The key to being a pedo on twitter is -Apologize for existing at all times -Virtue signal how evil you think pedos who don't hate themselves are -Shill virped

>>7906 thats not the finding trick

>>7907 Your gonna need a goat, a fancy knife, two mop buckets, a potted fern, your mother or a prostitute, 7 candles (two pumpkin scented, and the rest unscented and green), and a poem about warm socks you wrote on a tuesday morning while it was raining. Organize the 7 candles into a partial hexagon, you form the last node. Place the poem on the far side, and have the goat stand in the mop buckets (it helps if you take the wheels off). Lick the knife, then cut the fern at the stem and throw it at the goat while your mother (or the whore) lights the candles. Recite the poem from memory, then loudly berate your mother (or the prostitute) for going too slow and dismiss her from the room. After that, take out your phone and the twitter page of your ideal little girl should appear on your phone. If you mess up the phone part, your mother (or the prostitute) will burst into flamaes instead.

Be muslim. That way people who report you will get banned for bigotry.

>>7909 Can't Twitter ban the Taliban.