>>6018 While I'm somewhat impressed that someone actually took the time to put that monstrosity together, they actually had to destroy two cars to make it come to fruition. Holy fuck that thing is awful. I never saved it, but the furry s10 is applicable for this thread.

It's ugly but gotta give credit to anyone that made it because it's quite well done. Kinda like the rear

WARNING THIS IMAGE WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO END YOUR LIFE

>>6018 Did someone nail a new beetle's front and rear to the middle of an old beetle? Ugly as sin, but holy shit that's an accomplishment. I applaud the skill it took to do that. >>6239 Tasteless styling, nice base colour, though. The car itself looks pretty nice. > 2015 > Not modding your pickup truck with a cannon > Not adding rocket launchers to trucks > Not turning a bulldozer into a tank

>>6239 Is that a fucking DeLorian?

>>6242 even worse, a fucking volkswagen gol, a huefag shitbox

>>6243 Yep. And it's been that way since at least 2000.

>>6245 Cocaine is one helluva drug

>>6245 Well I'm just going to go under the premise that the car had some body damage, and therefore had to be painted in order to cover up the bondo. If this guy actually painted a perfectly good DeLorian, I hope absolutely awful things happen to him. If he actually saved one, then good for him. I kind of like the DeLorian in red. That said, I'd never do it unless it was one that needed serious body work and paint was the only way to cover it up. I like the way they look with the stock stainless steel body, though. Were those taillights one off, or is there somewhere you can buy those? I've never seen custom DeLorian taillights.

>>6239 >>6243 You know what also once was a DeLorean? This. Thanks for nothing Will.I.Am. >>6252 This one was pristine, allegedly.

All these fucking ruined DeLoreans. You know what's even sadder? The one at Universal Studios Orlando. It's just falling apart. People who restored the BttF A Car offered to restore it for free but Universal declined.

Interior looks comfy, at least

>>6336 >imagining that interior on a hot day

>>6336 >hardwood floor mats

>>6345 >being upset about the hardwood >not being mad that the wood floor doesn't match the wheel faux wood or the light brown on the seats >not being mad that it's not an actual Chesterfield style chair put in the car

>>6239 I think it looks ok, minus the generic rims. Get some retraux 80s on that and I think it'd look nice. Maybe some hubcaps like the 2015 cars in BTTF 2?

>>6344 It would be pretty good in that regard. All the plastic is now covered in fabric and there's not a bit of black leather to be seen. posting a classic.

>>6378 Oh man, this guy looks so /cow/worthy. Bonus points that the plate hasn't really been obscured/removed.

>>6378 8701 (6/C)7 Illinois Someone check it

>>6651 >I'm putting speed holes in my car. >Makes it go faster.

>>6651 And it started out like this.

>>6653 >halfchan anons destroying things just because they can Welp, figures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sAStaXPhLY Where were you when Catriona Stewart got BTFO a few weeks back? She justifies keying expensive cars. One of her reasons is that they'll never be driven to the fullest. Apparently she's never heard of track days, or going to mainland Europe for the Autobahn. I have no idea whether or not she's the same Catriona Stewart that makes kinky latex clothing. It's a damn rare forename. The only reason I know that is due to muh dik.

>>6651 >>6653 I'd gladly drive around that thing, why are people so stupid?

>>6651 >>6653 So tell me why anyone cares about a neglected 280z? I can't justify absolutely destroying a car for no good reason, but it's not like we're talking about something of value here. This car was probably worth $1000 tops on the used car market. It's worth about $150 in scrap metal. Regardless, the car isn't totaled. Maybe one of you faggots should try to track the owner down and try to buy it from him. Hell, he'd probably pay you to watch it go through the crusher if he's willing to destroy a perfectly good car. It's not like anyone here has the money to actually restore that car to it's former glory. I'm just mad about the fact that some asshole decided to destroy a perfectly restorable car. hopefully it was his ex's or something

>>6651 >double wipers Destruction justified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTWcEjj0w3s 'Nuff said.

I finally saw it in person for the first time the other day but didn't get a picture >bently shit on a 300 >shit tier YUUUUUGE no name chrome wheels on it >driven by a native that just bought a cart full of junk food with EBT

>>8762 >that bored sounding host in the murrica helmet SEE GUYS, WE BROUGHT BACK THE RELIANT ROBIN! WE'RE STILL THE TOP GEAR YOU KNOW AND LOVE, WE SWEAR! >FEEYUL THUH HEEET BAYBEE >that chalkboard on nails screech and this guy got popular as a radio host with THAT voice? Literally how? Please explain, Britain.

