i have not even smoked weed yet today

Henlo! I've made my blunder.

kill rape control

Any news on your journey?

>>2534 Its time

>>2532 Most BASED Bernd ever. Cheers!

>>2539 ok

>>2535 Very nice presentation is it all for one evening?

>>2537 Upon wheres

drinking with bernd

>>2542 Cheers mr gaijin how is it going there Do you get snow yet

>>2544 Nod really. I've made good progress on the beer in the meantime. I'll take a few sips of ginner in the very near future. The pogácsa is for serious nomming, chasing the beer. I don't think I'll start the cakes today. I bought them the same place as the pogácsa.

>>2546 To the future!

>>2554 Looks good also strong Do you have snacks or some such?

>>2560 no snack whatsoever, only booze (and a pepsi max family pack)

>>2557 Looks very good I have potato cakes

>>2558 Going there currently with speed of 3600 s/h

>>2562 Based purist

>>2563 tell us about Lithuanian potato cake

>>2565 That's very good speed. Our best kenyan runners can bare keep the pace. >>2568 >>2568

>>2568 It look like potat Made of chocolate and nuts so looks like poo a bit also

>>2572 you're not describing a potato cake at all

>>2556 It snows only once a year in Osaka, and the snow thaws immediately so we never get snowy landscape. I went for a bicycle ride and here's a compilation of what I saw :D Pic 3 is a vending machine supporting stray kots. Bought a hot tea there, half of the money goes for stray kots! Remembered kot-poster Lithuania Bernd as I did that.

>>2575 I dont make the rules or names

>>2576 Do they have bike infrastructure on japan?

>>2576 Those images have more layer of makeup than a 45 yo. russian whore.

>>2577 we have a recipe of potato cake, you basicaly replace flour with mashed potatoes. It's relatively fluffy and not bad at all

bunker drinking, dire times still drinking gluhwein, also see dessert (alcoholic with advocaat)

>>2588 weird dessert tbh

>>2588 Very nice thematic drinkings

>>2580 They don't. I literally ride on the only existing bike infra in the region. It's pretty long, but limited as to where it leads to. Basically, they always have some bike road next to a river. (that's where the photos were taken) >>2581 Normal photos taken by iPhone 11 pro max (old as fuck piece of shit) Merry Christmas btw. here's some chicken and ramen adverts at ans convenience store.

>>2590 custard is nice, alcoholic custard is nicer

>>2596 Do they also have christmas in japan? Or do they just celebrate new years?

>>2596 I wish I had culture of christmas chicken giftpacks in local super or fastfoodplace

>>2596 I'm not gonna say they are bad, but they are not real at all. Thematically they are nice, IWO and all.

>>2600 They even crucify santa!

>>2602 What if they have christmas trees made of chicken?

i did smoke weed

>>2611 junkie

>>2605 Heathens!

>>2606 sufferings known

>>2606 Greta did this

sausig nacke

>>2611 In your footsteps.

>>2625 Sausigarch I have to decode between polish kabanos or lebanese nuts

>>2633 It's the order, isn't it? It's the order?

>>2633 why not both, I also have battered nuts and other things on snacke list tonight

>>2625 now we're talking

>>2636 No they always use one use pads

>>2618 >>2623 ! Got it thanks opinel

>>2637 Overeating leads to bad sleeps

>>2600 Christmas in Japan is all about going to KFC (chicken), ordering "Christmas Cake" and setting up Christmas decorations.(also fugging your girlfriend if you happen to have one) What do you eat on Christmas on the Lietuva?

>>2646 eating or not, i don't sleep

>>2602 You are supposed to order fried chicken and Christmas cake at local 7/11, Family Mart lol Btw. Women who didn't manage to get married by 30 years old are also called Christmas Cakes.

>>2647 eating ham and potato salad(also mamdarines)

importlakrizt, i deliver resources like in the videogame command and conquer. I am a commando in a uniform enhanced supersoilder

>>2647 our traditional meat is Chapon, it's a castrated chicken that eat only grain an milk, also it's raised in a small cage so he don't run. The meat is very tender.

>>2654 Such existence is intolerable

>>2660 >castrated chicken So the movie was true.

>>2659 With a toxic tractor?

I have never ever been drunk.

