>>105941 Some kind of curio store that should not be able to stay afloat by common sense reasoning, but somehow does.

>>105941 Bartender's a classic.

>>105932 I do not understand the law and chaos thing. Is that just DC's excuse for why nothing is allowed to improve? >>105939 >Like, how the fuck so many RL diseases still exist, and how there are no super diseases/plagues made by mad scientists in their Like in Marvel, cancer will always be a thing, even the guy with perfect healing powers still cannot cure cancer. The guy that can reality warp and build an entire universe cannot stop it. I like Empowered and how they have STDs that grant superpowers, but people do not want to catch them. Most are strange alien STDs that do not match well with humanity.

>>105942 >God then ragequits and leaves a minion to try and fix shit. ...Are you sure about that? I could have sworn God fucked off ages ago and left his secretary to run things long before the succu demon lord became a thing.

>>105941 Antiquities Pawn shop Gift shop Basically anything where you could find oddly specific items

>>105941 Antique store

>>105941 Antiques. Or lingerie.

>>105928 I tried and now she has a tight grip on my head. >>105939 I thinks that's just her divine powers stopping me from moving away.

>>105941 Coffee shop owner, I love that one and please stop summoning me.

>>105951 Beta male.

>>105923 That's so far off anon. >>105914 The "Drama" Was that type 95 was talking with a terrorist, Said terrorist only stopped since he was a fan of her work and she talked him down. The chinks saw this as NTR and spun a bunch of fanfiction and spammed NTR everywhere. Other servers didn't really believe it but they spammed over the firewall and started spamming in MTL translations against others who didn't care >>105943 >>105939 >All I remember were the T-dolls are repurposed sex-dolls meme. Its not far off, T-Dolls are Repurposed A-Dolls or Civilian Androids to fight. Dolls were made for many different purposes.

>>105946 There are bigger DC experts than me, but I think it is just another way to have conflicts between generally good and evil forces that threaten the world. Like how New Genesis v Apokolips is an ever present conflict.

>>105941 I like being the barkeep that gives very good advice.

>>105952 >please stop summoning me. That was good. Did translation ever pick back up?

>>105918 Adop- >>105920 Damnit anon, that's literally the perfect gif for this. >>105926 You mean, fall in love with her due to you mistaking her attempts to be friendly with her being into you? I mean, I won't see it's good, but you'd have to actively try to be worse than her last boyfriend (that's specifically FGO Suzuka, so she's never met Kazu-kun, meaning that Mr. "I hate the Emishi, I hate the Oni" Tamuramaro is her only prior love interest, and well....). So, uh, yeah. Give it your best shot and if she reciprocates your feelings go ahead. Just make sure to keep in mind that if she does something to betray you, she's probably trying to help you but impulsively decided not to communicate this to you. >>105946 Well, they can't when it's plot relevant that they can't. Other times they can just, hand-wave all health issues. >>105947 Pretty sure you're right, Ilias is just the buffest angel God left behind to keep things running. She took up the jobtitle of God so now everyone cals her God.

>>105939 >Wait, they actually did it? Yep! Darkseid was feeling particularly petty that day. >>105929 Just as planned.

>>105954 >The "Drama" Was that type 95 was talking with a terrorist, Said terrorist only stopped since he was a fan of her work and she talked him down. The chinks saw this as NTR and spun a bunch of fanfiction and spammed NTR everywhere. Other servers didn't really believe it but they spammed over the firewall and started spamming in MTL translations against others who didn't care So Chinks have a lack of reading comprehension?

>>105950 >Magic lingerie store >woman knows everything about the guy you're trying to seduce >Has a wall of sex toys for the thing you've been thinking of trying out. >You think you see an entire wall of bdsm gear in the back as you walk by.

>>105954 It's tldr with apparently, you dumbdumb. Read nigga read.

>>105941 Go against the grain. Be the mysterious Pizzeria.

>>105941 A pet shop of course.

>>105963 I’d be surprised if the Mafia hadn’t tried that already

>>105963 >Be the mysterious Pizzeria. >Exactly what you wanted in five minutes!

>>105957 There was some more on mangakakalot but that got nuked so I guess not

>>105966 >jumper is just using the magic pizza box from Night In The Woods to summon unlimited pizza

>>105962 And I'm saying that parts of your tl;dr was wrong anon. >>105960 >So Chinks have a lack of reading comprehension? After finding out about their links and "Genshin" Forums and how it just suddenly died down after almost a year of nonstop brigading. It seemed more like it was intentionally and paid maliciousness

>>105968 Alternatives include: >That one SCP pizza box >Quest For Glory's pizza summoning perk

>>105969 >sat down in front of large food spread >fed one bite of cake >immediately pulled away Um, excuse me?

>>105969 APPARENTLY

>>105971 Please be patient, they have robo autism.

In DC and Marvel the supers can build space stations, moon bases and super prisons at the bottom of the ocean in a day, but they cannot cure bullet wounds in old ladies. Fuck you comic writers!

>>105974 I'm pretty sure they do stuff like that actually. They just couldn't that time, for reasons.

>>105969 god that looks comfy

>>105975 All because one guy wanted to cuck Spider Man for no real reason. Fuck that guy

>>105974 Some of the people Peter went to had even resurrected the fully dead in the past as well.

>>105975 >STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE MEDICAL INDUSTRY! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU'D BE PUTTING PEOPLE OUT OF A JOB?!