>>26058 Yup, that sounds certified adorable. >>26059 I imagine it more like a dial-up sound, to be honest. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSRG0TqxLWc >>26060 Ah, so you're the one making that jump. I have no advise to offer beyond putting the sword in the STONE rather the ANVIL. Regardless, good luck fren.

>>26062 >Mhhh could be, maybe based on Greg I request a perk for the pro-monstergirl side that insures you’ll become the kind of monstergirl you want to be. Also a general item to bring the monstergirl invasion to future worlds.

I miss Jujutsu Kaisen What did you do in Jujutsu Kaisen?

>>26065 That's a good way of looking at it. I'll have to think about that. Thanks, anon! >>26068 Thank you as well, Nyanko. And yeah, I'm the one working on it! Don't worry, I'll make sure to include a drawback for mildly misleading titles and legends, just like I promised.

>>26070 Never been there, it didn't look interesting/insufficient number of waifus.

Are there any perks that would let you speak a full dramatic incantation for a spell and keep anyone from doing the smart thing at stopping the obvious bullshit about to come out from it? >>26070 Turn several key characters into cute girls and added them to the harem.

>>26068 Pretty solid really. Indulging my horror side taking a little break from kaiju writing, still working on Minus One though.

>>26077 I've got just the thing. Talking is a Free Action- 100 The magic users of this world often fight at great speeds, making it perhaps a bit nonsensical that they all use such long winded incantations for their most powerful spells. Talking simply seems to be faster than acting in this world, whole conversations taking place during a short fall or several verses being incanted to cast a single spell in the midst of high speed combat. You make this coincidental trait into a true attribute, allowing you to talk far more than others in a short span of time. You, and those you are talking to, can carry entire conversations out within just a fraction of the normal time and this allows you to easily recite even minutes long chants in just a few seconds of time, without actually speeding up your words or blurring them together. From Bastard Part 1

>>26072 Cheap item idea. A bunch of magical looking doodads to don't really do much other than make your home look properly wizardly.

>>26075 There's at least a couple good waifus (Yuki, Maki, Miwa, Nobara, Mei Mei, Yorozu, Riko if you start in Hidden Inventory, Kenjaku in Yuji's mom's body)

>>26079 That is perfect, and it's even in Part 1 before things get truly nonsensical in terms of power levels. On a completely unrelated note what would Dark Schneider be like as a cute girl?

>>26080 Sounds good! I'll make sure to add that in my notes. Thanks, anon!

>>26082 A lot like Rance as a cute girl.

>>25749 >>25756 Tsunade isn't that hot, and her breasts not that big. I blame the drawing but still. >>25883 >Post your favorite ones so I have something to work with Never forget perfection. Yes, it's not MGE. Yes, it's Ilias. It's the Joke.

>>26078 >DBD Ew, that place has gross faggots

>>26082 Probably a lot like a fem!Gilgamesh. Hyper-inflated opinion of herself but with enough firepower to back it up, prone to obliterating anyone who slights her with massive overkill, a weakness for one specific waifu who can make her behave and nobody else, etc. >>26084 IIRC Rance turns into a submissive insecure waifu when you take his hyper weapon away.

>>26083 Happy to help!

>>26088 >>26086 And some attractive women.

>>26089 It's funny how Rance, despite having the largest dick bar one single character, is actually fairly unimpressive as a girl. Shout out to Our Bro Nobunaga tho >pic I would roast her for having such tiny tiddies with such tiny nipples.

>>26089 Part of me wants to put a femGil waifu into a jump, but I've already got something big based on Gil and I'm not sure there's enough Gil in setting to justify two. . . Also I still need work on the ideas I've already decided to definitely use.

>>26037 >Or should I try something more weird? I'm down with this. General Origins like, "Guy getting ganged up on by monster harem," or, "Guy deliberately seeking out singular perfect monster waifu," are fine, but weirder more specialized ones sound fun. >Basement occultists hyped that demon summoning now works, except they can only summon waifus >Absolute lunatics beelining for group-oriented monster girls like Orcs or Khepri so they can play crazy warlord >Guy just minding his business and attracting cool warrior type ones like Mantis and Ochimusha who swear they'll protect him while he has no clue what the fuck they're on about >Absolute madman shagging all the ones that have weird effects on their men to see what happens >Guy enchanted by the discovery of a fantasy world, going through the portals to theirs instead of staying here, guided by some mentor types like Valkyries >Onii-chan who onii-chans so hard his headpats inexplicably create new Witches

>>26077 Similar named perk from DC Occult, though somewhat less potent. Talking Is a Free Action (400 CP, Discount Natural): You know how sometimes people seem to be able to hold conversations or go on monologues during a short leap or cast spells to stop bullets after they leave the barrel of a gun? Well, now you can, too! If you so choose, whenever you begin to speak, time will be compressed. This effect will not last indefinitely; maybe a paragraph or two can be exchanged in a single instant. Where this really shines is that you can cast any short, verbal spells effectively instantly, thereby eliminating a large weakness of many types of magic. This same effect will also be applied to anyone you are speaking to -- though they cannot use it to cast their spells, only to talk -- and attempting to somehow game this for uses other than talking or casting spells will end it. Oh and no one will find this strange or even notice it unless they happen to be… aware of the true nature of reality.

How many plots in a jump do you think you could nip in the bud just with a tip off to the police/a tip + this perk >600cp - This is Reality (Discount for The Expert) >You can, with almost perfect clarity, describe a situation, and then have people understand the scope and implications of it. When you say ‘Billions’, people actually become capable of acknowledging it as ‘Billions’, instead of the psychological and neural shorthand that brains employ all the time. >Essentially, when you explain something, people don’t come back with ‘that’s impossible’ or vehement denials. Nor are they hampered by the limits of their ability to comprehend scope and scale. Because of your explanation, people who listen to you focus on the practical realities of making progress or ensuring overall survival. >This ability to explain even works via assumptions-Assuming it’s happening to the whole world, people will understand the ramifications and scope of that assumption. Even if it isn’t happening , people will act as if it is in a largely rational manner. You can’t incite a panic with this effect, but you can encourage people to take action for or against a situation based on your presentation.

>>26087 >spoiler But I'm not joking

>>26088 In other words, you'd fit right in.

>>26091 The only real one is that Asian girl in the gamer hoodie

>>26100 Then let us praise Ilias, the best character of MGQ!

>>25936 You should replace them with arknights kemonos, they're generally stronger and can actually build advanced societies.

>>26087 Tsunade's pretty hot, homie.

Posting recently fluffed perk to try to help motivate myself to keep working on this. >God Slaying Devil King (500): For a mere Mortal to defeat a Divine Being is impossible nonsense; to wholly defy the natural order, overcome the shackles of fate, and just cheat your way past the nonsensical power that’s inherent to the grandeur of a God. Despite this you have indeed achieved it one way or another and been recognized and adopted by Pandora as one of her illegitimate children, being elevated upon the fall of a divine foe beyond mortal potential. Your form is extraordinarily durable, highly resistant to all external magic, filled with more raw magic power than any mortal magician could dream of, blessed with instincts for conflict surpassing the efforts of mankind, and bearing the love as well as submission of fate to provide extraordinary luck along with the power to simply overturn destiny by your will. These benefits along with other less notable tricks such as an incredible gift for language would make a Campione stand above every mortal in this world with ease yet they aren’t the true boon, merely the transformation needed to carry it despite a comparatively humble birth relative to their prey. For every God slain by a Campione they receive an Authority, a divine power usurped from every God they slay including the first made their own, taking this grants access to the Authorities section below with the associated discount and stipend to select your first Authority and any others you might have already acquired.

>>26106 >they're generally stronger They're casual bullet timers who can tank hits from building sized monsters and lift dozens of tons without a sweat?

Nah this chain is dead in the water, got to be a weird mix of melancholic and comfy and daunting to continue. God damnit.

>>26104 Funny how in MGE I prefer the monstergirls, but my favorite MGQ character is Ilias.

How would Team RWBY fare in Skyrim?

>>26114 Generally rather well unless they run into the crazier mages.

>>26113 Nta, but same. >>26112 Yo, Bee. You miss this? >>26051

>>26113 Good taste my friend!

>>26114 Whiterun burns before even progressing the Civil War questline.

>>26111 Some are, but when i say generally i mean the average joe being stronger. As i understand only people with semblances have anime physics.

>>26112 RIP. Least you had fun with it?

>>26119 Anyone who fights (unless complete mook tier) has Aura, and are generally around that level

>>26115 >>26114 >Dragonborn shouts bend will at them and turns them into extra storage like Lydia

>>26119 >only people with semblances have anime physics. Not quite. Most hunstmen have Aura. And you can have Aura without having unlocked your semblance.

>>26110 nice, looking forward to this

>>26122 Yeah the Dragonborn would definitely qualify as one of the crazier mages, and they would indeed work as good pack mules. .

>>26122 The danger of mind controlling team RWBY to be on your side is that team RWBY is now on your side.

>>26116 I did, yeah. Lemme see what you got there. Thank you for the video. >>26120 Yeah, lots of fun stuff that I got to design and play with like the above pics, or the Stands. Definitely a few parts that weren't very organic though which is probably why it had some issues. Not sure what I want to do next.

>>26122 >>26127 He gets speedblitzed.

>>26124 How strong can aurahavers, semblancelets get?

>>26110 cool! will there be heretic god origin?

>>26130 >Speed blitzed That's honestly just not how media works unless you're fighting Quicksilver

>>26132 Not currently planned, but we'll see how the rest of the jump turns out. Despite having a fair few options fully fluffed out the jump is still in fairly early development due to how I write things.

