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Drunk Thread Anonymous 03/03/2023 (Fri) 14:45:43 No. 168
just gonna put this here only post if ya shitfaced faggot, ah get back to ya after a few glasses
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I think my love for ponies sparked when a Gmod server had a Twilight Sparkles watermelon humper statue as their version of the Reichstag
>>656 That is... that is very specific anon.
>>656 wow easy on the booze there buddy
>>707 >I like dogs too just dress em up as a small horse and youre golden!
>>709 Sounds like a great idea, I just hope dog butt tastes as good as mare's
>>710 >hope dog butt tastes as good as mare's Silly boy, butts don''t taste good at all. Only penises and vulvas do! do you know how much i would ahve to clean myself backthere before i would taste anygood? lots!! enemas ftw haha but yeah,.. a mare should be better given they be grass eeaters n such. now that i think about it
>>711 Ass is an obtained taste
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>>711 mod your clearly experienced, how do I avoid post nut depression?
>>715 its mostly unavoidable but from what I feel, it will subside once your mind is on something else
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>>716 was hoping it was just me kinda want my mind to keep thinking about sex kek it does not always happen but the more intense the load the bigger the drop
>>715 >>717 Learn to love yourself anon. Life really is too short. Please have fun with your body often. Treat yourself and never feel ashamed for taking care of your needs. I play with myself everyday. And I am happier because of it. One of the most common sex fantasy's women have, is being violently raped. We are all twisted and fucked. You are not alone.
>>718 I had to focus real hard to write that. Gn everyone. *kisses everyone on their cute tummies*
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>>718 I love this thread, if only I could get the fucking lurkers to drunk post too, >>719 good night sweet mod
Oh gosh. look at all of these buttery carbs! I'm gonna get sooo chubby~ Always was a slut for baked goods after drinking kek. Some prefer pizza. But I prefer the superior sugar alternative!
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>>729 Hah! Don't worry, I only ate half of them. Not a lie whatsoever ;p
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anyone else drunk today?
>>891 No. Its sunday. I just got outta church. Are you serious?
>>892 Keeek
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Is the mod asleep? I bet the mod is asleep >I just got outta church. sounds like a "u" problem mate
>>896 Anon your drinking first thing in the day on a sunday. I dont often say this, but you might have a problem.
>>898 its a good start of the day, u should drink too like, everyday
>>898 Then you should post you dick pic, yeah that would be fucking dope as hell
>>896 >Is the mod asleep? I bet the mod is asleep Oh, I don't check in everyday anon. But I believe handsome, good boys such as yourself; can play nice and behave whilst I'm away~ Also, the globals spank alot harder than I do. So please 'try' to behave for me, okay? Thanks in advance! Hugs n kisses <3
>>896 >church That still a thing?
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>>1025 I did not click the youtube link, I want to fuck that mare
i wanna hav aggressive sex with all of you lovely anons, full homo¨^~-
>>1035 If you were a pony, sure
>>1036 >f you were a pony, always so unreasnabel .
>>1037 Nutting anywhere else is a waste
>>1038 >penis in butt thats super gay anon :#
this thread got pretty gay already so, Mod how do I teach my bottom to become cock obsessed?
>>1042 >how do I teach my bottom to become cock obsessed? Masturbate with a flavored condom on for like 2-3mins first. Makes your dick taste nice. That, or just use flavored lube. Would be my tip :d
damn am I shitfaced it's so fun I just drank a bit now im don't konw im just a bit sorry no mlp pic but i have a tulpa so get rektt
>>1148 >i have a tulpa so get rektt Stuff your tulpa into a plushy and call it a day.


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