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Ethnic Stereotypes; Car Edition Driver 11/24/2017 (Fri) 23:01:43 Id: 2aa327 No. 14644
>Niggers ruin cars and think it's cool >Asians can't drive >Women can't drive >Mexicans are slow
>sandniggers drive recklessly and have no idea how to read signs and ground paintings >women sandniggers can't drive and are slow af the shittiest cars >old people drive slowly and don't watch their mirrors
>>14651 EMT family member went on a call for a car full of old people who had literally stopped in the middle of the fucking highway because "the sun was in their eyes and they couldn't see". Predictably they were rear ended.
People driving french cars usually drive too slow
>>14655 It depends if they chose it or not in my mind. I have a '02 clio and I can tell you I go as fast as I can, leaving sometimes sportscar drivers behind because they don't try to follow me. But I didn't choose this car, it was just a really good deal.
>>14654 Scary.
>Americans can only drive automatic
>pass a charger or Chrysler 300 >it's driven by a shine >pass a CR-V >it's driven by a terrified-looking old woman Every time.
>>14644 A few years back a cousin explained to me the whole deal of pimped rides and why it originated, firstly is social signaling, I have money, a very nigger thing to do, even back in africa were they would rather bankcrupt themselves than spend money wisely but appear austere. The reason why they don't outright buy an expensive car is because drug dealers couldn't justify their purchase therefore, they buy a used car and pimp it. Also >Biker thing they can go anywhere >Pedal on a highway at 10 mph or just fucking switch sides on the road without checking >Will occupy half the road with their buddies >Have no respect for any traffic laws or pedestrians >It's your fault if after any of that they end up on your hood >Bus drivers >Red is only yellow you hurry to >Fuck passengers I won't pick them up I don't feel like it >I'm gonna rush past you in this incredibly narrow street >Fuck you and your car/bike in general >Taxi drivers >Slow as shit >Again doesn't respect any priorities, won't stop at intersection even thought they are slow as shit >zig zaggin and closing in on you >Motorcycles >red light is just green with a possibility to sue someone >There are no one way streets >Helmets are worn on the elbow >The best place to be is on the blind spot of other cars >and fuck pedestrians too Trying to drive like a sane a person in a third world shit hole is suffering.
>>14675 >taxis are slow are they paid by the hour? That's a retarded feature. Where I am they're paid to the km, so sometimes they do detours to raise their wages, but they have a fixed income which is higher than their percentage they get to the km so they'd rather drive fast and take a lot of passenger than drive slow. The only drivers that drive past me are mostly taxi drivers where I live.
>>14681 If they are hired drivers by companies, not loners with their own business, they have set minimal wage. No matter how slow they are, they will get that cash. Doing fares just adds extra.
>pajeets waste all their money on numusclecars and beamers while living 10 to a 1 bedroom apartment
>>14644 >anyone driving a Eurpoean "luxury" car (read: not a VW) drives like an asshole via lovely things like rubbernecking, cutting you off and never using turn signals When I still lived in Florida it was usually Mercedes or Audi, but after I moved it's become the stereotypical BMW shit >the kind of butch, probably lesbian, girl that drives a Subaru Forester >the homely looking woman in her 30's-40's, probably either a school cafeteria lunch lady or librarian, who drives a Subaru Outback >the baseball cap wearing stereotypical white collar Dad who drives a Corvette C5/C6 >the brown Asian who drives a Honda S2000 >every Porsche driver, save for the Cayanne driver, is always wearing a red/blue polo shirt at all times >the vaping Subaru WRX owner >the Mitsubishi Eclipse driver who spends all of his money on stickers and mods while never giving it any basic maintenance >the Democrat middle class stay-at-home Mom who drives a Ford Escape >the Republican middle class stay-at-home Mom who drives a Chevy Blazer >the fat guy or hipster girl that's into entry level nerd shit like Doctor Who, Star Wars, etc. that drives a "box car" (Kia Soul, Nissan Cube, Scion xB, etc.) >the Volvo 240/740/940 owner with a pedo/'tard mustache and everyone's favorite! >that guy who daily drives a lifted pickup truck that both never takes it offroad and never puts anything in the bed because the most he's ever hauled is his groceries that fit in the extended cab
>The Belgian kamikaze driver >The Frenchy driving a Renault Megane that regularly produces a nice, blue cloud which makes you question whether you've blown your turbo >The blonde cunt driving an SUV tailgating you, but falling back on the country road at the first corner >The old fart taking his shiny Mercedes for a spirited 60 km/h drive, cutting every corner and getting mad if you overtake them >The bus driver that chooses to completely ignore his mirrors and get mad at you if you're to his left and trying to get out of his way by overtaking >The bus driver that drives slow on country roads but accelerates when you overtake him
>>14706 >The blonde cunt driving an SUV tailgating you, but falling back on the country road at the first corner So much this
>>14705 >>14706 you guys are on point
>>14706 >The old fart taking his shiny Mercedes for a spirited 60 km/h drive, cutting every corner and getting mad if you overtake them What's wrong with that?
