TOOT

>>536552 Easy skip

being able to buy in bulk is not so bad

>>536581 fuck you

>Adam drawn in a realistic style instead of anime like the girls lol

150 rolls, nothing fuck off then

Damage report? 40 pulls to get one Eve and got a Mihara overspec on the way.

>>536597 Stop being such a lucklet

oh the collab is out right now??? I better update and roll how expensive are the skins?

>>536599 kill yourself

>>536576 it's up >>536565 toot

>>536591 but why do you have to toggle it each time you enter the shop wtf

>>536552 >no advise even on their own collabslop unit For what reason

>>536601 >how expensive are the skins? what do you mean? same as always?

>first rock Now would you look at that!

>>536607 My guess is you can't advise them because either they're not a nikke or because they don't stay in your world. Some retarded shit like that

>>536610 Lock that elemental damage in immediately

>>536609 yeah but like how many are there gonna be

new button in store so you don't have to hear poopee's and centi's voice line a million times

>>536612 >They're not a NIKKE Meaningless distinction >they don't stay in your world writing issue

i just wanted to MLB Eve...

>>536616 Purchase all? Who the fuck can afford that?

>>536615 have you tried opening your eyes to read the OP?

>>536625 >read

>>536625 i don't want to scroll all the way up

>>536628 Then click the Top button. You have no excuse.

>>536574 >>536579 >>536588 >>536603 No blue woman or Diesel, but I got skunk woman. I consider this a success

>>536631 i'd still have to scroll back down, dude

>>536612 I mean, Red Hood and Crown both have advises and they take place during that little time they were traveling together with the Counters... They could've just done the same here

Where the fuck is the third can

>>536615 two pass skins and two gacha skins, but one gacha skin is the scarlet skin they're giving away with the game

>>536636 You know there is a bottom button too right?

3 multis

Naisu, sadly no maids Is K good for something or just a meme?

toots from last thread worked

is eve worth pulling from a metaslave pov?

I got it in 8, but i had some tickets. My gems are safe (for now)

S gacha free entries >1x rock >15x yellow kits >200x manufacturer boxes >5x blue tix I just used all my luck before pulling, isn't it? Anyway thanks Yan I love you

How many GBs for the update?

>>536656 6.6-7.2

>>536648 Adam is an enemy of Roam? hate him

>>536656 Was like ~6 for me on PC

>>536656 It was 8GB for me

>>536656 no GBs, i'm downloading it right now, it's 6540 MB

>Read Eve's first bond episode >Adam talks more than Eve I'm sure rolled for this, that was exactly what I wanted to see.

>>536660 no, roam doesnt know what a beard is adam gets a bit offended of roam trying to shave it off

>>536668 You're joking, right?

How come Dolla and Yan's shops don't get a purchase all button. This Rupee bias from the devs is palpable.

nice

>>536634 nice

shit character, don't pull

>first 10 pull Is this compensation for fucking up scarlets costume code for ps5 players like me?

>85k to 20k for 1 copy I fucking hate you kim

>All this new stuff >I still have to do fucking Kraken SHIFT UP GIVE ME A SKIP BUTTON RIGHT AWAY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

>>536692 Sorry for eating your luck

>150 rolls >no Eve >only two SSRs I just KNEW they were going to skew the rates, should have just ticketed from the start

>>536687 What about Raven?

46 tickets and about 30k gems but I got her to mlb hopefully i'll get luckier with raven

>>536703 Sniffy licky

I did get Modernia a few days ago I hope my luck's not been dried up when I roll...

>>536700 You realize that's already well above average luck right? I got even luckier though

first 10 for eve butt bwowowos

<100th thread To many more ahead!

eva collab 3: asuka overspec thoughts?

It's funny because Kim said this wasn't just an advertisement for Stellar Blade but when Eve can't even be Advised how can it be viewed as anything but a simple advertisement?

>retconned collab characters being Gatekeeper dreams Noooo I wanted to keep zapping out of existence every character who believed we were sending them home...

>>536718 Here here

>>536696 my wife is so erotic...

>>536725 >>retconned collab characters being Gatekeeper dreams HOW?!

bitch couldn't come when it was her turn, now shows up on the first tenner

>>536719 Anon, the Reze's Movie is coming.

