I really want to hug Miranda
Like yea I wanna fuck her exposed butt too but she's just so fucking adorable and retarded! If I saw her on the street I'd be like "Hey Miranda!" And give her a big hug and maybe even a peck on the cheek if she fw that.
She'd be doing her patrols and be all like "HI commander!" And I'll be so moved by her cuteness I'll have no choice but to ask her on a date right there on the spot but she's never done anything like that before
"Poli says I'm married to my work" and I'll say "she just means you love your job. I want to take you to a nice restaurant and just get to know the Miranda out of uniform" and she'll tell me she doesn't have a change of clothes to wear on the date except that dress Phantom gave her but it might "expose phantom thief secrets" but I'll tell her she won't need it because whatever she wears is gonna be on the floor by the end of the night and then she'll get all flustered and do the anime trope where she slaps me and calls me a hentai Baka and I go flying because she's a nikke except I actually have a broken jaw now and then Miranda starts freaking out and trying to rush me to the hospital and even in my agonizing pain I'm still like "man this girl is ADORABLE!" in my head and she takes me to the hospital and after I get all patched up and put into a bed she is crying and apologizing profusely asking how she can make it up to me and I just gesture her to come closer and to lay in the bed with me and hold her nice and tight.
She even smells cute. Her hair smells like honey and her skin feels very soft. I wrap my arms around her waist and touch her belly, I stroke my fingers across her body, tracing her ribs and just enjoying the feeling of her Miranda in all of my senses. Her soft butt pressing against me as I'm spooning her at this point and I feel her push her cute little butt onto my boner after she seemed to notice it. I slide my free hand up her shirt and cup her cute little mosquito bite and she makes a cute noise when I touch her nipple and I give her a little kiss on the neck (or at least try my jaw is still broken I have a face cast. She turns her head back and gives me a kiss on the forehead before pushing her cute lil butt onto me again.
I'm in a hospital gown and there's nothing underneath so my pre is practically leaking through the gown at this point and is getting all over her right cheek. I decide fuck it and lift the gown and rub my shmeat on her cute soft buns. They're heavenly, soft and malleable like dough. Her butt and thighs are already soaked from how turned on she is. Eventually, Miranda reaches around and begins stroking it with her hand before eventually guiding it to her puss puss. It almost slips in instantly because of the mess of fluids we'd already made and she's panting a little at this point. She barely has to whisper out "if you want-" before I slide it all the way in and she let's out a cute little moan!
Or something like that idk