liz thread liz memes

roll for her not really

new neanderthal new me

>>955370 1. You're just guessing, you have no proof. 2. Bigger brain =/= smarter.

Once again sex with my id ...

It's a lawless land out there away from my bros, bros...

My PoV.

Bros I saved so much Jalter AI slop I think I broke my phone's memory.

Good morning bros, today I will be talking about Uma Musume even though there's a perfectly usable umamusume thread, also have I told you I'm going to Japan, I've only been saying that for the past five months but it's okay if you missed my posts

>>955390 Ninkigal ... i hate you

I have gotten so far Gorgon, Medusa and now Euryale. I just need Stheno

All lippers must die.

>>955401 you love lizards don't ya? are you perhaps a lizzer?

Channeling the sexiest servant in FGO

>>955390 Gross, but cool Rikyu

>>955404 I like snakes, indifferent to actual lizards tho

>>955405 truth nuke

>>955407 I keep telling everyone to stop doing this. It results in gay sex far too often.

>>955407 >>955407 >Having the most sweaty, lovey-dovey, baby-making, plappy, copulation SEX with my id servant. Nice. Arash is a nice guy.

>>955407 I saw it

>>955410 Cute

Ophelia.

>>955419 OOOOOOOOO

>>955397 Kill yourself lipper

>>955407 A glitch seemed to have happen, a post disappeared. Dont worry bro, I saved your awesome post so everyone can see it

Give me a dragon ID!

>>955407 Bro you cant hide that you gotta stick with it ... you will have "the most sweaty, lovey-dovey, baby-making, plappy, copulation SEX with my id servant." i Personally dont like Persian men but you seem to love em a lot ....

Looking forward to Summer Shaku. She is just a straight up upgrade from JETS.

>>955397 No you see you had to make this 2 post for maximum (You)s

>>955419 Brophelia...

1d20 = 13 1d20 = 19

>>955432 >shaku Who?

>>955442 I never remember her chinese name.

>>955442 you should know this by now...

>>955441 When it finally happens FGO 2 will release.

>>955426 You got sun instead.

>>955389 That's neato.

>>955439 Cute mom

>>955449 That's weird since it's the one FGO uses and her nip name isn't even in the wikipedia page for the actual character.

Having the most sweaty, lovey-dovey, baby-making, plappy, copulation SEX with Arcueid.

Boring ID as usual.

>>955464 :[

Answer my call and stand vigil over my posts! Come Forth, GUARDIAN OF THE BROS.

>>955481 Bob'd

>>955481 Such a beautiful shade of red...

>>955481 >Guardian of the bros Cernunnos is bro confirmed

>>955433 Sorry, I've fucked off to post on 4chan instead because all you fags are complete lamewads. Sub-10 posts as per the norm, all of them off topic.

>>955481 Nice.

>>955461 Cutest!

>>955505 That's pretty cute. Mom probably had a long day of work and her feet and ankles were killing her due to the heels and her son let her have his shoes.

>>955482 >>955487 >>955489 >>955494 >>955508 I didn't choose the bob life with a bob wife. The bob life with a bob wife chose me. Total Fae Death Dumb Prostitute Corpse

>>955465 It is how it is.

new me new everyone

>>955522 I would criticize you for being an anti-Bob schizo but I think Kama is wormed-up garbage so it would be hypocritical if I did.

niggars

>>955545 Nurse is supposed to hate women, not blacks.

aesc roll

My bravest spiciest take Morgan > Aesc

Gonna need a ruler ID, thanks

One neat ID to go, thank you.

>>955567 Got your ruler, sorry bro.

>>955575 wtf, actualy got a neet

>>955585 Apparently that's how it works around here. Don't ask for a specific servant, just a personality or defining trait.

>>955591 I want a servant who is good in bed

>>955599 Prima Nocta...

>>955565 but Morgan = Aesc

rolling...

>>955529 That's going in the folder ...

new 'toss

>>955607 so sorry bro it hits the best of us ...

>>955607 Bro...

>>955599 I mean, Gil is good in bed? That kind of works?

>>955622 A FUCKING LEAF

Deploying partner servant for thread.

War is good.

