I'm bored so I'm gonna make an isekai - roll for your 2.x wife edition. To roll do /roll {1d100} without the space.
1- Pan Yinhu becomes your beloved husband and he cooks you incredible meals every day
2-10- Yixuan becomes your wife and you show this 36 year old what romance feels like for the first time in her life
11-20- Fufu becomes your wife and you watch old chinese kung fu movies all day and repopulate the tiger thirens
21-30- Sweety becomes your wife and together you make Yum Cha Sin the most popular restaurant in Failume, and also have sweaty sex every day after work in the back
31-40- Yuzuha becomes your wife and you essentially become a test subject for all her retarded pranks, but it's okay cause she's just teasing you so you get fed up and force yourself on her JK pussy
41-50- You get married to SEED. You better be a footfag cause there's a lot of it going around in this relationship. She's also incredibly retarded but atleast you're learning to speak bangboo
51-60- Sarah becomes your wife. At first you don't really know what she does for work but you get sucked into the exaltist schemes and plots. The sex is insane though, she periodically refines you and you get a crazy ethereal dick.
61-70- You get married to Alice. It's a great life, essentially a trophy husband and living in the thymefield mansion. Your entire wardrobe and style is switched out for symmetry however.
71-80- Orpheus is your wife. You and her build legos in her room 24/7 when she isn't off burning hollow raiders alive. Magus also occasionally nags you for not getting Orphie pregnant yet but truth be told you want to fuck her as well and end up busting loads all over her gun barrel half the time.
81-90-You get married to Lucia. She's got a retarded accent cause she's from a hick part of Eridu, but her ass is fucking incredible and she's magic, or something.
91-99-You get married to Yiddy. I hope you enjoy tentacle sex cause on the weekends you will be violated by this octopussy hag.
100-Your wife is Zhao, THE VOID HUNTER OF 2.X, GIGA POWERFUL GIGA SEXO RABBIT GODDESS OF NEW ERIDU. You won, she bullies you relentlessly but it doesn't matter you won.