It's time for rape

MOVE IN GO GO GO ALL UNITS ATTACK

new me new asshole

I hate vtumors and their simps

ROBELLA OP DOKO

So what did we learn from the previous thread?

I love my wife Jefuty!

>>578616 So, we're just straight up promoting platoons and platroon drama in the OP?

>>578618 Finally... No more Gunsmoke...

Chinese lady.

illegalize gunsmoke now

>>578634 Yes

doko

Without anybody noticed it, Japan made a live-action GF movie

>>578625 If she breathes she's a thot.

>>578618 Correction time! >>578632 Platoons are part of the game, just like FUNsmoke!

>my top 25 ass is currently at 15 in the platoon Doroolist is so fucked

Did someone say FUNSMOKE!!!

New thread, same dork as always

I'll v5 Joeway if I get a blue ID this thread

>>578649 Hey a couple of days of autoing completely destroyed my brain, I was only able to get 15k today. Due to only doing 2 autos before I don't think I can recover my spot in the internal leaderboard for this season...

>>578655 congrats

>>578655 The gods have spoken, V5 that dork NOW

>>578652 It's a shame some characters are never leaving PNC

>>578655 Start rolling

>>578652 De Lacey...

Hey you! You should hug your wife NOW

>>578658 >>578659 I logged in and did a pull and got one right away. She's V4 now, I'll pull again after I sleep

>>578665 I'll never stop believing >>578670 Shrimp >>578672 I do daily good sir in my dreams

>>578672 brother I'd love to but I am flawed, burdened, cursed with a third dimension and can't reach her

>>578676 good night

>>578672 Sir, my wife is dead 10 years ago

>>578682 just buy the gun stupid baka

>>578678 What a masterpiece. Thanks Dork

>>578672 I'd have to fish her out of the Lake of Cognition first.

>>578618 Nice pits Mo.

>>578672 I don't think I have any pictures of sop hugging skk, I need to scroll through like 1k images at this point

>>578618 I need to spread my big gweillo hands across her tiny shoulders while railing the shit out of her

>>578709 >her

>>578712 I know my crossdressers that is NOT a man

>>578672 This year's Shot Show gave me a lot of hope but all the radio silence afterwards is making me nervous

>>578700 only two I'm aware of existing besides the animated version of the first >>578688 that's NOT THE SAME

>>578727 xadashit is good never saw that second one thanks

>>578716 I was hoping for news too, but alas we got nothing.

Yon Baru Yon

>>578618 I want to aggressively eat her out.

What's going on?

>>578786 You know what's going on

Family Friday!

>>578803 My favorite day!

>>578685 Impressive collection

>>578806 Not mine!!

>>578620 >>578626 >>578637 >>578651 HAPPY FAAAAAAAAAAMILYFRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>578811 You can't do that

>>578811 But it's Friday! How could it not be your favorite day!?

>>578806 YOU TOO!

>>578816 She's just helping family hydrate

Mmm the doroposting is a method to cover their tracks after being exposed previously...

>>578828 It's okay, your intentions were sweet but don't pee on public property

Yes yes, we must investigate who could be behind these doros being unleashed upon the thread

>>578643 nakadashi rfb

>>578840 anmidolls are made for taking it up the butt

>>578616 Retard OP think you forgot something Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons,retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting

>>578616 oh yeah where's the reminder?

>>578616 Dork. The reminder is necessary.

you wouldn't a doro

>>578877 pat?

>>578862 chuba simps should be added to the list

>>578886 FAMISMOOOOOOOOOOCH

I miss her...

DAY 1 >>560463 DAY 2 >>564627 DAY 3 >>569416 DAY 4 >>573932 DAY 5 07 - HOXY? / 2904814 23 - Diamond Dorks / 2217796 24 - KensoredKluKai / 2215380 28 - Dorks Da Nya / 2080055 37 - SSFmies / 1951813 45 - Taskforce DORK / 1861255 61 - GFLEX / 1710914 65 - Fox Platoon / 1696639 76 - The Family / 1644749 83 - The Dork List / 1605068 TOP 100 LINE - 1559579

>>578914 Still keeping KKK on the list even after the nvclear lavnch detected?