If I got in a HGW I'd use my hair or blood or whatever as a catalyst to summon myself from the future, who would then tell me how to win the war. Then my future self wishes for current me to become super powerful, which makes it possible for me to become a servant in the future, and current me gets a free wish. GG ez.

>>955666 Makes me wonder if gods of war appreciate foreign wars even if their patron peoples are losing them. Like what do Mars, Tezca, and Bishamonten think of the likes American GIs, The Grand Armee, or the Red Army? Do they lend a hand despite the lack of belief? Do they instigate wars even if they and their patrons have no part in it?

>>955667 what if your future self told you you had to sacrifice everything you cared about in order to win?

>>955683 I ask him if it's worth it. If he says no then I just ask him to help me stay alive, or I just have him purposefully lose a fight while I bunker down at the church for protection.

>>955667 What if your future self is an Okitabro?

Neeting away... >game chat started karma chameleon lyric singing >misread it as kama and almost type out kama... No... Kama living rent free in my head...

>let's try calling for elly and see which one we get. I giggled... Oh god I giggled at liz joke oh my goooooood

I get raped by my ID

>>955692 I'll know it's just some kind of doppleganger servant fucking with me and immediately use my CS to order him to reveal his true name and form. Unless he likes Okita Alter, she's cool.

>>955680 Tezca doesn't seem to care about sides or beliefs as long as it's entertaining

>>955700 I'll take Panda sex

>>955697 LIZ O V E

>>955707 apparently

>>955690 if it wasn't worth it your future self would BETRAY AND TRAP you in the hyperbolic time chamber

>>955703 Then he wouldn't want the entertainment to end, right? So he would try to add fuel to the fire by supporting sides.

>>955709 AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>955707 Cute ID

>>955712 That's why he presents himself as an arms dealer

I learned about hexadecimal today, bros Now the ids make sense

I genuinely don't know who my id is. Can I have a QRD?

>>955742 No. Watch Tsukihime.

Good night, bros.

>>955742 It's Mash recolor

Kama Love!

>>955738 I learned about it from zero escape.

>>955742 Not a historical/mythological figure. Feel free to ignore any and all reference to it and think poorly of those that genuinely like the character.

>>955742 Anal sex Loves curry Nun Senpai of shiki Rivals with arc Glasses Church executioner

>>955775 >you have to like ONLY historical figures Mental illness.

>>955531 We'd agree on that one too. Great minds think alike, I suppose.

>>955742 (spoilers for Tsukihime) >Arcueid btfos Broa before he can pick out a good host for his next reincarnation >ends up as a random French village slut >but the slut has insanely good magic circuits >Broa takes over the slut's body, strips naked, and tortures and massacres a ton of people >Arcueid shows up and btfos the slut (with the help of Zelretch) >Broa moves on to his next host, but the slut survives because of her magic circuits >the church tortures her a bunch but she's conceptually incapable of dying, she just keeps regenerating and will continually do so until Broa is permanently killed >she becomes an elite vamp hunter fanatic >she believes that Shiki is Broa, so she pretends to be his senpai, hypnotizing him and his entire school until Broa fully manifests, at which point she plans to murder him with a special weapon and then commit suicide >curry goes in her mouth then comes out her ass That's all there is to it.

>>955742 The best heroine from Tsukihime. She's Shiki's wife. Arcueid got BTFO. >>955755 Good night Lipfriend.

>>955799 In your dreams faggot.

>>955799 Arcueid is genuinely boring so that's not a surprise desu, any heroine is better thanher.

>>955777 >anal sex is this your own fetish that you are pushing or an actual character trait

>>955779 Try again, bro. Non-historical/mythologicsl figures are just irrelevant and can be ignored. If someone does genuinely like the character, then they are the kind of person that likes Nasu nonsense and can be looked down on. Same with Sakuraislop.

>>955801 >Gets utterly destroyed and killed by Ciel >Has to go cry to Gaia and have a factory reset to use the Planet's own life force >Still can't kill Ciel with all of that >Gets BTFO by Shiki, as he proclaims his love for Ciel

>>955808 BASED

>>955802 >kamafag You have godawful taste.

