Chilling around

I will not lose to Albert this Saturday

new thread new me

>>622009 TOTAL ILLYA RAPE

Kama Love!

>>622014 AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE

Also fuck tower events.

Jack za rippa my wife... She looks so good tanned though it should be a costume

>>622008 Sounds like instant loss

I enjoy tower events. They should add more floors though, two dead weeks are too much.

bwowowowowowo

Would she let me mating press?

>>622033 should have user the floors to grind bond rookie mistake

>>622036 Only if you praise her.

Need more tower events, they are soulful

>>622037 I did... Even with full teams it's still under 6 days...

>>622030 black Jack and hooker

>>622036 Dont lewd Homete She is pure >>622043 You definitely didnt power bond anyone and gave bond to Caster Giles LOL

I have a feeling that there's going to be Alice love in this thread.

>>622049 i'm going to Alice

>>622047 >power bond Yeah... Let me brick the characters I like real quick...

>>622041 They should make a tower event where every floor is a grail front map...

>>622062 Unironically would play

Mom Love! Auntie Love!

>>622078 Sei is such a bro.

Soon

>>622047 Yeah. Pure sex. Forgot I got her during her rate up last week and now I must fap

>>622084 Beochad...

>>622078 Love!

>>622078 Love!

>>622033 Should have added more recovery stops

>>622015 Mommer...

>>622046 True hahaha

>>622100 Maids…

>>622123 the maid on the left ate all my udon and broke my tv swinging her broom around like a sword

>>622062 Lasagna fire this man

>>622123 are the best

>>622100 Meido.

ugh

>>622128 How much does a TV cost these days? $300 tops unless you're going stupid big screen? I might call it worth it for hot maid sexo with Musashi.

BEWARE Do not attempt to romance the vampire.

>>622148 Depends on size and brand, a Samsung ir Sony would be 500 at least. Bigger gimmick screens could be thousands.

>>622003 >I think this anni will be very good >Well, aside of how fucking stingy they will be with SQ This annie is infamously but fondly remembered as too mid and the one who started the awfull Annie x Summer servant trend

>>622164 You're responding to someone who posted a picture of Aesc, presumably they like that character.

>>622164 It's underwhelming compared to last year, but last year was exceptionally generous, ~300 quartz is still a very nice sum.

>>622173 how can they like a character that we are yet to get?

>>622161 Amazon has a 50 inch 4K samsung for $327. She breaks my stuff she can pay with her body.

>>622183 Technically she was a character in LB6, sort of.

>>622188 she was literallly just castoria with another flavor of text until they decided to flesh her out as just a more chill morgan.

>>622190 Yea I know. I think most people like Aesc just because they like the design they gave her with the anniversary servant, not because of her personality exactly, but people do have more of an excuse with her than they do for a lot of new servants.

>>622190 >the avalon le fae was literally just the avalon le fae ...until the day of the lipstick

>>622183 She’s been out for two years already. It’s enough to learn enough about the character and start liking her.

>>622186 Wow it is cheap, maybe I should get one.

>>622200 well i can't deny that i do love her first ascension, i just wish that the other 2 ascensions were more of that instead of an excuse to hamfist summer morgan.

>>622193 Yui sex, making raikou watch

>>622207 Please link the site if they successfully complete your fat titted japanese maid delivery.

>>622190 Morgan is so chill already Look

>>622215 Sorry bro I can't share the secrets.

>>622208 The second one looks cooler imo Also can’t wait to put her on my support list instead of Castoria :)

>1st ascension: extremely cute design, lore tied in to LB6, uniquely nerdy vibe >2nd ascension: kinda lacking a strong personality for herself, but still interesting as a midpoint between rain witch Ashley and Mogan >3rd ascension: fun Mogan for those of us who weren't swayed by her Berserker version

>Kiyhoime advanced quest >bring Saberlot with invul pierce ce >win in 2 turns what was the point of this quest?

>>622220 You monster.

>>622220 Post FC so I can avoid that.

>>622193 Teen sex

>da vinci is on rate up I do not need all appends unlocked NP5 is enough. 120 with four appends is enough. There is no need to go for NP6 This is a fools errand. I will not waste SQ on this when summer Bob is so close. Fuck fuck FUCK!