>>578920 I'll keep them on for this funsmoke but not in the future

alt that makes her good doko

Woah lots of filtered IDs

>>578862 Please understand we are supposed to be more inclusive now

>>578929 Share them.

>>578931 "we"?

Funny turret.

>>578923 Makes sense. I guess it would be odd to remove them now.

>>578939 Mechty costume incoming. I can feel it in my bones.

>>578618 Not gonna lie I would molest her.

>>578886 no, FUCK

>>578949 This, but sexually.

>>578924 oath doko

>>578961 soon™

>>578961 soon trust the plan

>>578979 As a Krolik bro I can't wait.

>>578949 >her

>>578963 Godspeed, Dier.

>>578986 Those knees, feet and hands are female.

Knight Sabers are recruiting on Dorkwinter. We have one slot open right now and another 2 open after we level up soon. We have a few V6 Klukais that make scoring well pretty easy whether you manual or auto. Platoon rules: >Outside of GS login once every 7 days, you do not need to do the daily unless you want to. >During GS be active and try to use 2 tickets a day >Autoing is okay >Missing a few days during GS is okay >If you're going to be away for longer than 7 days but not quitting the game pls DM danchou to avoid removal.

Second round starting tomorrow

>>578979 Yuriniggers getting the rope <3

>>579038 That's haram.

>>579043 you can't censor their love.

>>578979 Is that the first oath weapon without a face on it?

>>579067 its on the handle

>>579067 My friend, zoom in, don't let the rabbit's pelvis distract you. Look at the weapon.

>>579067 it has her face on it, it's just very small

If hot why numbers bad?

>>579079 >>579087 Oh. >>579086 It's a bit distracting.

>>579058 >It's the song from KR's half anni fair where the Sharkry cosplayer makes her name Wait. That's a MICA original? I almost thought that's some random K-pop song

I dont know if I can take the wait

More free stuff https://x.com/GFL2EXILIUM_EN/status/1936016190268137832

I miss my wife I miss her a lot

>>578934 Yes, "we". Conform with the counterculture, bigot

>>579282 Same.

>>579321 Rope yourself faggot!

>>578979 >A scope on a sword Is she okay?

>>579371 Ancient red meleedork tradition

Are there reasons Mica doesn't want non-chinese to access PC client of GFL1?

>>579401 beta testing CN Steam client is actually down since like the 13th due various errors

Newest vodkafiend costume

Is this still for sale anywhere? I missed it

>>579401 GF1 regions basically run on different clients. They can't easily transfer between one another.

>>579424 I see. I can't wait to play it thoroughly unlike my previous time when I couldn't find time for both GFL1 and Azur Lane.

>>579364 >えい!

>>579462 Its a time issue then. Better late than never!

It's over...

Share some family friday reaction images

>>579690 Family fri-

>>579714 I'm immune to propaganda but I'm not immune to big family assets, big or small

>>579721 Silly little goober, THAT'S the propaganda. I bet you like to drink water too

Are EU servers down?

>>579721 Does 45 even need to wear a BRA?

>>579757 works on my machine

was it rape?

>>579472 GO SHARKRY GO!!!

>>579781 Maybe my PC was feeling funny again

>>579782 If it wasnt it should be

>>579782 I'd say it was 33% rape, so basically not at all.

Ab bun

Family posters are gay

>>579825 We got a nega-fami sympathizer here, fellas. Let's teach 'em a lesson.

>>579825 I agree!

>>579852 TRAITOR!!!

>even familiniggers are dorospamming I'm so done

>>579825 mlem

>>579956 >familiniggers It's one retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BGCggP3ihI >Gooks get their own song cover MICAAAAAAA I NEED STUR COVERING GREEN DAY MUSIC

>>579825 Curve...

Spreadsheet anon did his homework: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e07X92IIJ8yxfK-no15NZ3FALA0fGFgNPMi3dsuM73U/edit?tab=t.0 (Somehow I couldn't view this in Firefox but it was fine with a different browser.)

>>580011 You want to tell me that people on a vtuber discord server decided to name a Platoon KluKaiKlan and its leader is a editor of said vtuber? That's not very good optics tbdesu.