My lobby feel a bit sluggish since the update and I'm not sure why

50 pulls so far Red Rapi dupe Cindy dupe Doro dupe Two copies of school brownie and one Eve What a kingly account.

Raven waiting room

i got her on my first 10, raven is going to milk me dry

>>536737 Same

>Eve's bond story is just the counters and her group sitting around and plot dumping each other about their own world. Holy shit I didn't expect much and still found myself disappointed.

>>536734 She was just playing hard to get

>200 pulls and this green nigger bitch didn't show up >no rocks >minigame is the most cancerous piece of shit yet never been this close to uninstalling

>>536737 >loading is now faster >lobby menu now freezes after every action You rike?

Got her in 20 rolls. Not lookiing forward to raven. unsure if i want to MLB

>70 pulls >only got one SSR other than Eve At least it was Mihara, but that's some shitty luck right there.

>5 multis >1 x Maido Anchor >1 x Eve >1 x Rapi Rojo I think I got away pretty easily on this one. Bonus Snow Wife in the regular banner.

Relic Day 1 Stellar Bros... I think this is the only one...? Also sorry for being too late. I thought the maint ended 1 hour later

>>536623 It enables a checkbox on each item to buy what you want in one go, shitty label name though.

>>536762 I had to look for the relic on my own because of you...

>>536734 >>536749 THIS IS THE FUCKING 5TH ARCANA IN A 270 TICKET ROLL AND STILL NO K I'M MAD

>>536762 Thanks relic pervert

finished my dailies, time to slowly enjoy my pulls

First pull! Woo-hoo!

>>536768 Enjoy your new wife

>>536762 Thanks relic slut

>>536762 thanks late relic bitch

I'm buying

ok the game is too laggy for me to play i shall wait for a fix

Is Roam supposed to be that big?

Roam sounds more feminine then i would have imagined.

>>536783 My union is complaining about it, hope they didn't fuck up with something

>>536782 HOLY

Bootiful

triple pilgrim nice!

>>536677 because it wouldn't work with the popup that asks you how many of the item you want to buy

>>536794 How's it in motion? Does it jiggle a bit?

>>536791 its not game breaking or anything but like other anons said, the lobby is laggy and even clicking on other things is rough too just very annoying (i dont have a shit computer)

>>536796 EXPLODE

Wait, if you get all Eve skins in nikke what skin do you get from Scarlet Blade complete edition then?

cool the game also freezes and stutters too will these nigger gooks ever manage to do anything right?

>>536801 Yes >>536796 Damn, that's rare

>>536801 If you have a nikke you can preview their lobby ingame by holding down the button

>>536787 it talked about transporting a statue so maybe?

>>536668 I just did, and that's not true.

>>536787 Roam (or the same model) was in OZ, you know.

>>536805 centi nier summer's high

>>536805 the complete edition of stellar blade gives you the Scarlet racist gacha skin, bwo. try reading

kek

Fucking finally. What the hell is wrong with you Milk?

>>536824 why is there black mold on his face?

>get eve in first 10 pull >do another 10 pull why do I never have this luck with regular nikkes the fuck also green for Eve

>>536830 kill yourself

>>536824 He looks like the Skyler White yo guy

>>536824 Looking a bit chuddy

>>536824 Strongest Asian man vs Weakest Ark Chad

>>536834 Wow, rude Anyways I have Eve MLB now, I got a Flora and a Crust in the next 20 pulls, then the last copy of Eve on on the 50th

>>536846 kill yourself faggot

my client is very slow today :)

>>536824 >The strongest Naytiba of all lol

>>536824 >>536835 lmao

>Was considering getting Eve's pass skin because the outfit looks good from the front >Shooting pose is by far the worst one among all 4 skins Oh...

>>536862 yeah default and free are the best

What are the soda cans?

>>536822 I didn't expected them to sell pre-order bonus. That's why I got confused. >>536824 lol

>>536830 ShiftUp is readying your shipment as we speak

81 pulls for 1 copy. Got baited by Volume and Mast (not maid) along the way

>>536737 >>536752 Outpost too, I had mini freezes after every single dispatch

>>536869 >I didn't expected them to sell pre-order bonus it's not a pre-order bonus. as long as you buy and claim it before december, you get it

>ran out of selectors >no SR AR doll Fuck, I thought dolls wouldn't be an issue after a while

>>536871 I'm fully prepared for Raven to drain both my balls and my stash

>>536880 >have two selectors >no blue AR doll

huh? Roam is a female robot? this is the first time Roam is voiced, right?