>>622230 But that would ruin my fun…

>>622237 spare a few singles for the vink, sire?

>>622244 I did a tenner and got some trash 4* CEs It was dumb.

>>622164 The problem with the 8th Anniversary is that it offers nothing interesting if you're not planning to roll for Rain Witch Tonelico out of love since the 2nd Anniversary. >1st Anniversary Introduced Holy Grails in JP and a bunch of other stuff. >2nd Anniversary Nothing? >3rd Anniversary Best Quick support in the game. >4th Anniversary 7 new Bronze servants for everyone for free. >5th Anniversary Best Arts support in the game. >6th Anniversary Best Buster support in the game. >7th Anniversary Introduced the Mighty Chains and the buffed Quick chains and 1st card Quick bonus. >8th Anniversary Nothing? >9th Anniversary Servant Coins revamp, introducing 2 new Append Skills and allowing to get more of them from Bond levels so we don't have to roll for as many NP levels. Slightly buffed the "pity" system.

>>622237 Don't we gonna get a refund of coins next year or soon.

>>622250 You still need NP6 bond 15 to get absolutely everything.

>>622248 the house always wins.

>>622239 Then I'll just hunt you down.

>>622237 Do a tenner.

>>622257 I did, it blew chunks. This isn't the first rateup since I hit NP5 that I've wasted SQ going for 6 either.

I hope JP will get a bunch of new Bronze/Silver servants for the 10th Anniversary like they did for the 4th. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9eAlo8YxI

>>622255 😳

>>622251 i just hope i can atleast get 150 more so i can 120 the summer variant of my favorite and vanilla umu, but im honestly trying my best to keep my expectatives low since they are experts on both subverting them and bury them deep into the ground.

I prefer Summer Morgan btw

>>622279 It's the 10th Anniversary, surely they'll do something special...

>>622285 I predict Artoria Saber but with different skills.

>>622285 wasn't last year their 10th?

>>622289 No. It is this one.

>>622287 Wouldn't it make more sense for them to have saved the Grand Saber class release thingy for that and used her to promote it instead of putting Musashi-chan there?

Canada is the Moon, actually.

>>622292 >this game >making sense lol

>>622230 Automatalet...

>>622308 Spyware enthusiast...

Is there a chance that anyone might want to use a NP2+ teatime Ashley support? She's obviously not plug-and-play like Castoria and Oberon, and people tend not to put up multi-DPS Servants like Vitch/Arc with TT, but idk, maybe someone will be interested...

>>622308 Automata could fuck up, they look the same

>>622292 no, they are saving it for the Star Rail collab anniversary servant will be Star Rail Saber with a swimsuit ascension

>>622193 All the languages

>>622325 There was a time people wanted to use my Teatime Tez That time has passed. Nobody picks him anymore. Just put Apex on Aesc

>>622337 They should slut her up if they do a Squirtoria 2.0

>>622302 Bunyan = Canadian Bunyan = Melies Melies = Moon Servant I see, Riyo was the prophet this whole time...

>>622009 new thread wont change the fact that youre a filthy kraut

>>622347 >>622325 I still have TT Gogh. No idea if she ever gets used. I think my 3 are >Vitch >Oberon >Gogh

>>622379 I use double gogh whenever I farm hands.

>>622381 Then I hope we're bros, bro!

>50mph wind gust advisory WOOO!! Gotta love those summer cold fronts. The temperature just dropped 10 degrees in less than half an hour.

>>622388 No Brogh could ever escape my grasp.

>>622358 Saber can't be se-

>>622421 Only retards think vanilla isn't a good flavor.

>>622416 You don't have me I'm pretty sure.

>>622445 Post FC or name and I'll let you know.

My son....

>>622456 I'd rather remain in the shadows.

Good night, bros.

>>622481 Have you considered suicide?

>>622481 Good night Lipfriend.

>>622481 I will now wish you the best dreams ever

>>622481 Good night

>>622481 Gn lippa

i have NEVER seen a sexy melt picture

>>622624 is that her asshole or vagajgaj?

>>622612 >i have NEVER seen a sexy melt picture >and other things homosuxuals say >by anon

>>622612 Blind bro....

>>622629 her pussy

>>622637 >>622645 It is fairly exaggerated to be fair.