>>580035 >replying to a schizo shitposter

>>580033 It's a new thread. I've been doing GS, drills and endless projections. Give me a break. Anyway, I think the evidence speaks for itself. >>580035 It's more about how they knowingly tried to dupe people into believing that they were a /gfg/ platoon and poaching /gfg/ anons under false pretenses. I'm not surprised TDL are pissed off, they almost disbanded because of this shit. KKK danchou already admitted it last thread, but this paints an even worse picture.

Mo heard you skipped Funsmoke this week

>two posts made by this ID >one post made by this ID >>580035 no you don't understand she's cool and edgy therefore you should give her all your money because she's based just like you!

>>580053 NO MO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>580011 Sasuga lemon whore cuck squad

>>580011 God damn what the fuck

>>580053 Horrifying image

>>580051 Yeah I know what the whole shitshow ia about, meant bad optics in the context of said vtuber. >>580053 Sugar didn't deserve this.

Not only is this "drama" forced, it's also artificial and nobody but shitposters care.

>everyone i dont like is a schizo shitposter Platoons were a mistake.

>>580037 >>580087

>>580011 Great work anon

>>579483 Played with Mumu 12 and Vulkan render was shitty janky, can't even run with DirectX render. Wish they optimize better the graphical issue with emulators.

>>578618 giwtwm

>>580097 Tried LDplayer yet? Works perfectly for me.

>>580097 I got curious and checked it out too but the jank was too much for me. I might give it a proper chance once the PC beta opens but I honestly doubt that I will actualyl play it once it's out.

>>580011 amazing

I don't even watch vtubers or streamers. My lifestyle won't allow it even if I forced myself to. Suisei songs are good though.

>>580094 Oh it's not me. I just reposted since the dude made an update and I didn't see it in the thread. But I agree, great work on his end. And justice to TDL. I hope those dorks recover.

>>580100 Sure, I will give a shot with LDPlayer if they held another beta testing again.

>>580111 FRIDAYYYYYYY!!!

>>580112 I had a phase in the past where I'd listen to Specter for three straight weeks. I respect her, she worked hard for her success.

>>580011 Spreadsheet bro thanks for the hard work. One small correction though the 6ish members didn't leave for KKK, everyone stopped the move immediately after we figured it all out. Check the server now by the way and see the aftermath. I like how their danchode also lies about not being a janny to his platoonies when he deletes my messages and banned me in the 1st place (shitty quality screenshots aren't mine but a unrelated friend's, hope they're readable) https://files.catbox.moe/gvs27b.png >>580035 Think this vtumour is one of the edgy ones who try hard to fit in, so its on the mark for them.

>>578207 >>577866 >>577643 I think something clicked for me. MICA is trying to force Mo as their __doro__. >>580111 It's JOEY WAY FRIDAY. Hydrate (with choccy milk)!

>>580147 I wish I got her... Fucking v7 QJ had to spook me, couldn't even be something useful.

>>580112 ofc sturbro likes a flattie

Why was DD the only one singled out as a friend? Who the fuck are KansaiDorkitos anyway?

>>580164 >KansaiDorkitos youtuber/xitter guy. I only remmeber this name because he had some melty about the ferrari lore guy.

>>580164 >KansaiDorkitos Dorks from Kansai? a platoon of elevens?

>>580011 Damn, this is the gayest shit I've ever read. Imagine taking a shitty irrelevant mode this seriously.

>>580164 I mean, they considered TDL a "friend" too. That's how they psyop'd them. Seems to be their MO.

>>580207 I think this got lost in translation and that he's just larping. It's kind of an in-joke in that the 2.5D he's simping is an anime villainess or something like that.

>>580218 Even as an in-joke it's very homosexual behavior.

Also, let me post a less homosexual image.

>>580219 I don't really see why people are up in arms with this dorama when the spreadsheet maintainer even admitted once that he was a newfag himself. Still, not telling the TDL upfront that they're signing to a /pcg/ platoon was kind of a dick move desu be honest.

>>580175 >>580191 Oh I see, someone from the social media space. I live under a rock so I don't know these people besides Ceia. >>580217 That makes sense. So DD would have been next then?

