Monday at the earliest t. knower

>>2192 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I can't wait to start posting with all my german friends again

This place is better

2 more weeks

T 40

there can be a regular drinkening threda if it comes back at this time

I don't believe the germs

I trust the germans over the french any day

>>2202 My body is ready. I am ready!

>>2202 watching europoors destroy themselves is one of my favourite things on kc

I bet he's running the final tests for us.

>>2224 KC is constant beta testing.

what will i do without kc :(

>>2229 Hang on tight nigga, we are almost back

>>2231 no but i mean eventually kohlshit will die anyway

what then

>>2236 Maybe we die sooner?

>>2224 Backdoors are installed and operational. Not long to go!

>>2241 Don't forget zwiebelsite! It's fully offline since days ago

still down at H hour, niggerish lack of punctuality for germany

its not back yet im sick of this bunker

>>2253 We may have to drink here. I'm not giving up hope!

>>2255 I also wanted to check on cardbernd who I sent a response card. and the overal status of bernds receiving cards

its so fucking over

>18:07 >still no KC "ceo" of Kohl, Helmut, had better watch his back!

>>2261 why you no have flag?

what is the acceptable amount of time in deutschland to call its fucking over and not happening? 10 minutes past? 30? hours?

>>2261 Pls, try to stay calm. These are hard times for us all.

>>2265 Week

>>2264 Not him, but I think us ognions are flagless here.

>>2267 das ist kein ordnung!

fucking nigger germs

>>2264 As another noflag, I'm an onion. I hope helmut saved the bypasses. I would hate to miss the drinkenings while I generate a new one.

>>2206 you were wrong, no kc

Last time we were bunkerposting onions were banned from posting images.

>>2272 Helmut works for the German railway, nothing surprising

maybe the jews are right about g*rmoids

Das ist das Ende, Freuns.

>>2276 What was your own frogchan called again? It has been too long for me to remember.

>>2274 There's a secret technique to generate bypasses 10x faster. Should I tell on our KC board?

>>2290 We have KC board?

>>2292 If you know you know!

>>2292 Stupid image...

>>2290 is it the gpu script that was posted many times?

>>2295 Nein! But I'm not revealing the secret in case of bad actors.

why did helmut specify a specific time when he couldve just said 'this evening' or 'today', only to then never deliver on the specific time who benefits

>>2296 Don't worry. Charlton Heston is dead for years now.

>>2298 >voraussichtlich Shit happens

>>2298 Maybe he has hopes too? And no backup plans?

>>2298 Well, it seems to me that his estimated time is based on what the server provider told him. He said this in a post earlier somewhere on this board. Maybe they said it'd be done now?

>>2302 perhaps the case I remember my 16 dollars a year vps provider being similarly scuffed on filesystem failure just taking it down for 5 days while they're 'rebuilding the storage'. does kc not have any dedicated server or storage? my kot pictures have better redundant storage than the entire of kc at this point

>>2256 I checked yesterday and have not received them

>>2311 not sure on euro->us postal situation havent seen a single us bernd receive them this year. on the other hand inner euro post seems good I'm pretty sure I got it within a couple days after he sent it this year

>>2308 Does KC need redundant storage?

>>2315 seems so since what took it down this time was filesystem corruption, allegedly due to failing hardware. which wouldnt be a thing with redundant storage and a filesystem that can do integrity checks

>>2315 Finlad said Helmut had about a terabyte of data required for kc.

>>2324 You can see how much is used, it was at 800GB IIRC.

>>2322 >>2324 But is the data really necessary. Drive down the provider, pop in a new psx with an empty CD, and we're good to go. And start over.

>>2324 just ban videos nice but not really needed

>>2328 Are the posting on /leftypol/ual abuse videos really necessary? The answer is yes.

>>2331 Gay filter.

Helmut du Prostituierte, mach KohlCan auf! KohlCan soll auf sein! Bernd mag KohlCan!

>>2296 > bad actors. You mean like Til Schweiger?

>>2338 >Taiwan suspicious_dog.bmp

Keyword "expect", too bad the expectations were wrong.

kc is not back, my heater and warm water makerer broke het is voorbij

>>2345 >suspicious_dog.bmp Do you doubt the existence of my country, chinese Schweinehund?

>>2355 what kind of evil scum films it, instead of just puting a cone for warning htere

Ist das der Sauffaden? Prost Bernd!

>>2390 schadenfreude >>2391 prost!

We need KC back in 1 hour 20 mins for the drinkenings threda. Move it krauts!

waldemarchan is closed forever

>>2398 You should not occupy yourself with imageboards. You have to win a war for all of us in the free world.

ihr wixxa alda warum redet hier keina deutsch alda

>>2411 Sauf Bernd, sauf!