>>622654 Sniff sniff sniff

I think posting lewds is not befitting for /alter/ Honestly, this is shameful behavior

>>622675 I read this post and all I can parse from it is >post real lewds

>new art of jack getting fucked by a horse >is really kino actually >but... >says "me" instead of "us" I notice these things... >>622481 GOODNIGHT LIPBRO!!!

>>622691 >jack getting fucked by a horse >kino lets kill this guy lets beat him to death with hammers

>>622714 You missed an opportunity here.

BARG IN THE FRONT PAGE https://x.com/ahonoko/status/1939377639929921682

>>622728 I wonder how wide the publication of this newspaper is. The Tokyo dweller is likely used to seeing anime plastered all over everything but it is somewhat less common in rural areas. Double page full color splash panels are also an extreme extravagance in newsprint.

>>622720 Mean lip... >>622728 Why is FGO in the paper

>>622766 To advertise the game, duh.

>>622781 I didn't know FGO still had this kind of thing, neat

>>622786 Most multi-billion dollar franchises advertise regularly.

>>622002 Binchi bread!

This is an Ashley thread.

>>622795 I love dabinky She's so cute, she goes : > Both do

>>622827 Don't we all like Da Vinci, Some even so much they just have to get their hands full.

bros, what's the point of this life?

>>622868 Conception.

>>622868 Reproduce

>>622871 >>622880 but girls don't like me

>>622871 Jannu....

>>622868 Life itself doesn't have any meaning. You create your own meaning.

>>622885 In a strictly practical sense, they don't have to. >forgot i changed the filename of this one because used to get banned purely based on my naming conventions lol

>>622885 There's always an easy way...

>>622892 what meaning did you create? >>622893 >>622925 it wouldn't be the same I think

>>622948 Well, I'm not going to try to convince you to go out and kidnap a woman to tie up in your spare room and rape. That would be insane. And also illegal for me to recommend or urge you to do.

>>622981 Oh neat, spoiler all is sticky. It wasn't needed for that post though.

>>622948 You could talk to women to make them like you

>>622992 You know I tried this about a year ago. We even sat together in the same chair during a power outage for 3 hours and ate fresh strawberries out of a bowl together. No luck.

😭

>>623035 Cute

>>623012 Bro... that's so sweet and sad.

>>623035 Did anyone ever make a webm of link related? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMUIIWWShUU >>623040 It's pretty damn confusing to me. That seems like a very strong 'yes I am interested' signal, but I could never get her to go out and have fun and of course we never fucked. Extremely strange.

>>623046 I don't think so

>>623053 RIP It's a great song.

>>623059 for me it's säkkijärven polkka

>>623073 That is in my youtube history often enough that it's part of their auto compiled playlists, I can just never remember the name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMszu_VgMfY&list=RDuMszu_VgMfY

>>623053 Cute Louhi

>>623079 that's a bänger >>623099 all Louhi are cute

i've been listening to Saba sing for almost 2 hours now i feel like i could rip trees out of the ground

>>623119 Who?

Tule tule, tyttö, nyt kanssani tanssiin Nii meillä on riemu ja suvinen sää Säkkijärvi se meiltä on pois Mutta jäi toki sentään polkka

>>623135 Senzawa's new alt i already liked her singing 7 years ago, was not gonna miss her first karaoke on her new alt

>>623167 >vtuber shit Really?

>>623167 >vtuber shit Alright I don't care.

>>623171 >>623172 she wasn't a vtuber when i started listening to her songs so it doesn't count

>guy who made the Liztuber model never posted the files No....

bli blo

1d20 = 11 1d20 = 4

>>623298 awawa...

>>623287 They’re getting smaller…

>>623306 Fleeting Boobs, fleeting might

>>623306 Enhance?

>>623331 Oh wait, I'm a ding dong and missed who he was replying to. 1d20 = 18 1d20 = 17

new thread new dracos for my bros

>>623342 Almost

>>623287 Ibuki's cheeks...

>>623354 >off by one It's ogre.

Ciel looks dumb and smells like curry, I want a Noel route.

>>623492 She can be really cute

god i am so fucking bored

>>623592 Alright Roll 1d441 and draw whatever you get in any way you can

I hate tower events so much

>>623592 Bro? You aren't watching The Wire with us?