>>8775 >12k likes >60k dislikes Open your god damned eyes, BBC

>>6239 I'm one of those types that likes his DeLorians to stay the stock color. I do like the wing on the back, as pointless as it might be. Rims are stupid looking too.

>>8831 Is that an Audi with Corvette rims?

>>8831 well the body aint so hard now is it

>>8831 >pile of shit near car >didn't use any of it to make sure the car didn't crush you if the stand failed I just think of that Roadkill episode where their engine hoist just fucking fails and wince.

>>8834 yup.

>>8888 First off, nice get Second off. This hurts my soul. I don't even find the rights words for how it makes me feel. I just hurts my soul. We let these people drive. If someone was in the passenger seat, they'd be dead. Was the cunt texting or just driving while being Asian? That more GTO…may she rest in peace…

>>8888 First off, nice get Second off. This hurts my soul. I don't even find the rights words for how it makes me feel. I just hurts my soul. We let these people drive. If someone was in the passenger seat, they'd be dead. Was the cunt texting or just driving while being Asian? That more GTO…may she rest in peace…

>>6255 Honestly it doesn't look that bad but it should of been left at the stock suspension height and the front kit is disgustingly boxy. They also should of kept the original color and original headlamps.

Well there is this local riced 05 Mustang with FastandFurious green paint job and one of those shitty curved Civic spoilers. Ill be sure to get a pic of it next time I see it.

>>8888 First off, nice get Second off. This hurts my soul. I don't even find the rights words for how it makes me feel. I just hurts my soul. We let these people drive. If someone was in the passenger seat, they'd be dead. Was the cunt texting or just driving while being Asian? That more GTO…may she rest in peace…

>>8893 Don't forget, a real DeLorean died to make that shitheap.

Any stickered car, but especially the kinda ironic ones ala "no fat chicks in this car lol" (which are useless, if you have that on your car, chances are you're into sucking the dick)

>>8898 There's a last gen Cavalier, hot pink with red trim, rainbow tinted headlights/taillights, giant fat can and "Ztype" badges all around. All completed with zebra print seats and a fake Ferrari steering wheel.

>>8926 Let's be fair: Stickers can be fine if they are related to your car and who you are. I got a small Nordschleife sticker and a small symbol of my nation on my car. Meme stickers though make everyone know that you're a huge faggot.

>>9068 I have a sports team sticker on my back window. Why do people put rims from other cars on their cars?

>>9069 it would be a reasonable switch if they didn't leave the manufacture's logo on the wheels. bothers me just as much as the people that put "5.0" or "boss 302" logos on their swapped car, it doesn't look right.

>>9071 Like how the new GT350 don't have a 350 in it?

>>9072 my life has been a lie

fresh oc

>>8888 If I wasn't already on a list for being a regular on 8chan, I would be if I voiced what I hoped would happen to a person who does shit like that.

>>9696 vintage meme coming through

>>9099 Made me kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ux0eeC10U So someone showed me this I don't know whether to jerk off or become Patrick Bateman and beat them to death with an axe like they did to the TA.

>>10033 >dat edgy 90s german vibe nice

I see there is a lack of niggers ITT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qaHi2DbQQ

>>10146 Did some weeb niggs ever donk a jap car, like an AE86 or something

>>10033 That poor car. Why do people do things like this? what did that car do wrong? Fucking Germans

>>10150 Actually they did the absolute madmen

>>10161 Bless the fools

>>10161 >get Murano Crosscabriolet >donk it >paint it yellow/red, wrap it with Hulkamania vinyls >put on a couple of triggering bumper stickers such as one for Trump, one asking for the illegalization of driverless cars, and another one that says something similar to "This machine kills Teslas" >Roll up to a Cars and Coffee meet >Do a burnout right at the end Congratulations, you will be about to exhaust all known salt reserves that are currently stored by Jalopnik and you could not give two shits

>>10203 I think you won't just deplete Jalopnik's salt reserves, but at least half the world's reserves. Best part is that you can have a few bumpers and swap stickers depending on who you intend to butthurt. Like one with a set of yiff and legalize weed stickers

>>10203 Trump wouldn't ever mutilate a priceless classic, like that, though, so obvious troll would be obvious.