>>536898 Weird huh, I always thought Roam was a dude Guess we're going to have some bow chicka bow wow with her

Ok, the bond story of Eve is more akin to an introduction >This is what happened in our world >This is what our world is like >Fairly similar situations >Eve and Counters go collect scrap >Eve shows her abilities and combat capabilities Also, Eve is very obedient.

>>536898 MY BOY ROAM IS A GIRL? WHAT

Has there been a single collab story that's actually been good? I've always just skipped them.

>>536909 So, basically, this is a teaser to the event story

Hello Commanders! RIKKERZ (25835) has 1 open spot we’re looking to fill with an active member. We’re a casual NA union all about having fun and doing your best without being stressed about it. Newcuties, oji-sans, and everyone in-between are welcome to join. Those who have particularly discerning taste with a fondness for the Replace squad are especially encouraged to join. We are also: discord free, teamspeak free, matrix free, steam group free, twitch whispers free, xbox-live party chat free, zoom free, teams free, slack free, skype free, myspace free, facebook messenger free, Instagram free, snap-chat free, telegram free, whatsapp free, Ventrilo free, mumble free, xfire free, ICQ free, wechat free, kakao talk free, QQ chat free, LINE free, MSN messenger free, IRC free, omegle free, chaturbate free, AOL messenger free, blue sky free, second life free, and VK free. Please either have nikg in your self-introduction or a rare-grade nikke reference on your profile so I know it’s one of you looking to join in. You don't have to keep it that way once you're in and are free switch back if you wish. Cheers to sexy stellar babes and good gacha luck!

>>536909 >Also, Eve is very obedient. relevant to my interests

>>536880 Convert some of your your 300 purple SMG dolls into a selector

>>536918 I applied!

>>536898 >>536903 I can hear the artists hard at work

>they keep translating "vernier" to "calipers" when they're clearly talking about vernier thrusters bruh

>>536923 >300 purple SMG dolls hacker?

>just saw Centi's pass skin >that tan >highleg holy shit my penis Wonder who else is going to show up for the summer event since we're getting this plus the nier swimsuits

>>536941 she's literally a porn actress now

>>536941 why does she have tan lines there if she wears her bottoms higher now?

>>536944 That's fine because she's my exclusive porn actress for my personal use.

>scarlet mention I'm going to kyoani shit up if they don't give us pilgrim/pioneer summer, unless that snoh episode is it.

>>536951 yeah, you can watch all day as I fuck her continously

This shit is so fucking annoying and misleading. You can buy the Scarlet thing but you won't get the skin https://x.com/StellarBlade/status/1932925309512528030 I understand them not wanting people to pay $10 for a $60 skin but honestly don't include it as an option then.

>>536941 holy fuck you can see her pussy lips

>>536955 I think those are her ass fangs

>>536960 >>536955 her pussy lips are packed into a small bulge inside the panties, so technically you can see them or at least their shape

thank you privaty

>>536960 yeah the blue part dumbass

blessed gaytix, maybe I should buy Stellar Blade

>>536962 i don't see any definition there

>>536941 Probably absolute

Holy fuck the game lags HARD Literally near unplayable, what a disgrace

>>536973 I was just thinking about it This skin reminds me of the scrapped mighty tools member that was leaked early on, Acre or something. Anyone have that?

>>536971 it's not a cameltoe which means she has no innie, she has big meaty flaps that tightly overlap when she tucks them into underwear but when you unwrap that double McHam they softly flop to the side, revealing the pink insides and they can cling to your shaft nicely

>>536976 Acre was just generic hyullaface in a yellow bikini She didn't look particularly finished, I assumed the body was a placeholder or a base to draw stuff on top of

>>536974 Combat and event is smooth but lobby, outpost, etc. is a mess since the update. What did these gooks do to the game, never experienced frames this low and unresponsive UI like this before

remember to do the challen mode

What the fuck is with the hitching while clicking any menu or confirmation box or scrolling my nikkes.