>>26114 >pic I feel the implications of Blake wearing shrouded armor and having the ebony blade should raise a lot of questions, then I remember she's shit and it's to be expected she'd be a murderous traitor. I'm not even going to speculate on the fact that Weiss has the sanguine rose and what she must have done to get it, or how Yang presumably murdered a grieving father and a bunch of people who just wanted to be cured of vampirism given she has the rueful axe. Ruby meanwhile appears to be the only one that doesn't seem to be knee deep in highly suspect bullshit. That dragonscale dress looks pretty good to tbh

>>26131 The single strongest feat I can think of is this one guy dying to contain a bomb. It was a fairly big bomb, and it's very impressive that the shield his Semblance made stood, but it still killed him. Other contenders are that one chick who could seemingly make herself invincible for one minute (but instantly lost all aura after said minute), or Neo post-Semblance evolution who could create seemingly autonomous copies of other people (though they seemed to lack special powers).

>>26131 Well a semblance is a specific power, like telekinesis, illusions, or emotional dampening. Aura is a general booster - you're stronger, faster, have quicker healing, a personal shield, and its fuel for the semblance. Unless the semblance is some OP shit, it will at most give you an edge or possibly not even that. Then it comes down to skill, personal strength, weapons, etc.

Is it morally wrong to take a perk that makes people fall in love with me while being an aromantic asexual?

>>26139 It's fine as long as you use it for justice.

>>26139 Blueball anon, is that you??

>>26139 Are you taking the perk specifically to troll people while being all that?

>>26103 I disagree with your assessment.

>>26131 Vary between various movies and comic Spiderman except more resistance to bullets.

What power would you need to make someone see things inside their own head and believe them to be real? I'm not sure how to describe that other than pointing to Itachi's Tsukuyomi. Illusions perhaps? I was thinking of using it to make someone live a false life and go through character development instantly. Maybe have them believe they were isekaid or regressed to explain things.

>>26116 It's interesting, but I don't think I'd be the one to make a Jump for it.

>>26133 This isn't media though, this is a dumbass conversation about how Team RWBY would fare in Skyrim. Conventions of the plot and normie writers don't apply here.

>>26141 No, Blueball Anon seemed to be straight, just with no libido. >>26140 >>26142 I'm specifically debating taking one to prevent a xianxia protagonist from making a harem

>>26147 Oh well. I just saw it while browsing older games and recalled you talking about creature creators.

>>26146 >I was thinking of using it to make someone live a false life and go through character development instantly. Maybe have them believe they were isekaid or regressed to explain things. Yeah either get a custom power option for fuck you-tier illusions or buy EMS with Tsukuyomi.

>>26150 Thanks anyways dude, if nothing else the lore behind the game and all the weirdly big names that worked on it are cool.

>>26110 Another I don't think I've posted before. >Mystery Surpassing Divinity (600): The Mortal cannot surpass the Divine, this is a fairly firm rule that few are able to overcome even briefly and then even the vaunted Devil Kings rely on their usurped divine magic to repeat such victories after the first one. You know better than to just lie down and accept the superiority of the Gods however; given enough time and effort you may create new spells, techniques, and other such advancements on your abilities which can match or even surpass vast forces such as the authorities of the Gods or a Campione. Normally this will require an extraordinary amount of work to achieve but alongside this you gain a talent for one field in particular which you hold monstrous talent for akin to the martial gift held by the likes of Luo Hao or Salvator Doni, enabling you to vastly reduce the time needed to attain this order shattering result. Perhaps you’re even the sort of genius who could not only reach the Root but gain proper Magic from it rather than simply having your mind shatter like glass? Though that one is going to be an extraordinary task no matter how much of a genius you happen to be, many who’d look down on a God still struggle with such dangerous and ambitious things.

>>26129 Your first mistake was spending large amounts of time fleshing out each jump. You need just enough to keep each jump entertaining but not so little that you lose interest altogether

>>26133 There are, however, several scripted events in Skyrim itself that could be considered the Dovahkiin getting speedblitzed.

>>26148 Why would they instantly try to kill the Dragonborn, then?

>>26155 the less said about the theives guild questline and Karliya "saving" you the better.

>>26155 No, those were off guards

>>26156 Because team RWBY

>>26114 >Ruby's armor why on earth would anyone *ever* want to wear a gorget where there are three sharp and incredibly durable animal fangs pointed directly at your own throat? Who thought that was a good design?

>>26160 Another one is wearing boobplate

>>26087 >>26113 Based taste

>>26113 My favourite MGQ character is the slimegirl that makes you into a even younger shota for sex.

>>26152 Yeah. That was weird to hear about. Good luck with your search.

Jump: Highschool DxD CP: 1000CP Race: Hybrid(Human/Dragon) +100CP dragon half is a black evil western dragon Background: Transfer Student From Another World Faction: New Wave Perks: >Bodacious (Free) jumper is hot >My Life Is Alive (Free) jumper enjoys life more and is immune to boredom. >Süßes Blut (Free) Supernaturally beings are drawn to jumper >Last Convergence Point (200cp) jumper has an easy time mixing different abilities and items to create effects much greater than the sum of their parts. >Steamheaven Worker (Free) jumper has an easy time making lots of money >Enlightened User (200cp) jumper can easily use and master all kinds of tools, quickly becoming the peak user and breaking the limits of the items. >Caucus Race (100cp) Jumper has full mastery over all his draconic powers. >Battlemage Basics (100cp) Jumper can seamlessly combine combat and magic, also skilled at using a Sword >Invisible Snow Mist (100cp) Immunity to attacks of those weaker than jumper >The Sage Arts (100cp) profficiency and talent in Senjutsu. Artifacts >Suit Your Tastes (Free) >Slash Dog Bar (Free) Holy Swords +300CP >Ame no Murakumo no Tsurugi (300cp) Sacred Gear +300CP >Twice Critical (200cp) >Absorption Line (200cp) >Blaze Black Flare (200cp) >Delete Field (200cp) >Shadow Prison (200cp) drawbacks: >Komm, Süsser Star+400CP power loss Jumper is a drop in, appearing in Kuoh a year before Issei becomes a devil. he's a half dragon with 5 dragon sacred gears and a holy sword that has half of a powerful dragon's soul attached to it. he can combine all of this abilities to turn into a gigantic dragon form exceeding the dragon kings in power and versatility, also a similar Scale Mail power armor. He also spends most of his time in human form, running a very successful bar. Anyone got an Idea what jumper could do there if I dont want to become a devil or get too involved in the devil wars? I was kinda thinking of having jumper occasionally have contracts with the local devil girls to make them work in his bar, and rescuing Asia and preventing her from becoming a devil, seemed fitting considering she got a thing with dragons, and jumper could turn her into a waitress too. But those are rather shallow.

Do any of the main 4 RWBY chicks have powers more advanced than "fire!" "Ice!" or is that pretty much the extent of it?

>>26166 RWBY has superspeed/intangibility, Yang hits harder the more she gets hit, the worst cat has shadow clones and teleportation, while Weiss has a while ass magic system that she mostly just uses for ice, force pushes, and later exclusively summons

>>26137 >>26138 Reading more about, everyone has aura but needs to unlock it, right? If that's the case i would say that Arknights kemonos have higher lows but lower highs. As the average Ancient can survive a point-blank gunshot to the chest with some minor bruises, and even the kids having elephant tier strength. But since arknights story is somewhat conservative with its anime hijinks, the strongest ancients can't compare to the strongest huntsmen, in brute strength at least.

>>26166 Ruby has super speed, Yang has retaliatory superstrength (she punches harder the more she gets punched), Blake has shadow clones that she can swap places with, and Weiss has straight up magic runes.

>>26167 Y'know what, those are actually pretty decent. I apologize to the Fairy Tail gang

>>26166 they dont have elemental powers, their weapons just use ammunition that is occasionally elemental. each of them uses aura, which is a forcefield that surround them and gives them one special power each. >Ruby can transform herself into Rose Petals which she can move as a cloud really fast >Yang can basically charge energy from hits she takes to heavily strenghten her attacks, also is empowered by Range. >Blake can create illusionary clones of herself, she can give them some mass by combining them with elemental dust. >Weiss has access to a famly abbility that essentially lets her use rune magic, to create force fields, accelerate people or summon copies of things she killed.

>>26166 Ruby can go fast (while sometimes she's treated as being intangible during her dashes, she's been hit out of them before). Blake can make a copy of herself that boots her out of her original position and takes the hit for her. Yang hits harder the more damage is done to her (but this doesn't help deal with said damage). Weiss can do a lot of stuff but she's stupid and only ever spams summon big knight man now.

>>26166 All four have aura. Ruby - sniper with superspeed. Weiss - crazy magic glyphs that are later relegated to just summoning (from the back line while standing completely still). Her rapier is more of a dust caster than a blade imo. Blake - Weird ass weapon that I cannot describe. Shadow clones that can be special elemental abilities if supplied with dust. Yang - Shotgun dusters. If she takes too much damage she catches fire and gets even more stronk.

>>26161 nta but isn't that just what imperial armor looks like on a female character model?

>>26173 >Weird ass weapon that I cannot describe Kusarigama.

>>26172 >>26171 >>26173 >>26167 Most of Weiss' glyphs consume Dust, iirc.

>>26175 Its that and a katana and a cleaver and a handgun and a ribbon and apparently there's a "chain-scythe" in there because that's what the weapon is called in-universe.

>>26174 Unfortunately >>26176 They actually don't. She can use dust to add even more variety, which naturally means she's done that like once

Y'know what's a dope weapon? A naginata

>>26178 >which naturally means she's done that like once Lets be real, the writers just forgot.

>>26177 >Cleaver >Ribbon >Chain-Scythe That's all just Kusarigama. The Katana and gun are just because mechashifting, I guess.

>>26180 Animating new things is hard, especially when they can just reuse the same reskinned models instead

>>26176 I am pretty sure only her time acceleration does, consuming gravity dust. summoning also fore sure doesen't as she can use it without any weapon.

