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General Thread #106: Praise the Fool Edition Jumper No. 217880
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit content. >Old thread: >>215807 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
>>218945 a Waifu Catalogue that caters just to me?
>>218937 Supernatural Potential Actualization (iirc) from World Seed + Skill Creation from Medaka Box would help.
>>218949 NTA but looking at this cluster fuck it appears to use the cosmology of a few Waifu Catalog fics in which Jumpers exist as one of the other scary nonsense factions alongside The Company behind the Waifu Catalog. It's pitched as Jump-Chan negotiating a special deal to give you a Contract without having the Company interfere with the chunk of the 'omniverse' your chain takes place in.
>>218952 I am halfway through Pyrocynical's 8 hour long Darkwood video, and questioning if I should bother finishing it
>>218952 I am reading sketchy fanfiction instead of working on my jumps.
>>218952 Trying to find a list of Digimon by whatever game or anime/manga they first showed up in.
>>218953 Go watch SovietWomble's 3 hour long The Forest video instead.
>>218952 Playing other CYOAS, trying to decide how I can work a chain where I'm a MLP Unicorn colt cursed to be unable to stay in the same place for longer than a week.
>>218947 Godzilla's constant experimentation and propensity for change really has got to be one of the franchise's biggest strengths.
>>218952 Reading the Arknights jump on my phone. Trying to figure out chain stuff.
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>>218934 O-oh, okay then. >What kaiju settings All the ones we have jumps for, which I have already been increasingly concerned about ever since I’ve been made aware Singular Point implied every single Godzilla continuity is actually brachiating off the Bigger Godzilla’s incursions into other realities. >>218343 >alone or have a pantheon It’s like a giant corporate conglomerate, with myself and my business partner at the top and other integrated pantheons incorporated under it like associates and subsidiaries. Except “corporate structure” is MoonCorp’s gimmick, and most of it more resembles a celestial bureaucracy instead. >iconic representations On the one hand, I generally prefer to present as an immanent force in my great works. On the other hand, I have a bunch of perks and powers that work great with iconography. To split the difference, icons of myself are neither encouraged nor overlooked but all religious texts are VERY clear I can and will at any point manifest through one as a pillar of fire that delivers some rapid fire miracles before burning it to fine ash. >priesthood Among all the different types of priests, the Illuminati is my foremost representatives. Outwardly they are every single conspiracy theory made manifest, revering me as the strings behind their fingers even as they guide nations towards my grand design and buy and sell world leaders. Inwardly they also host conga parties and bowling competitions to de-stress from being my dread hand gripping the world’s neck. >afterlife There are multiple afterlives, and most of them are subcontracted. I manage our in-house Heaven, the notional post-singularity at the end of all technologically advanced societies, and Yomi Wan. The stars manage themselves. Madoka is her own afterlife, as usual. The Neter Polity claims sovereignty over an outpost of starry A’aru we rent from the setting during the conquest of it’s original rulers. Bradeline’s Well is run by Os-Gabella, who is acknowledged by the Council of Liliths as a member in good standing. >commandments The most fundamental commandments are to use resources efficiently, strive towards greater perfection and to eternalise the environment. After that it again varies heavily depending on the creed being preached. Generally my commandments are more framed as a civic code rather than religious texts for a more codified set of societal norms, but sometimes I’ve had to declare lobbying and sensationalist media abominations against efficient civil governance (which is chaotic, and therefore worse than merely evil in the doctrines I set up) >>218951 >Space Epstein has a sex trafficking ring so big and efficient the writer had to make the setting “omniversal” to cater to non-cuckolds This is hilarious.
>>218760 Lorwyn/Shadowmoor?
>>218960 Shaed which BA girl has the most wife potential?
>>218960 That is among the funnier ways I've heard the Waifu Catalogue described.
Oh, right. Good morning my nikkas. I woke up super early for some reason
>>218959 I think I will teach the Sarkaz how to split the atom.
>>218968 DO NOT EXPOSE ORIGINIUM TO NUCLEAR RADIATION THE SOVIETS HAVE ALREADY TRIED THIS
>>218963 Yuuka is basically already the wife of the game, down to nagging you for neglecting your finances and paperwork
>>218343 As the Skyfather jumper creates a new pantheon of big tiddy angel/god daughteroos each jump. He generally lets them set things up how they want as long as the eldest daughter's plan isn't retarde
>>218937 Don't think 'cheat skill', think 'hack writer'. Find popular things and copy them. So shadow clones, mind palaces, soul contracts, super forms, dual cultivation, time stops, semblances, pokeballs, limit breaks, servants, power theft, stands, reincarnations, metaknowledge, smart phones, artifact gear, broken limiters, magic eyes, super serums, and of course, free magic waifus.
>>218973 >same type of stand
>>218969 What was the result?
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>>218952 Work work work. Besides work I keep on reading Wizard: Starting from the Skill Tree and thinking what to add to Generic Asian Wizard as perks or items.
>>218975 It began extruding highly radioactive flesh masses that themselves produced more radiation and Originium spikes, with the primary mass constantly evolving in weird ways that defied the laws of biology and which constantly shed smaller mutative flesh masses that became ambulant on their own and began parasitizing living and dead hosts to control their bodies.
>>218977 Oh neat. Thats even better. Let’s go liquid Tiberium-Orginium nuclear bomb!
>>218976 Sex with the cups. Lots of sex. >>218971 Eh, I prefer Mimori. Yuuka is more of an office wife
>>218977 ...Why would it do that? Isn't Originium basically psychically responsive clarktech?
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>>218979 >Sex We can't think only about sex. Learning magic and discovering wonder of new worlds is important as well. Even more important.
>>218981 Yeah those worlds are full of new sex. Lots of more sex
>>218980 Yes. No clue why it responds to radiation by creating meat, though it brings to mind some weird theories I have regarding other things.
>>218981 >that flabby fucking leatherblob species on the right outlived the dinosaurs
>>218978 There are some weird flowers in the north pole that have strange optical effects on onlookers. You should cover a missile in them to confuse detection systems and onlookers.
>>218981 Why did you post a picture of the Marvel ho who always jobs into becoming a sex-slave?
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>>218982 Sir your brain is way too focused on sex.
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>>218987 Shut the fuck up. No sex for you.


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