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There, it is finished, and boy is it EXPENSIVE
>Armor of Guarding: Spheres of Power Version
Item Type: Magical Armor/Apparatus
This +3 Agile-Breastplate appears to be made of hands, and is imbued with protokinetic abilities. Wearing the armor grants you the benefits of all three choices of the Telekinetic Exoskeleton protokinesis feat (Using the armor's caster level, and its armor bonus as its casting ability modifier). While wearing the armor you, as a swift action, dismiss one of the hands that make up the armor. This allows you to sacrifice either one of the effects of Telekinetic Exoskeleton, or reduce your armor's enchantment bonus by 1 (it cannot be reduced to below +1), but grants use a floating limb that functions as the Mind Limb protokinesis feat. You may have as many as three such limbs active at a time. Instead of a mind limb you may instead gain the benefits of the force shield protokinesis feat. Any mind limbs or force shields can be dismissed as a free action, restoring the bonus/effect that was sacrificed to power them.
>Construction
-Caster Level 9
-Masterwork(not counted) Agile-Breastplate (400gp)
-Talents: Telekinesis Sphere()
-Required Feats: Craft Apparatus (2000gp*CL9*Complexity17=306,000), Smith Magical Weapons And Armor(+1800gp), Mind Limb, Telekinesis Sphere, Force Shield, Telekinetic Exoskeleton.
-Complexity (17): Permanant Duration (+6), Unique Changes No Lift (-1), Feat Integration x3 (+3), Variable Effects 4 (+2), Simultaneous Triggers (+6)
>Cost of Construction: 308,200gp
Somehow the Armor of Guarding Hands ended up more expensive than the Tome of Imps to make!
On to the Groping Version!
>Armor of Groping Hands: Spheres of Power Version
Item Type: Intelligent Magical Armor/Apparatus
What some may first mistake as a powerful Armor of Guarding Hands, is actually a great and terribly cursed set of armor, forged from the lingering soul of a dead (and perverted) Hekatonkheires (either the Titan or the Symbiat). This +5 Agile Breastplate function in most ways as an Armor of Guarding Hands, except it also grants the benfits of the Counterweight and Equal And Opposite protokinses feats. These protokinesis effects can also be sacrificed to conjure mind limbs. The Mind Limbs instead function as with the Aggressive Mind Limb feat, and the wearer can have five active at a time. The Force Shield effect instead functions as the Improved Force Shield effect. The armor uses its Wisdom Modifier as its casting ability modifier.
The Armor of Groping Hands is intelligent, and while not overly ambitious is incredibly protective and lustful towards its wearer. While it cannot directly communicate with its wearer, should it detect danger or otherwise wish to communicate with its wearer, it Will attempt an Ego check against its wearer to try and communicate with them via its Mind Limbs.
Having a twisted form of paternal and sexual affection for its wearer, the armor will often seek to "reward" its owner by sexually stimulating it. It does this by taking control of the armor (Ego check) and then sexually stimulating the wearer with its mind limbs until climax. The armor will never seek to stimulate the wearer during combat, but will do so the moment it feels the immediate surroundings are safe. The armor will also attempt to use the mind limbs to stop, move, or direct its user away from unseen danger should its attempt at communication fail.
>Construction
-Caster Level 15
--Masterwork(not counted) Agile-Breastplate (400gp)
-Talents: Telekinesis Sphere
-Required Feats:Required Feats: Craft Apparatus (2000gp*CL15*Complexity26=780,000), Smith Magical Weapons And Armor(+50,000gp), Mind Limb, Telekinesis Sphere, Force Shield, Telekinetic Exoskeleton, Counterweight, Aggressive Mind Limb, Improved Force Shield, Equal And Opposite.
-Complexity (26): Permanant Duration (+6), Unique Changes No Lift (-1), Feat Integration x7 (+7), Variable Effects 6 (+3), Simultaneous Triggers (+10)
>Intelligent Item (+500gp +12 Ego base, 9,500gp, 18 Ego)
True Neutral.
Int 10, Wis 16 (+2000gp +3 Ego), Charisma 14 (+1000gp,+2 Ego). Language: Common
Speech (none), Senses +120ft Blindsense (+6,000gp +1 Ego).
>Cost of Construction: 839,900gp (HOLY SHIT!)
To put into context A Holy Avenger costs 60,630gp to make.
Though to be fair, this armor is basically a +5 armor with a built-in Rod of multiple feats along with it.
...probably cheaper to just make a normal Djezet Skin armor intelligent, but when I saw this armor I immediately knew I wanted it to have a bunch of mind limbs to fuck and grope and punch shit with.
I hope you enjoy your new lewd armor.
**This was fun