new thread new me

I'm going to bed.

>>767152 >>767158

>>767172 no you aint youre lizposting with us, buddy.

>>767189 Just try and catch me, you stinky lizzards

new thread new me

>>767247 what's on the contract?

>>767252 he loses one day of his life (she will take his birth day (Donkey will call someone a cracker))

>>767258 is that a Shrek reference?

>>767247 why is his penis so small?

>>767261 did you not watch Shrek 4?

>>767264 i don't remember but maybe i watched the first two definitely but after that i don't recall

>>767267 the third is pretty bad so forgetting it is the smart thing to do

>>767268 The 4th one wasn't good either

>>767268 is the third the one with Fionna's cousin being like king Arthur or something because i remember that one

>>767276 Ye

>>767277 honest to cod, no clue who this is supposed to be

>>767277 Thorns from Arknights?

>>767283 >>767285

>>767279 ah i think i watched that forever ago on like tbs but i remember not disliking that one at lest >>767283 aint it arjuna?

>>767264 The third one was so abhorrent that I dropped the series entirely, and I like to assume that a good number of others did as well.

>>767271 >>767298 the 4th was pretty good not nearly as good as the first or second but definitely worth watching

>>767306 Still not watching it but I agree that nothing can top Shrek 2 except maybe Puss in Boots 2.

>>767286 >>767291 gay

wait you guys are watching kids movies unironically?

>>767321 Some anons here are still watching Pokemon bro

>>767321 i'm not 30 yet i'm still a kid i can watch kids movies

>>767323 Pokemon is designed for mature audiences.

>>767323 i think i stopped watching Pokémon after kalos

>>767321 I watched Barbie: Princess and The Popstar by proxy of my imouto since she used to repeatedly watch it when she was younger, and Ive already memorized the song. >Here I am being who I want! >Giving what I got! >Never a doubt now~

>>767336 >Yuyuko based

>>767341 woops 1d20 = 11 1d20 = 19

If evens, I renew my NAI subscription 6d666 = 1653

>>767353 NNNOOOOOOOO

>>767353 the slop stops here

>>767353 Whats NAI? Nemo Artificial Intelligence?

>>767359 Natural Artificial Intelligence

>>767360 how could something be both natural and artificial? aren't they literal opposites

>>767360 so your brain?

>>767376 Why would he say Enkidu's name in that situation...

>>767396 Screaming for his boyfriend's help

>>767396 He knows he is going to die.

>>767326 Better watch out or the collective karens will start shouting.

check this out

>>767418 funny

>>767418 NOT funny

why am i always so sleepy despite getting 8-9h of sleep...

>>767475 exercise more

>>767475 Maybe you have sleep apnea?

I SAID GOOD MORNING BROS https://youtu.be/ghSM8YPG8BA?si=V6MQ7q1eWmQGHrs4

>>767520 >>767496

>>767496 >>767520 Good morning, bro!

>>767553 >>767531

>>767496 >>767520 https://youtu.be/KkAr5fIjeSs morning, bro

>>767558 >I can't breathe

BUNBUNGOD I kneel

>>767595 he just keeps increasing her bust size every time, huh?

>>767605 very nice

>>767595 MHX?

>>767600 Well I'm not surprised. Onee-san is still growing until she became like this >>767615 MHXX to be precise

>>767595 THEY TRICKED US AGAIN!

>>767595 Blindsided again...

>>767600 That's a good thing, her being an adult Artoria means she's supposed to have the same bust size as the titorias. I'm glad Bunbun is slowly rectifying this embarrassing mistake.

what is he reading?

>>767634 The horse whisperer

>>767634 Wondering why Lewis Carroll didn't include a horse character in his drug-induced critique on modern mathematics. Also that's a she.

>>767634 Llamrei is female...

>>767641 >Lewis Carroll is it bad i only know that name from the Black Souls series? >Also that's a she so the most popular genre of Artoria Lancer porn lied to me

>>767650 >is it bad i only know that name from the Black Souls series?