>>26154 Yeah, suppose so. I just like making all sorts of little things when I'm on a chain, and when I do find some sort of plot angle to talk about I like talking about it with people. >>26164 Thanks homie. I'm very vaguely working at a Generic Magic School Jump (1000 Magic Academies? wip name) at the moment, and that will have some monster stuff, so there will be that at least, if I can kick my ass into gear. Given recent lethargy I'm hesitant to call it a claim, but it is on my mind.. >>26177 I remember a chain where I made a fucking weird ass kusari-cleaver thing. Good times. The composition of the thing was so bizarre I can't remember how I made it actually look or function. >>26179 Naginata are indeed dope as fuck.

>>26168 >but lower highs This is pretty wonky, but maybe technically correct if you're specifying Ancients and not taking into account eldritch enhancement fuckery with the EBs and Abyssal Hunters. Like, the stronger Sarkaz completely blow everyone in RWBY other than the Brothers out of the water.

>>26179 Bitch ass weapon, glaives and halberds are better.

>>26180 >>26182 Like they don't already have a character who only exists to reuse animation by that I mean Velvet. Seriously I know her semblance is supposed to make her bunny girl task master but how the fuck does she know about all the moves team RWBY lterally only used during their trailers?

>>26187 >how the fuck does she know about all the moves team RWBY lterally only used during their trailers? They have regular combat classes.

>>26187 Anon, it's not like we see them 24/7. They probably just had some sparring/Grimm hunting sessions offscreen.

>>26188 >>26189 As if they acknowledge world building when it isn't on screen. World building is so shit the world might as well be a gaping void outside the FOV of the camera.

>>26170 Fairy Tail goomba stomps the poor RWBY girls tho.

>>26185 I'm only counting baseline ancients in a hypothetical population replacement scenario. So no abyssal hunters, no Feranmuts, no beastlords, or russian glowies. Also, no D*vils cause' they're not Ancients

>>26190 They do literally establish the fact that they're going to the school and sparring against other students is one of their primary classes. It's one of the few classes we actually see

>>26191 Especially the new dragon slayers in the sequel series. Moon dragon slayer magic OP

>>26179 >t. middle-aged Japanese samurai housewife during the Edo period

>>26111 >>26124 >>26168 If we were doing this, why wouldn't we assume that the Arknights kemonomimis were able to awaken their Aura?

>>26196 Because they're not from the same setting? Aura is not contagious or anything right?

>>26194 Honestly, that's going too far. Natsu, Gray, and Erza all win first arc of the manga against just about anything in RWBY. By the time you get to EOS, I don't think even the Brother God's do anything to at least Natsu at that point.

>>26198 >Aura is not contagious or anything right? >he doesn't know Also, they're coming to the same setting.

>>26198 >Aura is not contagious or anything right? He doesn't know about the DC crossover

>>26201 Okay but like is it actually canon or is it just crossover shit?

Im really stuck on if I should be my normal lizardy self in xmen or if I should take a human form so that rogue can get a bit of human bonding. What do you guys think?

If I drop EOS Erza into RWBY and tell her the only way to get home is to kill Salem, how many weeks will it take her to do so (I assume she'll need a few for orientation and travel time)?

>>26172 >Weiss can do a lot of stuff but she's stupid and only ever spams summon big knight man now. The law of inverse ability competence strikes again. The more powerful or versatile the ability is, the stupider its user must become in order for the story to continue functioning.

>>26204 Erza doesn't have a method of permanently killing immortals.

>>26204 Why does she always have something over her eye?

>>26206 Counterpoint: Erza. >>26207 I think she's either missing an eye or had it severely damaged.

>>26207 Like Nyanko said she only has one eye.

>>26208 >Counterpoint: Erza. Erza's Erzaness failed to kill either of the divinely cursed immortals in Fairy Tail. They had to power of love each other to death

>>26114 >pic >Breton Weiss (Her summons and Myrtenaster match the Conjuration and One-Handed bonuses they get) >Imperial(?) Ruby (she's either that or a VERY light Redguard) >Khajiit Blake, specifically Ohmes (Do I need to explain?) >Nord Yang (Big, blonde, likes punching)

>>26208 She's got one natural eye. But she's got a fully functional artificial eye in her right eye socket. So there's literally zero reason for her eye to be covered up.

Does Hiro Mashima write your chain for you

>>26211 You know what they say; third time's the charm! >>26213 Maybe she just doesn't like looking out of the artificial eye? It might just be uncomfortable for her. >>26213 No, this annoying autistic cat writes my chain.

>>26196 They don't need it? Arknights catgirls start out physiologically superior to RWBY catgirls. It's only after specialized training that RWBY catgirls begin to take the lead, but even then Arknights catgirls will occasionally shit out a freak of nature or one will stumble over something that makes them into one and they'll go back to being the top. Like, I'm pretty sure Cinder's biggest I'M SETTING THINGS ON FIRE freakouts don't add up to a fraction of how much Talulah can shit out, yet whenever Cinder does so she intimidates everyone (except for chads like Watts).

>>26214 >>26217

>>26207 It's the eye she lost. She has an artificial one that works fully though. >>26206 She might be able to bullshit through Salem's through the Nakagami armor. It cancels magic and I'm not sure that curse is as strong as stuff like Yoko or maybe even people from Ishgar even.

>>26200 >>26200 >It's real Oh god... Well, if they can awaken their aura i would say they slam the faunus pretty hard. The rainbow six crossover already left it clear that even a civilian Ancient is several times stronger than the strongest human, and thats without counting originium arts.

>>26208 Why must the Japanese give childhood love interest to absolute baddies AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26220 Salem's curse is something done by a literal creator god, and Salem herself has been trying to kill herself for a very long time If it was something magic could overcome then she'd probably be dead by now

>>26226 >>>>futa Faggot

>>26107 Tsunade is an old hag.

What was your semblance in RWBY? My jumper for example cold teleport as long as he wasn't seen to any place that also isn't observed, provided he's seen it before. So the moment someone turns there back on him he could be gone, and likewise he could appear in someones blind spot at any moment. Really useful if combined with mist creating dust, and also when traveling between empty rooms.

>>26228 Nice.

>>26228 Perfect

>>26217 >>26219 Then why do you need to write like he is?

>>26226 Yes.

>>26226 Sounds like fun.

>>26232 Because Erza-simping is funny.

>>26235 It might be but you aren't

>>26237 When did I say I was?

>>26236 Whenever I see this pic I feel like it's giving me a wildly inaccurate idea of what's going on in Touhou.

>>26135 I'm pretty sure Yang's axe is Wuuthrad, not the Rueful Axe. And frankly, Weiss having Sanguine's Rose is a lot less concerning than the Ebony Blade since the shit Mephala demands you do to get it is way more fucked up than even the most fucked thing Sanguine requests. Like Sanguine's quests are usually pretty funny, they're rarely ever truly degenerate. For example, in Oblivion he has you cast a spell that turns everyone at a high-class noble party naked and in Skyrim you go on a wild bender together. But Sanguine's whole deal is that he never forces you to do anything against your will or beyond your comfort zone. He wants you to have fun and that's pretty much it. And he'll give you the Rose as a prize afterwards if you can impress him enough. Mephala, on the other hand, demands you absolutely ruin somebody else's life or incite centuries of bloodshed and hatred in order to get her Blade. There are only a handful of Daedric Princes whose quests tend to be more fucked up than Mephala's.

>>26240 Whatever idea you have of Touhou, it's always wildly inaccurate. ALWAYS.

>>26235 >is funny Just seems like reverse-Gohanposting to me.

>>26239 Right here >>26235

>>26242 Does this make all interpretations correct, or are there correct answers but nobody likes to talk about those?

>>26153 Yep, posting these in thread definitely helps me be productive. >A Hero’s Faded Spirit (300): Through some means or another you’ve gained the essence of a Heroic Spirit within yourself; perhaps you had some kind of connection to them, they tried to incarnate by taking your body, or you were a failed(?) attempt to create some kind of demi-servant. Regardless of the reasons and method their power lies within you, with certain unfortunate caveats which preclude it from being a truly complete success. While you possess their powers and can even call upon their skill as well as knowledge in their use you do not gain the raw energy to fuel those powers to their fullest or the body to match your inherited skills properly to a Servant’s standard. Unless you can somehow gain the mana capacity to wield their powers fully and a body that can handle doing so this will only make you a pale imitation of the spirit whose heart has been fused with your soul. Of course there are those in this World whose raw power can dwarf that of a mere Heroic Spirit, and what a sight it would be if that might could be put behind the great mysteries forged by the Legends of another World? Sadly the mightiest of Heroes and those with Divinity, often one and the same, are unavailable through this but if you can support them properly the less famed Heroes could still surpass the strongest of them all.

>>26203 You are a human, both quirk users and mutants that look like animals are still fully human, just with powers. Rogue's gonna be happy to have someone she can touch(I assuming you're doing it by surrounding yourself with an electromagnetic field like Magneto did when they hooked up). And being an X-men she's gonna have to learn to look past differences like that anyway.

>>26246 More like there are correct answers but nobody plays the games so no one actually knows them

>>26245 No, I said Erza-simping is funny. You agreed that it is, indeed, funny. I may not be funny, but Erza-simping is. >>26246 There's probably a correct answer, but nobody fucking knows what it is. Not even ZUN. So we all just sorta go with vibes.

>>26250 But you aren't funny, so anything you say isn't funny

>>26251 Incorrect. A thing can be funny independent of the person saying the thing. Therefore I may not be funny, but Erza-simping is.

>>26252 nope

>>26246 Step 1. Go to the Touhou wiki Step 2. The Touhou wiki has transcripts of the dialogue present in every mainline Touhou game Alternative Step 1. Go onto youtube.com Step 2. Watch playthroughs of the mainline Touhou games It's really not that hard.

>>26253 Nah. I'm right.

