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pph raising exercise Anonymous 06/03/2021 (Thu) 01:35:48 No. 5763
For every post in this thread you make, you will hang out with one little girl within the next year, but for every post you don't make in this thread (a number of posts that's the number of posts you have made including 0 + 1 unposted) you must post in this thread, failing to do so means you will never hang out with a little girl again. At 10 posts in this thread you are guaranteed to hang out with at least 3 little girls per year for the rest of your life. When this thread falls off the catalog or is deleted, all participants are given the 10 post reward under assumption of a good faith effort to raise the pph, but only if the thread has more than 150 posts in it. If the thread is deleted before reaching 150 posts, only the OP will receive the 3 little girl hang outs per year for life, as insurance against attempts to interfere with the pph being raised. If you get dubs it counts as 2 posts for the 10 goal, trips 3 and quads 10 - immediately securing your place in lg history.
>>5763 The little girls you would hang out with are also whatever AoA is applicable to you.
They can also be boys if you are an fagot, but they are girly looking boys. Bifags can choose. If you like masculine boys you'll just have to suffer the ramifications of having shit taste.
Raising the pph is the central purpose of this thread however, these are merely side benefits.
I was never good at math. Can you explain it like you would to a 5 year old? How many posts for my child, thanks.
>>5767 10x guarantees lifelong lg happiness less if you get digits this is my sixth post because I got these dubs >>5766 and this would otherwise be my 5th post.
>>5768 also technically you get 1 girl per post in this next year of time after posting, but if you fail to ever post again after that one post and the thread goes poof before 150 posts then you get no lgs ever again. But if it is deleted after 150 posts then all who posted in it will be assumed to be going for 10 and given the ultimate lifelong 3 lgs a year reward.
having to explain this thread is really helping me make 10 and also helping the pph so thanks for helping :3
whoever gets this upcoming 777 can score 3 of their 10 right away since I'll be done the next post
this is my 10th post so I get 3 lgs to hang out with per year now and all of them are cute chubby tots antis = btfod, pph = raised
I'll be back to claim my tots tomorrow. I sleep now.
>>5776 777 first
>>5776 based >>5777 you're doing well
But do I get to have sex with my lolis after I post 10 itt?
>>5780 I'm not your dad.
posting for lolis and happiness
>>5783 but you can be OwO
>>5793 YooooooooooowU
FINAL DIGIT IS THE AGE OF YOUR LOLI WIFE
>>5811 check my digits for tot bride
3 y/o girl wife
>>5814 too old not really though 4 is fine
hang pedos lmao
>>5812 Congrats on your 2 year old wife, anon
>>5816 >hang pedos lmao You have a six year old wife though now, anon!
>>5817 I'm jealous tbh that's peak tot years
(328.07 KB 1076x1522 baby wife.jpg)

(45.15 KB 1280x720 giveloli.jpg)

lets make it happen


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