>>767650 Ehrm actually only the titoria alter's horse Llamrei is female while titoria vanilla's horse Dun Stallion is a male, also most porn artists are cringe bandwagoners who only draw the current popular thing to make their works sell without even bothering to conduct a simple google search which is why hypnosis-based FGO doujins doesn't make much sense when you can just use a CS (unless they already knew but wrote it that way anyway purely because of their fetish which is based)

check this out

no thx

>>767341 >>767343

>>767650 Lewis Carroll has at least been namedropped in Fate/Extra and Mahoyo too, I think.

>>767688 the first time i played Extra i had no idea who Lewis Carroll was so i instantly forgot about him and by the time i replayed it i was already waist deep into Black Souls lore i don't have the money to buy Mahoyo, i am waiting for a big sale

I want to have sex with Mysterious Heroine XXX

>>767650 illyabro...

Also bros I threw two tickets on the JP CE rate-up and won.

>>767716 >r

>>767716 Thanks for your patronage piggy! Spread the word so other pull on the totally not bait banner

>>765564 I haven't tried it, since I play alone and it's a co-op game.

>>767650 Retard alert!!

I didn't look up the fight and I just bring Santa Nurse to every one of these fights by default since I assume everything has Buff Removal but he ended up not having it. I was told he has lots of Guts so I brought my Bazett.

>>767725 I solo'd the game first before engaging in co-op, it's fun either way and you are engaging with the boss more that way. You can also play with your /alter/ bros...

>>767716 Congratulations >>767720 Those CEs are so good I will throw a multi

Kama Love!

Call me the misunderstander because I want to have sex with Suzuka all summer.

>>767834 Me too.

>>767834 I'm so goon-brained the first thing that comes to mind is a scenario where a girl gets "misunderstood" but despite the mild resistance she just flows with the unfolding "events".

is /alter/ watching the Nukitashi anime?

>>767878 i dont like watching anime im more of a manga guy

Purple

Green…

>>767880 i am both a manga and anime guy

>>767882 a little bit too green for that, kiddo

>>767878 The premise didn't interest me.

>>767886 Ofc the guy that keeps Illya-posting is a full-blooded weeb, What next you have a neckbeard and a bodypillow?

>>767892 >making fun of a guy on 8chan mobile game general for fucking type moon game because he watches anime and reads manga

>>767892 i never really understood what a neckbeard is but my beard restricts itself to the jaw area i want a body pillow but i don't know which sellers are reputable (and also i have no money)

>>767888 >The premise didn't interest me hmm lets have a look ... >On Seiran Island, the law makes premarital sex mandatory. >>767878 Bro wtf?!

>>767892 whats wrong with body pillows?! >>767898 Check the buyfag guide on /a/. It's honestly more about checking the art and material quality of the cover because sellers are usually just doujinshi groups and stuff or professional gaijin brands. Similar for the stuffing, but there are actual brands and models you can check, just make sure it's the same dimensions as your cover and be ready to pay a lot for the shipping, those things can be heavy.

>>767900 it's a very lighthearted story about rebelling against an oppressive, fascist regime it's fun and has a cute ed, give it a try

>>767892 Gtfo

>>767892 >is a full-blooded weeb Nothing wrong with that. Luv anime Luv manga Luv VNs Luv gunpla simple as

>>767916 >whats wrong with body pillows?! you know damn well what's wrong

>>767916 >be ready to pay a lot for the shipping i think i'm good for now, thanks for the advice though

>>767736 I didn't know it was possible to play solo. Is the game just boss fights? I like exploration and stuff.

>>767929 I guess the washing and drying can be a pain because how big they are >>767930 What is a lot to be doesn't have to be a lot to you, if you are curious you can check for yourself. Although be mindful of your country's laws because they could just confiscate thay thing if it is too lewd or something

>>767952 >because they could just confiscate thay thing if it is too lewd or something thankfully my country has art protection laws so it's illegal for the government to do stuff like that

>>767951 It's fast paced with short term encounters. It has very minor exploration since you dont have the time to explore, you need to tackle area of interests and bosses as much as possible before the day ends. Most of the game are mini boss and boss fights. The other important part is planning your exploration route at the start of a session. And all the classes have their own mechanics and stats. For example, there is a Sekiro class. I'd say it's worth checking it out on a sale, but watch a guide on how to plan your exploration route. When the game was new, I stumbled on what to do during the day, had issues for like 2h before I figured out how to properly play the game.