Jule without kohl ?!

Kohlshit is kill :3

still nothing, the eternal germ can't be trusted

is it true kohlchan is online on tor network ? then this is a ruse to torment bernd

>>2462 halts maul und trink mit bernd ;_;

>>2464 Yes. And it will stay like this for at least one week. Most likely longer

prost to kc returning quickly

>>2472 Prost Bernd!

Helmut lied, Bernd died.

Any time soon.

It never said KC will be back, only that it is expected to be back. So technically there was no lie

bunker cucks btfo

I hope Kohlchan never comes back. I fucking hate poltard, pedos and proxy/onion posters. For me the only place for Bernd is Krautchan, but is no more. Kohlchan is just a horrible copycat, and all his posters are subhumans.

>>2472 Prost!

>>2493 You're free to fuck off then when it returns

Helmut is transmitting secret messages via ultraband, grab your tinfoil hats to listen in

>>2504 How many folds that is, again?

>>2493 KrC was nice, but we have selective memories of it. You should check the web archive, you can see some real threads on KrC from 10 years ago. It wasn't quite as glamorous as we remember it, sadly :D

>>2506 >Wir sind voraussichtlich 2024/12/13 18 Uhr wieder da. >We expect to be back at 2024/12/13 6 PM CET (UTC+1). decode this message

KC wurde angeblich zwangsabgeschaltet, um in Ruhe HDs bei Pedos und Rechten machen zu können. Ohne KC können sie sich nicht gegenseitig warnen.

>>2511 Danke für die Warnung. Bernd wichst nochmal schnell auf die kleinen Analschlampen. Sie Heil

>>2511 hat doch gar keine zeit für sowas die bolizei, muss doch regimekritiker verfolgen

kohlcels on suicide watch

>>2511 Noch kann Bernd sich freiwillig melden. Wenn die Lolizei vor der Türe steht, ist es zu spät!

>>2465 i'm drinking with bernd, no worry

Wenn einer von euch Schlappen noch wüsste, wie man das IRC bedient, hättet ihr längst mitbekommen, dass KC nicht wiederkommt. Das war es, die Admins um Helmut sind von Board gegangen, der Server steht noch auf "Wartung" bis zum Ablauf, sollte der fünfzehnte sein.

>>2541 auf frankreichbernd kann bernd zählen :3 Prost

>>2464 kohlchan will become only accessible by tor, mark my words.

>>2547 Schirmschuss biette

>>2183 unpunctual unreliable subhumans

>>2583 IGORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

are u fucking serious still down??

>>2547 Hoffentlich ist es endlich vorbei.

>>2547 Beweise?

>still down >helmut gone IT'S OVER

Is it really over?

Kohl was on a downward path. It allowed cp and didn't ban subhumans. Of course that means normal people leave. I will miss it. RIP kohlchan.

>>2648 It's... over. Over.

it's over (good doe, pedos lost)

We expect to be back at 2024/12/13 11 PM CET (UTC+1).

23:00 WE'RE SO BACK

>>2686 Holy fucking BASED we are so back boys!

Can't wait to post on Kaycee against.

WE BARACK

>>2686 kys liar

I want my Krautchan back.

>>2650 normal people shouldn't be on kc. If I wanted normal people I go to 4chan

Ziemlich traurige Nummer, Helmut! Soll das eine Metapher für die Befindlichkeit des Reiches sein?

I miss you bernds.............

>>2737 bernd misses himself 4 years ago ;_;

>>2686 realistically, they mean 2025

Goodbye friends. I miss you too, Bogdan.

Where is my puzzl threda?!

It will be back at 11 PM (paris timezone)

>>2796 Es ist die deutsche Reichszeitzone!

Please use our new domain http://drachenchan.net after 11PM.

Kohlkanal was financed by Syrian captagon businnes, prove me wrong.

end of an era...

>>2701 Obama?

KC IS BACK!

>>2853 Holy shit, it is better than ever! Thanks, Helmut

>>2853 Not online here

>>2862 Delete cookies. It works

Prost, Berndi

>>2864 >>2853 Lies. I will rape your bum like a wog.

>>2871 Just 10 more minutes

KC won't come back

Just hold on for a few minutes. We are awaiting the "GO" from our partner Amadeu-Antonio-Stiftung soon.

>>2880 it's happening

It's over.

>>2804 what about kc

Any moment now...

Just 1 more minute. Cant wait to make my first post of the day

finally. Yaaaay

Helmut tricked us again :(

Some tricking me Bernd.