>>26250 NTA but that anon said that Erza-simping 'might be' funny.

>>26247 >Sadly the mightiest of Heroes and those with Divinity, often one and the same, are unavailable through this As a Kama fan, unfortunate but understandable.

>>26249 Damn, and I'm not into bullet hells either. Truly it will remain a mystery. >>26250 The crimson slasher... >>26254 That does indeed seem very easy, however that doesn't quite seem to blend with the humorous dialogue discussed previously.

>>26259 Reimu probably isn't THE CRIMSON SLASHER, thirsting for Youkai blood and held back only by the barest threads by the Spell Card Rules. Probably. When in doubt, throw money at her. She can be pacified with money.

>>26248 Rogue is a desperate woman. I the comics she is married and is still allowed to bang any guy that can touch her. Gambit is allowed other women, but only if Rogue can watch. Which is just retarded, because they have power suppressing items they can use whenever they want. They just refuse because muh mutta pride

>>26259 >That does indeed seem very easy, however that doesn't quite seem to blend with the humorous dialogue discussed previously. PARTY POOPING SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED

>>26261 I think they're both sluts and are using Rogue's condition as an excuse to fuck around

>>26260 I'm going to continue living in the reality where Patchouli is an absolutely stacked purple woman then. I don't know much about Touhou but I've seen that design before and I'm almost positive that's not how she looks in the games. >>26262 How about you stop shitting on the coats, sir?

>>26261 my headcanon is that those collars are mildly radioactive, so nobody wants to wear them for extended periods of time.

>>26263 Gambit is a cajun.

>>26264 Patchouli is very purple, this is canon. Stacked? Maybe, maybe not. It's quite fun if she is, but some 2hu fans like to believe that literally everyone in Gensokyo is a flatty. This makes it more fun to spread around boob medicine or the like.

>>26257 >Kama added to list of potential companions. I already had the idea for a few OCs who'd be goddesses based/somehow connected to their Fate counterparts, could be funny to see this Shirou's reaction to a Sakuraface goddess.

>>26268 Could be interesting, though I was wanting to be Kama myself.

Jumps to pull off Gojo's Infinity or something similar with a form of space manipulation? Having to rely on JJK's cursed energy system isn't appealing to me.

>>26270 Fairy Tail. Or Hunter X Hunter.

>>26267 See, you get it, good civilization.

>>26269 Ah, sadly I don't think that will end up being an option. Even if the prior perk did allow it it wouldn't really make you Kama so much as give you an echo of her powers you could manifest in lesser or in full depending on how much mana you have.

>>26264 >How about you stop shitting on the coats, sir? I... what? That's a thing people say?

Does the Dead Bone Pulse only give high-speed healing to tearing out your bones or is it an in-general thing? If the latter that is scary quick, but I could understand considering Kimimaro was a scripted boss fight just about.

>>26270 MCU, take the Toched by the Stones perk for the Space Stone.

Talk about some Touhou Chicanery you've gotten up to!

>>26264 >Patchouli is an absolutely stacked purple woman She's a purple woman but she's definitely not stacked. Patchy's whole deal is that she's stuck inside so much and moves around so little that she's pathetically weak and malnourished. She's flat as a board in virtually every depiction there is. So what you're going to do is drag Patchy outside and watch her adorable misery as she's forced to touch grass and do light exercise for an entire hour every day. Probably with a disgustingly enthusiastic Meiling cheering her on even as her will to live evaporates before your eyes.

>>26270 The Green Baby's stand in JoJo part 6 is literally the same concept done way before JJK

>>26273 >so much as give you an echo of her powers you could manifest in lesser or in full depending on how much mana you have. That would have been fine, but like you said the perk doesn’t allow that. That said, a big part of what I’d want is the aesthetic she has, so maybe I could say got it in the process of becoming a Campione.

>>26275 it also heals his flesh and skin that are damaged when he pulls out the bones. So I assume yes. Though worth noting that the weird physiology of the bloodline also makes medical treatment for the user extremely difficult, which made them unable to properly treat Kimimaro's illness.

>>26277 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcaGlb9krN8

>>26274 No, I just say absurd things with the intent of making people laugh sometimes. I do it way more with friends or family irl because it's it's easier to add inflection and emphasize the absurdity, as situations like now illustrate how such things are lost in a purely text format. With enough time and focused effort I can still make it work and have made friends nearly piss themselves over discord, but with strangers I tend to default to just polite and detailed speech for the most part to reduce the potential for misunderstandings. Tl;dr, no. >>26278 Well flat is fine too I guess. Forcing someone to touch grass (providing it is not actually detrimental to their health) does seem quite fun however.

>>26278 >She's flat as a board in virtually every depiction there is Not in the depictions I look at...

>>26278 And what, give Mei Ling anti-narcoespy drugs?

>>26280 There is a Custom Authority option, which could likely give you such a look as part of it's powers. Perhaps much like Shirou you arrived from Nasuland while slaying a god threatening your timeline, in this case Beast III?

>>26286 Nah, Meiling's only narcoleptic on the job. She's fine when she's not working.

>>26274 There was a Dane Cook routine with a joke about shitting on the coats at a party. Like, 18 years ago. Maybe it's infiltrated the zeitgeist by now.

>>26284 I see. Probably would have made other people laugh. Not me, at least not right now. If that's something you just came up with right now... how come there's an Urbandictionary definition that dates back nine years? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit%20on%20the%20coats

>>26285 Alas, the booba is pure fanon.

>>26291 I'm sorry to tell you but it was just a light reference to a Dane Cook bit as >>26290 believed.

>>26285 >>26278 Use the perk from Oppai Academy to give all of 2hu massive honkers, yes or no?

>>26292 Counterpoint: every single Touhou jump on our drive has a fanon toggle. BOOBA GALORA! >>26294 No. Instead, use Shady Science and/or magic curses to give random/select 2hus massive honkers and cause an Incident due to Boob Shenanigans.

>>26292 Also: >red, blue, yellow >red, blue, yellow >red, ..., yellow Canon blue panties confirmed.

You guys holding up okay?

>>26287 >There is a Custom Authority option, which could likely give you such a look as part of it's powers. What limits, if any, will there be on Custom Authorities? The things I remember about Kama that are most like an Authority are her love powers, multibodying, and her connection to the universe that enables her to control it, and the second could be a manifestation of the third. >Perhaps much like Shirou you arrived from Nasuland while slaying a god threatening your timeline, in this case Beast III? That could be interesting. Not sure how I could manage such a thing, but doing something that by any measure should have been impossible is how you become a Campione.

Well I finally got to leave my storm shelter, took a while. How is your days going?

>>26299 I am about to make a financial mistake.

>>26295 No but you see, when everyone has massive boobs no one has massive boobs. Which is to say that the 2hus with a flat chest will still be small by comparison as they will have boobs smaller than their heads. They'll simply be much larger. ...And now I have the strange mental image of a jumper in oppailand who thinks that the really big boobs are just gross and who focuses on the 'smaller' sizes and thus gets called a lolicon. Like. They still huge. They're just the smallest around. Which is obviously creep behavior.

>>26297 If I ignore my problems long enough, surely a miracle will descend and make them go away.

>>26297 I'm alive

>>26297 Ate too much breakfast I think.

>>26300 do not buy a ps5

>>26302 You can get out of a surprising amount of trouble by just assuming it will pass you by

>>26302 My twin? My brother in Christ?

>>26286 Whenever I see the meme of Meiling always sleeping on the job, I think of that one story where Remilia spent a few hours watching the gate and had trouble staying awake.

>>26305 I'm not gonna buy a PS5. I'm just gonna head out to eat.

>>26297 I’m doing all right. How are you holding up?

>>26295 >No. Instead, use Shady Science and/or magic curses to give random/select 2hus massive honkers and cause an Incident due to Boob Shenanigans. Incongruous Mystery of Hills.

>>26298 >What limits, if any, will there be on Custom Authorities? Authorities are available in a tiered system, 200/400/600 with the specific OC ones offered at each price point serving as an example. Authorities can be remarkably overpowered, often this comes with some restrictions (like Godou's ten Incarnations) but these restrictions are often things that can be trained away. Examples at prices below, Campiones get a +200 stipend and one discount in the Authorities section. Based on one of those Shirou gets right at the start of the story, in his case [Monster] is Dragon, a relatively tame authority. >[Monster] Slaying Hero (200): Rather simple, by the standards of a divine power, this was claimed from a heroic God of Steel famed for the slaying of some great monster. You possess truly divine physical prowess that while not reaching the level of Godspeed or the scaling might of the Bull allows you to face gods with just your strength and swiftness in battle. Beyond this you also carry a potent type advantage against one kind of monster such as dragons, the undead, or whichever other sort of monster the Hero God this comes from was famous for besting; this advantage makes overcoming such foes much easier and provides an extreme level of protection against powers used by or derived from them. An OC one, based on King Arthur. Strong Authority which might be among an experienced Campione's best. >Tower of the World’s Veil (400): The legend of King Arthur is naught but a shadow of the King of the End, a ploy to strengthen his legend and hasten his revival, but in this world legends have power and in others they were never just stories to begin with. This spear claimed from King Arthur and influenced by his fairer counterpart in another world is at first glance merely a divinely powerful implement of destruction readily able to tear apart some of the strongest defenses held by Gods or Campione, but it’s true power is another thing entirely. Holding this spear grants you the right to strengthen or weaken the veil between the magical and the mundane; by tightening this veil you could snuff out the supernatural in a wide range such that all beneath the Divine are rendered mundane while other Divine beings are weakened, conversely you could make an area more mystical raising a land and its inhabitants beyond modern man. . . at the potential risk of monsters appearing as well. Should the spear be broken this veil will be flung open to its widest and an abundance of monsters akin to divine beasts are sure to appear with heroes able to slay them will merely becoming more of a possibility, a state of affairs that will persist until the spear has fully recovered as well as returned to the area to shut the door again. The Gilgamesh authority, monstrously powerful but with some obstacles to overcome before it reaches its full potential. Other good examples for the 600 tier might be the Black Prince's gank squad (summons 3 goddesses to deal with his enemy), Godou's sword that can just copy other authorities among several other powers, and possibly his Ten Incarnations too. >Gate of the King’s Key (600): Claimed from Gilgamesh, or perhaps Enki, you have gained the vast vaults of Uruk for your very own; a pocket dimension containing his incalculable material wealth and innumerable treasures each possessing considerable powers in their own right. The vault itself can be accessed via the opening of golden portals out from which the contents can be fired with the force of artillery strikes before even considering whatever individual powers each treasure might have; unfortunately your unfamiliarity with the Gate brings forth an additional limitation beyond the often massive energy costs to the mightiest of your treasures, you have no idea what all is inside of it. Even if you were to ‘know’ certain powerful and useful treasures are somewhere inside it you can’t call fourth specific individual treasures without having already drawn it once before when randomly drawing (or firing off) the contents, in fact several especially powerful treasures you know are present from the god you claimed this from seem remarkably deep and annoyingly elusive even when actively trying to shake empty the vault. Times of actual need seem to make the Gate more cooperative however, as you are far more likely to get what you need out of it in a serious battle than simply firing off treasures at random, so true tests against worthy opponents could be the key to seeking your best tools. When it comes to more mundane wealth the vault truly never runs dry and the more significant treasures will eventually restore themselves if damaged, destroyed, or consumed and can be simply recalled to the vault at your leisure if otherwise ‘misplaced’.