>>767960 I honestly confused you for the other illyafag.

i want fgo to add a historical court jester some kind of funny little guy

id grail the fuck out of perkeo

>>767974 does Cato count?

>>767978 no

>.se is back Thank god... the lag on .moe was becoming unbearable

>>767986 Thank fucking God, moe is so shit

>>767986 >>767987 never had any issues with .moe, the sites are functionally the exact same for me

ah fuck, the illya poster agrees with me. i must be wrong.

My hate has replenished. I am now awake.

>>767990 .se keeps my passkey .moe tells me to fuck off the moment I disable VPN

>>767993 breathing is good, you should do it every day

>>767994 cute jalt

>>767992 >>767990 It's been confirmed by the admins that whatever company which manages the traffic to .moe has set up some "black holes" in an attempt to deplatform them. You may or may not be affected on your geographical location.

>>767990 It's a thing. There was a period a few months ago where .moe doesn't work for me and I have to use .se. Thankfully, both now works equally properly.

>>768001 wallahi they do not blackhole switzerland

>>768001 >black holes This is not the cyber space I imagined. Had a stroke there hahahaha.

>>767998 Always the cutest. I really should go through my folder on the phone and clean it up and look for better versions of images. But then again its such a pain. May as well wait until I put together a new pc and just go back to my big one on there.

>>767974 But anon I'm canio...

>>767964 I'll give it a try then. I was recommended to emulate Demon Souls so I'll do that first, after I end my current playthrough after the Needle Knight Seiba fight.

Spesking of Suzuka, is foxtail done?

>>768040 You def should try Demon's Souls first >>768045 No lol

>>768045 lol lmao

>>768046 >>768048 Classic type moon manga, I guess that's why they're focusing on shorter one shots for the servants. What's the last thing that happened on foxtail and when was the last update? I also now remembered that the bryn daughter manga existed, and the erice one... and the okita one... and jesus christ...

>>768057 I thought Requiem was only a LN, same with Bryn's daughter

>>768061 Oh you're right, my point was that they just abandon their projects or go very slow.

>>767878 If I already despised reading the original vn, I doubt I'd even want to watch the adaptation. Plus I dislike wokeshit in my japanese media

>>768072 >wokeshit

>>767520 Good morning, bro!

>>768045 >Is [INSERT TYPE MOON MEDIA HERE] done? Bro...

>>768084 Bro...

>>768084 Uhh, Apoc is done though.

Good morning, bros. Lip love!

good night bros, lip death!

>>768100 GM!

>>768100 Good morning bro >>768110 Good night bro

>>767520 >>767496 Morning

>>768100 Good morning bro!

>you have to beat Testament first >every time you beat Testament the game defaults to attacking Blackbeard >Blackbeard gets stronger each Guts triggered >he kills of Castoria >cycle repeats next Testament

>>768125 That was easy. Just nuke them all bro.

>>768125 old or new testament

>>768125 No idea what you're talking about. I just nuked everything in this event.

>>768192 meowm...

Bros I got a headache from inhaling too much smoke (from burning car) so what's the best medicine for it? Also got nasty sticky black booger from it

>>768306 ibuprofen is great against headaches but most importantly go see a doctor and have them check your lungs

>>768306 i perscribe 1 tylenol and a visit to the doctor. you might be fucked because inhaling burning trash is extremely dangerous long term.

>>768306 why were you burning a car?

>>768306 don't bait responses of "wow thats so interesting tell us more" just tell the story in the post.

burning car puts his ass in eastern europe is my guess

We got Wyverns!

uhhhhhh servants with big soft breasts?

>>768349 well, straight size? biggest gotta be KP. proportionally? another victory for bb's daughters, that's a certified lip moment.

Who's your actual wife /alter/

>>768369 i dont have a cartoon wife :z

>>767878 Uh

when are we getting the next tour lock?

>>768316 >>768319 Appreciate it maybe I should tomorrow >>768321 >>768327 Yeah sorry about that. So here's the /blog/ I guess One and half hour ago I go out to buy some meal, someone flagged me down and pointed at their garage, their fucking car catching fire. I'm literally the first responder there, so I'm doing some firefighter stuff. Freeing the dog, kill the breaker, etc. And here's the thing that sounds fake but I literally just did. The daughter said her Grandma that have stroke still in there, so I go back in there kicking up doors while the damn ceiling actually falling off, giving action movie-esque. Got the grandma, put her in wheelchair (thankfully she's light, I'm skinnyboi) and haul her out of there. The Grandma's lung probably more fucked up than me as she's in there obviously longer than me, God I hope she's alright

>>768306 >>768397 well done anon

>>768387 I think here https://news.fate-go.jp/2023/ordeal_call_cp2/

>>768397 based

>>768397 Seigi no mikata...