>>14717 roads are limited to 70/90, or even 100 km/h on country roads in Europe.
>>14718 I get that driving at 60 could be annoying in summers, but once snow falls here only trucks drive at 90. Highway speeds drop to 80 and country asphalt roads drop to 60 or under. Country dirt roads remain at stable 100km/h at any season, because pretending to be a rally driver in snow gets only better.
>>14720 >Snow most of Europe (so no Scandinavia) don't get that much snow you know. It's not a criteria to decide how you drive, 60 is just slow. When it happens to snow, no one has snow tires and people just crash around and panic. It's quite lulzy.
>>14721 As someone from Baltic states it is hard for me to visualise winter without snow.
>>14724 Well it's like a rainy fall for you if you want to picture it. So no real reason to drive at 60.
>>14705 I won't defend the European car thing but in the case of BMWs it's partially the car's fault. But the sort of people who drive them are absolutely nosy rubberneckers, which just makes things so much worse. If you ever get a chance to drive a (modern) BMW, you'll realize that the turn signals are computer-controlled, and will basically only blink for a fraction of a second if you're changing lanes. They only stay on for any noticeable period of time if you're sitting still, and even then… Oh, and the circuits are wired in to the rest of the bulbs. If even one of your lights on one side goes out, it ruins the blinker timing and because incredibly fast-paced. It's obnoxious and off-putting. A lot of drivers at this point will forego using them now until they can pay someone to change a lightbulb because they're BMW owners and don't know how to do it themselves. A lot of people who buy them are poor and want a status symbol, and they remember how cool they were in the 80's, so they buy any BMW and then are surprised when they turn out to be trash. Acceleration is totally broken. You get nothing from the engine and then at the halfway point you get everything. It's basically impossible not to drive slowly right up until you want to pass someone or maneuver and then gun it because there is no area on the pedal that is a polite passing speed. A lot of the worst behavior really is how the car wants to be driven. It makes it hard to do it any other way. And it's not like the average BMW owner is going to fight their car every second to drive a certain way; they bought a BMW so they could not care and just casually drive everywhere and be noticed.
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thought of some more >the white trash or spic chain smoker that drives a "sports trim" GM G-body, N-body or W-body >the generic Jeep Bro that's always trying to impress everyone who how "outdoorsy" and/or "hardcore" he is >that hardcore conservative man/woman who drives a newer Buick >that Single Black Mom Trying Her Best who drives a used Buick, who is oddly enough on the opposite end of the political spectrum as the new Buick driver >the preppy Upper Class stay-at-home Mom who has a Cadillac Escalade her husband bought for her new that she gets rid of as soon as the shitty General Motors warranty expires >the nigger who buys said Escalade from her afterwards and puts tacky rims on it >the Geo Metro or Ford Festiva driven by someone who is either a /b/-tard or a furry, possibly both >the Isuzu Rodeo that's driven by the guy who wants something good for the outdoors but can't afford anything more expensive like a Jeep or Blazer since he makes barely over minimum wage >the unbearable hipster chick who drives a VW Jetta >the woman in her late 30's to early 50's who drives a "new Beetle" (the one based on the Jetta) that still tries to act like a party going teenager and doesn't realize that she annoys everyone around her >the person whose only car is a Hyundai that is less than a decade old and is the most normie of normies with no hobbies/interests beyond drinking beer and watching Football; has possibly given up on life >the stereotypical squid who rides a Yamaha R6 and cuts of a driver at least 4 times on each trip he makes, endangering everyone like the selfish spoiled cunt that he is >>14768 If anything that just makes me specifically hate the people doing this shit in an Audi A4 or TT even more, further adding to my bias in believing that Audi has the worst drivers/fanbase of the German 3. only reason I can see myself getting an Audi is to get a used A4 for $1k or less as a winter beater
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Albanians/Serbs - 2nd/3rd hand BMW, sometimes M cars, ugly rims, lowered Turks/Arabs: 2nd/3rd hand Mercedes, sometimes AMG cars, also shitty rims, lowered Swap the occasional Audi or Porsche Cayenne for BMW/MB
UK edition >Swathes of boring fuckers that keep buying Mondeos >Larger swathes of fuckers that somehow manage to be even more boring a drive a Juke/Qashqai >Cyclists that keep weave in and out of their lane whilst wearing HEADPHONES >Bus drivers that deliberately stop the bus at an angle where the rear protrudes out so you can't overtake them easily >That one oblivious taxi/delivery driver whose engine is clearly dying yet continues to drive a surprisingly new deathtrap that belches poisonous blueish water/fuel vapesmoke out its exhaust that makes it stink like a cheap motorcycle even when all windows and vents are shut >Know-nothing kids that always drive C1s and 107s due to the deal they have on them here, constantly get in your way almost causing accidents and usually covered in dents >Van drivers whose vans look like they've been immersed in saltwater for several months even though they're only a few years old >Weird adults who think it's always 1995 and drive nothing but a Bongo/Freda, Mk1 Previa or Talbot-based motorhome no matter the year it actually is >Resident Americans that for some reason choose to import either a 90s Ford E-Series or Chevy/GMC G Series even though they have literally a whole country's worth of cars to choose from >Super broke trashkings that drive riced-out Mk5/6 Escort cabriolets, Mk2 Micras and Mk3 Golfs and think they're hot shit
*boring by driving a *keep weaving in and out fuck am I tired rn
Eastern european bydla/maroz BMW E34 or E36 that is way undermaintained seen frequently hitting bus stops
>>14827 Eastern european urods realy do not care what car they have, they just need to get around without buses. Maintenance tends to fall flat because muh carefull driving and neighbours fixing it for cheap.