Took long enough

What are we even waiting for?

>>2904 Love? Death? Salvation?

I am Sodom Insane. I rape butts. I will assrape all of you unless KC comes online IMMEDIATELY.

you had ONE JOB

We have been forsaken

posters itt waiting for khc to return

SYRIUM EUNT DOMUS

>>2924 Any minute now

If you are reading this, can you explain why we are waiting?

It's over...

23h they said

>>2936 Let's cope with the fact that we have untill 23h59 since he did not said the minutes

bernd on the left me on the right

>>2942 11 PM cet +1 the time table have been moved forward

We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon. We expect to be soon.

Wtf bernd

KC I MISS YOU

>>2958 J-Just two more minutes....

>>2958 wtf they removed the promised time

>>2974 So it is only a matter of minutes, nice

>>2958 Now they can walk away and not update the maintenance page again :)

>>2974 it's like the return of the Messiah

>>2958 >>2974 >>2978 it's all ogre now

>We expect to be soon. Waldemarchan is dead

This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes again Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free Desperately in need Of some stranger's hand In a desperate land

>>2987 Who is Waldemar?

>>2997 There is no Waldemar.

It's over isn't it?

>>3005 I still have hope

>>3000 Based mod did nothing wrong

JUST IN It's not coming back. Source: IRC

>>3013 They dont write anything there

Holy shit. I got a Cloudflare screen and thought it was back.

The BKA seized every SSD, HDD and every other data carrier they could find, i hope you niggas used protection.

>>3022 i can swallow a half dozen micro-sd with a straight face

>>3027 So what, Helmut could swallow half a dozen BBC and they still got him.

>>3031 projecting

I wonder what the issue is for real? Is it just taking too long to transfer or something?

>>3045 It will never come up again.

It's over isn't it?

>>3048 This. Helmut is one of the worst communicators on the planet. t. former disgruntled mod

kohl is water bernd is fish frog

>>2924 I hope it stays down since I can't stop the addiction on my own.

In my opinion, he wouldn't be updating the page and doing all of this work if it wasn't coming back up.

3 day special operation to bring back the kohlchan

At least Krautmeister won't come back at all, that's most important.

>>3057 God, i hate AI pictures, the ammount of nonsensical details really annoys me.

>>3053 Bernd, is it true that KC was financed with Assads captagon?

>>3067 yes the server was infact hosted in Damascus

>>3062 Shut up bunti. Krautmeister was fun and you are pure cancer

>>3070 >t. fellow jew

>>3067 >captagon >Fenethylline (BAN, USAN) or fenetylline (INN) is a codrug of amphetamine and theophylline and so a mutual prodrug of both. It is also spelled phenethylline; other names for it are amphetaminoethyltheophylline and amfetyline. The drug was marketed for use as a psychostimulant under the brand names Captagon, Biocapton, and Fitton. ...what? How?

>>3070 >Krautmeister was fun No, he was an anti-social troglodyte that shat up /b/.

>>3045 Server Raid in Romania

>>2979 Sadly this is looking more true now.

ITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACKITS BACK

///KOHL IS LIVE!!!!!\\\ ///KOHL IS LIVE!!!!!\\\ ///KOHL IS LIVE!!!!!\\\ FUCK YEAR!!!!!

>>3077 >Server Raid in Romania Not very surprising Helmut has connections or even family to romania...

Kc back. For real now.

WE ARE SO BACK

>>2355 cut leaky pipe. Slide on high temp hose and two hose clamps (more for better security). Fixed!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT HAS HAPPENED

>>2390 Or a handful of rock salt to fix the problem.

first post on newkohl ..

I have never doubted Helmut.

>>3090 Always the first to take action when there's a power vaccuum.

>>2493 >all his posters are subhumans You post there

>>2650 > It allowed cp and didn't ban subhumans. It banned cp and allowed subhumans like you.

>>3093 >>3096 take care not to get arrested btw

>>3097 Word rape lost any meaning in this context

>>3087 decent idea but I already ordered replacement pipe, considered soldering but gave up. it should be here any day now.

The server got raided by cops and Helmut is a snitch, don't go back to that honeypot.

its back but pictures are still broken

>>3109 its a textboard now, posting images is soooo 2004

>>3097 >"freedom of fiction" activist who wrote lolicon novels has been arrested for raping elementary school girls. If only there was some kind of warning sign that you could use to identify people who want to do that sort of thing.

>>3114 well yeah, he was an anti-feminist; anybody who hates women must be a pedo, QED

The attempted 30h fix did not work Everyone back to the bunker