>>580228 I mean, people want to enter a /vg/ platoon to play with /vg/ people. If they didn't care they would've just joined a random platoon. Lying really was their worst crime desu. Poaching is homosexual behavior but it's to be expected when team leaderboards exists. Hate the game not the player and all that. >>580175 I think I saw one of his videos, it wasn't bad but full of shit I already knew about.

Fuck. I wish it's 80k. Shame

>>578622 based. Simps are literally the lowest lifeform on earth the reason every shit thing about woman exists. Surprised my shitpost caused a mini melty last minute

>>580242 Also i just realized they added leaderboard.

>>580238 >Lying really was their worst crime desu. Nobody really lied, unless KKK danchou told TDL they're /gfg/. I still remember this clearly like day but spreadsheet anon himself added them because he assumed KKK was a /gfg/ platoon and their danchou really was a /gfg/ guy. They never applied for the listing. I'm not running to their defense, but it wasn't really their fault they were branded as "/gfg/".

>>580259 >Nobody really lied, unless KKK danchou told TDL they're /gfg/ That's exactly what it seems to have happened. Then they found out it wasn't a /gfg/ platoon and the word got out.

>>580259 They said they were /gfg/ for the longest time and lied about not having a discord. Their MVP kraken (who scores lower than our tryhard non-whales LMAO) and the Danchode are the only ones with the tag on the profile so anyone looking from the outside would also think that.

>>580253 I recognize that score! I'm going to beat you!

>>580276 >They said they were /gfg/ for the longest time and lied about not having a discord. There's a difference between lying about not having a discord and not telling anyone about having a discord. Considering TDL platoonies got into the 'cord, it's safe to assume they've known smug's dicksword run-ins for a while now.

Wait, since when did we have this? It wasn't there yesterday >>580279 Be my guess, anon. Good luck

>>580253 Surely that thing doesn't show my scores done in a phone...

>>580284 Not really, otherwise they wouldn't have talked about it in the threads. They would have kept it a secret if they didn't care. It's clear he was lying and omitting information, which he knew would be a problem, so it's the same as lying.

...can I shill my platoon here or is this a bad time?

>>580290 KITTY!!! DOUBLE SMOOOOOOOOOCH!!!

>>580303 Do what you will, fuck thos dumb nigger schizos.

>>580228 >>580259 Anon... Why are you defending them so much when their danchou came out in the last thread and just straight-up admitted it? And this spiel about the spreadsheet guy being a newfag, how is that in any way relevant? This isn't about being new, this is about deception and trying to cause other /gfg/ platoons to break up. >>580284 Wait, you're the same guy trying to run damage control on halfchan right now, aren't you? Same exact argument. >TDL knew! TDL is the real bad guy! If look at the screenshots, you'll see that they're explicitly avoiding inviting /gfg/ people to the discord. (Which is understandable, since it would immediately expose them.) I assume TDL members got into the discord through independent sleuthing, not any sort of invite. >>580234 Who knows. But I wouldn't be surprised if they were looking for opportunities to poach from DD too. The discord messages lay out their intentions pretty clearly.

>>580303 do as you will. Just be upfront if it is 90% randoms and you are just trying to fill slots

>>580303 Are you the leader of KKK? If so, then no. If you're generally recognised as an actual /gfg/gflex/ platoon or whatever then you should be fine. >>580317 DD's dorkchou can count his lucky stars that this came out before anything happened then.

>>580259 They've literally advertised here as a /gfg/ platoon that wanted to beat ceia's platoon

>>580303 Go for it! Look I'll show you it's no biggie. THE FAMILY[/moe] is once again looking for NEW family members to join us in our cozy escapades. Do you see the value in being [moe]comfy? Happy? Well versed in hydration tactics??? Then The Family is for YOU! ==Come join today! 100603

2 more days foxdorks! We got this!

>>580333 dork

>>580333 Darn it, almost had it this time.