Look I know they tried to make this work on phones but jesus fucking christ, look at this.

>>537000 she looks so chinky...

I don't like the controls in the minigame

>>537000 It plays like absolute shit too. They could have done a kino fishing game instead.

>>537000 yeah she doesn't look great in the minigame the gameplay for it seemed meh to me as well, don't know if i'd call it the worst minigame or not

Drake would say that

>>537009 >worst minigame I already know it'll be not a mini-game I'll enjoy to play every day

>they Chibi'd the Nike statue cute

>>536515 I took a look at Raven in Stellar Blade and she seems like a totally different character, mannerism aside. The hair especially, they are pitch black and almost wavy in SB while they are dark blue and straight in Nikke. Does she have different looks throughout the story or what?

*sucks pacifier villainously*

SEX WITH DRAKE! SEX WITH DRAKE! SEX WITH DRAKE!

this mini game plays like ass

Good afternoon /nikg/. I love Red Hood! Oh, and Eve is here too.

>>536898 i will headcanon Roam as a dude with a girl voice, like anime shotas

>the moment I read the message, our vacation will end kek

>>537051 SSK becoming increasingly aware of what will trigger events is lowkey amusing to me at this point.

>>537054 I'm waiting for the event where SKK just stares at the door, knowing someone will *zing* in because things are too calm

>>537060 The fact that there is a small arc of him putting up notes saying he's not in is great. He's slowly growing more and more unhinged with each event.

>>537069 >Flora sees the "i'm not here" note >"Bullshit, Blossom is always here" >throws away the note

This edit looks less uncunny than original head.

jane stellar blade is human? huh?

>>537072 >"Blossom, someone is lying about you." >SSK just gives the greatest of sighs. The man's life at this point is a 50/50 mix of nearly dying on the surface and helping the girls with their nonsense. At least the latter part gets him laid.

Why does SU keep trying to give people the wrong idea of what kind of game NIKKE is by making all the collabs sanitized 0 pandering slop?

>Memories Teller who comes up with this shit...

>>537074 That's good shit anon, you made my day.

they did eleg dirty kek

>>537101 Koreans hate fat people

>>537101 Oh no no no

>>537101 now that's fucking rude

>>537101 Eggers... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oDJDHmPhY

>>537101 there's nothing to fix

>take whale's spot in SP arena >whale takes it back in 4minutes Do people actually have scripts to tell when they lose their spot?

>>537117 Yes

lose weight fatass

>>537125 i'm trying

The ass jiggle is insane on Eve. Anyone have a webm?

>>537125 nyo

>>537125 Nope, I'm gonna keep boozing till I die.

>>537125 Already did. Losing anymore would mean losing muscle.

>>537125 im 100lbs

>>537152 Someone get this man a cake.

What would be better for mod 40% Ammo and 5 % atk or 10% atk. I do have two other ammo lines.

I'm getting filtered by the minigame bros...

>>537152 eat a sandwich, bonyass stickman

Good night smooch

Roam is the true star of this event.

Gorgeous and serene Like the majestic ocean-- Beauty hiding might. I love my wonderful wife S, glad she finally got a skin for her present self... but I would have preferred a skin that's farming-related, like a little sunhat and a basket

>>537185 true. Roam love!

>still no ass webms /nikg/ has fallen...

>>537201 open your eyes, bro >>536703

Where are the drinks, we need a drinkbro

>>536552 Does Raven have advsing?

only the centi skin has been datamined so far? i just got home from drinking

>>537214 no abnormal has ever had it before, and Eve doesn't, so extremely unlikely.

>>537219 we also know who the next nikke is

I'm actually enjoying the writing of this event so far. Its pretty fun.

New Nikke leaked (allegedly). Thoughts?

>>537238 looks like she needs correction 💢💢💢

>>537238 She certainly loves accessories

>>537101 Fuck fatfucks

>>537238 >Retard yes yes yes Not a fan of that hair tho

>>537238 stop

>may your rolls be cursed >Eve in 10 >mlb in 40 It's that ez

>>537238 Looks fun

>>537238 i hope her squadmate is a TSA agent that randomly selects me for cavity searches

>>537238 Impregnate all mesugakis

>>537248 okay, I'll spend all my gems on it

>>537259 >spend all your gems If you're a lucklet, don't

>>537238 Is she going to be the next member of Marian's squad? Also damn whatever happened to that MMR loli that also got leaked

>>536710 >luck Modernia is basically obsolete

>>537271 It is good luck Because I love Marian

>>537263 it's a new squad, apparently

>>537134 I made a quick clip

So they're finally willing to put effort into an ass jiggle when it's a not for (You) character but Noir gets screwed for no reason? nooticing

The Admire?