>>26310 Things could be better But then again, they could be much worse At least I have my wife Kurapika

I spy another problem with my last chain. Jumper ended up becoming way too cool and elegant and respectable, when actually I should be a spectacular freak for maximum fun and chain longevity. That Jumper respected himself and was completely at peace. >>26297 I'm actually on the edge of losing my shit, but I do that like once a month and I'm usually good after a couple hours, so that's pretty much adjacent to being fine. How about you? >>26299 Tired, dogs woke me up in the middle of the night so shut eye is not with me today. Feeling weird. You safe over there homie?

>>26314 >That Jumper respected himself and was completely at peace The problem is that 10 years and an adventure is plenty of time to grow as a person and find happiness. Avoiding happiness requires that you either be REALLY fucked up, or that you keep developing new problems.

>>26315 People mocked me for starting so many Jumpers in Bloodborne but there's no doubt it's a winning formula for me.

>>26312 Hmm. I could see the Love Authority and Universe Connection Authority as both being in the 600 range. The Love Authority would grant control over love, and would make me stronger the more love is directed at me, with a weakness that love induced by the Authority doesn’t count for making me stronger. The Universe Connection Authority would basically be reality warping, with the limits being that it starts out fairly weak and needs to be trained up to achieve greater effects, and changes that are unnatural in nature will fade when I stop concentrating on the Authority. Will a car into existence and it’ll stick around, will that car to fly and you’d better not be in it when I let go.

>>26302 I'm in this post and I don't like it

>>26299 Mostly fine. Deciding whether or not I want to start in Wadanohara to maximize the Ocean Town gains even if it means I can't do the scenario (there's no way I can actually kill Sal on Jump 1) or start somewhere else.

>>26265 Some versions give Rogue a mild headache or tinnitus.

>>26314 >You safe over there homie? All good. House is fine and I was underground. Chasers got some good videos here, which is rare, one of them actually got a direct hit and had their vehicle spun around. Fun weather day.

>>26322 Sounds rough in tornado country. We mostly just get floods down here.

>>26248 >guy who can ignore rogue's power and she falls on his cock near instantly It's kind of wild how common of a porn plot point that is

>>26320 Sal?

.moe started giving me a warning that it couldn't verify the website's security and that its security certificate expired. Anyone else experience this?

>>26297 I am alive and at work I was thinking about fucking over the plot of Danmachi in the first day. No special destiny for Bell when I drop the corpse of that fucking dragon outside of the Guild to collect the bounty.

>>26324 It is partially because women are more sexual than men. If a man has a death touch he will just shrug and wear the fucking power nullifier to live a normal life. Women will just bitch, fuck anyone that can touch them and then bitch they can't fuck more people.

>>26317 Those sound pretty good! >>26326 Yep. .moe is having issues, so you might want to switch to .se or something.

>>26323 Watching the weather reports a few houses got fucked up, and naturally a lot of trees and power lines down but yeah. Living in tornado country always keeps life exciting. We also get flooding, especially in some spots. Like this road that goes under the rail floods fairly frequently.

>>26330 Definitely don't get flooding like that. That looks like it fucking sucks. Did experience more than a few hurricanes that knocked down powerlines and trees and stuff though. Lost a house that way. Got my fingers crossed for ya bud.

>>26220 Salem's curse was done by literal world creators and is so extreme that her only idea as to how to kill herself is "summon back those same world creators and have them delete the planet with me still on it". Erza is good, but she's not good enough for break that level of bullshit.

Anyone know how Valky's doing on the NGNL jump? ...

>>26326 Same, yeah. Just switched to .se and it's fine. .moe will probably be back up eventually.

>>26330 Hard to tell how deep the road actually is in that pic, but yeah people always underestimate how deep it is when it floods and get stuck in it. Good times.

>>26332 Better plan: Pull a Kars and yeet her into space.

>>26329 >>26334 Yeah, switched to .se too. Bit annoying having to redo the captcha though.

>>26329 >Those sound pretty good! Glad to hear it! If you need more Authorities, I’ve got a few ideas you might be able to use. How’s the jump coming along?

>>26313 This is why no one believed you when you posted this >>24809

>>26339 Psycho's the author of all those greentexts that go >be me >[the gayest collection of words in the history of humanity] >I'm straight tho

>>26247 What setting is this? Like I can see it's Nasuverse related, but is it a fanfic or some part of the franchise?

>>26341 NTA, it looks like it's for God Slaying Blade Works, a Campione/FSN crossover fanfic

>>26337 I mean, it's not that bad. At least here you only have to do it once and you're done.

>>26326 Also true, here. Apparently a security certificate run out?

>>26344 That's what the post you're replying to said

>>26338 Jump is coming along in small to medium sized bursts of productivity, currently I'm not entirely sure what I need as the jump is currently. . . spotting and inconsistent in how much I've put into different parts but I'm happy to hear any suggestions.

post builds

>>26326 Yeah, I hope they fix it fast

>>26339 It probably has an equal amount to do with me being cringe

>>26346 How about an Authority that insures your skills will only ever improve, and you will always do the best you could have? Basically gives your skills a ratchet effect, if you improve, or just do better than normal, then that level of ability you just displayed becomes your new baseline. For a second, something that makes you aware of threats against you. If someone attacks on the spur of the moment and they weren’t intending to do so until then it won’t help, but if someone is plotting the prefect trap to kill you you’ll know everything that they do. And if they decide to go after something or someone you care about, since they’re doing it to get at you, that means it’s a threat to you. Or if the threat is a natural thing, well, a bridge collapsing or a tree falling on a friend is still a threat, isn’t it?

>>26229 Aura Wings that can be used to fly or shoot energy feathers, especially useful when combined with different type of dust.

What are some of your favorite first jumps to start a chain?

>>26351 Is it really worth the Faunus screaming at you about appropriation though?

>>26229 >What was your semblance in RWBY? The most recent was a summonable armour that significantly boosted my stats AND which combined with the OG RWBY's Represent semblance, so every copied semblance had it's own unique armour. I was in a Kamen Rider mood at the time and noticed that Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei Part 3 has a perk that makes your soul stronger and lets you connect with others to give them your own spiritual energy or to take their spiritual burdens onto yourself, and figured it'd fit thematically with Represent

>>26352 Pokemon

>>26353 My Jumper was an Eagle Faunus with Eagle Eyes

>>26352 The Simpsons Game because HP/MP systems are amazing for self protection. Def Jam Fight for New York because it has a variant leveling system that costs a hundred points Gregory Horror because of the perk that lets you heal mental/spiritual damage with rest AND makes your soul grow a little bit whenever you do spiritually nourishing acts, like making friends or reading good books. ... Transmetropolitan is unfortunately rather high up there too. The setting is garbage, but the Glasses item is one of my absolute favourite items

Chain concept. What if I detach Jumper from the direction of the chain, as well as the builds, and then just really fuck that guy up? >>26352 Pokemon Anime (though honestly take your pick), Generic Creepypasta or Generic Erotic Horror which is sorta the spiritual successor, Kengan Ashura, Sword & Sorcery, Batman the Animated Series, Bloodborne, those all come to mind.

>>26352 Kult and GEH are two of mine.

>>26352 Danny Phantom is my favorite, but DCAU is my second. Combining the two into a single setting would be preferred.

>>26229 I usually go with my "privacy bubble" that I went into more detail here https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/94787122/#94793916 However, I have grabbed/replicated Abyssal from the old jump more than once before.

>>26352 I've kind of wanted to do a chain where the first jump is Haruhi with the 600 CP drawback that leaves her broken, then have the entire chain be one long therapy session. It would certainly provide a justification for why Jumper keeps ending up in Japanese high school over and over. I've never actually written anything out though.

>>26324 >The Null Hypothesis I really hope that game is going to be good. I liked what I played, but I'm pretty sure every take I've heard from ShinyBoots guy doing the PR has been absolutely garbage, so I worry a bit about how much sway he might have over the Devs. It may have been changed in an update since I last played it, but the round of mother may I every sex scene turned into was cringe as fuck. “May I kiss you? Can I please touch your boobies now? I know I'm already railing your ass as we speak, but is it still okay if I touch your upper thigh for the fifth time this sexual encounter?” I ended up having to just ignore the sex dialog altogether.

