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A man goes to see a doctor about terrible headaches he has had for most of his adult life.
The doctor isn’t sure what is going on, so he arranges a scan. The scan comes back as normal, so the doctor refers the man to a neurologist who is also unable to find a cause, though he does offer some advice.
“I did meet one man who had similar headaches, the only thing that helped was having his testicles surgically removed.” he explains.
Exasperated, the man goes home to his wife. “Well they are really getting you down, you don’t think it might be worth considering?”.
After a few weeks the man concedes and goes in to have both testicles removed. He wakes up in the recovery area and gets dressed to go home. Miraculously, the headaches have gone!
The man skips out of the hospital and into his car. On his way home he is celebrating this revelation, and the start of a new, headache-less chapter of his life.
Giddy with happiness and relief, he decides to buy a new suit. “If I feel the part, I might as well look the part too” he thinks to himself.
He goes to a fancy tailor who begins to measure him up: “Inside leg...31 inches...waist...34 inches....”
“No” interrupts the man “I’m a 30 inch inside leg, always have been.”
The tailor raises an eyebrow and replies:
“Sir, we can cut it to that size but you might find it pinches your balls and gives you headaches.”