>>623666 I love tower events but hate that the game barely releases any new bronzes and silvers anymore to be my CE mules.

bros, I've not kept up with Fate anime, but been reading the Waver manga, is the anime any good? Love Waver and Reines

>>623759 If you like the manga, you should like the anime. Go for it.

>>623732 ill be honest with you anon, i literally only got open a youtube tab, this general and a shitpost thread on /v/, i don't know what you are talking about, hell i literally just returned from fetching dinner.

>>623776 He is talking about hanging out and watching the wire with everyone else in /alter/ at the shrekcord

>>623804 oh im not in that place, the only discord im into is the (not) jinx cord, and even then i rarely show up there.

>>623804 I can't believe anyone in his right mind would voluntarily join the shrekcord.

>>623817 Then you are out of touch

This rotten brat shouldn't speak so rudely to my wife!!!

>>623817 me neither, might as well join lucksucker's discord

>>623843 I guess they want those hot veiny dick pics.

>>623829 you are saying that like its a bad thing.

>>623732 If you're gonna stream something at least do it using 8chan.tv

More like deez cords

>>623852 It is a thing, dunno if its's good or bad.

>>623859 huh that's neat

>>623874 It is, I might stream Wavers anime sometime

>>623817 Nah, he's been a good boy so far and we have a lotta fun together

>>623859 Damn, that looks good

>>623831 >my wife!!! I'm so sorry

>>623913 I'm sure nothing bad will happen to or regarding her for the entire rest of the story, so really you have nothing to apologize for.

>>623906 I've always been a good boy dumb loser!

>>622022 I love Kama...

>>624029 Kama, beautiful...

>>624029 >>624042 Kama...

>>624087 Kama Boobies...

i prefer little Kama myself

>>624122 Kama cuddles...

Good morning, bros.

>>624143 mornin' bwo

>>624143 Morning, nightshift lippa

>>624161 kissy face~ kissy face~

>>622193 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjKQdvT-JSc

>>624174 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ALzZxWmkhs

>>624174 >>624181 For me its Romanesque https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7L60hVLwVI

>weeklies done >pods done Time to make blue apples

I usually find yanderes to be tacky, but it works with Arc.

>>623592 6 days to go

>>624264 anni just have a few limited missions to clear...

I've never procrastinated on an event this hard before, should I even bother trying? I'll grind the whole 23 hours if it's doable. numbers won't be a problem.

>>624318 you've got like 138 floors to do, might be doable, not sure if it's worth it though.

>>624318 it isn't

>>624318 Anikyoudai...

Bonding with Xu-Xu

>>624318 its doable. are you a latelet? with 180 servants you can build 60 teams of 3 and complete 180 quests in 12-18 hours depending on how long it takes you to burn all 60 teams. bring 1 DPS carry with a Kscope, 1 bonder with the event CE, MLBd as soon as you can, and 1 filler. reserve support buffers for helping weaker servants clear waves. let your strong servants clear on their natural power.. use the wiki's listing to see any gimicks along the way. usually multiples of 5 have some mechanic you can cheese with a pierce invuln CE or a debuff immune CE, etc. it won't be super fun but it should go pretty quickly. probably 2-3 hours of grind then 3-4 hours of break time as you wait for your servants to recover.

>>624318 I wouldn't bother at this point be honest. The purpose of the event was to farm bond on a few key servants, and rushing what, 160+ quests just to split that bond between hundreds them? Not worth it. You'll be missing a few gold fous and some lores but that's it. You probably already have the event CE and there's no command codes or anything else of importance to miss out on. Proper rest is more important.

>>624318 Unironically not gonna make it, bro

So, if I understand correctly, the "Shiki is going crazy" hints in the TsukiRe Ciel route were resolved in the original VN's "far side" routes and will not actually be addressed at all in the remake?

>>624375 >Tsuki:re Who knows? Not even Nasu knows if he can commit to it.

>>624318 I personally stopped at 178 or whatever it is, I can't be bothered with the rest. I'm not sure if you'd manage the entire event with this little time.

>>624388 You're already so close, why not just finish it?

>>624389 Just can't be bothered. Oh well.