>>2670 what movie? but yes, people are paid to castrate chickens, it's hard apparently

>>2673 Ure missing out

>>2674 I thought chinkems are female already. Cocks are male? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grande_Bouffe with all of its stuffed birdses.

>>2673 not welcome in this club

>>2675 >>2678 It strikes me as not very Bernd-like, and more bydlo Audrius tier. How did Bernds get into drinking?

>>2678 Ignore them, they are drunk. Just smile and wave.

>>2682 are you listening ?

>>2658 Very interesting. (t. love potato salad) Mandarines weren't available during communist times, I guess that's why! >>2660 That's even more interesting. Never visited France (except for Charles de Gaulle). I'm not sure I'll ever taste French chicken, but sounds good. Sasuga France! Here's some French people according to Japanese artists for you!

>>2673 it is never too late to start, think of how many alcoholic years you have left with sucha pristine liver

>>2693 french and japanese artist understood eachover very well, we were the first wee-boo

>>2700 The French were the first in Europe (and the world) to understand Japanese art.

>>2702 In fact, Japs themselves thought ukiyo-e was shit until the French appreciated it, then they suddenly changed their views lol :D

>>2707 >ukiyo-e i don't have the vocabulary, that's the wood block prints like the famous "Great Wave"?

>>2711 Yes, that's the era and style.

>>2712 Too lazy (and drunk) to look it up, but it was most likely some French who brought the "Great Wave" to Europe and made it famous.

>>2712 that's very nice, i like them, it was sold for cheap like today's manga. I heard that the first export to europe like ceramics were sometime packed in such print and people were impressed by the quality of the prints and the paper itself

>>2717 Yes, exactly. It's thanks to your French ancestors that Japan is considered a cultural powerhouse today. (I'm neither French nor Japanese)

>>2696 How are your livers doing, guys? Min does 3 liters of 7% alc and then it's over :D

>>2728 my liver is genetically built like a rock, my two grandfathers were drinkers and made it to 80yo

>>2535 Doned the deed, sipped the ginner. It's very very smooth, not even a stilted cough. On the "botanicals" and "hint of seaside salt", or whatever, it has a very mild taste. I'm gonna take another sip...

>>2733 Based Frenchbernd. Couldn't expect any less. Though I'm sure Lietuva Bernd and Dutch Bernds are also pretty stronk :D My father drank 2 bottles of vodka every day for 20 years until some doctor scared him and he stopped drinking. I'm hoping I have the same genetics :DD

>>2742 Do you have tonic? Veey impkrtant to uncrowd the flavours

>>2746 Nah im a lightweight I have half a bottle of wine plus some 100 mls of vpdkers and thats enought

>>2746 >2 bottles of vodka every day for 20 years wow, that's literally a slow scuicide

I drank a gallon of booze yesterday. I think today I rest.

>>2747 No, that's the another blunder. The shoppe had nice and expensive tonic too, but I sperged out. The ginner, it's like you're drinking the smoothest crystal skull vodka ever, and you just smell up a spruce tree. No one even take notice. And a minute later, it's kinda salty a bit.

>>2751 a gallon of bud light?

>>2748 Classy. Good to know we can rely on you making this threada before we DIE :D

>>2753 I overexaggerate, it was more like 2 litres. Vodka and irish whisky

>>2750 He's still alive and kicking. He's even working a job that requires a lot of movement lol Also he smoke like a pack of cigs a day. Some guys are just invicible.

>>2757 Oh no

ok switching to "the good stuff"

>>2747 >>2748 >>2764 Peace and love Brother Audrius. Hope you're keeping the faith and hanging on. Merry Christmas

>>2763 long live stronk daddy!

>>2766 You are supposed to start with good stuff!

>>2767 Pekka, that's not Audrius. It's our HOLY BROTHER the DRINKENINGS LIETUVA!!!

>>2767 Thanks i guess How is alcofinning?

>>2769 i know, that's dumb

>>2766 No, no, you destroy yourself SLIGHTLY with suspicious alkies. Then, you switch to the RIGHT STUFF.