>>955755 Dunno about that Lipper, I've been waking up to odd growls that I chalked up to my body shaking me awake because I'm snoring but last night I was in a comfily lying down on my side with ample support for my head and open airways and just as I was about to drift to sleep another long as hell growl woke me. Decided to thank the house elves for waking me up from a sleep apnea episode but I just don't know anymore. Used to be that I just occasionally heard old man grunts or ladies laughing, these growls are a bit too consistent to my liking.

>>955812 Kama >>> Arc Ciel >>> Arc My taste >>> yours

>>955806 I have a theory that same time posts in 8chan dont appear in the thread until you refresh. This wasnt the first time I made a post at the same time as someone else only to not see my post until I refreshed the page

>>955807 People liking nasu? In the FGO general? No way. Again, you seem mentally ill man.

>>955820 Yes, that happens because this website can be very buggy

>>955820 This website does appear funky in some respects so that wouldn't surprise me.

Cielfags are retards.

Do you really have to do this Arc vs Ciel shit every thread? Everyone in Tsukihime is trash

Violent bloody big tiddy white girls sex between Arc and Ciel is the canon ending to Tsukihime

>>955805 iirc she gets fucked in the ass in the VN.

>>955834 Yes, he is attention seeking

>>955834 Ummm akiha isnt trash she is very sexy

>>955839 sometimes flatter is better.

as type moon fans, we dont always get along. some guys like saber, some guys like arc. but i think we can all agree takeuchi is a nasty faggot hack rat who should be lobotomized in such a way that he returns to his old art style without copypaste bullshit.

>>955821 >You HAVE to like Nasu in the FGO general Mental illness. And worse projection.

>>955844 Takeuchi drew this You lost

>>955839 Sex...

>>955835 Will that be in the TRUE END (TRUE) if you complete every route in Glass Moon and Red Garden like how Seiba got a special TRUE END in the end of Fate/Stay Night?

>>955847 You don't HAVE to, but to try to degrade others and pretend people here don't like the author of the most beloved TM entries is beyond delusion

i am so tired all the time.

>>955834 Everyone except Arc you mean. Arc is cute.

>>955858 NOOOOOOO BROKITAAAAAA

>>955848 i didn't like her

>>955859 >>955834 Apologize to Hisui.

>>955866 Oh you're right. I forgot. Kohaku is great too.

>>955858 Bro…

>>955853 >Try to degrade Yeah, just like I look down on people who describe Twilight, Harry Potter, or Hunger Games characters as their favorite. >pretend people here don't like... Never said anything about what /alter/ likes. Just about protocols for dealing with non-historical/mythological servants and what to think of people who actually like such characters. Delusional.

>>955848 >some rando big tit character just to increase the average bust size of the Tohno mansion occupants Yawn who cares

>>955858 Same

>>955890 Oh shit. Quick ID shift.

>>955890 So you just think the majority of the general has bad taste? Why stick with people you see as beneath you then?

I think Nasu SUCKS.

n

the first crossover character was like 8 months into the game's life. you should have plenty of time to have accepted they're in the game but not canon and basically just for funsies.

>>955481 I wish that was me.

>>955919 nemo is way sexier than noah for some reason. i cant tell why...

>>955844 True, I hate him because I share a birthday with him

We have 2 Skadis in the thread! Buff a quick poster RIGHT NOW

>>955936 I only buff my favorites!

>>955939 i buffed your favorite last night.

>>955936 i dont have any posters of quick servants my wife has a wallscroll of avenger nobu though but not like a cringe one a cool one

>>955940 Of course you did, you’re one of my favorites Medusa!

the bonus servants for this event suck so much kirei is nice but then half the nodes are knight

>>955989 >kirei is nice

Those with reliable gut feelings for anything gacha and gambling related, I seek your assistance. This isn't FGO related, but on rate is 1k, when will I get it. More cute angel neet as payment.

>>955993 i think its very clear that the context is in terms of "he is useful to have an event bonus on"

>>955989 I think that's why they tossed us a damage CE

>>956000 And he is also nice.

>>955989 Has Kirei shown up at all yet?

>>955999 >ID changed to Johanna No... It should have been the angel... Still funny that it's another christian though.