>>26358 >detach Jumper from the direction of the chain, as well as the builds I don't understand what you mean.

Moe is back by the way

>>26358 The important part is teasing the Jumper with almost getting stability and then fucking that up too. Gotta slowly edge him deeper into psychosis and make a supervillain through 'well intentioned extremist' channels. Self-centered cruelty can't stick because that makes me feel bad, but if I make him think "This is an awful thing to do, but I am an awful person, and this will ultimately help people" then we might be talking. Gotta give him power and direction when he's seeking survival, then switch it up on him with morally complex opponents and enemies who he definitely needs to kill or stop but also makes him feel very upset and introspective. >>26364 There's different layers of awareness people grant their Jumpers in relation to their chains. In this case I'm thinking about having Jumper having absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on so that build and chain direction is entirely in my hands.

>>26350 While these would definitely be useful abilities I'm not sure they'd fit as authorities.

>>26368 What's that one with the picture and the word Kaiju on it in the Dangerous Jumps section?

>>26367 Fair enough, I was just throwing out ideas.

>>26352 Generic 9-5 because ever since we talked about that smuggler kingpin build its been living rent free in my mind. Like actually, I'd be thinking how to use the Warehouse in my day-to-day life.

>>26313 >At least I have my wife Kurapika Bro. I'm sorry. But even if Kurapika was a girl. You'd still be the wife of the relationship.

>>26368 Why is The Amazing Digital Circus on that list? I'm assuming it's a reddit jump, but why is it also in the "dangerous" setting? Aren't the people there literally immortal, with the only real danger being going insane?

>>26369 Kaiju No 8. No idea if there's a jump for it. >>26373 Because redditors are retarded.

>>26373 I'm like 99% sure that's a crosspost. I think I saw something like that being talked about on QQ, but I ignored it.

>>26368 Why do you have Adventure Time as a great first jump? The setting is incredibly dangerous and has multiple perks for getting magic despite Adventure Time magic being powered by and the direct cause of insanity

>>26365 >Pic Why does every diddy problem somehow keep pointing back to (them) and no one else?

>>26375 Yeah, someone posted it to QQ, and then the QQers went full SB whining about how dare anyone ever consider a first jump that wasn't perfectly safe.

>>26352 I use Exalted Solars or Heavens Reach a lot.

>>26378 I'm pretty sure they were yelling "What the fuck is this redditor smoking?"

>>26368 >first pic This list is wierd, as an autistic chain builder lots of the jumps said to be good first/early jumps aren't very good early while many they consider dangerous are fairly safe and are good early.

Tails are just furry tentacles.

>>26377 To blackmail those who partake (epstein island, diddy parties, etc etc)

>>26377 Because they're infamous for harboring pedophiles before they can be prosecuted by their home countries?

>>26382 Lizard tails.

>>26382 Depends on the tail. Tentacles have more maneuverability than most tails.

>>26380 Because the jumps weren't safe enough. They got really triggered when Valky said you could take jumps that were actually dangerous.

>>26368 They have a point with God of War. Barely anything in that jump lets you survive half of the shit that's nigh-guaranteed to go down.

>>26387 Could you back both this and your previous statement up with pics?

>>26381 Pretty sure that's intentional? I can't imagine why he'd have Rick and Morty, Solo Leveling, Fairy Tail, or One Punch Man listed as jumps to become OP with lower risks on there otherwise

>>26326 Just watching a documentary about Darwin yelling at worms to cool off from prepping for an assignment due in 5 days, that and finishing OC1. Should probably return to the gym soon now that my brain's overclocked from finishing the work of weeks in two days. Autism is a double-edged sword, the price I pay for being able to hyperfixate on things is being unable to think about them at all if I don't overcommit. >>26277 AI-generated fairies. >>26229 The one from Clover's jump that turns off other people's Semblances and weakens Grimm. >>26146 There's actually tech for that in GUNNM. >>26114 If the Detective Comics Comics crossover is to be believed, they ruin it by their mere presence bringing in an invasion of Grimm from their world like plague rats. >>26070 Collect a lot of CTs using my Shuten-shaped Rika, but especially Takaba's. Use my Skill Creation Abnormality from Medaka Box to create several other genre-themed CTs based on Comedian such as Horror Host, Tragedian, Documentarist, Dramatist, Romantic Bard and Epic Fablelist-then use the Six Eyes as well as a Sukuna-level reservoir of CE to wield them at even greater strength, effectively attaining godhood through narrative convention-based CT mastery. Fuse my Nara-era sorceress and her Cursed Spirit components together into Orochi, effectively doing a localised version of what Kenny was trying to with all of Japan (the result was a state similar to Tengen but brachiating snakegirl-shaped instead of tree person of indistinct gender-shaped, and fully spiritual instead of being limited by a physical form-though I was able to give her a human avatar anyway through the Romantic Bard variant of Comedian). Solve the problem of Cursed Energy generation by adapting those ghostbusting devices from Danny Phantom to just hoover up all the CE. Prevent Sukuna from ever emerging by just collecting his fingers and strapping them to a space probe. >>26373 Maybe it's the whole fate worse than death thing of being Abstracted? Caine isn't exactly I AM but he kind of doesn't understand human needs.

>>26388 Doesn't our jump start you off at the VERY BEGINNING? Like, waaaaaaay before GoW1?

>>26391 Did you see the Destiny / Star Wars crossover DLC?

>>26392 It starts right when Kratos pledges himself to Ares. So right at the time where he's running around murdering the most people

Would you a Pitou?

>>26389 I could, but I'm not going to waste my time. You could click the link below and then read the next page: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/jumpchain.1689/page-3345#post-10528727 I don't know why you're so insistent on defending the honor of a community that now gleefully accepts jumps like this.

>>26395 This kind of post seems like it could just go to the horny thread.

>>26393 I did, and I also saw the summary about the event which makes the crossover sound like nothing more than an aesthetic pack clumsily tacked on to a much less exciting event. A Dredgen. They're sending the heir of Oryx, the destroyer of the Witness and it's Disciples, the chosen of the Traveller after a single fucking Dredgen playing petty king in some shanty town. The level of overkill is hilarious. Dredgens are all walking jokes since it turns out they never even tapped the true power of Darkness, which is perfectly safe as long as you believe in yourself enough, and were just dumb enough to get suckered by Hive propaganda.

>>26397 Mayhaps. I just want to know if Psycho prefers his Pitou with a cock or not.

>>26396 >Looks at filenames Yeah, I'm not clicking those.

>>26392 >making things up to justify/mitigate nerfwhore jumpmaking tendencies but why tho

>>26401 ???

>>26400 I'm seeing just a bunch of numbers/letters, are you getting something specific?

>>26400 Here you go, my negroid. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NMljzpJnuys1gzTbExOP8i5jbsr43rYO/view?usp=drivesdk

>>26403 I'd rather you tell me what those files are supposed to be, than downloading that suit just to find out. Rename your files friendo.

>>26404 The people on qq didn't like that one from what I saw, so I'm not sure why he's using that as an excuse. I don't even think it's on their drive.

>>26403 Anon is saying that two spoilered pdf's with no clear indicator of what they are seem risky and thus they do not wish to click them. They could be anything, even that one teal flashbang Jump that gets posted every now and then, or snuff. Some anon did post snuff here already and that was not cool.

>>26393 >>26398 They didn't even add a damn lightsaber. What's the point of a Star Wars crossover if you're going to drop the ball like that? Now that I think on it, why do swords use up ammo in Destiny anyway?

>>26402 You're implicitly or otherwise, saying it's ok for our God of War jump to not offer that much power (justifying/mitigating nerfwhore jumpmaking tendencies) because the jump starts sets you 'waaaaaaay before GoW1' (making things up).

>>26408 1. Spaghetti code 2. Laziness Take your pick

>>26396 >Divine Daddy Jumpchain >Getting Bad Ended V 0.2 NTA but I'm not reading a cumulative 172 pages worth of jump, just to shit on QQ.

>>26408 Isn't there one in the trailer? I think the warlock pulls it out. >swords using ammo Gameplay mechanic and balance, same reason we can't carry more than one exotic weapon / armor

>>26409 Doesn't Kratos pledge himself to Ares far before the events of the first game in the series? Also, how am I justifying that? Did I miss something he said before?

>>26412 >Isn't there one in the trailer? Yeah, but you can't get one in game though.

>>26405 Divine Daddy by TroyX (he makes jumps now) and Getting Bad Ended by Tree Branch. >>26406 Based on what? The original post: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/jumpchain.1689/page-3341#post-10510329 only had two posts criticizing it (neither of whom argued any further) and then he posted a new version a month later to only praise: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/jumpchain.1689/page-3247#post-10197340

What characters symbolize unbreakable, unbeatable symbols of good and justice (and don't regularly job like Superman)?

>>26408 >What's the point of a Star Wars crossover I've said it before, but everything about this crossover smacks of the franchise equivalent of two washed up cougars making out at a bar to attract drunk cute guys. They know it'll work on the most normie of players so they don't have to try too hard. >Now that I think on it, why do swords use up ammo in Destiny anyway? The same reason everyone in Mass Effect tossed aside literally unlimited ammo for heat clips. So, gameplay.

>>26416 Kamen Rider

>>26415 I think we are talking past each other at the moment, I was referring to the Bad End jump in my previous comment.

>>26416 Someone jobbing more than once doesn't mean they regularly job.

>>26373 Because the guy keeping you there is essentially omnipotent within the confines of the simulation and is mentally unstable and doesn't understand humans, which can be a really dangerous spot to be in if you don't have any outside perks to counter him.

>>26411 >Getting Bad Ended It's literally impossible to fail the jump by any means. Plus usual reddit-style perks. >Divine Daddy It's pretty much impossible to fail the jump by any means, and you become an omnipotent god. Standard fare for TroyX content.