>>14644 Every Germanic European country (Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Netherlands…..) >The MK5 GTI driver that works out 4 times a month drink shakes, and takes steroids, who bought his car for 4 grand but tells every bro he bought it for 9. Lowerd to the point of destruction, and not maintained and with an ebay fartcan. Has always a girlfriend who is fat and small with black of bleached hair to much make up and a chest tattoo. >The middle class man/women who don't care about cars, who drive a Dacia, shit breaks but it was cheap they say. >The Turk/Arab/Albanian/Bosnian ah fuck it basically the Muslim, that works at his uncles bar/club/kebap shop, and lives at home who drives a BMW/Mercedes/Audi (only the mid sized ones) with over 300 to 400 thousend km, but tells his bros this car is almost new. Never services it. >The women between 30 and 40, who lives in a village and drives a single cap Dodge Ram, who never buys more than groceries with it. >The wanna be JDM dude, who has a Civic/Celica/RX8 or 2l n/a Impreza who is all about that life, worships the FF franchise and thinks fartcans sound good. >And the people who think that TD sound good and buy M pack Bimmers and S Line Audis, but at the end just drive nicer looking Transit Vans.
>>14971 >The wanna be JDM dude, who has a Civic/Celica/RX8 or 2l n/a Impreza who is all about that life, worships the FF franchise and thinks fartcans sound good. Close enough. He has a huge "JDM" sticker on the other side. The best part? It's EDM
>>14971 >The MK5 GTI driver that works out 4 times a month drink shakes, and takes steroids, who bought his car for 4 grand but tells every bro he bought it for 9. Haven't seen these types since y2k tbh
>>14974 lel even the sticker wasn't placed right
>>14974 God damn it why do people do this. Those cars are for going to and from work in shitty city traffic. I feel like dying whenever I see a riced out 90 something honda sedan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noZ-48N1Pnw >>15086 I hate to post the same video i posted in other thread already, but look at the first 3 clips in this. You gotta give that Civic some points for at least trying. And that exhaust pipe. Outside of track days, sadly, absoloutely useless. Perhaps secretly the owners just want to look cool?
>>15087 Difference being that the lads in your video actually go to events and hoon their cars properly, instead of just putting stickers all over it and jerking off.
>>14644 >mexicans are slow CAN CONFIRM. Fucking beaners never have anywhere to be apparently.
>>14656 I know this post is MONTHS old but how are French cars anyway?
>>14705 >anyone driving a Eurpoean "luxury" car … drives like an asshole Absolutely this. >rich neighborhood, ten minutes from downtown on the old riverside highway >douchebags driving beemers and mercedes >posted speed limit of 35 <they drive 70 because they know they can get away with it >>14799 >the generic Jeep Bro that's always trying to impress everyone who how "outdoorsy" and/or "hardcore" he is Bitches love Jeeps though. Don't ask me why. You drive around in a Bronco, Jimny, Blazer, an old Land Rover or literally any other short wheelbase 4x4, and nobody gives a shit. You drive around in a Jeep™ Brand Jeep™ and bitches twist their necks off to check you out. I do not get it.
>>16321 That's because Jeeps are "hardcore" and have some sort of history. It's never the function, always the perception. Why do you think truck dudes lift their pavement princesses? It might have some basis in fact but idk how true that really is. At one point it probably was.
>>16311 It depends on the sector, they used to dominate the hatchback segment, at least on my country, with cheap but quick cars, and sometimes, the French lose their fucking mind and create something really amazing like the new Twingo where they made a mid engined shitbox because why not?
>>16311 Guy your replied to here, Small hatchbacks, medium hatchbacks, shit crossovers everywhere, more than half the market is dominated by French carmakers. Sports cars are very rare, people buy them but never daily them. Even for a small one like a 308 GT or a Megane RS. Pickup trucks aren't a thing. There are more than before though. Hilux and Rangers essentially. Sedans are essentially business fleets. Small vans are a thing for family people who don't like car but want a roomy interior (Renault Scenic, Ford C-max, Citroën C4 picasso).
nigs put flashy shit on shitty cars. taconigs put slightly less flashy shit on slightly less shitty cars. asians dont need to look to change lanes women dont need to look to do anything
>>16355 Thanks anon.
>>14675 where you at son


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