>>955993 name one bad thing he did

>>956006 gun to my head? i would say pull the fucking trigger.

>>956011 He sent this pure and innocent little loli to her death.

>>956014 you mean grown ass man

>>956014 she deserved it.

>>956014 I can't believe hundred faces used child soldiers.

>>956014 Ghosts don't die. They just lose magical energy and get sent back to the throne.

>>956034 Heroic spirits never leave the throne of heroes. Servants are their projection on Earth so they just disappear when they are "killed".

>>956038 NEEEERD

>>956038 Is this like Gantz where every single servant is just a copy?

>>956038 I've always believed that being recorded in the Throne of Heroes is a pretty bad deal for any Heroic Spirit. The original is never actually sent to participate in any Grail War or similar event, they only read records of what happened, so for them it's gotta be nothing more than fiction. It's also outside space and time so there's no escaping it, outside of literal miracles that is.

>>955993 He gave me a lap dance. That’s the nicest thing he did for me.

I see how it is...

>>956066 Especially for her knowing that her wish will never be a really combined with the fact that it's a idiotic wish from the start.

*reality *an idiotic

>>956087 >save her kingdom from ruin >timeline gets pruned because it wasn't meant to be

Its taco tuesday bros

>>956119 yeah, a local place has tacos half off every tuesday. it's a steal, at least for where i live.

>>956072 just kidding, haha

>>955993 >defends innocent child from schizophrenic sword boy Yes he is a hero

>Look at /alter/ 120 list >My name is still stuck in Failed/Incomplete despite having 1 maxed I’m irrelevant now!

If it was legal, would you keep a fae as a pet?

>>956179 Maybe if it's Melu.

>>956179 I don't think there's anything the law could do if it wasn't legal.

>>956179 Something like Melusine or Barghest? Yeah. They are pretty inconsequential and are pretty animalistic to the point of being easily domesticated. Stuff like Muriel, Bob, Coral, Aurora or Hope? Nah, they are too human-like. Their instincts bite deeper than just their physical needs. Aurora NEEDS to be the center of attention and the dangers they bring when those aren't met are arguably more dangerous, subversive, and potent than the physical threat of a lovestruck Barghest or a bored Melusine.

>>956194 Fuck the police fr fr.

>>956204 Ok

>>956228 why do i want to fuck skadi more after looking at this picture when shishou is the one half naked and skadi is the one in the background?

>>956179 Have you seen in-game messages such as "pet Bobcat" or "I want Aurora pet"? Yep, that's me. >>956201 Bob is a grimalkin. A cat. Bobcat if you will.

>>956232 Less is more.

>>955742 She has a big butt.

>>956286 for you

>Sono-G ID Jackpot!

>>956298 Isn't that more of a 3rd place trophy?

>>956299 He's the best character in Mahoyo though.

>>956299 He's my favorite Mahoyo character, so first place in my book.

>>956299 He's the biggest chad though

UOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEX WITH MY ID UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>956320 Pisstress...

played another 6 hours of Silksong today i fought tooth and needle to beat the second beastfly but i failed gonna try more tomorrow i don't think i'll ever touch the Wandjina event

>>956422 I'm getting filtered by Last Judge myself. Also, there's an event?

>>956422 Won't eat ze bagz Won't fuck ze bagz Won't play ze bagz

>>956445 last judge is simple just wait for her to do the ground slam, do 2 pogos off her and focus solely on dodging for anything else >>956449 >Won't fuck ze bagz speak for yourself i need Hornet bouncing on my cock stat

>>956454 The problem is that walking back there is soooo tedious

Married to my id

>>956465 i know they are gonna patch the sister and the moorhuhn to only deal 1 damage but what really needs patching is putting a fucking bench in front of that boss here's my advice for the runbacks: >sprint jump onto the cage >wait for the fly to come out >slap it downwards once >wait for it to move away a bit >jump, dash then pogo off it, pushing it into the worms from there on you can take a route that doesn't have you interacting with any enemy

>>956478 Oh yeah? Let’s see your ring command code on Skadi

good night, bros

>>956488 I gave her ice cream & she said yes

>>956484 Im done with it already

>>956484 Just beat Judge. That cheeky explosion after the fight almost fucking killed me, it left me at 1 HP. At least it's done.