>>10227 Nowadays people argue before checking if it's a troll so you'll be fine

>>10238 That's just low-energy. Why would you go around trolling with low-energy? You'd be more energetic, calling yourself a proud fascist in front on a college campus. Wasteful!

>>10252 I'd rather not because then I'd probably get beaten up by a bunch of fat lesbians, all filmed vertically on an iphone, and autists on the internet will use me as an excuse for whatever they do.

>>10259 >beaten up >by a bunch of fat lesbians You're not Anthony Burch.

>>10262 tbh a hambeast launched at even only a few mph would probably squash me flat

>>10281 >>10282 Gross. All of them are gross. That poor Delorean.

>>10282 >Those shit oversized wheels on the Stratos

>>10281 >>10282 they're asking for a third nuke

>>10265 Is it really you, Anthony? You should really eat some meat.

>>8893 Yeah, it kinda looks like an even boxier, 80s version of the original delorean.

>>10281 >>10282 Some of those are pretty good

>>10281 >>10282 Reminds me of the loli van. You know the one.

>>6378 Furries wonder why they're laughed at.

>>6239 Snazzy

>>12191 I don't.

>>6239 >a nice car perfectly good stock >red candy paint >throwing some 22s" on there >shitty chrome plating I hate everything about niggers.

>>6018 >has a fathead of a biohazard symbol on his hood >his car says "Zombie Response Vehicle" in three places >has three fucking antennas on the back of his car I hope he crashes Jesus fuck why?

>>12734 Didn't mean to sage

>>6336 That car is the equivalent of going to see a documentary about the aesthetic of pimps and gangbangers only to find out it's actually a furry brazilian porno.

>>10281 STOP THIS NONSENSE

>>8827 Stock is the only way to drive a car. Otherwise you're compensating for your shit taste in cars.

>>12752 What If I want to put a regular 2010 Polo bumper on my agry faced 2016 Polo GTI?

I'll just leave this here…

>>13412 That's not really cringe, it's more sad/funny.

>>6286 >inb4 they replace it with a donk for diversity purposes WE WUZ TIME TRAVELLERS N SHEEIT DAWG

>>13412 I don't know if these people actually think they are cool or if they do this as a joke. I'm sure there are people on both sides but there must be a majority.

Someone did this, and was proud of it.

>>13778 >>13779 Movie/TV show/advertisement vehicle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1qmmf6cYow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14397 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Indeed

>>14397 I can't feel my lungs holy shit this is a joke right?

>>14399 It was posted on 31 of march so it has to be an april fools joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swn4xJm-TrE Video is in russian, but the instructions are clear anyway.

>>14404 You seem to have put this in the wrong thread. This is the cringe thread, and that video's pretty fucking neat.

>>14611 If the kids love it, go for it. I know someone who could no longer pass car inspection due to rust. Instead of scrapping the car, she just removed the battery and told kids to go wild with it. That car still stands on its own wheels in a backyard corner. It could be startable, it drove there itself there. Kids play in it for 3 years now, and they still love it. Interior is absoloutely thrashed and reminds more of playground's sandpit, the bootlid is not completely closable, and there are multiple balls and potatoes in exaust. The car is Opel Astra F baby-sized hatchback. Kids agree that they could not get a better toy. After all, what gets more "real car-like" than a real car? I realy wana get that car for myself and the woman that owns it refused to sell it for 3 buyers alreadyIt would make a great rallycross car

>>14612 The minion goggles are actually just a removable windshield cover, without that it's a regular yellow Honda n600. Seeing it just brought my mind immediately to this thread.

My 2000 Mazda 323f got sent away from diagnotics because "We do not work with cars that old"

>>14666 I read: >your OBD is too old so we can't work with basic mechanics without electronic assistance we don't want to screw it up and pay you damages

>>14668 >>14666 That doesn't make any sense. OBDII was standardized in 1996, and literally every car made since then uses it.

Plastic bumpers in contrasting colors are back. THEY AGED SO WELL IN THE 90'S WHY NOT TRY AGAIN?

>>14700 fuck off m8, plastic bumpers may look ugly, but they absorbed impacts much better than solid metal ones, scuffs came off if you just rubbed your dry hand on it a few times, and were a hell of a lot cheaper to replace. There's a reason most commercial vehicles produced today still use 'em, and that's because they're more of a convenience for someone who needs to drive great distances without that much care.