If there was an automata-style app that allowed bros to play FGO on your phone remotely, I think quite a few people would use it... For example, I'm sure a lot of bros would remotely complete the event for this guy >>624393

https://x.com/fgoproject/status/1939564599034196176?t=RdQuoFpVODb5A1WL8zHsQg&s=19 Who will it be? I get napoleon vibes from the guy and the girl I think will be Marie.

>>624399 At that point it's just too embarrassing. I'll just have even more uneven gold fous and consider it my own punishment. >>624406 Either Achilles or Napoleon. Not bara enough for latter I think.

>>624406 Bryn and Sigurd!

>>624388 >>624393 >>624408 at least hit 180 for the last goldfou. pretty sure after that it's just mats and a lore.

>>624421 There is a lantern too, I think. I'm still not doing it.

>>624406 It's probably wrong buy I'm getting some Locusta vibes

I don't think I'm gonna make it bros...

>>624442 use your womb tattoo

the poison lizard advance quest is complete bullshit

>>624454 advanced quests are like 50% retarded bullshit with bad gimmicks

>>624454 Yeah, that's one you might wanna use your funny tattoos on if you don't bruteforce it first try.

>>624458 yeah but this one feels extra bullshit of the ones so far >>624460 i wouldn't even know where to use my funny tattoos

>>624454 It's actually not that tricky, just bring a bunch of AoE with charge CEs. Wait for any of them to get poison, then use NP. Since all 3 on the front are AoE, all of them are ready to go regardless of which one gets hit with poison.

>>624462 Oh snap, are team revives not allowed for AQs? Alas bro, you might need to think, or at least look for ez comps on youtube.

>>624478 i did look it up on youtube didnt really help much

>>624467 turns out i was a complete retard and forgot about the poison gimmick

>>624454 i've got 4 left, they are all the Avenger ones and the BB transform one, bcs i only have BB as a Moon Cancer ...

>>624406 Napoleon and Miss Crane?

>>624406 It's Gray and Bropoleon

>>624318 You should at least try to get to floor 50 and claim the grail

>>624510 *HONK HONK* GET OFF THE ROAD

>>624510 anni servant?

Who gave Ibuki a 30k damage cut?

>>624538 It's only 30k, your NP should be easily doing more than that.

>>624539 I brought Koyan with a number of level 1s for bond farming. She most definitely wasn't getting past that without supports

>>624487 the class change one is pretty tough. common strat would be >NP with arash habetrot and 1 other who is there to take the negative effects and die >leaves you with saber, hyde, and himiko. big hp values, but firewall nearly gone. >Strong avenger + castoria + merlin in the back come in from there you just ST focus cavalry -> extra -> knight in immortal stall formation, being 100% sure to force hyde out or kill him lest he start aoe stunning you every turn, and 100% sure to not NP himiko unless it will kill her because salieri is a much more annoying wall with the repeating evade.

TuT

>>624546 >with a number of level 1s for bond farming Cute latelet

>>624546 Wait... Why do you still have level 1s? Level those shitters, it's worth it now.

>>624538 30k damage cut does not in any way alter the difficulty for a berserker enemy

>>624551 Hey I've done all but 1 of the advanced quests! I'm not super late! >>624552 But I don't wannaaaa >>624562 The key point is level 1s as in no supports

>>624547 >Strong avenger + castoria + merlin in the back come in Yeah my castoria ... eer you see ... i dont have any ...

>>624538 wait till you see the Koyan Dark one

>>624566 okki+jannu can do a decent impression. >>624565 even without supports, berserkers take a lot of damage. bring single target servants instead of AOE ones. and you'll have no issues.

>>624547 I just used Kukulkan

my advanced quest strategy: <my 120 np5 bazett, wu, both skadis if that fails >morgan, jannu, caster saber if that fails i aint doin em

>>624572 and I just used Jets.

>>624570 I actually like that one because I get to just use Bazett punch through her 1st HP, then frag her back on her 2nd bar while the gimmick does nothing.

>>624578 Based. I brought my np3 Bazett to the Cu quest and she got Hella close but couldn't survive in the end. Maybe I should try using Wu

>>624583 liz could also be a good choice in some scenarios, liz has skill seal for one turn

>>624601 I had been meaning to level Liz for this specific purpose but I started using Arc for it while I was low on qp

>>624570 It was annoying, I wasn't expecting her to full charge twice but no big issue