>>580333 Dork

>>580333 >[/moe]

>>580317 >Wait, you're the same guy trying to run damage control on halfchan right now My dynamic IP is rangebanned on 4cuck so no >If look at the screenshots, you'll see that they're explicitly avoiding inviting /gfg/ people to the discord. Notice the date of that message. I wouldn't remove my reservations at this whole "explicitly avoiding inviding /gfg/ people" narrative being true unless KKK danchou says it outright. They also advertised in /gfg/ a couple of times. >Why are you defending them so much I'm a natural contrarian. I always give everything the benefit of the doubt.

>>580284 >>580317 I actually found it by seeing a server tag of a completely unrelated friend, calling it gay, joined it by being curious and bored and found their danchode at the top of their member list. This all happened due to a coincidence caused by a shitty new feature nobody really asked for. If this wasn't discovered now it would have been out there in like a week or so after the merge due to how public all the information is and how all their members lack the /gfg/ tag. Their gf2 channel being one of the main ones in the server, and googling the danchode's name directly leading to this information being available would have made it super easy. Thankfully it happened before any permanent damage. Revealing this critical information out there to stop schizo theories ruining our name, if there's anyone to blame, blame me.

>>580333 >[/moe] please tell me Dorkchusky made this post

>>580333 dork

>>580358 post the version with her hand getting stabbed

>>580348 No, no it wasn't me

>>580345 Again, there's a difference between lying not having a discord and not telling people about the discord. Unless people could prove me that the KKK danchode lied at TDL about their discord's existence, I'm going to assume this is a one big misunderstanding and shitposters trying to destroy each other's platoons due to past grudges.

I hope the dorks in my guild are normal when guildchat comes around

>>580333 >>580337 Dork2Sky...

>/gfg/ so chill the only problem we have is Platoon retards mad at people for using discord. Can you filter words? I'd like to filter "Platoon" even if that'd make the thread slow down.

Hey everyone how's the thread going!

>>580383 SOPGODS will be the comfiest were we just circlejerk "SOP SOON BROS" every day

>>580382 Not plainly stating stuff you know might be a problem is the same as lying. >>580387 Top left. Add the word to the filter and refresh the page. I highly recommend you add a few scripts if you actually want to never see those posts again instead of seeing stubs.

>>580387 4chanx can so I would think so

>>580386 Again not me, I am not even in The Family

>>580382 Just check the screenshots in the spreadsheet guy's doc and the trvthnvkes that were posted in earlier threads. No point in reiterating this over and over to satiate your contrarian mind.

>>580387 I tried this, but it purged half the thread

>>580382 I think everyone here have already made their mind on this topic and whether they lied or not, in the light of what's been gathered by spreadsheet anon and the pastebin anon, changes nothing at all. Saying this is all one big understanding is plainly misleading and dishonest frankly. As for destroying eachother's platoons, TDL is still in dire need of members and KKK has much more sources to pull from than /gfg/ platoons, so no one is getting destroyed. I think it's time to take a break from this tiring topic and do something else for a change, maybe finish the Joe Way event if you haven't yet or try to beat that other dork's score in Frontline Survivors. Even just post dolls. It's friday!

Happy friday family :3

>>580408 duh. There is active platroon drama going on

>>580011 HE'S /GFG/LESS. HE'S A LIAR. HE SITS IN DISCORD SERVERS FOR FAKE GAMER GIRLS ALL DAY HOPING FOR THE TINIEST INSIGNIFICANT MOLECULE OF PUSSY. CUT OFF HIS BALLS AND POUR MOLTEN LEAD DOWN THIS NIGGER'S THROAT

>>580420 >Some fag uses discord and makes fun of US >REEEEEEEE Again, this is a much better problem to have than what other generals suffer, but I wish you niggers would just shut the fuck up about it and move on. If Platoon chat ever becomes a thing, it'll be a real shitshow with all these schizos running about. Mu only hope is 90% of most Platoons members are not insane.

For Springfield, do people farm Hydro Boost with HP/HP boost or is there some argument for Ultimate Pursuit or another niche effect for her? >>580287 wtf is this item where did you get it

>>580433 >told how to filter what they don't like >still make posts complaining Fix your problem nigger, you have the tools to do it. Just add the filter and wait until the topic die down. Complaining about it will only prolong it.

