Subject: Lostbelt 6 Summer Event - What the Hell Was That?
Alright, /fg/, can we talk about this shitshow of a Lostbelt 6 Summer Event for a second? Who the hell at Nasu’s team thought it was a good idea to drop this on us? Seriously, did they just throw a dart at a board of random shit and hope it stuck?
First off, the story. I’m still trying to process the fact that we’re in another alternate timeline where things are weirdly off, but this time it’s summer themed? Really? We got the usual “lost world on the brink of collapse” vibe, but with a sunburn and a pool floaty slapped on top. I mean, LITERALLY summer-themed Servants running around acting like they’re in a beach episode of some anime, and we’re over here just trying to deal with more existential doom and cosmic horror. It's like someone took a perfectly good LSD trip and just decided, "Nah, let's make it a pool party."
Then, let’s talk about the Servants they decided to give us for this event. We got these insane, borderline unhinged designs. Are we really putting Vlad III in Hawaiian shorts and giving him a water gun? Like, sure, it’s funny, but can we just get back to normal chaos for a second? I’m not here for summer break cosplay, I’m here to deal with the epic nonsense of Lostbelt lore!
And don’t even get me started on the event grind. No, I don’t want to clear 500 beach towel sidequests just to get that one 5-star Caster with a summer hat. At this point, my 3 AM brain is struggling to decide if I’m farming for extra loots or just trying to keep my sanity intact. The drop rates are so bad, I’m convinced they’ve made it a meme at this point. Did they secretly add a minigame called “Will You Get Your Drop Today?” because it’s feeling that way.
But, of course, I’m still here, wasting my time because deep down we all know that one more roll might just give us that hot summer Lancer we’ve all been thirsting for.
So, TL;DR: Lostbelt 6 Summer Event is a beautiful mess, both in terms of story and gameplay, but I’m too deep into this hellhole to turn back now. If you’re still around, let’s commiserate about the nonsense in this event. Maybe we can actually enjoy the weirdness... but first, let me go farm some more towels for that damn 5-star craft essence.