Hagarella

>Gluttered loading time John Carmack would be disappointed of these gooks.

what the fuck are these mini-game controls

30 pulls for Eve and this from standard banner

do you think Eve beat the Maiden fishing minigame?

>Unlock Overdrive >Have to Alt+4 to use it Ass

>>537238 w-why she smiling at me like THAT?

Bros what the actual fuck is this shit? This mirror is so clear, Cinderella uses it to look at herself after taking a shower. This is awful.

>>537238 Apparently her name's Sora https://x.com/Nikkeposting/status/1932871255834722411

>>537338 You get a better version if you use Alt+F4

Is Eve good? Any SS?

>>537346 Wow Mast is getting another alt.

>>537348 Her ass is good

>>537346 >Drilley >Hammering >Diesel >Soline >Poli >Quiry >Etc >Sora Bravo Kim

Mini game is easy as well

wtf when did the update happen? fuck shiftup and their time zone

>>537379 Ching chong bing bong land is 1 day in the future, always assume whatever date they set is 1 day ahead of us westerners.

>>537379 Maintenance ended like 30 mins ahead of schedule

oh, so she is in the event

>>537404 where did she come from lol

>Just got home from work >Expected to see "Maintenance 700 hours remaining" >It's actually up Holy shieeeet

>>537404 I miss when Rupee was the one who the devs kept shoving everywhere.

>>537389 more like 1.5 hours before schedule

>>537419 No, it was 30min

4 rocks... but i dont WANT rocks

funny how the servers went up at the same time as our 100th thread

man, wtf are these jankass controls on the minigame

S feel naked to me without her hat

Figuring out that you can just move Eve with WASD instead of dragging the cursor made it playable for me. You can also just click the burst and beta skills with your mouse.

>>537463 I just wish i knew how to dodge and Block properly.

>>536515 redowloading for this sexbomb. how many freeshit they gave away? how feasible for me to get her?

>>537473 Her banner is in 7 days. Do you already have an account? If not you can always reroll until you get her, shouldn't be too hard

>>537238 STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT that smile at 2nd pic remind of that Ryza doujin

>>537477 yeah, i started around the end of rezero collab, took a break for couple of months since dailies were getting too tedious, too much clicking

>lag everywhere >system error Ok Kim you won, i'm going to stellar blade

>Find passcode by accident >It's all in Greek >forgot it already What the fuck

>>537485 Press hint retard

wtf

>>537483 Try your luck then. EVE is looking good too

>>537473 Her banner isn't up yet, you've got some time to farm resources

>>537497 ok next rolls not so bad

I'm actually really liking the minigame I feel like my skills with the real game translate over a bit

>>537483 >took a break rip. how long did you play for? unless you have characters on there you care about, you might be better off starting a new account

>>537513 wouldn't be so bad if you could remap the keys or just plug a controller

I want to MLB Eve and Raven. I want all the upcoming costumes for Eve and Raven and I want Scarlets Gacha skin, but Summer is right around the corner and so is the Nier rerun. Fuck. I'm expecting another kid so I can't be dumping all this cash into Nikke right now.

she's good right?

Rapi get down! There's a nikke flirting with SKK!

>>537525 >I'm expecting another kid ojisan general

>>537540 This would be absolutely perfect if it was capped off with >Anyway.

>>537544 Why am i black

>>537563 I'm not black. I'm an Adeptus Astartes of the Salamanders chapter hailing from the deathworld Nocturne. Obviously.

Isn't this part of the lyrics of Raven's theme song? I thought it was just some gibberish at first

>>537563 you haven't been unlocked yet

Only 24 pulls on my f2p account, that's a relief

>>537582 pretty sure the lyrics of Raven's theme song is just gibberish

Everyone, lend me your energy!

>>537651 toot

>>537651 tooters, I also need a few