By the way. Never fucking trust Germans. (incoming German hate)

>>2777 i'm a simple man, 50€ bottles should be kept for special days, oh well , i'm finishing it

>>2532 bernd drank a bottle of whine. bernd is drunk now

>>2782 a bottle of wine, that's my dose for becoming the best pilote

>>2782 You have come to the right place. (Even though you are a German we respect you :D)

>>2782 Based enjoyer

>>2786 are you a pilot? >>2788 bernd is missing his sauffaden ;_; bernd is depressed and want his sauffaden back ;_; >>2789 bernd dankt

>>2782 i'm a pilot of my old Reanult Diesel when i drink a bottle of wine, absolutely

>>2797 based. bernd is driving bmw diesel, but never drunk

>>2799 fucking EU killed the diesel, it's obviously the best engine, thanks germany for diesel

>>2803 no one likes eu, but it is still here. what went wrong?

I have two packs of beer

>>2811 Do they have hops in braziu?

>>2808 they rig the elections, romanian case is just hilarious

>>2815 so lets drink moar

>>2814 >Do they have hops in braziu? Yes, but it's rare here

>>2818 yeah, that's the only thing to do

>>2820 bernd will einfach nicht mehr ;_;

>>2803 Yes, yes. Thank you Frons :DDDDDDDD

>>2824 Twingo 1 was never a diesel, still a very cool car

>>2825 I don't give a fugg about the Twingo if you catch my thought :DD

>>2831 Though I have to admit I'd fuck a 205 turbo.

>>2836 there's only one cool 80s car

>>2837 Thats not lancia tho...

>>2838 the Delta was shit tho

>>2837 Yes, there's only one.

11 PM is too much for me. I was sipping on the good stuff.

>>2846 Gn sir

>>2843 Vatanen hiding the sun with his hand is based af, what a pilot. The car? meh

depressiver bernd ist depressiv

>>2849 You are henceforth disqualified from being French :DDD

>>2850 Why tho

>>2849 Btw. I'd pay a lot of money for a 405 in pristine condition.

>>2852 PSA is shit. SHIT t. half my family work for Renault

>>2850 start drinking

>>2857 bernd is already drunk ;_;

>>2857 funny picture

>>2856 Your family is BASED. You should be woriking there as well.

Btw. KC still offline. Express your disappointment in German engineering here. :D

>>2861 I drive a Renault, that's the best i can do

>>2865 I guess hard disk dieded of death

>>2771 I'm not alcofinn, sorry. I'm AZF/ETF. But, technically I'm also drinking atm, while of course doing benzos and gonna smoke weed..like..actually right now. Also, did phet in the morning but not for fun, just to clean the apartment.

>>2865 half the time it's not working correctly, they are running KC on a fucking 386 or something

I'm 8 weeks sober

>>2881 In a row?

>>2881 Drink to celebrate

>>2882 Yes

It's 11pm. Bye 8cuck

Here's a bird I met a few hours ago :D

>>2890 Didn't know Brits gave up so easily :D

>>2893 Whats he up to

>>2865 my disappointment is immeasurable and I'll never trust german engineeringa gain

>>2903 haha, you were ubber confident at the beginning, silly you

>>2872 Also, if I'm not too blazed, I'm going to bake some "Joulutorttu" - a classic finnish christmas pastry. I just took the premade dough from the fridge and have plum jam in the fridge. Stay tuned on how they'll turn out.

>>2907 Premade not allow

>>2907 puff pastry? also called Pâte feuilletée in the civilized world

>>2912 lol, thats how every finnish "housewife" does them. We dont have real women in this country anymore bro

>>2918 Whores

Again, I did drink more than I wanted. Tomorrow I will feel like shit again.

>>2920 Why it be like that

No need to fight amongst yourselves. 1.6 EUR for 20g of panchetta cheddar and gouda. Same price as gold/platinum.

>>2928 you eat that?

>>2920 drink tomorrow also and postpone infinitely

>>2933 It accumulates like a snow ball when making snow man

There you go. Surströmming opened in the middle of a metropolis :D

>>2946 rotting fish

>>2949 swedes are weird, they can rotten fish

>>2946 Gotta be classified as biological weapon

>>2949 Ate it all :DD

>>2956 rose :DDDD

>>2960 I like rosé

Some kot magazines.

its okay, I'm currently still gluhweining for the rest of the month. if only lidl sold the nice 6 pack boxes thisyear

>>2985 Lewd

>>2986 Gluegarch

LOL My nigga (St. Miki) is interviewing a fucking somalii faggot tranny. Like the only black finnish tranny lol what a world. And its so funny because Miki just, is honest wihtout any fear, he like clearly says he doesnt understand why she needs to do what she does. Like he challenges the whole idea of living for materialism. And like the fucking fag somali is just so in their ego. lol fucking somalis

*ding ding ding* last order ladies and gentlemen

>>3021 its not even midnight yet

>>3021 I'll retreat to my quarters. Thank you ma'am!