>>768369 she is my (main) wife though there is the matter of my daughter-wife and fridge shaped paleontologist wife >>768397 Based

>>768409 does that also have one of those polar star torches you need for the np upgrade paths

>>768397 Nice job anon

>>768397 Real life seigi no mikata

>>768397 Good job

>>768397 This deserves a reward

>>768425 I think they're locked behind ordeal call quests from I can tell https://apps.atlasacademy.io/db/JP/war/401 https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Quest:_Bleached_Earth

>>768369 I'm a manslut, I have many waifus.

>>768397 ...show-off. I bet you got the girl's number too. But good work bro.

Wish me luck, bros.

>>768472 Goon luck

>>768472 Ganbare!

>>768472 Good luck

>>768397 Even if this were fake, I'd believe you Well done bro

>>768472 Hope you get her!

>>768435 Turns out being seigi no mikata is so so scary man. The falling ceiling is no joke. But I guess I understand a little what dudes in the rescue operation feels. My heart sank when I saw the Grandma crying alone in that room, and then the "real" adrenaline rush kicked in, giving the urge to get her out of there no matter what. Right now I have even more respect for the actual firefighters >>768456 By the daughter I mean the daughter of that Grandma, so the same age as my mom I think, with two kids... So no But yeah, thanks

Bros...

>>768370 Buff soon...

>>768517 Bro...

>>768369 This drunk porn drawer.

>>768517 Bro…

>>768509 You a real one anon. You have my utmost respect.

>>768306 Go to an ER.

>>768369 The one and only

>>768517 There's still time. Also five more tickets in three days. We're all gonna make it >>768536 Already got better after I eat kek. Maybe I was running on fumes back there, and it all come back to me after the rush wear down

>>768530 She is 19, how is this allowed in FGO!? My poor eyes, my innocence, they'll never recover

>>768573 19 is legal in most countries, burgerbro....

This vampire is very smart and well-informed, she gets all the information she could possibly need directly from Gaia.

>>768573 Fuck the law.

>>768589 Not Japan though. He's right. The game has Guda throw a fit everytime he is offered booze. Chaldea isn't even in Japan and the little faggot won't touch it.

Can't believe there are actually houses made from cardboard/plaster(?) that would disintegrate like a deck of cards. Why not just use cement and bricks man.

>>768609 Because white people love wood and plaster for some fucking reason I could never fathom.

>>768603 personally alcohol is very yucky so in that regard Guda is literally me fr fr

>>768620 You're face is yucky.

>>768626 maybe alcohol is still gross either way though

>>768636 No you!

>>768640 nuh uh

Alcohol is gods gift to mankind

>>768592 and we all know how smart Gaia is

>>768640 >>768644 You 2 should definitely kiss

>>768644 You absolutely are. >>768645 I want to shotgun monster beast cans with Jalter and play stupid video games drunk and give her drunk doujin ideas. I can't have that be my life though. Therefore God is either not real or a bad bastard man.

>>768667 I will NOT go to the ramen shop!

>>768645 That's raspberry juice and gingermint lemonade.

>>768645 actually root beer is

>>768705 high key ong fr fr

Carnal Beast

>>768712 sex with Gudako sounds great until you realize you'd probably catch 50 extinct stds

>>768739 Contract with Mash provides not just the poison resistance.

Bob luv

>>768573 >>768589 >>768603 >18yo can be legally forced into army and kill or be killed >can't drink until 21 >game can show minors kill or be killed in a gruesome ways in a bloody battle >Can't show them smoking, drinking or having sex, even offscreen Peak clown world.

Continuing the playthrough of Fate/Grand Order with my level 1 Mashu, I cleared Orleans and beat Dragon Witch Placidusax (Alter), and I beat a MohgLord of Blood Dead Apostle Ancestor that managed to evade Arcueid and Ciel.

