guys I literally have zero clue what's even happening
I took the stupid tag assist gear, so now all my quick assists are fucked up
but it doesn't matter that all my quick assists are fucked up...because I cant see any of the yellow/red flashy lights from that stupid intensity modifier
but not even that matters. because literally every single strong attack/dodge I do generates a stupid tag assist thing. so I now have to fucking make sure I trigger the tag assist prompt in time (while also paying attention to the fucking giant in front of me so I can dodge/panic EX in time to avoid getting one tapped)
oh but also: I can't do the tag assist thing with Nicole half the time, because her attacks trigger a quick assist instead of a tag assist...so after I do a quick assist with her, I have to make sure even harder that I don't fuck up and swap characters an extra time on accident and leave someone twiddling their fucking thumbs while the fuckass skylander giant hits me with his funsized fidget spinner attack and kills me in one hit
oh yeah, also I have UNLIMITED ENERGY AND ULTIMATE but I can't just spam them all the time and mash the spacebar because I can't always be sure if a tag assist or a quick assist is gonna happen and because I can't be a retard and let the character I swapped AWAY FROM GET SMACKED ONCE AND DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE APPARENTLY MY OLD AGENT DOESN'T SAY INVINCIBLE WHEN I DO THE STUPID TAG ASSIST THING HALF THE TIME? YEAH OKAY SURE I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON, THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING GAME THAT I'VE BEEN PLAYING-
OHHHH GREAT: MY THREE AND A HALF MINUTES ARE UP. I HAVE TO RESTART THE ENTIRE FUCKING FIGHT AGAIN BECAUSE I DIDN'T SPAM SPACEBAR ENOUGH TIMES WHEN I WAS SPAMMING DODGE COUNTER EARLIER, WHOOPS!
what the hell am I doing here man...why didn't I just pick Miyabi and win...whats happening to my brain