>>3030 you can stay for the After

>>3014 lol, this security guard buddy at my work, who we pulled a lot of evening shifts together, we became friends and once talked frankly how shitty somalis are. Like he became a massive fan of Ethiopia, and lol, maybe I'll give him a lion of judah flag patch or something so he can put his neck on some somali scum. And then they see it. God I hate so fucking much goign outside and seing that scum everywhere in the capital of Finland. And hearing that fucking horrible language on the bus. Like fuck them. Its not racism. Its really not. Its a fucking culture.Somalis, and I explained this to my buddy, that they are as an ethnos incapable of creating state institutions. They are a pastoral, clan society. Its not prejedice. Its historical fact.

>>3046 Dont you also expect to be soon?

>>3049 I am currently

>>3063 I wish i was also

One thing I hate about the Helsinki region is that fucking every day I see stinking somalis.

>>3112 I have never seen a somali

>>3112 like it hurts me personally, its my native province where we lived with our adoptive parents, Shewa or Shoa what ever is the transliteration that was the one that recreated a centralized powerfull Ethiopian Empire It was the greatest acheivement after in the year 524 the ancient Emperor Kaleb of Axum croseed the red sea and destoyed Jewish Himayar. It was a great crusade, against paganism and Islam and eventually Papism. It was a triump of Orthodoxy - alongisde Russias ending of the Turkish rule in Europe.

no images on kc its simply not th esame without kits and drinking pics, I was so happy too for a moment

>>3118 Are you saying imageboard without images is not the same?

>>3119 yes

>>3117 Did you just make that up They arent organized enough for an empire now, much less 2000 years ago

>>3117 The battle of Adwa against Italy was only the jewel in the Crown. Etiopia had struggled against both Oromos Muslims and Pagans that had penetratede deep into the highlands. And before that Somali sultanates like Adal. But Menelik II destoyed them all ina matter of decades. Its one of the greatest set of stratgic campaings in history.

>>3125 Look at that nigga. Like, literally, the two most powerful conquering forces outside of Asia. Islam and Western Europe. Shewa, Ethiopia withstood both. So yeah, Im not going to fucking look a Somali and say yeah, youre a good as a citizen as me. No youre not. Your a subject. You are to be ruled.

There would zero of these problems if Finns had this attitude by default. Youre the master of your country by the grace of Dog. Like if you are truly a Christian Nation. A Nation of the New Covenant. First, Ancient Ethiopia Axum, in 330 AD took the cross. It stamped it on its coins. And in the next 300 years it would destroy all of its pagan and finally Jewish rivals and was the supreme state of all Ancient South Arabia This was the beginning and consolidation of a Ethiopia as the New Israel of the Christian Era and the New Covenant. Nothing less. .

>>3129 Why did I had to be adopted to a country with Somalis? Why? What a cruel joke. I'm literally by birth a part of the master race that ruled over them, and have an indigenous written civilization - while zoomaalis are basically discount arabs these days. The Ge'ez language itself, like Latin is millenia old. And it was also immensly evolved by Christianization. Like, Ethiopia basically first conquered its entire civilizational sphere, and then Christianized it. Before the Roman Empire. And unlike in Europe, no true Christian Emperor returned to the throne after 1453. Emperor Menelik, the King of Shewa and Haile Selassies uncle basically did that. Now Gommunism, Anglo-Jews etc have ruined my Empire. Im so bitter.

I lost track

Pics are werking on kc against

Just ranting. I lived all my life outside of Homo city and just recently moved here. I hate it. Its not what I thought.

>>3134 Im high as fuck and complaingin because I belong to a former master race and now I have to interact with my lessers.

>>3135 Also mixing house and eletronic music. Just borwsing the new Spinning Records catalgogue. Man the Dutch are a superpower of eltronic music