>>580433 The 10% will make up for the 90%, don't you worry about that

>>580444 >Plat*ont filtered >Nigger uses "Platroon" instead I guess I have to filter every possible form of the word.

>>580434 Just Hydro Boost. Or Phase Strike, as usual.

Halfchan would have a guro and/or scat spammer by now

>>580457 Don't forget c*pyschizo and R*ymond posting

>>580450 Welcome to my hell when retards would spam 50 different variations of gelatin. Thank God it's not 2018 anymore.

>>580468 We can bring it back

>>580404 >looks at the cancellation do(rk)cument >self deprecating jokes >joking about not hiring /gfg/ when two of them are oldheads™ themselves >>580415 I wouldn't discount it as KKK has been targeted by multiple kahncellation attempts now. The screenshots in the document can be easily misconstrued if a false narrative was attached to it so I'm still having some reservations in believing all of it. I think the poaching thing is the biggest problem here that needs to be addressed by everyone, not them quasi-congregating to a discord server. There needs to be a gentlemans agreement with how poaching is ought to be conducted in /gfg/ or it will only be a source of unnecessary drama moving forward.

>>580472 Please no, I still have PTSD of that day we had 13 threads in a single day.

>>580434 >wtf is this item Battle pass points. Usually once i collected them, it didn't have the "item obtained" indicator. And i don't remember it shown yesterday. Probably they sneakily added in

>>580468 Got a problem with Gelato?

>>580418 Have FAMTASTIC Friday, fren!

>>580472 Please don't. That one schizo on reddit is already annoying enough.

>>580477 Her penis hair is stupid Still would

>>580472 >>580477 Haha, Penis-head.

>>580479 >spoiler You asked for this.

>>580474 Its a peak design

>>580434 Don't bother with anything that are not Phase Strike or Hydro Boost for Springfield. Besides, I could argue that farming Hydro Boost is better you are going to roll Nikketa as well. Killing two birds with one stone.

>>580497 >Don't bother with anything that are not Phase Strike Many such cases.

>>580490 True, but still annoying.

Far left is the only Gentiane design I've ever liked. >>580475 Weird, I just went and claimed my BP points and didn't get the item acquired popup like that. >>580451 >>580497 I definitely will be getting titty cop so I guess Hydro Boost it is then.

>>580520 She looks like she pretends to have sexual experience but is a blushing mess when it comes down to the real deal.

>Posts in THAT server coincide in number, subject and time with posts here (and there) when the cuckClan is (rightfully) getting dunked on I dont believe in coincidences anymore and I have the entire weekend to be autistic about this and I will be

She's so cute bros...

>>580520 Gelatin looks better in almost any hair compared to her default. I still can't understand why they kept her worst one. >>580526 I mean it's pretty obvious when a (((1))) pops up and starts screeching about the topic. By sheer coincidence he also stops posting.

imagine being such a popular part of the community even some random ass vtuber comes in here to poach, despite the franchise still being relatively niche

>>580520 I weep everytime I see this image. We were so close to a perfect Gelatin.

>>580395 I'm busy raping

What's the Status of ADOLF HITLER and his Neo Fourth Reich?

>>580574 They found his secret Pekora discord and he's been excommunicated

>>580574 aren't they eternally 3/3X?

>Family Mart collab is just a couple of plastic files Someday we'll get the "Klukai poster" reward for collecting 20 stamps that people would fist fight outside of the store for it.

>>578939 Cute

>>580589 conbini collabs are always just plastic files

https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=gfl2&no=7359843 bread

What buffs do I pick today danchode? I don't have my own v6 kluk and the kpop slut.

Is Chain Acid Swamp FINALLY available? Can't log in atm.

>>580605 SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH >>580614 Supreme Precision and Chain Surge of course! Third pick is b urself tier!

It seems our team has a divegrass match today... in 2 hours or so

>>580635 So what, I bring the sow for hydro debuffs or what?

>>580675 That or just spam Tololololololos ult every 2

>>580688 Oh right, I forgot about Tololo since mine is v0. Cheers, I'll give it a try.

>>580692 Just make sure you have her key equipped that applies Congestion. Good luck fren