>>26420 To be fair, Superman does regularly job in the DCAU. Even his most iconic moment of strength ends with him curled up on the ground because Darkseid brought a taser to the fight.

>>26422 >It's literally impossible to fail the jump by any means. Plus usual reddit-style perks. I like the infinite use single activation variable duration timeloop that prevents all forms of death and chainfail.

>>26417 This is exactly it. It's just milking the cash cow >Mass Effect The way I roll with it in my jumps, is that by 2185 you can either eject the gun's heatsink like a modern-day mag, or you can wait for the cooldown like in ME. Makes the most sense IMO - if you need to pour a lot of fire downrange you can regularly reload, if you space your shots you never need to reload at all.

>>26423 Fair, but original anon only specified Superman in general. And also, I think that problem was more endemic to JLU, he probably did better when his name was in the title of the show.

>>26419 Not sure what you're talking about. The first time the guy posted it, he got some light pushback and some suggestions. The next time there wasn't a peep. The only reason it's not on the QQ drive right now is because he's afraid of (((Google))). https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/jumpchain.1689/page-3314#post-10390257 https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/jumpchain.1689/page-3313#post-10388357

>>26417 >The same reason everyone in Mass Effect tossed aside literally unlimited ammo for heat clips. So, gameplay. There's in-universe lore justification/talk that says it eased logistical burdens. So, WWZ logic, where doing the thing that would massively fuck up your logistics actually improves them somehow.

>>26428 ...but they already built the infinite ammo clips? How is there a logistics problem?

>>26396 It's amazing how the Bad End jump seems intentionally designed to make it literally impossible to suffer a bad end

>>26430 That was a gripe levied at it, the jumpmaker told everyone else that they are morons and he was Einstein.

>>26069 Sure why not, keep comming with ideas >>26087 Illias is cute and mostly right.

>>26404 I dunno what to think of either. I'd like being called the Divine Daddy tho.

>>26352 The perfect starter adventure, honestly. I've mentioned before that I ALWAYS jump Cave Story early in a chain, and for good reason.

>>26432 >Illias is cute and mostly right. Just mostly?

>>26435 Yeah Luka was a failure, trusting him on anything was a massive failure on her part.

>>26432 A drawback that makes the monster girls way more troublesome when they pursue you than they normally are.

>>26436 Oh good you found the Wankanda memes, those are important for a jump like this.

>>26387 Why is SB so neurotic about safety while jumping like they aren't in complete narrative control over whether or not their jumpers can overcome a dangerous situation?

>>26437 >A drawback that makes the monster girls way more troublesome when they pursue you than they normally are. Well yeah, they're women, of fucking course they're troublesome. >>26438 I have been doing research.

>>26436 >White men wearing clothes is a micro-aggression on hellwan sexuality I forgot how funny and retarded these were.

>>26439 You're just not le hecking tArGeT aUdIenCe, anon.

>>26436 That is true. Bro drank his own Kool Aid too much, when all except maybe two races of monster should have been killed. You are a good one Ric.

>>26436 Wankandan pyramid ship as an item?

>>26444 >Doesn't show the upvote/downvote in the pic Fuck off, Youtube.

>>26447 QQ doesn't have upvote/downvote. It's a forum

>>26447 QQ and SB only has a X liked this post.

>>26446 Alongside the fried chicken >>26445 He's a failure that sided with the literal monsters. I will instead seduce and impregnate Illias properly.

>>26444 >not wanting to mooch the wifi while riding a moose He's ngmi.

>>26436 >'New' Wan-Kanda is located in Detroit.

>>26450 Damn, that's pretty based. Don't forget the nukes.

>>26432 Just going to suggest Origins based on attracting specific archetypes of monsters, ala >>26095

Outside of the Paradox jumps what would be a good jump to conquer India in? I wish to run the juggernaughts.

>>26454 >Just going to suggest Origins based on attracting specific archetypes of monsters, ala One of the few downgrades of this site is that its hard to keep track of replies sometimes. >attracting specific archetypes of monsters Tell me more >>26452 >>26453 stupid yet hilarious

>>26426 I wish but he really didn't. Of course he wins in the end of the day but there's always moments when you go "damn if only he used his power sooner".

I've unleashed something beautiful upon this world, and I am so proud of my work.

>>26439 Nta, but they use jumps from the perspective that they're the jumper, not the writer. That's why they're so cowardly and always want the highest power options.

>>26459 Sounds really boring.

>>26095 I just hope whatever this jump is has an option to be the bizarrely feminine best friend of a stand up big brother type, as a lead in for eventually alping and fucking my bro

>>26456 This is the power of MEMES.

>>26439 I like to think that it's a vocal minority bias, especially because some of their posters have a tendency to try and shut down discussion or attack people for having an "incorrect" opinion. Those same posters tend to also support the idea that "jumping only makes sense when you are powergaming and munchkining for maximum safety". So over time people have realized that there is no point to saying anything otherwise, because it often leads to meaningless arguments about how it would be illogical not to pursue absolute safety or absolute power.

>>26461 what the fuck

>>26456 Nta obviously, but I would prefer this >attracting specific archetypes of monsters To be like, a sub-origin with a few perks each at most

>>26463 Of course, one of the more vocal proponents on that side is someone who thinks he's a better writer than CS Lewis.

>>26432 >Sure why not, keep comming with ideas Well, the pro-monstergirl side is the one that interests me, so have some suggestions for them. >A perk that helps you find people who can assist you in achiving your goals. So if you want to become a monstergirl and learn magic, you’ll meet a monstergirl who knows a lot about magic and is looking for an apprentice. >An appearance perk that relates to transformations. Even if you were plain looking as a human, becoming an incubus/monstergirl would see you becoming a 10/10 as well >A perk that insures you’ll find opportunities to join up with the faction or group you want to join, and insures the process of joining them goes well. If there’s one monstergirl within 500 miles, she’ll find you and ask you to help her.

>>26464 Alping is a proud MGE tradition.

By the popular request of literally no one ever I am now making a JJK Heian Era jump

>>26469 Terrible idea, please don't.

>>26469 Does this actually exist or is this blade-tier "less than five minutes of stuff" where you make up 99% of the doc?

>>26469 shouldn't you be working on a jump for your kurapika wife (male and the dominant in the relationship)? >>26468 Post them memes, chief >>26465 >>26467 Could be just Human Male and Monster Girl origins with some sub sections for male, but I feel it would get unbalanced with the mg stuff.

>>26469 FINISH THE FUCKING SONIC MOVIES JUMP

>>26472 >Post them memes, chief Memes are posting.

>>26473 We don't have an Alvin and The Chipmunks jump?

>>26475 Wat

>>26404 So redpill me on those two jumps.

>>26466 It's why I never bothered posting much or engaging in discussion often on SB. Even ignoring him and his buddies who feed off of each other, most of the time the community just talks about the same things and eventually it leads back to another "realism argument". There is the occasional prompt that makes me think a little, but most of the time those prompts receive minimal engagement at best.

>>26470 Nah, I'd develop >>26471 There's more than you'd think >>26472 Shouldn't you be sucking my dick? >>26473 My ADHD won't let me

>>26472 BEHOLD! THE NEWS!

>>26479 Drown in pills, and then work on sonic.

What a perfect time to go to sleep, just when the memes all have exactly one punchline

>>26387 Yes, but there's no reason to go full danger immediately. That's why no one takes Warhammer 40k first jump. He had Ben 10 and Adventure Time in starter jumps, which is retarded. People were also pointing out problems with other categories, like how most of his "get OP brain" jumps didn't actually have perks to make you smarter. >>26449 Only one person liked it, it didn't even get the obligatory like from Master of Tech who likes 99% of posts in the thread. >>26458 ???

>>26479 I really thought you were better than this. I can't suck something that small. Also finish your sanic jump >>26480 NICE!

>>26464 >what the fuck Basically, this used to be a man. However, if a guy who becomes an incubus wants to be a woman, it can happen. >>26472 >Could be just Human Male and Monster Girl origins with some sub sections for male, but I feel it would get unbalanced with the mg stuff. Like I said, split the human side into pro and anti monstergirl.

>>26483 >??? Twas the memes that I started posting that kicked off Ricrod's latest jump idea.

>>26485 Now I remember why I hated MGE.

>>26486 oh, I didn't see him mention it

>>26483 >Only one person liked it, it didn't even get the obligatory like from Master of Tech who likes 99% of posts in the thread. So is it good or bad?

>>26483 Honestly it is a waste of time to engage with those people. They don't actually care to learn about any new settings, nor do they care to learn about the settings they included. Nine times out of ten, they just want someone to praise them for their "new innovative method" or feed their need for recognition. When someone does bring up something new or points out the flaws in their post, they got defensive as though they're being attacked. On top of that, the people who blindly support them will also call you out sometimes or they will collectively ignore it and continue to pretend nothing happened.

>>26485 >Basically, this used to be a man. However, if a guy who becomes an incubus wants to be a woman, it can happen. I know that, I just wasn't expecting you to ask for it like a slut

>>26456 >Tell me more It's very simple. There are many MGs, and many of them are groupable into archetypes, sometimes by their typing, sometimes by their region. I suggest making Origins by grouping these archetypes together, then, taking into consideration the premise of, "What if MGE, but REAL," come up with what kind of modern fucko would wind up with a bunch of those monster girls. The post I linked to gave examples, but I will elaborate on them or with new ones: >Demonic MGs (Imps, Arch Imps, Demons, Devils, maybe other Succubi species, maybe Familiars and Baphomets): Basement dwelling occult nerds who found out that demons are real and are freaking out over getting to summon real demons, except everything they summon is obviously a Monster Girl, and the apparently the binding is a marriage contract. Capstone might be offering contracts to future demons offering them power, but unwittingly makes them into WAIFUs if they accept. >EGYPT MGs (Pharaohs, Anubis, Sphinx, Khepri, Apophis): Themed around kingdom building through your harem, several of the MGs are literally about this. Like, this is an actual thing in MGE. >Artifical MGs (Automatons, Golems, Living Armors): Industry realizing that with the discovery of mamono mana the shells that go into becoming these ones can be reproduced with modern technology, then made into MGs. >Parasitic MGs (Dark Matters, Parasite Slimes, Ropers, Kitsune-bi): Guy realizing that he can make his own harem by just making more of a chosen parasite and letting them find their own bodies, Perk for these kinds of tactics only bringing you together with people who'd already like you because that's a thing in MGE, definitely not a suggestion born entirely out of my wish for another Perk that creates parasites that take control over others for me

>>26492 You forgot to mention how the writer is a turbo schizo.