>>768819 xu fu sex

>>768819 Xu fu sex.

So I am retarded, but why is Melusine Ruler doing full damage against cavalry classes? I decided to level up my copy and what's up with that? What am I missing?

>>768871 >>768872 she's for "lesbian bro" not "sex"

>>768879 Event bonus man

>>768882 Space Xu Fu is straight and for me.

>>768397 Holy based

>>768896 kind of a weird bonus

>>768879 >>768896 She also has a bonus damage against Earth iirc.

>>768397 Really nice work bro, you did good.

>>768397 That is amazing.

>>768814 Pls understanding to correct morality good.

ran automata with black grail on instead of a bond gain CE

>>768860 Good job

>>768904 I think it's a bug, all of my Rulers are showing that arrow icon even when I'm on a fuyuki node

>>768904 That might be their way of showing off Ruler advantage i dunno, i never payed attention to the arrows anyway

>>768928 Thankyu, Mohg was fun. Placidusux was annoying because of the run to the fight. The Bloody Helice is fun to use but it sadly requires a helmet + 2 Talismans just to equip

>>768930 bro? thats supposed to show that rulers only take half damage. its like how berserkers always have an arrow down.

>>768953 Just get a blood antspur maybe?

Noble's Rapier is the best.

I've never played a FromSoft game.

>>769009 same

>>769009 >>769013 How sad...

>>769009 Find a bro and play ER with them

>>769026 Wish I could do that

>>769030 Me too. I gotta get myself a Switch before the port comes out. Might as well move to that. Also Duskbloods.

>>769030 I mean, you have a bunch of bros here

fromsoft games are ok dark souls 1 is my favorite and thats probably because the randomizer 2 i liked on release, didn't like bb or ds3. elden ring was fun to play once but i would basically never do it again, didnt even touch the dlc.

>new post on Nasu's blog >the summer SSRs are going to be Arcueid (Ruler) and Koyanskaya (Berserker) >the theme of the event is going to be a 3v3 battle between the Koyans and the Arcs

>>769040 They won't even play a few rounds of Meltyblood I don't expect them to play ER which is dozens of hours

wow comlumbus artist draw some lewd stuff

>>769064 Does he have parkinson or just lazy?

>>769074 ?

Good night, bros.

>>769186 Abby?

>>769162 Is it really a good night when it's hellfire outside

>>769009 They can be pretty fun. >>768993 That also requires 2 Talismans (need to reach 20 DEX for that Rapier), but frees up the helmet. Bloody Helice is fun for the Ash of War, not the normal Rapier moveset (it's too dull, just thrusts). >>769003 My favourite and most used weapon is Knight's Greatsword. I've loved Lucatiel's Mirrah Hollowslayer Greatsword in Dark Souls II and III and Knight's Greatsword shares the special moveset that it has. Thankfully it only requires Radagon's Soreseal to equip.

>>769207 this is what it's like to run into Abby in the halls at night

>>769220 Bro... its not as bad as yesterday here at least. >>769222 In Souls games I was usually a lucerne kind of guy. Honestly though I usually main an edglord mage build with shit like bleed or toxic on some basic ass weapon. I don't like how Elden Ring limits my attunement slots to 10. I can't have a dozen bullshit spells and miracles to pull out of my ass in it.

>>769261 >>769162 Good night Lipfriend.

>>769269 My first/main character was INT, it was a lot of fun. I tried took it to the DLC and beat Promised Consort Radahn pre-nerf with it.

>>769273 I don't know what that is. New Radahn boss for DLC? God it pisses ne off how much I've missed. I can not wait to play it.

>>769269 >>769273 >hit reply by accident I tried STR, STR/FTH, DEX/FTH, ARC/FTH, etc. but INT was the most fun. I wish there was a better way to manage spells, having to cycle through them mid fight is difficult.

>>769282 Oh sorry it's a bit of a spoiler, Miquella got Radahn's soul and shoved it into Mogh's corpse to create his new champion and final boss of the DLC. It was really difficult to beat, I think unarguably the hardest boss they ever made. They nerfed it a few months after the release of the DLC.

some people "mogh" i "gogh"

>>769283 spells are gay Ashes of War are always better

>>769295 >bit of a spoiler >for a 1 year old DLC