>>11270 I'm detecting a low T numale in your post. >>11723 >I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm still posting >>14313 >another low T numale >muh everything has to do with dicks xd >>>/bog/ >>14328 And a third low T numale crying about trucks because Chad drives them.

>>14584 I see them all the time around here. Most of them are beat to shit.

The start of every traffic jam. The Honda CR-V.

>>11968 >poorman's audi That's Skoda in the VW group. Seat is an attempt to attack on Italian car makers. They are also slightly cheaper than the "German" versions, but who cares. The old models may look cheap and poorly designed, but the only good thing about Audi is the aluminium anyway so who cares.

>>14364 iPhone of the cars.

it appears my superiority has led to some controversy

>>6373 what is that, a car for ants?

>>14653 Since BMW bought the brand

>>16046 I forgot how ugly the Solstice was.

>>6385 It looks like a hearse. Why would anyone want to use a hearse as their private car? >>14584 Believe it or not I still see them occasionally here in mainland Europe, typically accompanied by pic related for whatever reason.

any suv any cross-over

What is any current production vehicle in the United States. >computer controlled fly by wire everything >needing a three hundred dollar diagnostic interface and a four hundred dollar software license just to figure out which nonessential function shit itself and locked the controller into 'limp home' mode >stupid-resistant designs with huge columns and tiny windows you can't see out of because god forbid some dumb fuck removes themselves from the gene pool when they roll the car down a ravine >the latest item on the neverending list of government mandated bullshit – backup cameras The way things are going I'm going to be driving and wrenching on a YJ for the rest of my life, because at the very least the aftermarket ensures there'll be spare parts to last until the end of time.

>>11148 >Because they're retards who care about "muh status" this is literally the reason my sister bought leased her 3 series. and then lied about how much her payments were. this post is fucking truth.

>>14688 I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Four foot tall chinese women in jacked F-350's. Indian families with a bed full of baby seats. Fat boomers in crashed Silverados, ran off the road whilst texting, never to reach the football game in time. All these oversized trucks scarcely used for hauling, never taken outside city limits, will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

>>14688 <i secretly have a small dick: the post

>>11122 The Mini Cooper is only unreliable if you get an S. N/A doesn't have the timing chain problems, and if you have a 3d printer, shop vac, and harbor freight media blaster, you can clean the intake yourself every 50k or so. The true downfall of this car is being direct injection. Other than that, it is capable of outcornering Miatas and such. Very good car if you take care of it.

>>16268 <I drive a Prius and am frequently pussywhipped by my whore of a wife who's presently cuckolding me with Tyrone, the post

>>16288 >>14688 My first time seeing a wild incel, guys!

>>16286 >girl I know got a 2015 Mini Cooper S with nearly 40,000 miles >spent nearly 21,000 dollars on it Tried to get her into a 2017 Chevy Impala LT instead buy her peers told her no cause "its too big for her" although it kinda is here in Germany. What problems does the S have so I can at least warn her?

>>16290 You're welcome, leftycuck. Please improve the genepool by getting your AI chauffeur to lightly bump your Tesla into a plastic bollard and enjoy the resulting lightshow that will cook you to death.

>>6441 I came here to post this fucking juke. It's such a fucking eyesore holy shit.

>>16291 It's amazing how ignorant I am about US cars being sold outside the US. Coopers are fine I guess, but the interior is pretty ugly. On the topic of both small cars and ugly cars: The Fiat 500

>>16298 The interior would look fine to me for the 2015 if it wasn't for the cheap plastic in certain places, flip switchesunless they made an audible CLICK then it would be the best that just screams "AM DIFFERENT!", and how cramped it is on the drivers side, I like it. I also hate how much of a pain it is to engage the emergency brake since the middle compartment practically blocks your damn arm. You have to pull it at a very weird angle.

>>16291 Just make sure she has the timing chain guides, tensioner, and the chain itself, replaced every 50-80k miles. If it falls out of time, the engine WILL become a paperweight. The only reason this isn't an issue with the Naturally Aspirated model, is because the engine never exceeds spec. The S pretty much always runs at revs that would be more at home with some nipshit, like a Civic. That motor was never meant to be pushed so hard, but none of that would be a problem if the Frogs who designed it simply used better materials.

>>16318 Oh, and I forgot to add two things; 1. There is no warning when the timing chain tensioner fails. You won't see a Check Engine light, or any OBDII code for it, it'll just happen. 2. There was never any reason for this car to be turbocharged in the first place. A wider exhaust manifold, and an intake kit is literally enough for the N/A model to rival the power of the S. The N/A exhaust manifold's output-side port is about as wide around as a golfball. The Magnaflow header, roughly the size of a grapefruit. I believe this was done deliberately by BMW to create an artificial gap in power between the Base and S models.

>>16298 What's even more retarded is they turned the Fiat 500 into an SUV.

>>6447 I like my e46 M3 though. Haven't had any issues so far. Why bully…

>>6385 I had to take my drive test in one of these fucking things. I hadn't driven it before so it was just miserable. Massive blind spots, mirrors are near useless, and the throttle feels like mushy garbage. It didn't help it was a learner car so the brakes are just plain bad from dipshits that like to slam on the brakes every 10 feet. I learned to drive in my dads dodge spirit but they wouldn't let me take my test in it because it had no insurance. I failed my test twice before going and buying my own fucking car to take my test in and passing immediately. Fuck pt cruisers.

>>6420 I hope Scion is never resurrected from their mid-2000's grave.

>>6373 IT LOOKS FUCKING STUPID

>>16376 Say it with me: Fuck the Juke. Fuck the Juke. Fuck the Juke. Fuck the Juke. Fuck the Juke. Also that car wasn't fucking red when it was photographed lmao, someone used the color replace tool in PS or GIMP and did a shitty job at it

>>16377 I can tell. It looks like a fucking Guava or this fucking Squash.

>>16376 >>16377 >>16378 When middle-aged women are done with that car and they wind up in salvage yards… I'm just saying… 1.6 liters of all-alloy, 16 valves, turbo'd… A lot of Austin Minis that can't find an original Austin powerplant to go in them… I'm just saying pls no bully

>>16376 The Juke looks so stupid that I actually like it

>>16385 "Juke" is such a stupid name. JUKE. JUUUUUUKE. JJJJJJUKE. JUKE-UKE. It's like a car that's SUPPOSED get slammed.