>>956449 >>956454 why do people keep drawing her so sexy when shes actually a stick?

>>956562 to be fair, that second image is Ines, not Hornet

>>956562 Sex sells

>>956562 The 1st unspoiled pic is the most erotic one though.

>>956565 i love free deployment points ,,,

>>956580 wtf the nobu ID was supposed to be mine

>>956611 It can't be helped.

>>956611 Is that so

>>956066 In old type moon I would have agreed with you, but in a post Enma-tei heroic spirits in the throne can do more or less what they want world the throne is cool.

Recommend me some Fate related books. Also look at this cool ID.

>>956677 I like The Count of Monte Cristo.

>>956677 You're not my bro until you've read takeuchi's Manga https://mangadex.org/title/073d116c-2c18-48c2-bad7-b4284d893145/maid-san-wa-majo https://mangadex.org/title/b275fa4e-3cbf-4b05-ab71-0875d301bc51/clowick-canaan-vail https://mangadex.org/title/acf9e80b-3ef4-427e-a393-7a5aed6ddea2/valkyria

>>956677 Red Branch by Morgan Llywelyn

>>956677 all of Hiroyama's doujins especially the one where Meuniere calls DaVinci a tranny

>>956677 Musashi by Eiji Yoshikawa (multi-book series)

>>956677 The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley

>>955852 The most-ultimatest True End of Tsukihime will be Shiki needing to become the head of both the Tohno and Nanaya households, so his children with Akiha will be Tohnos and his children with Arcueid will be Nanayas. Ciel will get married and open a bakery with Arihiko.

>>956769 And Kohaku gets back into the rape basement.

>>956677 Grendel by John Gardner

>>956677 Tacitus' Annals

>>955848 Azure, you need to accept that Arach is ugly and annoying.

>>956677 The Crucible by Arthur Miller (play)

>>956677 The King Must Die and The Bull from the Sea by Mary Renault

>>956677 The Masters of Rome series by Colleen McCullough (Roman Republic and Julius Caesar) I'll stop here for now.

Uh, do any of those books have pictures in them?

>>956824 Yes see >>956719

>>956824 yes see >>956823

>>956677 The Odyssey: A Modern Sequel The Gallic War The Bible

im struck by how little of Roman history we have servants from, we need more rome wank

>>956863 >wish granted >but all the roman servants will mention how Nero is cool and great and pretty I hope you like it

>>956863 Eh, considering how they've been handled it's probably for the best if the good ones stay unused. I have 0 faith that any of them would receive a decent portrayal

Check out this ID

Moshi-moshi~ Sex, please!

>>956898 Stay away

>>956893 That's a Cu ID bro

>>955371 There's a Kama...

>>956863 Also, Egypt. We only have 3 servants from one of the cradles of civilization

>>955761 Kama's upset...

>>956954 The thing about cradles of civilization is that they were a long time ago, and so the stuff we know about them is fragmentary and weird.

>>956963 >is fragmentary and weird. Sounds perfect for Type Moon. Can't wait for Egyptian gods to be revealed as giant robots from dimensional rifts.

>>956963 That doesn't stop them from making Mesopotamia servants

all the gods in fate are fake and gay, except for the Father and his son, Jesus the Christ.

>>956232 Properly worn uniforms are actually quite sexy.

>>956989 and Miyu!

>>957002 Miwho?

>>956878 Constantine is good. But he isn't real roman

>>956954 It's 4, you forgot to count Tut. But your point still stands.

>>956863 Wish granted, the next servant will be Hannibal

>>957040 I did count Tut. I was leaving out Cleo since I don't think she's egyptian?

>>957080 Would be cool actually.

>>957080 that doesn't really seem like a monkey paw curling to me.

>>957080 On one hand, Hannibal is cool. On the other hand, FGO isn't exactly known for being good in handling tactician types of characters.

id be fine with it as long as they made hannibal a cute, petite girl

>>957115 Hannibal isn't exactly roman wanking

>>957080 a couple years ago i was still fully expecting Hannibal to be our grand rider

>>957080 Getting Hannibal and Scipio in gudaguda 2 style event would be neat

>>957121 What is your opinion on loli Hitler?