>>26490 The average SBer: All the narcissism of the average podcaster/Twitch thirst trap/"content creator" without even a pretence of entertainment value.

>>26489 The post in the image I was responding to was bad.

>>26491 I’m not the anon who asked, I was just explaining. My plan is to alp into a Lich, but that’s because I like monstergirls, Lich in particular, and magic is cool.

>>26495 The. Jump.

>>26480 >We'll send 3-5 racist body builders to guard your property.

>>26453 >Don't forget the nukes. Paradox already had an entire anti nuke spiel, about how they're evil and bad and no one should EVER use them

>>26484 Can the Harem perk come with a Bicorn with an unlimited harem capacity?

>>26497 There wasn't a jump, I was replying to something talking about a list.

>>26499 Who gives a shit?

>>26502 The Japs

>>26501 *frustrated siiiiiiiiiiiigh*

>>26499 Do you mean Paradox Interactive, the game dev company or something else?

>>26505 Monster girl quest paradox

>>26498 The side articles are some of the best parts.

Right, good thing I asked before I started ranting about the game company

>>26478 He's colonized QQ now, too.

>>26508 For >>26506

>>26508 What did Paradox do this time?

>>26483 >Only one person liked it, it didn't even get the obligatory like from Master of Tech who likes 99% of posts in the thread. Anon, it was 7 people. Which might not seem like a lot, but is actually pretty significant as far as QQ posts go.

>>26507 >Pic 3 >Man wins argument by being annoying I was looking for humor, not realism.

>>26508 You can still do that

>>26513 Note the article immediately above it. >"Posting a picture of a girl with huge tits is not how you win an argument" -Patty Notits

This JJK Heian Era jump is maybe the dumbest idea I've ever had This means I'm doubling down on it

>>26512 woah, that was weird. It only showed one when I checked like 5 minutes ago lol

>>26515 I’d rather have someone win an argument with big tits then by being annoying.

>>26516 What Coffin and the DBS Manga jumps?

>>26518 Patty Notits things big tits are annoying. That's the joke.

>>26519 I'm insane nigga I don't understand commitment nigga

>>26521 Oh yeah? How many time have you cheated on your girlfriend?

>>26480 Also, rare Tenacious D reference.

>>26516 >JJK Heian Era . . . How?

Are there any popular (for /jc/) waifus you think are overhyped or flatly don't understand the appeal of? Pic-unrelated for the second clause.

>>26516 >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_cost#Fallacy_effect >A related phenomenon is plan continuation bias, which is recognized as a subtle cognitive bias that tends to force the continuation of a plan or course of action even in the face of changing conditions. In the field of aerospace it has been recognized as a significant causal factor in accidents, with a 2004 NASA study finding that in 9 out of the 19 accidents studied, aircrew exhibited this behavioral bias. >There are also two predominant factors that characterize the bias. The first is an overly optimistic estimate of probability of success, possibly to reduce cognitive dissonance having made a decision. The second is that of personal responsibility: when you are personally accountable, it is difficult for you to admit that you were wrong.

>>26525 A lot of Fate girls. That mean Mash.

>>26522 >Girlfriend Y-yeah, like a hundred times! It's really putting a strain on our relationship. Big problem for me

>>26527 How do you feel about Mash with a gun?

Here is 1.0 of my Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (anime) jump. It can be put on the drives. 1.0 Changelog: >Blank Cards, Virtual World, and The Seal of Orichalcos now clarify that companions and followers are not kept under movement restrictions. >Added two new notes: On Import Cards and On Virtual World Imports. >Minor typo fixes.

>>26525 Blake's mom, I really dont like her canon design, its just a worse Blake.

>>26529 That's not Mash, which means she's probably better than Mash.

>>26529 >bodysuit Cheating since it instantly raises the appeal of any woman by like 300%.

>>26534 Hows this? No gun tho >>26532 For some reason this is hilarious to me, and I like Mash.

>>26524 Determination

>>26534 Also, she has better tits than Mash, so it also make her better than Mash.

>>26536 That's how the younglings call cringe these day?

>>26531 >its just a worse Blake. Damn, nigga. Now THAT'S a hot take.

>>26531 I feel like your, natural and understandable, hatred of RWBY is clouding your judgement there. Though I agree with you so...

>>26530 Cool! ...did nobody else see this?

>>26464 Long story short, /tg/ used to have roleplay threads back in the quest days and there was this one cute story about a small effeminate nerd and his two nerd friends lamenting about how they're still virgins, despite monstergirls being a thing. The ending was the small nerdy one realizing they were a girl, alping, and then dating one of her friends, while the other one got together with a different monstergirl now that everyone knew which of the friends the alp had claimed as a husband.

>>26530 do the millenium items only have the abilities mentioned in the jump or also the ones they have in the anime? Like how the Millenium Ring can place souls inside objects, including a fragment of the owners soul which can act even if the original dies, or how the Millenium Rod can do the same with people. Or how the Millenium Scales can fuse people, stuff like that.

>>26530 Oh neat. I'm still gonna be using the original jump but it's nice to have more options

>>26543 They have the anime abilities.

>>26545 nice, I know this seems self explanatory, but the old jump explicitly nerfed them so I wasn't sure.

>>26525 Tsunade, she's just an old woman(50 but looks older) with plenty of trauma and vices like having problems with alcohol, gambling and debt. It's not even like she's attractive, she just constantly transforms to be more attractive. Like you could literally get any girl in Naruto to do the same thing if you wanted.

>>26547 >It's not even like she's attractive I said it so above too!

>>26548 thats kinda different thogh, you were talking about what she pretends to look like. Which I personally old find attractive. But I am talking about her real appearance she constantly hides.

>>26547 I feel like the kind of people who take Tsunade are the same who take OC companions. Blonde. Booba. "Milf". Horny. They jump at the first collection of traits that vaguely satisfies their negroid brains.

>>26547 >>26550 Without realizing they could easily make something far superior if they applied themselves even a little, I meant to add.

What kind of retard doesn't like Tsunade?

>>26549 That's not Tsunade's real appearance either. That's her appearance after using a technique whose backlash makes her look even older

>>26525 The entire cast of RWBY. Not only are they the most generic and uninspired pseudo-anime designs I've ever seen, but everything said about what people like about them appears to be constructed on headcanon and speculative history like "maybe Weiss would be great if you fixed her daddy issues", "maybe Pyrrha would be great if she wasn't the biggest Jaune fan" and "maybe Yang is actually ripped and the artstyle is doing her an injustice. Also not a lesbian"

>>26554 Weiss is excellent correction bait. No one in RWBY is worth waifuing, however.

>>26553 Anon she constantly used that jutsu during the previous Shinobi wars, I think its safe to say that her using it for a few hours that day isn't gonna have made much of a difference.

>>26549 I mean, yes, but also no. Her fake appearance isn't that attractive either. >>26552 She's a girl in Naruto. THINK PSYCHO THIIIIIIIIIIIINK. >>26554 It's a case of the arts doing most of the work.

>>26525 Like 90% of waifus that get brought up seem straight up awful to me.

>>26556 The technique is something she only uses in the most dire situations since it costs her her lifespan to actually use it.

Bit of a weird question, but are there any perks around that'd let me cough up blood at will? I already checked all our Xianxia jumps

>>26560 Nevermind, I found something that'll work. Deadman Wonderland has a perk that lets you excrete blood from your skin.

And we're on to the next topic. Alas.

>>26562 >And we're on to the next topic. Alas. My branch of sin was Blood Bullets. Which means I can now shoot hypersonic blood projectiles from any patch of skin. Including my genitals

>>26563 But can you shoot SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES?

>>26564 Only with blood. I didn't know Jojo vampires were related to horny toads. Neat

>>26564 Meanwhile Demi-Fiend:

>>26565 >>26564 Shit wait, I just realized that if you combine the blood excretion perk with a crazy amount of purchases of the extra blood pressure perk from Mars of Destruction then you can definitely start cutting people up with blood jets

>>26432 >pic I have no idea what i'm looking at.

>>26568 Dude just cleaned up his house from a nice game night with his bros, only to have his poor innocent body ravaged by horny milfs, ruining his cleaning job

>>26568 Hanging out with the boys and having a good time va hanging out with the girls and getting drained dry and tossed aside.

>>26568 Hanging out with the boys and having a good time va hanging out with the girls and getting drained dry and tossed aside.

>>26568 Yet more reasons to go for a superior Mamono waifu versus inferior human women.

>>26569 >>26570 >>26571 Where are the damages and the fluids then?

>>26472 Algebra should be the main method for humans to cast magic.

>>26573 The fluids are in the women, and the damages is the dead plant and knocked over piggy bank. Having two of the three things in his house knocked over is pretty bad, you know?

>>26575 What, you are telling me that girls don't get wet.

>>26576 That is, in fact, the exact opposite of what I just said

>>26577 >The fluids are in the woman They don't fucking squirt?

>>26564 I always read it as Stingray instead of Stingy then realize the name is much more dumb

>>26579 Ah yes, the ultimate moves, Singray and Stingy. Actually sound kind of badass.

>>26580 Well, stingrays kill crocodile hunters after all.