>>957133 Sex. I fapped many times to her in dai-teikoku.

I want shota Hitler. Would be funny.

>>957137 Lolis and grown men? You'd have sex with anything.

the only real way to do hitler is the ojisan form who died peacefully in Argentina

>>957080 delenda est

After seeing the Tsuki discourse I have come up with a conclusion everyone can be satisfied with: Arc is the best hot girl. Ciel is the best mid girl.

Bros, is it gay if I want to have sex with this nemo?

>>957270 It's not gay to have sex so you should be fine, sis.

>>957275 Then why does the term gay sex exists?

>>957270 What a retarded design

>>957270 Look at how tall he is: >>955919 That should ruin him for you

>>957285 Tall femboys are hot though.

>>957266 Ciel is the 2nd-best girl belonging to the church faction.

>>957323 Who's on 4th?

>>957323 The first is, of course, the mysterious Kiara Kissyoin.

Alaya-san look! I summoned another foreigner!

>>957326 Kiara is the cutest bald female in the Nasuverse.

>>957332 Altera bros...

>>957269 A little cute and helpfulma...

>>957328 fuck Alaya let's ally with Gaia instead

Cool id, summon me a cool servant!

>>957344 Sick.

>>957340 What are the benefits?

>Flight utilizing brooms is a form of Mystery that is currently supported by the Thaumaturgical Foundation - Black Magic section all over the world. It acts as a transportation method utilizing magical energy as fuel. There are different methods, such as the Jet Method that achieves maximum air speed transiently, and the low-cost Ether Sail method. The current new method of using brooms as transportation, the Anchor Attraction Ascension method designed by Touko Aozaki, a patented process also called "Touko Travel", involves planting a magical anchor at the destination to allow the magus to be pulled towards it much like being pulled by a retracting elastic band. >>>Touko Travel She's so quirky....

>>957328 i will say this, based on her interactions in the event store, vandjina has a very cute voice

>>957328 That's another Ordeal Call chapter for you, Guda.

>>957355 Wow, that patent will provide generational wealth for our children.

>>957348 sweaty sex with a girl that gets embarassed if you call her flat

90++ tonight few apples to final clear what I need from the shop.

>>956711 Same bro, I'm almost finished. >>956815 Just realized that most recs where yours, thanks bro I'll save them.

>>957357 I'm not a fan of her voice personally. She has that squeaky annoying quality to it but it's not squeaky and annoying enough to reach lovable shitgremlin voice like Locusta.

>>957366 Illya is very lucky

>>957365 I think she invented Touko Travel because it allows her to fly drunk without crashing.

>>957368 Why the rush bro?

>>957345 Yea he's pretty cool

>>957400 That's doesn't look very flat at all bro. Was the flat earth society telling lies?

>>957390 Work unironcally

>>957418 yeah, she's obviously not flat but she gets embarassed if you call her that

>banned from everywhere else I visit except here (except 4chan that doesn't count) Bros... At least you guys are cool about me. Right?

>>957425 I reject the offer of working for free then.

>>957430 why were u banned bro?

>>957430 Yes

>>957380 On top of that, transportation seems to be one of Touko's interests, as shown by her owning at least three vehicles. She's definitely the type to go all-in and do something ridiculous when a subject interests her enough, so Touko Travel existing isn't that questionable.

>>957430 depends, are you the jalterfag who bitches about the oc2 thing?

>>957431 ok but imagine her saying this as you cum inside her

>>957448 Tempting...but tits too big. Sorry.

>>957434 I'm not even entirely sure. >>957437 For real this is the comfiest general I go to. No drama. No petty shit. On topic but times of off topic in limited amounts to keep things fresh but not going off the rails. There's a good balance here that feels rare these days.

My AP was maxed out for 2 hours today before I realized...

>>957456 what if she comes with a bonus Illya?

>>957490 I forgot to turn the app on yesterday and still haven't finished OC1

>>957489 my least favorite aspect of halfchan is the resident tranny giving 3days for even slightest off-topic.

>>957430 Are you that faggot Russian who posts armpits? No? Then you’re cool bro